02x07 - Apocalypso

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Bored

Do you despise your job?

Do you sometimes bang your head

Against the wall for no reason?

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to any of the above,

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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, boy, am I great.
What a salesman!

Oh, and since
I'm the official pitchman,

I can "r" and "r" there
free anytime.

Pretty sweet, huh?
Wanna watch it again?

Well, it's pretty
something.

Leveling tropical islands
just to put up concrete boxes?

Concrete resorts.

I don't know who's worse.
You, or ace.

Hey!

Vaporizing weapon permits,

Damage claims.

Witness statements.

This is the last time

I'm doing your paperwork.

Look, I'm less
of a details guy

And more of a flying-by-the-
seat-of-my-pants guy.

Yeah, there's something
I'd like to do

Pick your poison
and I can make it happen.

Well, I haven't had
any time off in a while.

Sure, why not?

Great idea, duck.
When do we leave?

"We"? I thought I'd--

Well, don't think.
It's already agreed.

Let's go.

Now, you sure you're ok
staying behind?

Yeah, I can work on
some of my side projects.

And it'll be the first time
I'll be totally in charge.

What are you talking about,
you being totally in charge,

When I'm thinking,

This would be the first time
I'd be totally in charge,

And you can be second-in-charge,
which has no real purpose,

Except to attend mall openings,

Check the locks
at closing time--aah!

Yeah, sounds great.

Your first job
is to figure out

Who's in charge.

The island we're heading to

Is apocalypso.

The last undeveloped one.

The construction guys are
ripping it up as we speak.

Uh, we're going to
the one island

Without working bathrooms?

No bathroom?
Hee hee hee!

Oh, yeah.
It'll be a real adventure!

Yikes!

- Uhh!

I can't hold it.
We're going down!

- We're doomed! Doomed!
- Whoa!

Whoa!

* Rockets out!

* Loonatics bust out

* Rev, lexi, tech

* Slam, and duck

* Work it!

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Ace's sword
drives 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smackdown, jack *

* Lexi's brain blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in,
quackin' out *

* Duck will make
them traitors shout *

* Activate, regenerate

* Magnetic powers
levitate *

* Set!
Let's get 'em! *

- * Bam, slam!

* Uh, tornado zing
when he models *

* It's set. Let's jet!

* Supersonic rev
heats 'em up *

* At the speed of light

* It's set. Let's jet!

* Work it!

* Whoo! Power
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed!

Duck! Get a grip on yourself.
I'll fire the front thrusters,

And transfer energy
to the rear stabilizers.

Quit blathering
and just do it!

All clear!

Uhh. Now all we gotta do

Is follow the sweet sound
of heavy machinery

Turning green
into cha-ching!

Funny.
It's awfully quiet

For a construction site.

Wow. Check out
the volcano.

That's still here?

It was supposed to be
bulldozed last week

For a tanning center.
Or a parking lot.

Tech, you there?
Come in, tech!

How about you, rev?

I don't think this place

Is as deserted as it looks.

I hear something.

Yeah,
but with your hearing,

It could be a dog
scratching it's butt

About a thousand miles away.

Yow!

Uhn...

What did I say?

Hee hee hee.

Whoa.
Whoa.

Hubba-hubba hoowee.

We have intruders,
my queen.

Take me to your ladder.

You probably recognize me
from tv.

I'm danger duck,
action hero

And pitch-man for
this little resort.

And I'd like...to...

Do not address the queen,
you fowl.

What's up, doc?
I'm ace.

Our ship's feeling
a little under the weather--

Hi!

Whoa-h*!
You're foul, too.

Your first bath
must have been your last.

There she is, my queen.

You must be
the leader.

Me?
Well, I guess I can see

How you'd assume that.

Ha ha.
I like how you handled

The obnoxious one
with the big beak.

Wha

My beak happens to be

The right size
for my head.

Oh, you mean
with the brain blast?

It's just a little
super power of mine.

Super power.

It must help you
keep your men in line.

