03x10 - The Singing Stones/The Mermaid Queen's Voice

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say the pirate
password... "Yo-h*-h*!"

Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] The Singing Stones!

Yey-hey! This is
one awesome Never Sea
sight-seeing cruise!

And the sights
just keep coming.

My map says that's
Pirate Hat Rock!

And look.
There's Crocodile Isle.

[ticking, snoring]

Yo-h*!
World-famous Sword Stone!

Well, that just about
does it for Never Sea
sights in this area.

[distant voices] ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ah Ah Ah... ♪

Uh, mateys,
do you hear that?

It's coming from
that tiny island!

Weird. It's not on my map.

Sounds like a mystery.
Let's check it out.

Whoa!

This island is floating!

No wonder it's
not on my map.

It must have drifted
from somewhere far away.

[male voice]
Finally! Someone heard us!

♪ Someone finally
heard our song ♪

♪ Dip dip do wop yeah ♪

- ♪ Dip dip do wop ♪
- ♪ We've been waiting
here so long ♪

♪ Dip dip do wop do wop ♪

♪ Someone finally
heard our song ♪♪

- [Cubby] Awesome!
- [Jake] Bravo!

Now that's what
I call rock music!

Thank you,
young pirates.

I am Chief.

That's Queen,
Big Brother and
Little Sister.

We're singing stones.

♪ From Singing Stone Island ♪♪

I've heard of
Singing Stone Island!

But I thought
it was a lot bigger.

Oh, it is.
We're just a part
of the big island.

You see, we broke off
of it a while ago.

Yeah, one day,
we sang a really rocking
song and snapped off!

It was an accident!

Guess we got carried away...
by the current! [laughs]

And we must get back.

Tonight, Peter Pan's
sh**ting Star will pass
over Singing Stone Island,

shining its magical
light on our home.

Only we won't be there.

- Is that... bad?
- Oh, it's our only chance!

The special light from
Peter's sh**ting Star

has the power to
set us all free!

Sounds important.

We'll help you get
your piece of island

back to where
it's supposed to be!

My map says to go this way!

Mateys, let's return
the Singing Stones to
Singing Stone Island!

Remember to keep
a look out for
gold doubloons!

- Is everybody ready?
- Got my sword!

- My map!
- And I've got
my pixie dust.

Please hurry.
There's not much
daylight left!

Then yo-h*, let's tow!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me! ♪♪

[Hook] What have we here?

Ooh! Looks like the sea pups
have found themselves a wee
little island.

Another one?
But they already
have an island!

I shall take this one.

Finally,
an island all me own.

I'll call it
Captain James Hook's
Fantastic Island!

♪ Dip Dip Dip Doo Wop ♪

- ♪ Home sweet island
calls to me ♪
- ♪ Doo wop a doo wop ♪

- ♪ Oooh-we-oooh ♪
- ♪ Home sweet island ♪

♪ Where can you be? ♪

♪ Oh home sweet home
of the Singing Stones ♪

♪ We're somewhere lost at sea ♪

♪ Somewhere lost at sea ♪

♪ Home sweet island ♪

♪ Where oh where
can you be? ♪♪

[Hook] Easy does it, lads.

Sneak up on the island.
Get those ropes ready!

Wasn't that a lovely song
the sea pups were singing,
Captain?

But that wasn't
just the popinjays.

There are stone heads
on the island and they sing!

Imagine. Me very own
island with built-in music.

Uh, men, tie that
island to me ship

and cut it free
from the popinjays!

So, Cubby, how far to
the island of... whoa!

What was that? Bones!
Sharky! What are you doing?

Captain's orders!
He wants this island
for his very own.

Hang on.
Don't untie a thing.
We'll change his mind!

I shall build an exquisite
palace on me new island.

Palace, check!

With statues all over
the place glorifying me.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.
You've got to let
this island go!

I don't take
orders from you!

This hunk of rock
will make a wonderful
island getaway for me!

But if the Singing Stones
don't make it back to
their island in time...

Oh, boo-hoo.
I don't care!

I want an island!

