03x01 - Treasure of the Pirate Mummy's Tomb/Mystery of the Missing Treasure!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say the Pirate
Password! "Yo-h*-h*!"

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Treasure
of the Pirate Mummy's Tomb!

[Cubby] Um, Jake...

Do we have to go so fast?

[Jake] Aye, Cubby! Captain Flynn
sent us an urgent call

asking for help!

Well, ahoy, mateys!

Ye made good time!

Ahoy, Captain Flynn.

[chuckles] Looks like you're
in a sand-heap of trouble.

That I am!

Me precious Barracuda's
buried in drifting sands.

Without help,
it'll take weeks to dig out!

[sighs]
We better get started.

Got any bird-sized shovels?

I've got a better idea.

We just need to find
the Never Land Ankh!

Ankh? What's an ankh?

It's an ancient Egyptian word
for an object shaped like this.

The Never Land Ankh
works like a magic wand

with the power to move sand!

Why, I could
dig out me ship

with a wave
of the Never Land Ankh!

Where do
we find it?

Well, my map says its right here
in the Never Land Desert,

but it's inside
the P-P-Pirate Mummy's Tomb!

I've heard that mummies jump out
of dark places and scare you.

And that sounds... scary!

The ankh may be
in a mummy's tomb, Cubby,

but without it, we can't
get Captain Flynn's ship

out of the sand!

So we'll just have to keep

our eyes and ears
open for trouble.

Besides, I've never
actually seen a mummy.

Who knows? They might
not be scary at all!

[sighs]
You're right.

Thanks, guys.
Let's go find that ankh!

Come on, mateys!

Help us search
for the Never Land Ankh

so we can dig out
Captain Flynn's ship!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword!

Got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

- Yo-h*, let's go
to the Pirate Mummy's Tomb!
- [upbeat music playing]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*,
here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Skully]
Crackers! We found it!

The entrance
to the Pirate Mummy's Tomb!

Hold up, mateys! That sign means
"Beware: pirate booby traps!"

Thanks, Captain Flynn.

If we're gonna find
the Never Land Ankh,

we'll have to be extra careful.
Yo-h*, inside we go!

Psst! Smee!
Did you hear that?

The Never Land Ankh!

If I could get
me hooks on that,

I could move all the sand
in the desert

and find every
piece of buried treasure!

Aye, Cap'n, but I also heard
b-b-booby traps and m-m-mummies!

Everyone's afraid of mummies!

True, Smee.

And that gives me
a sneakily snook-ish idea.

Now, that we're
dressed as mummies,

we'll scare the popinjays away.

[Hook giggles]

And then I shall find

the Never Land Ankh meself!

Mateys, keep your eyes open

for pirate booby traps.

And mummies.

Uh, speaking of mummies,
did you mateys hear that sound?

[Hook's voice echoing]
Oh dear. Blast.

P-P-Pirate Mummies! Run!

[gasps]

Cubby! Wait for us!

Laddie, heads up
for booby traps!

We're trapped!
Booby trapped!

Well it's not all bad.
Those mummies can't get us now.

- [grinding]
- Huh?

[Izzy]
Yay-hey, no way!

We'll be crumbled like crackers!

Maybe them mummified mateys
can help us!

Ahoys, you two!
How's about a little help?

[Hook and Smee]
Booby trap!

It'll take something
really strong

to stop
those moving stones!

My sword is strong!
Stand back!

Yay-hey!

We be saved!

But how do we open these bars?

Look out there! A lever!

Yo-h*!
For escaping the trap

we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go find
the Never Land Ankh.

[all] Whoa!

Looks like we found
the Pirate Mummy's Tomb.

Check out that symbol
on the floor.

This must be where
the Never Land Ankh is kept!

But I don't see
any ankhs laying around.

[grinding]

[Hook and Smee]
Booby trap!

[loud thud]

[both groaning]

The Pirate Mummies
found us again!

Blast.

Oh, dear.

Mateys, don't be scared.

I think I know
who these mummies are.

And I'm going
to find out right now.

Time to
go for a spin.

[Hook and Smee]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[all]
Captain Hook and Mr. Smee?

