03x03 - Captain Gizmo/Jake's Pirate Swap Meet

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] "Captain Gizmo."

- [pounding]
- [Jake] Ahoy, Cubby!

- Is it fixed yet?
- Not yet, Jake.

It just needs a few more turns
of the old wrench, and...

Got it!

Woo-hoo!
We're free as a bird!

Thanks, Cubby.

You're really handy
with those tools.

Aw, coconuts!
It's nothing.

I like fixing stuff.

Look alive, me hearties!

Where'd that crate
come from?

It must've washed up
on shore last night.

Let's see what's in it.

- [clattering]
- Is it treasure?

I... I don't know what it is.

Let me take a look.

Whoa! Is that a map?

Nope. It's a picture
of all those things we found.

And it looks like
if we put 'em together,

they'll make
some kind of machine.

Come on, mateys.

Let's help Cubby put
together this gizmo.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword.

Got my map,
and my toolkit.

And I've got my pixie dust.

Yo-h*!
Let's go build this gizmo!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Captain Hook]
Think of it, Mr. Smee.

The fabled treasure
of Belch Mountain.

All that gold
and soon it will be mine.

- [laughing] Huh?
- [mountain belching]

[men screaming]

[grunts, groans]

Sharky, Bones!
Where's the treasure?

Uh, still in the belly
of the Belch, captain, sir.

Against boiling steam vents
and bubbling pools of lava,

this woody armor is useless.

That's not all
that's useless around here.

But... But, captain,
it's simply too hot

to go inside that volcano.

This volcano's treasure might
not be worth all the trouble

it's causing me.

Are you saying you're...
giving up?

Captain Hook never gives up
on plundering a treasure.

We shall simply search
for another one.

[grunts]
Just one more piece.

[grunting]

Yay-hey! No way!

Yes way!

[Cubby] Awesome!

It's a mechanical pirate!

What a cool gizmo.

What should we call him?

How about Captain Gizmo?

Catchy name.

All right! For building
Captain Gizmo,

we got six gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go figure out

what makes
this matey tick.

Check it out.
A key to wind him up.

Look at him go!

[babbling]

Yo-h*! Ahoy, mateys!

What would you like me to do?

Let's play catch the coconut.

Here you go, Captain Gizmo.
Catch!

Rrrr! Got it!

Throw it to me!

Back to you, Captain Gizmo.

- Yay-hey!
- Woo-hoo!

Rrrr! Izzy, please catch.

Huh? Shiver me timbers!

It's gone.

Belay your fears.

I will get it.

Excuse me.

[Captain Hook]
I don't believe it.

Did you see that, Mr. Smee?

Ooh, that gizmo is
just what I need

to plunder the treasure
of Belch Mountain.

Rrrr! Coconut, h*!

Oh, help.
I desperately need help.

Captain Gizmo is here to help.

What would ye like me to do?

You can start by rowing us
back to our ship.

Aye, captain.

[chuckles]
You'll see, Smee.

Me plan is working.

[upbeat melody playing]

♪ Me treasure
Can't find it ♪

♪ Time to try a
robo pirate ♪

♪ A heavy metal matey
right down to his boots ♪

♪ A marvelous contraption
for a modern crew ♪

♪ The amazing Captain Gizmo ♪

♪ A mechanical buccaneer
powered by a spring ♪

♪ The amazing Captain Gizmo ♪

♪ Yo-yo-yo Gizmo! ♪♪

That's me...
[babbling]

What in plunder?

Galloping galleons!

Gizmo be all gizmo-ed out.

I'm sorry, captain.

It looks like
the amazing machine is broken.

Then fix it!

[both]
Aye, aye, captain!

There's the coconut.

Where could
Captain Gizmo have gone?

Check out all these boot-prints.

I think someone
may have swiped him.

I smell a sneaky snook!

Well? Have you fixed him yet?

Oh! Maybe this big windy thing
will wake him up.

