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03x14 - Nanny Nell/Izzy and the Sea-Unicorn

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

03x14 - Nanny Nell/Izzy and the Sea-Unicorn

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Nanny Nell.

[Hook] Oh, Mr. Smee!

Today is the day

I finally get me hooks
on some treasure!

The Giant Gold Doubloon
of Danger River!

[sputters]

Oh, Captain,
no, no, no!

That golden disc
is no doubloon!

Taking it
is a very bad idea.

Enough! You always talk me out
of the Giant Gold Doubloon.

Sharky, Bones,
full speed ahead.

[Hook screams]

Ran into a little trouble,
Captain.

As sailors, we should really
be better with knots.

- You thundering...
- [Smee yells]

Yo-h*, crew!

Steady as she goes!

Crackers!

Airborne balloon dinghy
dead ahead!

What is that?

Greetings,
me seafaring children!

Ahoy, ma'am!

I wonder if you
might help me.

I'm looking for me
little James.

Sorry, we don't know any kids
around Never Land named James.

Oh, how silly of me!

He's all grown up now.

Perhaps you know him
as Captain James Hook?

Captain Hook?

Lady, him we know plenty!

Oh, wonderful!

I'm Nanny Nell.

I helped Mama Hook
take care of James

when he was
a wee little skipper.

She thought James
might need a little help

getting his ship
shipshape!

We'd be glad
to help you find him.

Mateys,
let's all help

Nanny Nell reunite
with Captain Hook!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons!

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword!

Got my map!

And I got
my pixie dust.

Yo-h*, let's go!

[dinging]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Jolly Roger h*!

Oh, stop fooling about,
ye louts!

Ahoy, Captain Hook!

We brought someone
to see you!

Go away, popinjay!

I don't want
to see any...

[gasps]

Nanny Nell!

Oh, my little James.

How much you've grown.

Oh, how I've missed
your bedtime treasure tales,

cheerful songs, and delicious
macaroni, codfish, and cheese!

You were the best
pirate nanny of all!

Now, Mama Hook sent me

to help get your ship
shipshape, James.

Thank Neptune!

Me ship's a terrible mess
and me entire crew's

strung up
like pirate piñatas!

Ahoy, ma'am.

Yey-hey!

For helping Nanny Nell
find Captain Hook,

we got four gold
doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go!

[dinging]

[Jake]
So long, Nanny Nell!

[Izzy]
Fair winds to ye!

Ta-ta, loveys.

Thank you ever so much!

Now then, James,

if we're to get
your ship shipshape,

we best begin
by freeing your crew!

Indeed.

I asked Smee
to do that,

but he got tangled up, too!

Took me by surprise,
it did! [chuckles]

Well, I happen to know
a little trick!

When confronted by a nasty knot,

just wiggle and jiggle
the ropes! Like so...

[all screaming]

[all groaning]

Oh, Nanny Nell,
it worked like a charm!

Oh, and I know so many more ways
to get this ship shipshape!

♪ When you've got
a lot to do ♪

♪ And it feels like a chore ♪

♪ A smidgin' of silly ♪

♪ Can make it so much more ♪

♪ With your feet
on brushes ♪

♪ You're skating
not scrubbing ♪

Whoa-h*!

♪ You'll be shipshape
in no time ♪

♪ Guaranteed ♪

When I tried that one,
he said that's too much fun.

♪ Shipshape shape it up
until it's all done ♪

♪ It's not really work ♪

♪ If the work
is rather fun ♪

♪ Shipshape shape it up ♪

♪ Together we can make it up ♪

♪ Until it's shipshape
once more ♪

Why, Nanny Nell,

I've got hooks
I didn't even know I owned.

A shoehorn hook,
a toothpick hook,

and a hook to hook me
hooks on.

When I had that suggestion

he said "hands off
my collection."

♪ Shipshape shape it up
until it's all done ♪

♪ It's not really work ♪

♪ If the work
is rather fun ♪

♪ Shipshape shape it up ♪

♪ Together we can
make it up ♪

♪ Until it's shipshape
once more ♪

♪ Nothing like
a captain's favorite dish ♪

♪ To keep a ship shipshape ♪

♪ Ooh, Captain, sir ♪

♪ I made for you your favorite
dinner, codfish stew ♪♪

Here you are, James.