Sorry I made you dizzy,
but why are you two

dressed like mummies?

To scare you puny pirates away

and grab
the Never Land Ankh meself!

[giggles]
'Twas the perfect plan.

Except we haven't found it yet!

Well, perhaps
one of these levers

shall reveal
its hiding place!

Like say... this one!

Sizzling sands,
we're trapped!

[gasps, screams]

[all gasp]

If that's not Captain Hook
or Mr. Smee...

Then it's the real Pirate Mummy!

P-P-People!
[screams]

[all scream]

Hide me, Smee!

You hide me first,
Cap'n!

I be the one who needs hiding!

Now where did I stow that
secret reverse lever?

Wait a minute.

Mr. Mummy,
you screamed, too.

Does that mean
you're afraid... of us?

Afraid? Well, I don't
get a lot of visitors

so, p-p-people give me
the heebie-jeebies.

He's afraid.

We sure didn't mean
to scare you!

Well, you could have fooled me!

Why, all that screaming
and yelling

and setting off me
pirate booby traps...

...jitters a pirate mummy's
nerves, it does!

We were just trying to find
the Never Land Ankh.

To help out
our matey, Captain Flynn.

Ahoy there.

- [chuckles]
- A fellow captain?

That's right!
His ship is buried in the sand

and we thought
the ankh might help.

Very clever of ye!
The ankh's a real sand-mover!

Do you think we could borrow it?

Blast your blasted borrowing!

I demand that ankh!
With it, I'll find treasure

hidden in the desert!
Perhaps this lever reveals it!

[grunts]

[rumbling]

[Hook]
Another booby trap!

Oh dear, Cap'n,
you've done it now!

The doors are sealed!
We're doomed!

Shiver me sand dunes!

This is a definite emergency.

Pixie dust won't get
us out of this one!

But maybe the Never Land
Ankh will! Captain Mummy!

Where is the ankh?

One Never Land Ankh coming up!

[all]
The Never Land Ankh!

Got it!

The magic words are on the side.

Say them and the ankh will
command the sands as you wish!

Sand-um command-um!

Sand, leave this tomb!

Oh my word, we're saved!

Yo-h*! For stopping
the sand trap,

we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go!

Now hand over that ankh!

That does it, ye sneaky snook.

'Tis time you went "ashore".

[Hook]
Blast!

[Smee]
So long!

Now that you have
the ankh, mateys,

use it to help
Captain Flynn.

Thanks! We'll return it to you
after we free the Barracuda.

Farewell, mateys.
Come back anytime

and play another game of Pirate
Mummy Tomb Hide-n-Seek!

OK, Captain Flynn,
let her rip!

Sand-um command-um!
Sand free me ship!

Yo-h*! For helping
free Captain Flynn's ship

from the sand, we got
four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

- [Jake] Goodbye!
- [Izzy] So long!

Fair winds to ye,
mateys.

Mateys, thanks for helping
find the Never Land Ankh

and freeing
Captain Flynn's ship!

Now let's put
all our gold doubloons

into our
team treasure chest.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey,
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all]
Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got
ten gold doubloons today!

And I found some
more things

with the amazing
power to move sand!

Yay-hey!
What are they, Cubby?

Coconuts! Yo-h*, let's move some
sand, mateys!

[laughs]

[Smee] 'Tis a good thing
I landed right on you

when that spring sent us
flying, eh, Cap'n? [chuckles]

No, Smee,
'twas not a good thing at all!

Ow. Ooh! Why me?

B-B-B-Bones! Lookie there!

It's...

A pirate mummy!

- [screaming]
- Gangway!

[splashes]

Oh dear.

[Jake] Mystery
of the Missing Treasure!

Volleyball away, let's play!

Yo-h*, let's go! Whoa!

Crackers! Where'd Cubby go?

[Cubby] Aw, coconuts!
We've got a problem.

Our team
treasure chest is gone!

Yay-hey, no way!
Someone must have taken it!

[Skully] Look alive,
me hearties! Wheel tracks!

And footprints made by boots!

Hey, somebody
must've dropped a glove!

Coconuts! I found a feather!

Hey, maybe Captain Hook
swiped our treasure chest.