Poppycock!
Why, anyone can see that...

eh... it's this big windy thing
that wakes him up.

[babbling]

Yo-h*!
I'm here to help!

It's about time.

I've got a job for you.

Go to the bottom
of Belch Mountain

and fetch me its treasure.

Aye, aye, Captain.

[splashes]

♪ Yo-h* ♪

♪ The mateys are waitin' ♪

♪ Yo-h* Gizmo will find
treasure today ♪

♪ Oh-eh heave-h*
Rrrr! Way-way hey ♪

♪ Argh! Yo-h*! Captain Gizmo
away-rrrr-ay ♪♪

Soon the treasure
will be mine, and I...

Captain Hook! Do you have
our new matey, Captain Gizmo?

Sorry to disappoint you,
puny pirates,

but I sent him off
on a little errand

to fetch me the treasure
of Belch Mountain.

[gasps] That's one of the most
dangerous places in Never Land!

Oh, perhaps. But we all know
that the Gizmo is so strong,

nothing will happen to him.

Do you see him?

[Jake] Captain Gizmo is
making his way

inside Belch Mountain.

Come on, crew.
We've got to help him.

Men, after them!

I cannot let those sea mutts get
their paws on my treasure.

Avast! Thar be the treasure.

[babbling]

Nuts and bolts!

I seem to be winding down...

I must stop that clockwork clown

from giving my treasure
to the puny pirates.

Good luck, sir.

- [belches]
- Eek! Blasted blasts!

Aha! The Gizmo has the treasure.

Bring me the treasure,
you bucket of bolts!

Captain Hook,
what are you doing?

I'm trying to get me treasure,

but that greedy gear-grinder
won't listen to me.

He's keeping it all for himself.

He must've wound down.

We've got to get him
out of there.

Izzy, this is
one hot emergency.

Then it's...
pixie dust away!

Yay-hey!

For saving Captain Gizmo,
we got six more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

[loud belching]

Rock and roll!
Take cover!

- Oh, no!
- [clanking]

Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Oh, dear!

[coughing]

This mountain is about to blow!

Is everyone OK?

No! I'm trapped
like a bilge rat!

We've got to do something
for Captain Hook!

And I know just what to do.

[babbling]

Yo-h*! I'm here to help.

Could you help Captain Hook?

If you insist.

Gizmo, save the treasure!

- I'll get meself out...
- [loud belching]

On second thought, put down
that chest and save me!

Captain Gizmo,
could you help us out?

Helping out is
what I do best, mate.

Here we...

...rrrr... go!

[all] Whoa!

- Whoopee!
- [laughing]

- Awesome!
- [belching]

Blast! Now I'll never
get me hooks

on the treasure
of Belch Mountain.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
build Captain Gizmo.

Now let us count
our gold doubloons

and put 'em
in the team treasure chest.

All right!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Captain Gizmo]
One, two, three, four,

fix, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten, 11, rrrr, 12!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got 12
gold doubloons today.

We also got a new matey.

Check out the awesome machine
he just built.

Clockwork, rrrr, Scully!

Squawk! Scully want a cr*cker!

Hey! Watch the grabby claws,
you rusty cuckoo!

[laughing]

[Captain Hook]
Aw, Smee.

Once again
I end up with no treasure.

[Sharky] Ahoy, Captain!

Oy! It weighs a ton.

It's ticking. Oh, can it be?

Perhaps another mechanical
pirate, one just for me?

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

- [laughs]
- [shrieks]

- Save me, Smee!
- [growling]

[Jake]
"Jake's Pirate Swap Meet."

Hold on, mateys.
I have something else

for our Pirate
Swap Booth.

I can't believe we had all this
old stuff in our hideout.

We don't use any of it anymore.

That's why we brought it all
to the Pirate Swap Meet,

where everyone swaps and trades
their old stuff.

It's like they say,

"One pirate's junk is
another pirate's treasure."