[all gasp]

[screams]
Jake, help!

Oh, no! Little Sister!

Sail, Smee! We've got me island.

Or at least a chunk of it.

Mateys, we got to
stop this. Come on!

[all grunt]

Thank Neptune you're here!

Don't worry, Little Sis,
we'll get you back
to your family.

But how? [grunting]

These ropes are extra
tight and extra thick!

Little Sis,
can you remember the
rocking song you sang

that broke you off
of Singing Stone Island?

- Oh, yeah! Whoo!
- [rock music playing]

It went a little
something like this.

♪ Well I'm rockin' the rock
I got the island quakin' ♪

♪ Rock rock rockin' the rock ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm rockin' the rock,
I got the island shakin' ♪

♪ Rock rock rockin' the rock ♪

♪ Yeah! Little Sister
rockin' the rock ♪

♪ I'm just a little chip
off the old block ♪

♪ Just a rockin' chip
off the old block ♪♪

[Cubby] Go, go coconuts!

[Hook] My island!

Time to return you to
your family, Little Sister!

Pixie dust away!

See you, Captain Hook!

Get back here with me island!

- Oh, yeah!
- Hey, you're back!

Thanks to Jake
and his mateys.

Yeah, but that sneaky snook
delayed us something fierce.

We'll never make it all
the way around Never Land

in time for Peter's
sh**ting Star.

- It's almost sunset!
- There might be a way.

The route around
the island is long.

But the shortest distance
between two points,

like us and
Singing Stone Island,

is a straight line!

You can't sail
through Never Land.

No, but we can
sail over it!

Izzy, got enough pixie dust
for a really big emergency?

Aye-aye, Jake!

Then we'll tow our
new mateys' chunk of
island through the air.

[Jake] Bucky, let's fly!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Yay-hey! We reunited
the Singing Stone family

and got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and
go over Never Land!

[Chief]
Boom chaka! We're flying!

Follow them, Smee!
They're getting away!

- Following Cap...
- [loud crash]

[Hook groans]
Fie on you, popinjays!

Fie on you!

[Jake] Yo-h*, Singing Stone
Island down below!

[overlapping chatter]
Oh, yeah! Yay! Ah!
Hooray! Hallelujah!

[Cubby] Awesome coconuts!

We returned the
Singing Stones
to their island,

and got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and
go say welcome home!

Did we make it in time?
Did we miss Peter's
sh**ting Star?

- Here it comes!
- Yay-hey!

- Oh, we are free!
- [all] We are free!

Wow! The Singing Stones
have bodies!

And feet!

♪ We're finally free!
We're finally free! ♪

♪ We made it home
We Singin' Stones ♪

♪ We solved that
great big load ♪

♪ And now's our chance
to sing and dance ♪

♪ And take this
show on the road ♪

- ♪ We were driftin' away ♪
- Yes, we were.

♪ But you saved the day ♪

♪ Don't stand around with
your feet in the ground ♪

♪ It's time to shout
we're finally free! ♪♪

Whoa! We did it!

We got the Singing Stones
back in time

for Peter's sh**ting
Star to set them free!

And we got four more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab them
and go rock on!

- Yo-h*!
- Oh, yeah!

- Hooray!
- Whoo-hoo!

Mateys, thanks for helping
the Singing Stones get home
just in time!

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two,
three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six, seven...

[Jake] Eight, nine, ten, 11!

Yo-h*! We got 11
gold doubloons today!

Check it out, mateys!

I'm making my own rock music!

[all laugh]

[Smee] Sorry you never
got your own island, sir.

But I did!

You see, lads, I can
claim this island.

I hereby name it

Captain James Hook's
Fantastic Island!

Sharky! Bones! Entertain me!

[playing upbeat music]

[gasps, screams]

Smee!

[Jake]
The Mermaid Queen's Voice.

Smartly there, lads!
I want posters plastered
on every rock and tree.

Aye-aye, Cap'n, sir!
Plastering.

Soon every scallywag
and popinjay

will know all about your
Pirate Rocka-rama concert!