My famous macaroni,
codfish, and cheese!

Let's hear it
for Nanny Nell!

Hip, hip, hooray!

Nanny Nell certainly knows
how to care for me Captain.

There's not much left
for ol' Smee to do.

Better slip away and find
a Captain what needs me.

[quivers]

Farewell.

Nanny Nell, I am thrilled
you've shipshaped me ship.

Nothing will stop me now!

Indeed, James.
Indeed.

Of course, nothing
would prove the Jolly Roger

to be shipshape like
a successful treasure hunt!

Then a treasure hunt
we shall have!

Men, set a course
for Danger River.

Today we find
the Giant Gold Doubloon!

[sighs]

[bell dings]

Ahoy, Mr. Smee!
Where ya rowin'?

Oh, Wherever me oars take me,
sea pups!

Seems with Nanny Nell aboard,

the Captain just doesn't
need me around.

But, Mr. Smee, without you,
Hook's sure to get into trouble.

Big trouble!

Hook's sailing up
Danger River!

Oh, dear.

There's no treasure up
that river.

No, sir!

Nothing but
the Never Land Groogar!

Isn't that
the legendary monster

with a hundred
giant tentacles?!

Aye! And tales say that
it be trapped in a cave,

sealed in by
a giant golden door.

The Captain always wanted
to find this door,

but I always stopped him.

We've all gotta stop him!

Oh, thank you.

Well, bust me buckles!
Look!

The Giant Gold Doubloon
of Danger River!

And it's all mine!

Captain, you sure
that be a doubloon?

Looks suspiciously
like a door...

Of course,
it's a doubloon!

Sharky, Bones,

go ashore and yank me treasure
out of that cliff.

[straining]

'Tis no use, sir!
She won't budge!

You know, James,
I once saw a ship's anchor

being used like
a big grappling hook.

Ooh, brilliant!

Men, hook me anchor
to the treasure

and we'll pull it out
with the Jolly Roger!

[roaring]

'Tis no doubloon,
James!

It is a door...

[roaring]

- [screams]
- [grunts]

Sail away, Captain!
Sail away!

[bell dinging]

Ahoy, Captain!
I'm here to help!

Smee? Why aren't you aboard
the Jolly Roger!?

Guess you didn't notice,
Captain, but I left.

Wasn't sure you
needed me anymore.

Don't be silly, Smee!

A ship can't be shipshape
without a first mate

and you're a first rate
first mate!

You've learned very well,
James!

- [roars]
- [yells]

Nanny Nell!

This is an emergency!

Pixie dust away!

Mr. Smee, I'll cut
the anchor line
holding the door open,

while you distract
the Groogar.

Aye-aye, sea pup!

Ahoy there,
Mr. Groogar!

Let her go!

And catch me
if you can.

Oh, me stars!

Gotcha!

- [roars]
- h*, h*, missed me!

[straining]

Way-hey!

We saved Nanny Nell
and got six more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and get Mr. Smee

back aboard
the Jolly Roger.

Oh, thank you, loveys.

Nanny Nell is saved!

Mr. Smee, I shall
report back to Mama Hook

that with you aboard,

James is in good hands
indeed.

[chuckles]
Thank you, Miss Nell.

Smee, never leave again.

I needs me first mate
to keep me ship shipshape!

And keep meself
out of trouble.

Mateys, thanks for keeping
Captain Hook and Nanny Nell
out of trouble!

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest!

♪ Way-hey,
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey,
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two,
three, four...

[Cubby] Five, six,
seven, eight...

[Jake] Nine, ten.

Yo-h*! Today we got
ten gold doubloons!

Hey, where'd Skully go?

[Skully]
I'm over here...

Helping keep
the beach shipshape!

[all chuckling]

Ta-ta, Nanny Nell!

Come back soon!

Oh, what a wonderful visit.

Now just a brief nap-nap
before...

- [knock on door]
- Ahem!

Captain, sir...

Let's remember to keep
our ship shipshape!

Always put hooks away
in a neat and orderly fashion!

Aye-aye, Mr. Smee.

There, all shipshape.