Come on, guys.
Let's check out
the swap meet.

Yo-h*! Off you mates go.

I'll stay here,

just in case anyone wants
to swap for our stuff.

Bah! What kind of barnacle brain
cares about clutter

- and trinkets and...
- Oh! What a colorful map.

Say, maybe it's
a treasure map.

Give me that!

[gasps] Well, bust me buttons!

It is a treasure map.

[clears throat]

Puny popinjay,

I don't suppose you'd
be willing to trade for this,

eh, worthless
piece of parchment?

[chuckles] Well, it's
hardly worthless, captain.

You yourself said
it was a treasure map...

Oh, oh, oh.

[chuckles] That's OK, Mr. Smee.

If it's here, it's for trading.

So, what do you want
to swap for it?

Oh...

Men, show the lad
what I have to trade.

Uh, to trade.
Oh, uh...

- Got something.
- Here you go, captain.

Well, let's see.

I'll give you
a skeleton key,

uh, a wooden spool,

and an old rusty,
uh, washer?

Great. You never know when these
things might come in handy.

Aw, coconuts!
That's my old map.

No, 'tis my new map.

I just traded for it,
fair and square.

But that's the first map
I ever drew,

to the first treasure
I ever buried.

I'd never trade that map
for anything.

Crashin' crackers!
Somebody goofed.

I did.

I must've accidentally
put it in the chest

with all our other stuff.

Look, Captain Hook,
it was an honest mistake.

So could you please swap
your stuff back for the map?

Oh, never!

I do not want
that rubbish.

Step lively, lads.
We have a treasure to find.

But it's my special treasure,

and I'm not ready
to trade it yet.

I'm sorry, Cubby.
but don't worry.

We'll find it
before Hook does.

Well, I might be able
to remember where it's buried

without the map.

Great. Mateys, help us find

the first treasure
Cubby ever buried.

Then, let's yo-h* go now!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

What be your
problem, Mr. Smee?

Well, it's just that
the sea pups

didn't mean to trade
that map, and...

Perhaps this experience
will teach them

to be a little more
careful.

Ow!

Blast!
Blast! Blast!

Crashin' crackers!

What was that?

It sounded like
Captain Hook.

And he didn't sound happy.

Yeah, well, you see, this was
my very first treasure,

so I didn't just bury it.

I set up pirate booby traps.

Get me down,
you stumblin' swabs!

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

Oh, sea tops,
what good fortune you're here.

The captain has found himself
in a spot of trouble.

I don't need help
from puny pirates.

Uh, OK, Captain Hook.

Sharky, Bones,
get that chain

off that blasted
boulder already.

Eh, begging your pardon, sir,
we can't get her to budge.

Aye. It's got a locky thingy

holding it together
all tight like.

What we be needing is
a skeleton key.

Oh, well, I've got one right...

Oh, dear.

Captain, you swapped
me skeleton key

for the sea pup's map.

You mean this key?

I knew it would come in handy.

And the good pirate thing to do
is help you out.

So, here.

[chuckles] Why, thank you, Jake.

Oh! [grunts]

[gasps] Whoo!

[groans]

Way-hey! For helping Captain
Hook get out of the trap,

we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go find Cubby's treasure.

I don't suppose now
you'll reconsider

and let the sea pups
have their map back?

You mean my map?

Never.

But, Captain Hook,
that's my map.

No peeking.

Look! A one-eyed
monster cyclops!

- Cool!
- Awesome!

I don't see it.
Where is it?

Captain Hook...

[Captain Hook]
Go on. Go on!

Crackers!
I can't believe we fell

for that old pirate trick.

It's OK. I remember
where we need to go next.

Cactus Canyon!

[gasps] Looks like Hook is
going down Stony Pass

to get to Cactus Canyon.

But that's going to lead him
right into a booby trap.

So we won't go through the pass,

we'll go over it.