Excellent.
Tonight all shall hear
the... [clears throat]

...best singer in Never Land!

- Who be that, Cap'n?
- Me!

[sings scales]
♪ Me me me me me ♪

♪ It's all about me! ♪♪

- B-B-Blast!
- That's one way
to milk a coconut.

Oh! My, oh my!
Look at this, Cap'n!

It says here
that Queen Coralie

is holding her Seaside
Friendship Concert

in Mermaid Lagoon tonight!

Bilge water.
That horrible she-fish
can't sing tonight.

Tonight is my night!

I want everybody
to hear me not her!

I'm afraid there
be no stopping the
Mermaid Queen, Cap'n.

We'll see about that!

[sings scales]
♪ La la la la
la la la... ♪♪

Sounding shipshape, Cubby!

Thanks, but someday
I want to sing just
like Queen Coralie.

She's awesome!
I can't wait to
go to her concert!

[woman coughs]

[all] Ahoy, your Highness!

- Hi, Marina!
- [sniffles] This...

[slight coughs]
...is a catastrophe!

Crackers!
You OK, your Majesty?

We have bad news.

There won't be
a concert tonight.
It's cancelled.

The Queen practiced
so much without resting,
she lost her voice!

Aw, coconuts.
Isn't there anything
we can do to fix this?

Well, I once lost my voice,

but I got it back
when I took a sip of water

from Fa-La-La Falls!

Hey, I've heard of that
Singing Spring Water!

Maybe it can restore
the Queen's lovely voice!

Check it out!
Fa-La-La Falls
isn't that far away.

We just follow this river
around Never Peak Mountain.

If that deep-sea diva
gets her voice back,

everyone will go to
her concert and not mine.

What are you
gonna do, Cap'n?

We shall stop
those puny pirates

from bringing back that
magic springy water.
Follow me.

OK, crew, we've got to go
to Fa-La-La Falls right away!

[coughs] Oh, do hurry!

- [coughs]
- Don't worry, your Majesty!

We'll be back with the
Singing Spring Water soon!

Come on, mateys,
let's find the
Singing Spring Water

and help Queen Coralie
get her voice back!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- My map!

- And my pixie dust.
- Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Skully] Which way to
Fa-La-La Falls, Cubby?

Fa-La-La Falls
should be right here.

♪ Fa la la
La la la la ♪

♪ Fa la la
La la la la... ♪

I bet that's the
sound of Fa-La-La Falls!

Come on, let's follow it!

♪ Fa la la
La la la la ♪

♪ Fa la la la la
La la la... ♪

Singing Spring Water!

♪ Fa la la
La la la la ♪

♪ Fa la la la la
La la la ♪

Got some! All right!

We found the
Singing Spring Water and
got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go bring
this bottle to Queen Coralie.

[Hook in falsetto]
Ahoy, two-legged friends!

So good to see you!

Careful, Jake. I don't like
the looks of these mermaids.

Uh, what brings you here?

We've come to bring
the Singing Spring Water

back to the pretty she-fish...

Uh, I mean, uh,
her Royal Mermaid Highness.

[in falsetto]
Queen Coralie
needs it right away!

So I'll just take
this now! [chuckles]

Sorry to be so rude,
but we must be going!
We're running out of time!

- [ticking]
- Oh, my...

[in normal voice]
Cap'n, that's the...

- Tick Tock Croc!
- [screams]

There goes the bottle!
It's gonna break!

I don't think so!
[grunting]

Got it. And we got three
more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

We'd better go fast.
The sun's going down!

And if we don't get
the Singing Spring
Water to the Queen,

she won't be able to sing
at her concert tonight!

I'd call this an emergency!
Pixie dust away!

To Mermaid Lagoon!

- [coughs]
- Here you are, your Majesty.

Singing Spring Water.

I think a few sips
of this will make
your voice all better!

- Think again!
- [all] Captain Hook!

Ha-ha! Now there's
no way Fish Queeny
can get her voice back.

So you might as well
cancel your concert, missy,

and make way for my con...

[woman]
James Bartholomew Hook!

What a shameful thing to do!