He's got a feather on his hat.

So, if he's missing it,
he could be the thief!

Hmm, Hook also wears boots,

so he could've
made these footprints.

Looks like
we got us a suspect!

Captain Hook!

Mateys, we've got to find out

who stole our team
treasure chest and get it back!

So keep a lookout
for clues...

...and gold doubloons!

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword!

My map!

My pixie dust!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land
pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Skully]
All hands on deck!

What is all this
nonsense about?

Just a few questions, Captain.

Did you swipe
our team treasure chest?

Me? I would never!

Well, just to make sure
you weren't on Pirate Island,

may we compare your boot

to the footprint
we found on the beach?

Oh, very well.

Compare if you must!

That doesn't match.

It's not Sharky.

Not Smee either.

Nope.

Oh, I feel just like
Cinder-ellie

trying on a glass slipper!
[chuckles]

Hmm, it doesn't look
like anyone's boot

matches the size or the shape
of this footprint!

Ah-ha! I told you
I was innocent!

How about this glove
or this feather?

Are you missing
any of these?

Absolutely not!

So, it looks like you're
off the hook, Hook.

You guys, too.

Whew! That's a relief.

[Cubby] Gee, we'd better
go back to Pirate Island

and see if there are
any more clues.

I must find out who this
Buccaneer Bandit is!

If we follow the puny pirates,

they might lead us
to this bandit.

Then I'll snatch
the treasure chest

and keep it
for meself!

♪ Sneakier than
Captain Hook ♪

♪ That be hard
to believe ♪

♪ Where do you
look for a bigger snook? ♪

♪ That's the mystery ♪

♪ It's a don't know
who done it ♪

♪ With the Buccaneer Bandit
so sneaky ♪

♪ That we don't
know who done it ♪

♪ So we'll set a trap
to solve the mystery ♪

[Jake] Ah-ha! Over here, mates.

We did miss something.

Looks like the bandit
made a getaway down the river.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Mateys! Spy that!

[Izzy] An abandoned canoe!

And there are footprints
all around it

just like the ones
we've been following.

Let's check them out!

They lead this way.

Aw, coconuts!
We lost the trail!

Hold on!

I found a bottle. And look!

On the bottle there's
a picture of a flower,

but I've never seen
one like this before!

Who do we know that knows
lots about flowers?

Red Jessica!
She loves flowers!

Oh, me dear Red Jessica?

Could she be
the Buccaneer Bandit?

Why, I recognize
this flower.

[gasps]
And this bottle!

[sniffs] Mmm!
This is a perfume bottle.

And I'm sure
this perfume was made

from the Toujours Fleurs...

...also known
as the French Forever Flowers!

Oh! It's just as I'd feared.

Red Jessica knows way too much
about these smelly flowers.

Hmm, I bet whoever
likes this perfume is...

...a lady!

A lady?

[gasps]
Red Jessica is a lady!

So Red Jessica, have you ever
seen this feather before?

It looks familiar,

but I'm not sure what kind
of bird has feathers like that.

Cracked crackers!

I know who might know,
but first we've got to go
to Buccaneer Bird Bluff!

Never Bird, were you
at Pirate Island today?

Did you take
our team treasure chest?

Never! Never!

There's only
one way to be sure.

Let's compare
the Never Bird's feathers

to the feather we found
at the scene of the crime.

Nope! The Never Bird
is not the Buccaneer Bandit!

Now it's your turn to sing,
Sing-Song Bird.

♪ Coo, coo ♪

She recognizes the feather!

♪ Coo, coo, coo ♪

She says it belongs
to a falcon named...

...Fastclaw!

Thanks for your help,
bird-mateys.

Now I'm pretty sure
I know who swiped

our team treasure chest.

Who?

Let's review the things
we found:

A glove, a feather, footprints,
and a perfume bottle.

The perfume was made
from French Forever Flowers.

So the Buccaneer Bandit is
a lady who likes French perfume.

The feather
belongs to Fastclaw,

who belongs to the very sneaky
and very French lady pirate...

...Beatrice Le Beak!

So, sneaky Le Beak
is the Buccaneer Bandit!