Yeah. But sometimes
I think it'd be better off

If I just got a dog.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Lexi:

Welcome to our island.

I am athena,
queen of the apocazans.

Ha ha. I'm lexi,

Queen of the loonatics.

Hey, so what gives, queenie?

You don't look like you're part
of the construction crew.

And you don't look like you
have opposable thumbs.

Huh-uh!

I don't get it.

I don't know about you,

But I'm starting
to get the feeling

We're not exactly welcome.

Maybe your royal highness

Can ask stretch if we
can get any of their men

To help us with our ship.

There are no men.

We're a civilization
of only women.

I see.

So that's how it is.

But we do
have some tools

Back at the temple
you can use.

That is,
if you know how.

Welcome to
the royal palace

Of the apocazans.

Sorry, big beak,

But only women
are allowed inside.

My attendants will
take care of you

Mmm.
What smells so good?

It's a very special
nectar of ours.

Try some.

Ah, delicious!

Hey!

It's the source

Of our spiritual energy

That bonds us
and makes us one with all.

The nectar can help you
tap into powers

You don't even
know you have.

Whoa!

How did you do that?

Go ahead. Try.

Huh?

Whoa!

I've never seen them

Respond to someone
so--so fast.

Well, I've always
had a green thumb.

I can't wait to show ace.

Don't worry about ace.

We're taking
care of the men.

For your enjoyment,

The feast of the apocazans.

h* h* h*, yeah!

Eats. Now that's
more like it.

Mmm.

Is it the

Nighty night.

Ha ha.

Yes!

- Uh, thanks, ladies.
- Hey!

-Well, we had a big breakfast.

Who are you talking about?

I'm starvin'.

Look, southern bones.

Have you ever seen slam

Pass up a meal for a snooze?

Ha ha. Now
if you ladies will excuse me,

I think I need to use
the little rabbit's room.

Duck.

Ahem.

I hate to go alone.

There's something
weird goin' on.

I think we ought
to look around.

We'll come back
for slam later.

Make sure
they don't get away.

Well, I think we lost 'em.

They'll never catch us--

Uhh!
Now.

What's that?

If it's round
and rolling around,

It's probably my head.

What do you know.

From utopia acres.

So that's why
the work stopped.

Wonder what happened
to the crew.

That's funny.

But I always thought you're
supposed to eat your vegetables.

Not the other way around!

Somethin' tells me
that mulch-face here

Isn't too keen
on seeing us.

Yeah. Plantlife seems
a little more clingy

Than what I'm used to.

- Aah!

Hey! Down here.

Whoa.

Uhh.

Hyah! Yeah!

Guardian strike sword.
Attack!

Hwah.

Ha!

Hyah!

Hey, we really
showed them, ace.

Those veggies
will think twice

Before messin'
with this duo.

They sure think
twice fast!

Run!

I never knew plants

Were so light
on their feet.

Ha ha. Especially since
they don't have any!

Yah!

Uhh!

Look, there's our ship.

Aah!

- Unh.
- Unh.

Whew! That was
a close call.

Speak for yourself.

Oh, don't just stand there.

Get the tweezers.

Ouch!

Doye!

Thanks for the makeover,
athena.

Everyone looks so busy.

What's going on?

We're preparing
for zero hour.

What's zero hour?

Let's just say

After today we'll finally

Be rid of a certain planet

And their
annoying male creatures.

I had a feeling you
weren't from around here.

Hee hee. Look,
thanks for the tour,

But I should
get back to the guys.

They get kinda antsy
when left alone.

Uh, you said you'd show me
where you keep the tools.

There's something I think
you'll find more interesting.

Come.

Wow. What is all this?

This is where
we make our nectar.

Hmm. You guys
really like your beverages.

It's more than a beverage.

It's our energy source

That makes
the zero hour possible.

I don't understand.

Why are you
telling me all this?

Because we would
like you to join us.

We could use
someone like you,

With your special talents.

