03x07 - Smee-erella!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*.
- Yo-h*.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*.
- Yo-h*.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy.
- Ahoy.

- Cubby.
- Ahoy.

- Skully.
- Ahoy.

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*.

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go.

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go.

Ha-har.

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*.

[all] Yo-h*-h*.

[Jake] Smee-erella!

Crimson Isle, ahoy, boys!

[chuckles] Oh, my.
This is so thrilling.

I'm finally going to meet
the famous First Mate,

Molly, at Red Jessica's
Pirate Convention.

They say she's the best
First Mate there ever was.

Why, she's the one
who inspired me to
become a First Mate.

[sighs] And I've never stopped
thinking about her since.

Well, with her helping
Red Jessica host the PirateCon,

you're sure to be getting
some face time with her.

Maybe I'll get to dance with her
at the pirate party.

I've even been practicing
a brand new step.

I call it the Buccaneer Jig.

[humming]

You know, boys, I think this is
going to be the best day ever.

For meself, especially.

I shall show Red Jessica that
I am the best buccaneer of all.

You see, the winner
of the vine swinging contest,

which would be yours truly,

gets to lead the
Grand Pirate Ship parade.

And I shall show Molly that
I am the best dancer...

[stammers] Oh, dear.
Whoa!

Whoopsie!

What in plunder...?!

[Smee shouting]

[groans] Blast!

Me prizewinning ship
is a shipwreck!

Smee, clean up
this horrid mess at once!

And when the Roger
is back to its shining glory,

you shall keep watch and make
sure it remains spotless!

But, sir, I'll miss
the Pirate Convention

and never get to meet
First Mate Molly.

So be it, Smee.
You have your orders.

Now, if you don't mind,
I have a gathering of
pirates to attend to.

Step lively, men.

A Pirate Convention
and Red Jessica await.

[dejected sigh]

[bell dinging]

Look alive, mateys.

Fun and more fun dead ahead.

[Jake] This is gonna be the
most awesome PirateCon ever!

[Izzy] Yo-h*, Mr. Smee!

[sadly] Ahoy, sea pups.

Great day for a pirate
convention, don't you think?

I suppose so...

...for those
lucky enough to go.

You weren't invited?

I was, but the cap'n bellowed
that I had to stay aboard

and make sure
the Jolly Roger is shipshape

for the Grand Pirate Ship
Parade today.

But you're gonna
miss all the fun.

And I won't get to meet
First Mate Molly.

Or show her my new dance,
the Buccaneer Jig.

Oh, how I wish there was a way
I could go to the convention.

Is that a wish I hear?

[all] Pip, the Pirate Genie!

Pip, can you help Mr. Smee?

You betcha!

Well, if it's not
too much trouble...

I wish the Jolly Roger
was shipshape again.

- [chuckles]
- You got it, Mr. Smee.

For the hardest-working
First Mate in Never Land,

your treasure wish
is my command.

- Ooh! Lovin' it!
- Whoo-hoo!

[Izzy] Awesome!

[chuckles] Bravo!

But I'm afraid I still can't
go to the convention.

The Cap'n said I have to keep
an eye on the Jolly Roger.

Then watch it you shall.

Ohh!

To the ship that keeps
Captain Hook afloat,

shrink into a tiny boat.

[all] Whoa!

Here, Mr. Smee, take
the Jolly Roger with you
wherever you go.

Cool! Now you can
go to the convention,

meet Molly, and keep
an eye on the ship

at the same time!

But what if
the cap'n sees me?

We'll just have to
figure out a way that
Captain Hook can see you,

but not know that
it is you.

Hmm, that gives me an idea.

[humming]

♪ You'll need a sail wagon
to travel in style ♪

♪ And how 'bout some help
from Tick-Tock Crocodile? ♪

♪ You'll be the picture of
pirate perfection and flair! ♪

♪ And how about
some gold boots? ♪

♪ They're so debonair ♪

Ha-ha!

♪ It's a whole new you
so try it for size ♪

♪ A treasure wish magic
pirate disguise ♪♪

Now Captain Hook will never
know that you are you.

Oh, Pip, how can
I ever thank you?

This means
the world to me.

See you all
at Crimson Castle.

Uh, there's one more thing,
Mr. Smee.

This kind of pirate-y magic
won't last forever.

You see, there be a foghorn,
and it will blow.

Once you hear it three times,
to the dock you must go.

Uh, what happens after we hear
the foghorn three times?

Mr. Smee will look
like himself again.

Oh, and the Jolly Roger
will grow full size.

Oh, my.
I don't know about this.

You can't give up, Mr. Smee.
You can do this.

You still have plenty of time
to go meet First Mate Molly.

You're right, Jake.
I can do this.

Mateys, let's all go
to the Pirate Convention.

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword!
- I got my map!

I got my pixie dust!

And I got the Jolly Roger!

Then yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ah, you've done a marvelous job,
First Mate Molly.

I'd have never been ready for
this Pirate Convention
without your help.

Aw, p-shaw! That's what
First Mateys do!

- [fanfare plays]
- Make way for the Captain,

James Hook.
No need to applaud.

Well? Applaud!

[stammering] Gangway
for Captain Hook!

Three cheers! Hurray!
Hurray! Hurray!

What's this I see?

Is it the desert sun?

No, 'tis even brighter!

The sunshine of me heart,
Red Jessica.

Oh, James,
you flatter me so.

Well buckle me swash!

You must be the Captain Hook
I've heard so much about!

Really?! And what
have you heard?

That you're the sneakiest
snook in Never Land.

Proud of it, too.
And you are?

Why, everyone knows
First Mate Molly.


She's every pirate
captain's dream.

Aww, ain't that the truth.

That's why they don't
call me Second Mate Molly.

Molly is helping
me out today, James.

And, speaking of help,

where is your Mr. Smee?

Mr. Smee had matters to
attend to on my ship.

But enough about Smee.

[fanfare plays]

Oh, me stars!

Who is that handsome
hunk of pirate?

I don't know.

He certainly is dashing.

So stylish.

[Molly] And spy those
snappy golden boots!

Him?! Why, I've seen codfish
that were better dressed.

All right, it's working!

No one knows that Mr. Smee
is really Mr. Smee.

Ahoy! Welcome to
the Pirate Convention.

- They call me...
- First Mate Molly!

Oh, I am a big fan
from way back.

I have read all about
your adventures.

[laughs] And you be?

I'm just another
buc... Buck Buccaneer.

Buck Buccaneer!

James, have you ever heard a
more perfect pirate name?

Come, Buck. While the other
pirates arrive,

let us show you what the
Pirate Convention has to offer.

Swash and buckle!

That Buck Buccaneer sure is
a smooth swashbuckler.

The smoothiest!

♪ Oh so dashing daring
with gusto and pizzazz ♪

♪ Pirate pizzazz ♪

♪ And he's got more
buckle to his swash ♪

♪ Than anybody has ♪

♪ Oh he's the coolest
pirate here ♪

♪ Buck Buccaneer ♪♪

Balderdash!

I shall show Red Jessica
that Buck is not all that.

Him and his golden boots.

Cracked crackers!

Old Rusty Hooks is gonna ruin
Mr. Smee's good time.

Not while we're here.

Look alive, scallywag swabs
and dashing buccaneers.

It's time for the swinging vine
swing challenge.

Grab a vine,
rescue the fair maiden...

[meows]

...and swing to the other side.

And remember.

The winner will lead
the Grand Pirate Ship parade.

OK, then.
Let's get swinging!

Ready to heave?

- All hands on deck!
- [crowd] Whoa!

Whoopsies!

[both yelling]

[thudding to ground]

[meows, giggles]

Good try, lads, good try.

Oh, Buck, it's your turn.

[stammering] Oh,
I don't think I...

Oh, go on ahead.
Do it for me?

[giggles]

Stand back, mates.

Sneaky snook alert.

Hook's trying to
foul up Mr. Smee.

Blast that pompous pirate.

Oh, dear. I must do this.

Heads up Mr. Sm...,
uh, Buck!

Oh, my!

Oh, blast.

Gotcha, little one!

No!

- [thudding]
- [Hook] Blast that
Buck Buccaneer!

Yo-h*, way to go!

For stopping
Hook's sneaky scheme,

we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

- [cheering, applause]
- [meowing happily]

Congratulations, Buck!

You won!

Good golly, Miss Molly!

After the dance,
you shall proudly lead

the Grand
Pirate Ship Parade.

[nervous laugh] Oh, dear...

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[tuning instruments]

Ready to rock, Cap'n?

Oh, I'm ready, all right.

Ready to show Red Jessica
that I'm the best buccaneer,

not Buck Buccaneer.

Now you two keep everybody busy
with your warbling,

and I shall do me own
fancy footwork.

[evil laugh]

Oh, Molly,
I can't wait to see

Buck Buccaneer's moves
on the dance floor!

Aye! If he jigs the way
he swashbuckles,

look alive!

♪ Little shine on me boots
Then here comes my chance ♪

♪ To ask the fair lassie
for a toe-tapping dance ♪♪

Mr., uh, Buck?

Don't forget what Pip said.

There be a foghorn
and it will blow.

Once you hear it three times,

to the dock you must go.

Don't worry, sea pups,

I'll dance fast. [chuckles]

Buck, I've something
to ask you.

Fire and flotsam!

Is my Red Jessica asking
that foolish fop to dance?!

Never!

Buck, do you know
where James is?

I can't find him anywhere
and I'd hate to miss
the first dance.

Oh, my!
We can't let that happen.

But I could dance with you.

Why, you're an angel,
Buck.

Such a gentleman.

You are a shining example
of the Pirate Code.

Men, get this party started.

[both] Aye-aye, Cap'n!

♪ Hey, hey
Yo-h* ♪

♪ Hey, hey
Yo-h* ♪

♪ Hey, jig, a jiggedy-joo ♪

♪ Pirate dancing, jiggedy... ♪

Blast! I refuse to let
that bloated buccaneer

steal me pirate gal.

The Buck stops here.

[singing continues, indistinct]

Miss Molly, might I
grant you

the once-in-a-lifetime
privilege of partaking

in a dance with me?

- You?
- Come, come. Let me
sweep you off your feet.

And then I shall
sweep Buck off of his.

♪ Yo-h*, jiggedy jig ♪

[laughing]

Wow! Check out Mr. Smee!

He's really got the moves!

What about Captain Hook?

Uh-oh.

I bet he wants to
trip up Mr. Smee.

We've got to warn him.

Follow me.
I'll lead.

Mr., uh, Buck.

Hook trouble, dead ahead.

[Smee] Oh, dear.

if Hook's gonna try
to hook you,

I know how we can stop him.

Do your new dance,
the Buccaneer Jig.

Aye-aye, Jake.
the jig it is.

[laughing]

Buck, you're quite the dancer!

How could I have missed?

[singing continues]

- Ahh!
- It was nice
dancing with you, Cap!

[shouting]

James! So there you are.

Care to dance?

All right! We stopped Hook
from tripping Buck

and we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and...

[fog horn blows]

Avast! That's the first
foghorn blast.

Mr. Smee, I'm afraid
our time

and me pirate-y magic
are running out.

You've gotta get
back to the dock,

before there's a full-size
pirate ship in the castle.

And before you turn back
into Mr. Smee.

Oh, dear. there's still
one last thing I must do.

It sure was wonderful meeting
you, First Mate Molly.

I wish I had more time,
but I gotta go.

- Go?!
- Thanks for everything,
Red Jessica!

Buck! Where are you going?

After the dance, you're supposed
to lead the Pirate Ship parade.

Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I must hurry!

- My boot!
- [second foghorn blows]

Oh, dear!

Crackin' coconuts!

That was the second
foghorn blast.

Oh, no! Mr. Smee's not gonna
make it to the dock in time!

- Iz, this is...
- An emergency!

Pixie dust, away!


Fly to the doc,
Mr. Smee. Fly!

[third foghorn blows]

Moldy crackers!
The third foghorn blast!

Oh, dear!

Ha! My goodness, I made it
just in the nick of time!

Way-hey! For getting
Mr. Smee to the dock fast,

we got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go.

Thank you for everything,
sea pups.

You too, Pip!

Alas, Miss Molly will never know
that Buck Buccaneer

was just little old Smee.

♪ I was once
a dashing buccaneer ♪

♪ But now I'm plain,
old Smee ♪

♪ And First Mate Molly
will never know ♪

♪ Buck Buccaneer was me ♪

♪ Whoa is Smee ♪

♪ I'm a first rate matey ♪

♪ As sad as I can be ♪♪

[sobbing]

Gee, I wonder
how Mr. Smee is doing?

I've never seen him
look so sad.

[Jessica] Ahoy, mates!

Ahoy. Is everything OK?

Not yet. You see,
Molly and I have been
going ship-to-ship

with this golden boot,
looking for...

Buck Buccaneer?

Oh, you've seen him?!

Uh, well, not since the dance.
[nervous laugh]

[sighs] The dance...

Buck and I never did
get to do a pirate jig.

Hey, that gives me
an idea.

Trust me, Smee,
you didn't miss a thing.

I found the whole Pirate
Convention to be dull

and dreary.

Dreary?! What about Buck?

[snarls] Buck Buccaneer
is a buffoon.

[Jessica] Oh, James!

Red Jessica!

I knew you couldn't
stay away.

What are those puny
pirates doing here?

Now, James, be nice.

They're helping me find
Buck Buccaneer.

Without him,
there's no parade.

You mean,
you're not here for me?

[grumbles] If Buck is gone,
let him stay gone.

James!

I mean, how might I
be of service?

Boots! We've got
one of Buck's boots,

and we're trying to find
the one pirate it fits.

Mr. Smee, why don't you
try it on?

[stammering] I don't know.
I mean...

Well...

Yes, I would like to try.

- Oh, my.
- Thunder and lightning!

The boot fits!
And if the boot fits...

Well then, Mr. Smee
is Buck Buccaneer!

You?!

But how?!

Well, let's just say it was
some enchanted evening.

[chuckles]

Well, Red Jessica,

it seems you've found your
mysterious buccaneer.

Now you can dance
with him forever.

I hope he makes you
very happy.

Me? Don't be silly, James!

It was Molly who was
looking for your Mr. Smee.

Not me.

You mean you weren't?

[hearty laugh] Of course!

She likes me! Red Jessica
still likes me!

ha-ha, tra-la!

Buck, I mean,
Mr. Smee?

I suppose you're
disappointed?

Disappointed?
Why, I'm delighted!

You are the most swashbuckling
buccaneer I've ever known!

♪ Hey, hey
Yo-h* ♪

Miss Molly,
would you care to...

Oh! I thought you'd
never ask!

[both laughing]

Now that Buck is back,

let the parade begin!

♪ Jiggedy jig ♪♪

♪ A piratical procession
of sailing ships so fine ♪

♪ All decked
from strake to stern ♪

♪ With polish, spit,
and shine ♪

Our best
Pirate Parade ever!

You know, Molly, you and I
make a pretty good team.

How would you like
to be my First Mate?

[gasps] You got it, girl!

♪ We loves
a Pirate Ship parade ♪

♪ We likes it best of all ♪

♪ It's our floating festival ♪

♪ We loves
a Pirate Ship parade ♪

♪ It'll bring a joyful tear
to a salty buccaneer ♪

♪ We loves
a Pirate Ship parade ♪♪

Mateys, thanks for
helping out Mr. Smee
at the Pirate Convention.

Now let's put all our gold
doubloons into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six,
seven...

[Izzy] Eight, nine, ten,
eleven, twelve!

[Jake] Yo-h*. We got

And we got an invitation
to another convention:

Cubby's Coconut Convention.

There's gonna be
coconut collecting,

coconut cooking,
coconut tossing...

- Crackers!
- Nope, just coconuts.

[all laughing]

[Jessica] Goodbye, James!
Fair winds to ya!

[Molly] Farewell, Mr. Smee,
my brave buccaneer!

[both sigh]

Mr. Smee, I'd say today
is the best day ever.

Aye, Cap'n.
I couldn't agree more.

Set sail for Never Land!

And treasure!

♪ Fiddle-dee hi and
fiddle-dee-dee ♪

♪ We dance a jig
on the Never Sea ♪

♪ Leading the way
with two left feet ♪

- ♪ Is the codfish
at the wheel ♪
- Blast!

♪ Fiddle-dee hi-dee,
fiddle-dee-doo ♪

♪ I'd rather have
a rock in me shoe ♪

♪ It's Captain Hook
so what do you do? ♪

♪ You're dancing
the codfish reel ♪

Whoa, Smee!

♪ Caterwauling catfish
Captain Hook ♪

♪ Flopping all around crying ♪

- ♪ "Save me Smee!" ♪
- Save me, Smee!

♪ Thunderin', blunderin'
codfish flounderin' ♪

♪ Never been a bilge rat
big as he ♪

♪ Caterwauling catfish
Captain Hook ♪

♪ Flopping all around crying
"Save me, Smee!" ♪

♪ Thunderin', blunderin'
codfish flounderin' ♪

♪ Never been a bilge rat
big as he ♪

♪ Codfish reel ♪

♪ A swaggerin' scurvy
shanty too ♪

♪ Codfish reel '

♪ We're kicking up our heels
to the codfish reel ♪♪