- Mama Hook?
- What? Who? Mommy?

Of course, it's me!

And I have a thing or two
to say to you, James.

Queen Coralie is one of
my dearest old friends

and any friend of mine
should be a friend of yours.

You... and she, friends?

Why, at the Never Land Academy
of Pirates and Mermaids,

Coralie was my favorite pupil!

As soon as I found
out the dear girl was
putting on a concert,

I wanted to do
something to help out.

So I donated a giant seashell
for the bandstand!

And to thank your mother
for such a generous gift,

the Queen was going to sing
a song in her honor.

In my honor?
Oh, that's so sweet.

See, James? Giving does
a pirate's heart good!

Now, don't you
have something

to give to my good
friend the Queen?

[gulps] Yes, mummy dear.

I was merely keeping
the bottle safe.
[nervous chuckles]

Here is the cure you need,
your high-maintenance...

Uh, Your Highness.

- Mm.
- ♪ Fa la la la... ♪

♪ La la la la
La la la ♪♪

[gasps] Oh! That
is so much better!

I, Queen Coralie the Great,
am ready to sing!

[trumpets]
Take your places, everybody!

Queen Coralie's Seaside
Friendship Concert
is about to begin!

- Awesome.
- Way-hey.

Blast! Now no one will
come to me concert.

Gosh Captain Hook, you were
going to have a concert, too?

Yes. [sniffles]
A Pirate Rocka-rama!

Say, maybe you and
the Mermaid Queen

could both sing together
in one concert?

So, what do you think,
Queen Coralie?

Oh, I suppose
I could agree to sing

with Mama Hook's baby boy.

After all, this concert
is about friendship!

[gasps] Really?
You want me to
sing with you?

Well, if you insist.

Whoo-hoo!

For Cubby's clever thinking,
we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

♪ I treat my friends
like royalty ♪

♪ I treat me friends
like employees ♪

♪ No matter where our
friends should lead ♪

♪ On Never Land or sea ♪

♪ We treasure friendships
that we have ♪

♪ Like shiny gold booty ♪

♪ Whether over land
or under ways ♪

♪ Nothing's higher prized ♪

♪ Than the friendship
between you and I ♪

♪ Than the friendship
between you and I ♪♪

[grunts]

- [overlapping chatter]
- Way to go!

- Bravo! Sweet!
- Awesome!

That's me boy!

[sneezes]

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find the Singing Spring Water

for Queen Coralie
so she could sing!

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*! For solving
pirate problems today,

we got ten gold doubloons!

And I've got a great idea.

We should have our own
Rocka-rama concert
on Pirate Island!

♪ Whether over land
or under ways ♪

♪ Nothing's higher prized ♪

♪ Than the friendship
between you and I ♪

♪ Than the friendship
between you and I ♪♪

[chuckles]

[Hook sneezes, coughs]

Here you go, Cap'n!

Some warm codfish broth to
help your voice get better!

You just sang a bit too much
at the concert is all.

[Mama Hook] Sharky! Bones!
Hoist the new sails!

[chuckles]

Oh, it's so nice to have
your mum on board.

She's keeping the Jolly Roger
shipshape while you recover!

[groans, coughs]

Blast!

Ahoy!

Climb aboard
and welcome to ye!

By thunder, we're setting
sail for Never Land! Har-har.

♪ Lively mateys come aboard ♪

♪ We're casting off the lines ♪

♪ Just make your way up
the gangway plank ♪

♪ We're sailin'
with the tide ♪

[whistle]

♪ There be no time
for lollygaggin' ♪

♪ Weigh the anchor now ♪

♪ The wind is up
the weather's fine ♪

♪ And we be
shippin' out ♪

All hands prepare to set sail!

♪ Ahoy ahoy ♪

♪ Right glad to have you
mates aboard ♪

♪ Ahoy ahoy ♪

♪ Shout it out
along the shore ♪

♪ Ahoy ahoy ♪

♪ Salutations
climb aboard ♪

♪ We could use another hand ♪

♪ We're setting sail
for Never Land! ♪♪