02x10 - In the Pinkster

[bunniefuu]

- Bugsy, did ya's
forget somethin'?

- I don't know, boss.

If I forgot,
how would I remember?

- The loot!
Youse forgot the loot.

- I gotta start
writin' this stuff down.

- Shuddup!
It's the coppers!

Bugsy: blast 'em with
the disintegration g*n.

Both: aah! Unh!

- Got 'em, boss!

- The infamous stoney the stone
and bugsy the bug

Have struck again,

This time
at the acmetropolis armory,

Leaving with an arsenal
of weapons

And a baffled
police department.

- Team, we have a problem.

- You expect us to chase
after ordinary criminiminals?

If you haven't noticed,
we are super crime fighters,

Not local flatfoots.

- Put a sock in it, duck.

Stoney and bugsy
have been stealing
all sorts of weapons.

Now we think they're
after actanoid curium 247,

Soon to be moved
to a top-secret location.

Yeah, that all
sounds very uninterestin'.

What does it have
to do with us?

- It's a rare isotope,

The only substance
that can totally strip away
your superpowers.

What more powerful weapon
to have

Than the one that could
put the loonatics out
of business for good?

I want you to find
those crooks

Before they can try anything.

- * Rock 'n' set,
loonatics, let's jet *

- * Rev, lexi, and tech *

* Slam, and duck *

- * Rock 'n' set, let's jet *

- * Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Laser sword
strikes 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smash and attack *

* Lexi's brain-blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in, quackin' out *

* Duck will
make invaders shout *

* Activate, regenerate *

* Magnetic power levitates *

- * Rock 'n' set, let's jet *

- * Bam, slam *

* Tornado zing bling baubles *

- * Set, let's jet *

- * Supersonic rev heats 'em up
at the speed of light *

- * Set, let's jet *

* R-r-rock 'n' set, let's jet *

- * Whoo! Powers
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed *

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Bugsy: youse, give up the truck
and nobody gets hurt.

- Pizza delivery
for slamakis.

- Heh heh heh ha ha!

- Down, boy! Down!

No pizza until we finish
the investigation.

!

- Uh-oh!

- Ha ha ha ha ha!

- This is the police.

Pull over at once!

You are in violation
of police code 345.

You can't escape!
You cannot escape!

Stop in the name
of the law!

Aah! Whoa!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Ohh!

- Uh, th-thanks
for the as-asist-- uh...

Thanks for the help.

- Hey, guys, this is
my oldest bud, pinkster.

- It's nice to m-mee-- m-mee--
uh, see you all.

- Uh, I'm sorry.

Uh, that's some kind
of a speech impedim-m-me--

Speech impedim-m-me--

Can't talk right, huh?

- Duck's told us
all about you.

Well, he's actually never
told us anything about you,

But I'm sure he
wanted to tell us about you,

But he never got
around to telling it.

- Maybe if we gave
pinkster a chance,

He could full us in.

- Old corn-fed and I grew up
in the same orphanage.

- Uh, we were the last
to be cho-cho-- uh...

Cho-cho-- b-b-b, uh, picked.

Danger duck: yeah, those were
the good old days.

Well, they weren't
always good,

But they were old.

Pinkster: it was down to,
uh, b-b, one last couple.

Since it was such a b-bi--
uh, big decision,

I suggested
we flip a coin.

- Heads, you get me.
Tails, you get pink-stuff.

Pinkster: it came up heads,

And d-duh-- uh, duck
was the lucky one.

- So, how long was it
before you were chosen?

- Hmm.

Uh, that would be n-never.

No one ever adopted you?

- I-it's ok.

The important thing is,
uh, y-you made it out,

And now look at you.

A s-super crime fighter.

- Aw, shucks.

Well, it's not easy keepin'
a great bird down.

- Uh, you guys are sure lucky
doing what you do.

I wasn't so lucky
f-finding my calling.

I tried medical experiments,

B-b-bu-- uh, b-but things
didn't quite work out.

Huh...

Aah!

Uh, b-b-but I did learn
one thing.

N-n-never give up
your dream.

So I became a p-p-poli--
poli-p-p-- uh...

A c-cop.

- Hey, hey, hey,
that's great.

I mean, look at ya.

You even look like one.

- Uh, th-thanks.

Whenever I'm
not sure of myself,

I have a little trick
to give me courage.

- You found courage
in a can?

- All I got to do is
look at my can and say,

"I, uh, c-can do it!"

Uh, s-so I was wondering
if I can work with you guys

And help you catch
stoney and bugsy?

After all, it was my fault
they got away.

I--i mean, you are the one
in charge?

Uh...well, uh, yeah,
but, uh...

I'll have to think about it,

And I do my best thinkin'
over there.

- So, ace, what do you say,
ol' pal, ol' bud?

By the way, did I ever tell you

How much I really
dig those ears?

- Hmm!

I'm not sure if that's
such a good idea.

- But I can train him
myself.

By the time I'm done,

It'll be like having


No, no, no, maybe 3.