You want me
to leave my friends?

Friends?

We saw how they
treated you.

It was the same
with our men.

Until we
took care of things.

Uh...

Took care of things?

Exactly what things
did you take care of?

Queen athena,
we have trouble.

Lexi,
I'll be right back.

Please think it over.

We got to
get inside the temple,

Find lexi,

Then pick up slam,

And get out of here.

In 5 chick central?

How are we
gonna get past

Mean and green
at the door?

Hmm.

I think I have an idea.

Danger: so, how do I look?

Seems like the plantlife
around here

Are suckers
for a-list disguises.

Oh, yeah.
Lucky for us girls.

Let's find lexi.

What's that?

Time for a small diversion.

Here's a little brain blast.

Hey.

Plants of
mass destruction.

Ecch. Not what
you'd normally find

At your local florist.

The utopia acres logo.

What could this mean?

Huh?

No!

- Hello! Slam!

Anybody home?

The missing workmen.

Come on guys.
You snooze, you lose.

Up and at 'em!

I've gotta warn ace.

Yoo hoo!

Down here, big boys.

Ouch. Eech!

Ech.

We'd better
find lexi soon.

These pumps
are k*lling me.


Keep walkin'.

Easy for you to say.

You don't have
webbed feet.

And oh, the blisters.

Hello, girls.

Someone does not know
how to dress.

Does she know
she's in public?

Athena,

We can't find

Those loonatics anywhere.

What are they doing?!

This is not good!

Ahem.

Oh, excuse me,

But we seem to be
a little lost.

We're from out of town,

Visiting relatives.

Um, um, oh, dear!

I think I see them
right over there.

Ha ha! Toodles.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

I'm afraid you're
not going anywhere, boys.

Uhh.
Help--

Both: uhh...

What were they thinking,

Trying to dress like girls?

And how do I get them out?

Zero hour--

Annoying male creatures.

This doesn't look good.

Ok, lexi. Think.

I know.

I'm gone a few hours,

And you guys are
already into my clothes.

Hee hee hee hee!

Who are
the sleeping beauties?

The missing workers.

This island's infested
with man-eating plants

That are also pretty fond
of rabbit and duck.

Now, we gotta
get out of here!

Athena said something
about a zero hour.

And how today they'd
have enough energy

To finally be rid
of a certain planet.

Yep, that sure
sounds like alien code

For destroying the world.

But why blow up
the planet they're on?

Who knows
how chicks think.

You'd almost
have to be one.

Hmph.

What?

Look, the secret
to their power

Lies in their nectar.

If we can
blow up their vats,

We can stop them
in their tracks!

Let's move before athena
suspects anything.

Stop! Slam!
Grab the tools

And get the crew
back to the ship.

You got it, ace.

This way, guys.

Tech. Tech!
You read me, tech?

Rev. Anybody!

Yo, comedy duo.

We got
real problems here.

We need your help!

Athena: lexi, I offered
you a place with us,

But instead, you--

You chose to betray us.

Unh!

Destroy them!

No. Stop.

I thought we
understood each other.

Whoa!

Back off!

Ace! The nectar!

Guardian strike sword--
attack!

Unh.

Zero hour's over, queenie.

What have you done?

Uhh yaa!

Oh!

- Unh.

Unh!

You ruined everything!

Yeah.
By stopping you aliens

From destroying
our planet!

It's you
and your developers

Who tried
to destroy this island.

Just as our men
did to our planet.

Your men,
who no longer exist.

No. They exist...

All around you.

You turned them
into vegetables?

They evolved.

Now we
coexist peacefully.

They've never
been happier.

What about
the construction crew?

We were gonna
release them

Once we were
on our way to a less...

Hostile planet.

You were
planning to leave?

Guardian strike sword!

Hey, lex. You sure
this is gonna work?

No, but we have
no other choice.

If duck can use his water powers
to suck in enough seawater,

I think I can do the rest.

No problem.

There's no one who
sucks like me.

Aqua dense!