I think we've solved
the mystery, Jake!

Elementary, my dear Cubby,

but we've got to make sure
Le Beak is the one

who took our treasure.

[Hook] Puny pirates!

I know who stole your treasure
chest... sneaky Le Beak!

I knew it was her
the whole time.

But Cap'n, you didn't
know a thing

until you heard
the sea pups say...

Enough, Smee!

[whispers]
Remember the plan.

Once we find the bandit,

I shall snatch
the treasure chest away from her

and make it mine.

Jake, me lad!

Might I join your
crew and help you catch Le Beak?

Uh, OK, Captain Hook.

We need all the help
we can get,

because it's gonna be hard
to catch Le Beak.

She's sneaky... like you!

Let's set a treasure trap

to make Le Beak
come out of hiding.

Then we can see if she has
our treasure chest!

Brilliant plan!

I was thinking
the very same thing.

I hope this trap
is gonna work.

[bird squawking]

Oh, bonjour!

Look at this!

We have found
even more treasure!

Ooh! Le bananas? Ah poo!
[gasps]

Ca alors!
What is going on?

You've been le tricked,
Le Beak!

But what have I done
to deserve this?

You have our team
treasure chest!

Which means you're
the Buccaneer Bandit!

All right, Madame Le Beak!
Hand over our treasure chest!

Not a chance!

[laughs]
I'm so sneak--

- [squeals]
- Ah no-no! It is mine.

I am sneakier.

I am sneakier!

No! I am sneakiest!

- Mine! Mine!
- Mine! Mine!

- [Hook] Mine!
- [Le Beak] You are naughty!

Izzy, it's time
for a pixie dust shakedown.

This is an emergency!

Then it's pixie dust away!

Oh, poo!

We have been le pixied!

- [Hook] Whoa! Blast!
- [Le Beak] Ooh-la-la!

Yo-h*!

For solving the mystery

and getting back
our team treasure chest,

we got 12 gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go back to Pirate Island!

This is all your fault,
Le Beak!

- [Hook] Whoa!
- Goodbye, Captain Hook!

- Au revoir, Madame Le Beak!
- [Le Beak grunts]

You're both
very sneaky pirates!

- Blast!
- Le phooey!

Thanks for helping us
solve the mystery

of our team
treasure chest.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons in it!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey,
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons! ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all]
Yeah!

[Izzy]
One, two, three, four...

[Cubby]
Five, six, seven, eight...

[Jake]
Nine, ten, 11, 12!

Yo-h*!

For solving today's mystery,

we got 12 gold doubloons!

[Skully]
Crackers!

I can't find my crackers!

It's a new mystery!

Hmm, this trail of crumbs
leads right to...

[chomping]

Cubby!

Sorry, but I was hungry!

Mystery solved!

[Skully laughs]

[Hook] Men, where be
me boots and jacket?

Where be your hat, Cap'n?

I think you be missing
your hook, too, sir.

This sounds
like a mystery to me!

[Le Beak]
Not to me!

Le Beak!

From one sneaky
snook to another...

...au revoir!

[Hook]
Blast you, sneaky Le Beak!

[bird squawks]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Skee-lee bop and stomp
the swamp ♪

♪ Skee-lee bop
and stomp stomp stomp ♪

♪ Headed out in your
buccaneer boots ♪

♪ To the yucky mud
and the muck ♪

♪ Splish splash
and treasure hunting ♪

♪ Until your boots
get stuck ♪

♪ It's icky sticky grody
slushy slimy fun ♪

♪ We gonna stomp swamp
and use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Swamp stomp,
you use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Swamp stomp,
a left and a right ♪

♪ Invite me along
and I'll say "aye aye" ♪

♪ It's pirate puddle stomping,
muddy marching time ♪

♪ We gonna stomp swamp ♪

♪ And use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat ♪

♪ Stomp stomp
stomp that swamp ♪

♪ Stomp stomp stomp
that swamp ♪

♪ It's pirate puddle stomping ♪

♪ Muddy marching time ♪

♪ We gonna ♪

♪ Stomp swamp ♪

♪ And use both feet ♪

♪ Splashing all around
to a banjo beat! ♪♪