- Hmm. Whoa!

Now you're scarin' me.

Look, pinkster knows
stoney and bugsy.

He could be helpful.

Huh huh? Please.

- Well, against
my better judgment...

- Thanks. You won't regret it.

- I think I already do.

- Guys, we got a stoney
and bugsy spotting

At the acmetropolis
first national bank.

- Uh, that sounds
like a clue.

Uh, b-bank robbers
outside of a bank?

I b-bet they're pl-plan--
pl-plan--

Intending to rob it.

- Does he have a nose
for this business or what?

- Rev, you keep
our partners in crime
under surveillance,

While we pay them
a little visit.

Let's jet!

We can't chance
a frontal as*ault.

Too many civilians.

We need to flush 'em out
into the open.

Tech, set up one of your
criminal-catching gadgets
at the entrance.

- Right on it.

I call it the tech-nabber 6000.

All you have to do
is push the red button.

- Lexi, slam, cover the rear.

- You got it, ace.

- I'm goin' in.

When dumb and dumber start out,
I'll signal you.

Count to 3
and push the red button.

Uh, what's my jo-jo--

Uh, duh, j

- Hey, uh, maybe pinkster
can push the button.

- Nah.

- Look, any dumbbell
can push a button.

- I was thinkin'
the same thing.

- I, uh, c-can do it!

I, uh, c-can do it.

Huh huh?

- Ok.

Wait for the signal,
count to 3,

And push the button.

- Uh, s-signal, 3, button.

G-got it.

- All right,
just cough up the heat, boys.

No sudden moves.

Just toss 'em in the barrow,

And nobody gets toasted.

Ace: there ya go.
Bon appetit.

- Hey, what's the big idea,

Guardin' a bank
with a carrot?

Carrots bring out
the heat in your eyes.

- Aah! It's the law!

Aah!

What do we do?!

- Shuddup!
We gotta make our getaway!

- Pinkster, now!

- Uh, o-one...

Uh, uh, uh, two...

Uh, th-th-th-thr--
uh, th-th-th-thre--

Th-th-th-th--

Uh, th-- uh, three!

- Aah! Ugh!

- I got 'em!

I g-got 'em!

- Surprised me.
- Hey!

- Aah! Unh! Uhh...

- Yeah, you were right.

Just like havin' 3 ducks.

- It's...

- Good evening, folks.

Tonight on acme-t,

We examine the loonatics--

A dynamic team
of crime stoppers.

Are they action heroes,

Or action zeroes?

After years of protecting
its citizens against
rampaging dinosaurs,

Spider creatures,
rock monsters,

And invaders
from outer space,

They seem to have lost
their edge.

In recent security footage,

The loonatics have failed
at every attempt to stop

The crime wave
of bugsy the bug

And stoney the stone.

And on yesterday's footage,
another disaster,

Taking themselves out
after having the drop
on the two perpetrators.

And who is their
plucky new sidekick?

With help like this,

It's no wonder the bad guys
are winning the w*r on weapons.

Danger duck: how can he say that
about pinkster?

He's a hero in training.

- One moment.

We have new
eye on acme-t footage

Of yet another botched
apprehension this afternoon,

As stoney and bugsy
were robbing

Yet another arsenal warehouse.

- I, uh, g-got 'em.

Oops!

- Heh heh heh!

- Oh! Uh, uh...

- Whoa!

- Heh heh heh...ha ha ha!

- Once again, stoney and bugsy
have left the loonatics, well...

Looking just plain loony.

- Listen, duck,
pinkster means well,

But I'm afraid things
just aren't workin' out.

- I know old pork loin's
not perfect,

But maybe it's our fault
for not finding out

What he's good at.

- I've never seen
this side of you, duck.

Caring so much about someone
other than numero uno?

- Yeah. I have a feelin'
there's more goin' on here

Than duck
developing a heart.

So what gives, gandhi?

- Ok. There may be something
I forgot to mention before.

When the couple at the orphanage
flipped a coin

To see who would be picked...

- Heads, you get me,
tails, you get pink-stuff.

- What no one knew was...

It was my lucky two-headed coin.

It's been my fourth-deepest,
darkest secret

That cost me
many sleepless nights.

Well, at least two.

- Once again, the world of duck
makes sense.

- I'm sorry for being
so much troub-be-be--troub-b-b--

Such a screw-up.

- Well, you know,
I can honestly say

That you've done better
than any of us ever expected.

Right?

- Pinkster, you're being
too hard on yourself.

- That's probably what makes him
such a perfectionist, like me.

- Uh, so do you think
I can help you tomorrow

Guard the, uh, c

Hmm...

Well, sure.

There's no one I'd rather
have at my side

Than the man in pink.

- Wow. Thanks, guys,
for believing in me.

I promise you I can d-do it.

Uh, g-g-gee!

Ace: you ready, slam?

Rev?

- This is where the curium 247
will be stored.

Nothing can get past
the acme alert 3000.

I should know.