- Everyone grab a leaf.
- Yo-h*, let's go!

- Co-co-nuts!
- All right!

- Yeah!
- What?

Yay-hey! For taking a shortcut
to get to Cactus Canyon,

we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go find my treasure.

[rolling, clanking]

[Captain Hook]
Blast!

And that would be
the booby trap?

You got it, matey.

Perfect! They get the trap
and we get the treasure.

Sharky, Bones, roll this
troublesome gate out of me way.

[grunting]

It won't budge,
captain.

I'm afraid we need a rolling
little roundy thing

so we can
put this wheel back on.

Oh, you mean like
me old wooden spool?

Too bad the captain swapped it
so he could get that map.

[growls]

You looking for this
old wooden spool?

[gasps] Aye!

Looks like your crew needs it
more than we do.

Here you go.

Well, now,
thank you again, Jake.

Push on, men.
We've got a treasure to hunt.

Uh-oh. Captain Hook, come back!

[Captain Hook]
Run, men, run!

Leave me alone, puny pirates!

The map is mine!

[all screaming]

- [thuds]
- [grunts]

Sorry, Captain,
but I was trying to warn you

about the pirate pit
booby trap.

So, how do we get
out of this one?

You need something thin and flat
to fit into that slot

so you can turn
that crank around.

Something like a coin.

Well, I don't have
any coins.

Me old rusty washer
might work.

But I...
swapped it for the map.

Not to worry. Here.

Ooh. [chuckles]

Give me that.

[Captain Hook]
Nothing is happening, popin...

[screaming]

[grunting]

Buff me buckles!

That's it!

According to me map,
the treasure is right there.

Huh?

I don't think so,
Captain Hook.

Move it.
That treasure is mine.

No, it's not.
It's Cubby's.

And so is that map.

On the contrary, I found
the treasure with my map.

Remember? I traded for it
fair and square.

Maybe, but we gave you
back your key,

your wooden spool,
and your washer

to help you out
of all my traps.

So, giving Cubby's map back
to us would be fair and square.

Fine.

Who cares
about an old map,

when I've got the treasure!

At last!

Finally, it's all mine.

What?! Wh-What is this?

That's Captain Coconut.

Captain Coc...
Eh, where's the treasure?

Captain Coconut is
the treasure.

I made him
when I was a wee matey.

Isn't he awesome?

[laughs]

You mean, you made a map

to this worthless
piece of junk?

It's like they say,
"One pirate's junk

is another
pirate's treasure."

What a colossal
waste of time.

Come on, lads.

But, Captain Hook,

I wouldn't go
that way if I were you.

[snaps]

Another pirate booby trap?

[screaming]

Ouch!

He should've listened.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find my first buried treasure.

Now let's put
all our gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two,

[Cubby] three, four, five,

[Izzy] six, seven!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

We got seven gold
doubloons today.

And we got great stuff
at the Pirate Swap Meet,

like this sash.

And we got eye patches.

And check out
this awesome coconut art.

It's Captain Hook
and the Croc.

- [Jake] Good one!
- [laughter]

[Skully] Classic!

Save me, Smee!

[growling]

Huh? Huh?

Well, lads, I never thought
I'd say this, but...

I've never been so happy to step
in a puny pirate booby trap.

[rock music plays]

♪ Hoist your sails
and set to sea ♪

♪ Check the map
for Pirate Island ♪

♪ Keep a lookout now
me buccaneers ♪

♪ And with your spyglass
you can find it ♪

♪ There be treasure there
on Never Land ♪

♪ But we need some help
to navigate ♪

♪ By thunder there
be plunder there ♪

♪ Gonna need a plan
for Pirate Jake ♪

♪ Heave-h* here we go
Sail away ♪

♪ We're exploring every shore ♪

♪ And at the helm
be our mate Jake ♪

♪ Point the way
with your pirate sword ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ Yo-h*! Let's go! ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪♪