03x08 - The Never Land Coconut Cook-off/The Lost and Found Treasure

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*.
- Yo-h*.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*.
- Yo-h*.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy.
- Ahoy.

- Cubby.
- Ahoy.

- Skully.
- Ahoy.

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*.

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go.

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go.

Ha-har.

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*.

[all] Yo-h*-h*.

[Jake] The Never Land
Coconut Cook-Off.

[Jake] Yo-h*!
The big day is here!

Do all hands
have their cooking supplies?

- [both] Aye, aye, Jake!
- Mateys!

Come see who makes
the tastiest dish at the
Never Land Coconut Cook-Off!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

- I got my map!
- Got my pixie dust!

And I got my taste buds!
I can't wait to judge
today's contest!

- I love coconuts!
- Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ahoy, contestants.
Welcome to the Never Land
Coconut Cook-Off!

I hope you brought your
tastiest recipes,
'cause I am super-duper hungry!

My dish is the coolest.
Or maybe the coldest:
coconana ice cream.

I'm making my ooey-gooey
coconut clusters!

They're the ooey-gooiest!

I'm preparing yummy
Coconut Smees.

Just like s'mores,
only made by me! [laughs]

Sharky and me be
blending up coconut smoothies.

I'm popping a whole pot
of an old pirate recipe:

coconutty popcorn.

And I'm stirring a cauldron
of coconut witch's brew.

With a secret,
magical ingredient.

And some lemon zest.

Sounds great!

But only the chef with today's
tastiest coconut recipe

will win the Golden Spoon
of Pride!

[grunts]

Blasted barnacles!

Well, looky here!
A sneaky snook,

trying to snag
the Spoon of Pride.

Nonsense.

I was... just going
to borrow it.

I need a spoon to make me
own amazing coconut dish.

But, Captain, you said you
would never, ever cook in any...

Let's just say
this is a golden opportunity.

I want that spoon,
even if I have to win it.

May the best
coconut chef win!

- Ready, get set... cook!
- [bell dings]

What to cook?

I need something delicious.

I remember the most
delicious thing I ever ate.

Coconut souffle.

[laughs] A souffle!

A light, fully, puffy,
ever-so-delicate dish

that rises high when cooked.

Perfect. Hook's coconut souffle
will win that Spoon of Pride.

Ooh, sounds magically
scrumptious!

That's it! Sharky, Bones,
sneak over to that witch
person's table,

and borrow her magic cookbook
when she's not looking.

- [both] Aye, aye, sir.
- [laughs]

Izzy, does this need something?

[slurps]

- A bit more eye of newt?
- Perfect!

We got it, Captain.

Ah! Here is a recipe
for a giant souffle!

Hook's coconut souffle
will be one big,
beautiful bonanza

of puffy deliciousness.

[music plays]

♪ Take a recipe
from a magic book ♪

♪ One part sneaky
and two parts snook ♪

♪ Mix it, roll it
Don't delay ♪

♪ Coconut codfish souffle ♪

♪ That sneaky snook
has gone gourmet ♪

♪ And now he's cooking up some
magic troubles on the way ♪

♪ Watch out, matey
You don't dare look ♪

♪ When you're cooking
with a sneaky snook ♪♪

- [bell dings]
- Utensils down.

Time for the judge,
that's me, to taste
your dishes!

Sh! Quiet down,
you blasted bird!

The coconut souffle is delicate!

Any loud noise
may cause it to flop!

- [gurgling]
- What in Never Land?!

- [groaning]
- Everybody take cover!

Me souffle!
It is growing out of control!

Oh, dear me!

We're going to have
a lot of leftovers!

[growling, roaring]

We wasn't gonna eat you,
Mr. Souffle Monster! We promise!

[Hook] You floundering fools!

What kind of magic recipe book
did you steal for me?

So that's what happened!
[scoffs]

You took my book and used it
to make a giant souffle!

Well, I can still use
my magic wand to stop... Oh!

[roaring]

You big bully!

You leave my mateys alone!

- [growling]
- Whoa! [grunts]

Yay-hey, no way!

This is an emergency,
but I can't reach my pixie dust!

Don't worry, Iz!
We'll save you!

Come on, Cubby,
we've got to help Izzy!

What about me?

That insufferable souffle
has trapped me and me crew!

[witch gasps] That sourpuss
souffle is taking Izzy
up Belch Mountain trail!

Aw, coconuts! The heat from the
volcano could cook him more,

and make him even bigger!

Maybe a bad case of ice cream
brain freeze will slow him down.

- Hey, Souffle Monster!
- [roars]

One scoop, or six? Ah!

[Jake] Ah! Yeah!

- [moans]
- [crackling]

Brain freeze!
Way to go, Jake!

Yo-h*! For slowing
the monster down,

we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

[growling]

[gasps] Spells and bells!
The creature's still
going strong!

Maybe my clusters
can slow him down.

They'll stick his feet
to the ground!

Hey, big, puffy beast!

Have some ooey-gooey
coconut clusters!

[roaring]

Yeah! For stopping Hook's
monster in its tracks,

we got two more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

[gasps] Careful!
Don't get too close!

Take it from me,
he can goo us too.

[roaring]

Sorry, guys, but Cubby's
clusters didn't work.

- [monster roaring]
- Crispy crackers!

That bubbling beast is heading
for the volcano with Izzy!

- We got to stop him!
- Huh.

Remember what Hook said?

Loud noise can cause
a souffle to flop.

I've got an idea!
Come on, to the rim
of the volcano!

- [roaring]
- OK, Mr. Souffle Beast.

There's no more trail.
Time to put me down,
monster-wonster.

- [roars]
- [Jake] Iz!

We need to use your coconutty
popcorn to make a loud noise!

Great idea, Jake! But I
left it all at the cook-off.

I'm on my way!

Thank Neptune!

The accursed bird is here
to free us from this goo!

Sorry, Hook.
Got to fly! Sit tight!

Good luck!

[roars]

Here goes nothing!
Popcorn, away!

- Everyone cover your ears!
- [crackling]

[loud popping]

- Uh-oh!
- [popping]

- It... it worked!
- Awesome!

Yay-hey! We stopped Hook's
souffle monster,

and got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them,
and a handful of this
coconutty popcorn!

It's pop-tastic!

[crunching] Mm!

As judge, I hereby award
the Spoon of Pride

to the dish that was tastiest
and that saved Never Land

from a gooey monster,
Izzy's coconutty popcorn!

- [all cheering]
- Awesome!

Mateys, thanks for helping
stop that rampaging
souffle monster!

Now let's put all our gold
doubloons into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six,
seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*. We got nine
gold doubloons today.

And I got the
Spoon of Pride!
But where is it?

I borrowed it to mix up
another batch of my gooey
coconut clusters.

But I need a little help.
It's stuck! [straining]

[laughs]

Smee! I never did get
to eat me grand souffle!

I'm hungry!

[stammers] We're working on
your special dessert, Captain.

- Oh!
- Oopsy!

Oh, dear me!
Bones, are you OK?

Oh, I'm all right,
Mr. Smee.

It's just a little goo.
I'll go wash it off.

Oh! [stammers] Monster!

- Every man for himself!
- [splashing]

Monster? Again?
Wait for me, Captain!

- Ah!
- [splashing]

[Jake] The Lost
and Found Treasure.

Aw, coconuts!
Where is it?

I can't find my map anywhere!

Sorry, Cubby.
I looked on the beach.
It's not there.

I'll looked all over Bucky.
No luck!

And I searched the rest
of the hideout, but no map!

I can't believe I lost it!
This is awful!

- Where could it have gone?
- According to an old legend,

whenever you lose something,
it goes to Never Land,

in the Valley of the Lost!

I've heard of that.
Supposedly, the valley
is crammed full

- of all kinds of lost stuff.
- Crackers! You think that's
where Cubby's map is?

Well, we know
it's not around here.

Mateys, let's go to the Valley
of the Lost to find Cubby's map.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

- Got my pixie dust!
- And I got... nothing!

No map!
That's why we're going!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Follow me, mateys.
Next stop,
the Valley of the Lost.

So, the puny pests
are off to the
Valley of the Lost.

Why, I hear tell there's
all kind of stuff there.

Everything from lost slippers
to lost treasures.

[stammers] Lost treasures?
[gasps]

Why haven't I thought
of it before?

The Valley of the Lost
is where all the famous
lost treasures must be!

Such as... this:

the Lost Statue
of the Jade Jaguar!

Men, we shall follow
the sea pests to the
Valley of the Lost.

[all] Aye, aye, Captain!

Valley-h*!

[Izzy] Is this
the Valley of the Lost?

I don't know. It looks like
there should be a sign here,
but it's gone!

- Maybe it got lost.
- We'd better keep looking,
and stick together,

before we get lost.
Come on, mateys!

We must be getting closer, men.

I was beginning to think the
puny pirates would have us
marching forever!

Oh, Captain, let's go home.

'Tis said strange things happen
in the Valley of the Lost.

Cease your sniveling, Smee,
before me patience is lost.

A brave buccaneer
fears naught.

But just in case...

Forward, men!
I've got your backs!

Heads up, mateys!
Have you ever seen so many hats?

What is all this... stuff?

[Jake] Books, sweaters,
lunchboxes, stuffed animals.

Looks like the kind of stuff
kids are always losing.

Then this must be
the Valley of the Lost.

- We found it!
- All right!

For finding the Valley
of the Lost, we got
four gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go explore some more!

And keep your eyes peeled
for Cubby's map.

[Smee] Oh, dear!

I do believe
we find ourselves
in the Valley of the Lost.

♪ Where does your stuff go
when you can't
find it no more? ♪

♪ Just seek in the Valley
of the Lost and find what
you've been looking for ♪

♪ Where did me sock go
and where's me toy bilge rat? ♪

♪ If you lost your treasure
in Never Land then you'll
know where it's at ♪

♪ In the Valley of the Lost ♪

♪ Where everything that you
lost is hiding from you ♪

♪ Make sure you don't
get lost too ♪

♪ In the Valley of the Lost ♪♪

Oh! I lost a sock
just the other day!

- I bet it's here somewhere.
- Belay that!

We didn't come all this way
for a stinking stocking.

We must start a thorough search
for the Lost Statue
of the Jade Jaguar.

- Smee, hand me me compass.
- Aye, aye, Captain.

Uh... well, I...
I had it a moment ago.

Now, where could it
have gone? [gasps]

It's lost!

This place is bigger
than I expected. I need
to get a better look around.

Hey, I can't find
my spyglass!

I think it's... lost!

Guys, quick! Over here!

Shiver me teddy bear!
Lost toys!

And look! My old Yo-h* Yo-Yo!

I thought it was lost forever!
Watch this!

This is no time for tricks,
Cubby. We've got
important stuff to find.

- Your map, and my spyglass.
- Um... Jake?

- Where'd Skully go?
- Oh, no! Is he lost too?

Oh, yeah!
You can't fool this beak!

I knew I smelled
crackers nearby!

- [spits]
- Stale! Blech!

[bird squawking]

Hey, that's Jake's spyglass!
Come back with that, you!

- [croaking]
- Hey, buster!

What's the big idea? That
spyglass belongs to my matey!

- [squawking]
- Cheesy crackers!

This is quite a collection.
Did you take all these?

- [squawks]
- All by yourself?

- [squawks]
- Did you bring everything
to the valley?

- [squawks]
- So you're the one behind
the legend

of the Valley of the Lost!
Whoo-hoo!

We got five more gold doubloons
for figuring...

- [squawks]
- Hey! Stop!

You can't grab 'em and go!

[squawking]

Hey, bird! You got to quit
taking our stuff!

[whistles] Look at all the loot!

Whoa! Cubby's map!

He's gonna be glad
to get this back. Huh?

What's that?

- This must be... Huh?
- The Lost Statue
of the Jade Jaguar.

- [Skully] Captain Hook!
- Only now it's been found
by that famous treasure finder

- and keeper, Captain Hook!
- [bird squawks]

- Old Feather Hat, let us out!
- [squawks]

Quiet in there! Sharky, Bones!

Heave this chest.

Oh, but the poor,
little birdies.

We'll deal with them later.
I've got what I came for.

Now let's get away
from this creepy valley.

Broken buckles!
We've got to find Skully,

before anything or
anyone else gets lost!

- [men chattering]
- Uh-oh! What's that over there?

[Skully] Let us out!
This is bird-napping!

Pipe down, puny parrot!
We'll sort you all out
when we're far away from here.

Captain Hook, stop!
We heard Skully.
Let him go, now!

I have a much
better idea, boy.

Why don't you... get lost!

Step lively, boys. We have to
shake those pests off our trail!

Caution, mateys!
Falling socks!

Oh, my! [stammers] Run, Captain!

[shouts]

Hang on, Skully!
I'm coming!

- [Hook] That is my treasure!
- Aw, put a sock in it!

[Jake grunting]
Give me that chest!

[Hook] Never! Aha! I've got it!

Boys, grab an end!

Now double time
back to the Jolly Roger.

[groaning] Aye, aye, Captain.

- Jake, are you OK?
- Hook's getting away
with Skully!

I've got my spyglass,
and Cubby's map!

- And don't worry about Skully.
- Crackers! That was exciting!

- Wasn't it, pal?
- [squawks]

So, Mr. Magpie,
you fly over Never Land

and take things
that are lying around?

And that's how you got my map?

- [squawks]
- Well, since we're friends now,

we'd like our doubloons back,
please.

- [squawks]
- And you have to promise

to stop taking
other people's things.

Yeah, why don't you try
collecting pirate
trading cards instead?

[squawks]

Well, we better go home now.

After all,
you've got lots to do.

- [squawks]
- You have to return all
this stuff to its owners.

[squawks, groans]

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find my map.

Now let's put all our gold
doubloons into our team
treasure chest.

♪ Way, hey
Well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Skully] Five, six,
seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got nine
gold doubloons today!

And I'm glad
I got my map back.

Oh, and my Yo-h* Yo-Yo too!

Heads up! Coconuts!

That's not the way
it's supposed to work.

[Skully laughs] Looks like
it's time to find a new trick!

Step aside!
I can't wait to admire

my hard-earned treasure!

[gasps]

Socks?!

Where's my Jade Jaguar?

That strange birdie
must have made the switch
while the socks was falling.

Yet another treasure,
lost forever. [sobs]

Oh, cheer up, Captain.
You may not have your own
Jade Jaguar,

but you brought back
me lost sock!

Storm clouds ahoy!

[music plays]

♪ When the wind is up
on the weather deck ♪

♪ And the waves
go up and down ♪

♪ If it's been a while
since you been aboard ♪

♪ Them waves
can spin you round ♪

♪ So storm along
Oh never see ♪

♪ I got my sea legs
under me ♪

♪ It's a queasy, breezy
bob and weave ♪

♪ But I got my sea legs
under me ♪

- ♪ Sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪

♪ Hope you got your
sea legs ♪

♪ Sea legs ♪

- ♪ You got your sea legs ♪
- ♪ Sea legs ♪

♪ Hope you got your
sea legs ♪

- ♪ Sea legs ♪
- ♪ Hang on, mate ♪♪

[guitar solo]