I designed it.

- Doesn't look so
impenetrabibble to me.

Yeow!

- Hiya, guys! I'm here!

L-l-look! I brought
d-d-doughnuts.

- Thanks, pinkster,

But where are the doughnuts?

- I, uh, gu-guess I got
a little hungry on the way over.

Huh?

- Looks like the curium's
right on time.

- Something very important.

Stand here and don't move.

- St-stand and don't move.

Yes, I c-can do that.

I c-can do it.

I c-can do it!

Huh? Oops!

I dropped my can.

M-my can! M-my can!

- Tech, do something!

- I'm disabling security.

Danger duck: great!

- Whoa!

- Hmm, looks like
we got a delivery,

And I don't mean
from the stork.

- It's da heat! We been made!

We gotta get to the curium,
and fast!

- Duh, whatever you say, boss.

- Not that fast!

Both: aah!

- Uhh! Uhh!

Danger duck: great! The curium's
making it into the vault.

- If the einstein twins
reach the vault first,

Our butts are gonna glow
brighter than a full moon.

- Rev and tech are at the vault.

Stoney and bugsy slipped in

While the system
was shut down!

Hear that, you two?
Danger duck is on your case!

- When the boys turn the corner,

They'll face
the tech-nabber 7000.

- That's a far improvement
from the tech-nabber 6000.

It was completely different--

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Completely different,
but just exactly the same,

But different.

- Shuddup.

- And it's marked 7000
instead of 6000,

And from this bird's-eye view,

I'd call that pretty different.

- Shuddup shuttin' up.

- Thank you.

- Time to crack open
dis oyster.

I thought we were
gonna open a safe.

- Clam up
and get to work.

- Nnh!

Whoa!

- Drop the blade, rabbit.

- Eeh!

- Looks like
it's back to the poky.

- Uh, d-don't worry, ace.

I'll, uh, st-stop them!

- No, pinkster!
D-d-d-don't!

- Hey, look, I found my c-ca--

- Ugh!

- Back off!

Anyone tries anything
and pork chop gets it.

- Don't worry, pork chop--

I mean, pinkster--

We'll save ya!

Just don't exactly know how.

- You, long ears,

Open da safe.

- Eh, I don't think so.

- Uh, b-b-uh--
b-better do as he says.

- And make it fast, rabbit.

Now drop it.

I said drop it!

- Whatever you say, munchkin.

- Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

- Uh, b-uh, b-uh, got it.

- Way to go, pinkster.

Pinkster

- I d-don't go
by pinkster no more.

Th-that was my orphan name.

I'm now p-pink the pug.

Th-the jig's up, rodent.

Hands of the crew!

Danger duck: pinkster?
You're with them?

- Yeah. These are my torpedoes,

Stoney and b-b-bugsy.

- But you're supposed
to be with us.

- Ha ha ha! I can't believe
you fell for that.

Wh-wh-what a sap!

- Let's see.

Would a bad guy d

- Whoa! Unh!

- No! No!

I guess I am.

Heh heh heh heh!

- Ace!

- Losing powers!
Can't breathe!

Good-bye.

- Uhh!

- Uh, th-th-that's all,
l-loonatics.

N-now that me and my boys
got the curium,

Acmetrop-p-p--

Acmetrop-p-p---

This place'll be all ours.

- Eh, sorry to burst
your bubble there, pork chop,

But consider yourselves
incarcerated.

So how'd you f

- I first got suspicious
when you asked to guard

The curium 247.

How'd you even know about it?

It was top secret.

And then, I did
some checking,

And things didn't check out.

Like all the jobs he claimed.

There was no record of him
ever workin' anywhere,

Not even at the acmetropolis
police academy.

And when I did some snoopin'
at the home,

It turns out
our little orphan hammy

Was adopted the day
after duck left...

By stoney and bugsy.

But the topper
was your "I can" can.

While we thought we were
trackin' stoney and bugsy,

They were trackin' us.

- Unh! Doh!

- With a built-in transmitter.

- J-just one thing
I don't get.

The curium 247,
how'd you beat it?

- The real curium
was delivered yesterday.

I used the fake stuff
to expose you

Before you could expose me.

- If only I didn't
switch coins.

Pinkster wouldn't have
wound up a criminal.

It would have been...me.

- Heh heh heh heh!

Wh-what a palooka.

The fix was in for me
to be adopted

By bugsy and stoney
all along.

I was w-worried
that some goody two-shoes
would pick me.

That's why is suggested
a flip of a coin.

I kn-knew you had
a two-headed coin

And w-wouldn't hesitate
to use it.

Heh heh heh heh!

- Just the same, I think
there's still some good

In old bacon bits.

Maybe he could be
rehabilitated.

Maybe he can still
contribute to society.

Maybe one day, he'll prove
to be a model citizen.

Maybe--whoa!

- M-m-maybe you should
shut it, duck.

Th-th-this ain't--

Th-th-this ain't--

This ain't over, folks.

Heh heh heh heh!