[chuckles]
Thank you, Nanny Nell.

[seagulls squawking]

[seagulls squawking]

[Jake]
Izzy and the Sea Unicorn!

♪ Lovely seashells
in the sea ♪

♪ I wonder what seashells
I shall see ♪♪

There, my necklace is done!

[gasp] What's this?

Sunken treasure?

- [neighs]
- Oh!

A seahorse...
with a horn?

[gasp] A sea unicorn!

- [sputters]
- I'm Izzy.

What's your name?

[whinnies]

Well, I'm going
to call you...

[gasps] Cornica!

[gasps] For me?

Thank you!

You want me to play it?

[whinnies]

- [inhales]
- [trilling]

Oh, I can call
you with the shell?

[neighs]

Um, and I want you
to have this.

[neighs, sputters]

[giggles]

My mateys are going to be
so excited to meet you!

Wait here,
I'll be right back!

[yelps]

Mr. Smee,
do you see what I see?

- Look!
- Oh, my. Is it really...?

[gasps] A sea unicorny?

Why I thought them
was just made-up stories.

And if the tales be true,
her rainbow trail

can lead us to the legendary
sea unicorny treasure!

Treasure, eh?

Crew, set sail for that
ocean-pony at once!

[screeches]

[Hook]
Reel her in, boys!

Thanks to this puny pet,

the sea unicorns'
treasure will be mine!

[laughs] Ah, 'tis good
to be the captain! Ooh!

You really found
a sea unicorn?

That's right!

Cornica's right over...

...here?

She said she'd wait for me.

Let me call for her.

[inhales]

[trilling]

Shiver me timbers!

Cornica should have
been here by now.

I hope she's all right.

Maybe the mermaids
know Cornica.

I bet they could help us
find her.

Come on, mateys!

Help us find our sea unicorn
friend, Cornica!

And keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I've got my sword!

My map!

My pixie dust!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[chuckling]

My dear, everyone knows
that sea unicorns aren't real.

But Cornica is real!

I can prove it,
she gave me this.

Oh, that's very nice.

But I'm sorry
I can't be of any help.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have lots of under-the-water
things to do!

Ta-ta and bubbles!

[mermaids giggling]

Don't worry,
we'll find Cornica.

I want to help, too!

I've always wanted to meet
a real sea unicorn!

Thanks, Stormy!

I've heard stories
that sea unicorns swim

near the Coral Tunnels

that's where we should
look first!

Captain, I don't think
the little sea-horsey

wants to be ridden.

- Perhaps not.
- [neighs]

But I shall show this horned
fish-bag who's boss.

- [neighs]
- [grunting]

That's showin' her
who's boss, Boss!

Men, fetch the Squidalus!

Captain Hook,
dead ahead!

[Izzy] What do you suppose
Hook is doing here?

[horn honking]

[cackling]

Jumping starfish!

Hook's got some
sort of machine.

And there's Cornica!

A real sea unicorn!

And Captain Hook's got her!

With the water-nag strapped
to the front of me Squidalus,

she will show us the way

to the legendary
sea unicorn treasure.

What makes you sure
she'll cooperate?

- Oh, I think she will.
- [gasps]

If she ever wants her
friendship trinket back!

[neighing]

Now, take me
to your treasure!

[neighs]

Men, follow that rainbow.

Aye-aye, Captain.

Shiver me seashells,
they went underwater!

[gasp]
I'd bet a sand dollar

he's after the legendary
sea unicorn treasure!

Of course, he is!

That's what sneaky
snooks like him do!

Then yo-h*,
let's go stop Hook

and free Izzy's new
sea unicorn friend!

Oh, looky!

Another sea unicorny!

Belay that jabber,
it just be a mermaid.

Ah, bilge-water!

It's those puny pirates!

- [Hook] Faster, Smee.
- [Smee] You heard him boys.

Pedal on!

[Jake] This way, mateys.

Oh, dear, Captain!

The sea-pups
are still following.

I wouldn't want them
to get lost in here.

But I would!

Hard to starboard!

[all gasp]

Yey-hey, no way!

How are we gonna
get through the tunnel now?

Crew, if we use
our sea hooks

and pull on
the fallen coral,

we might be able to open
the tunnel again.

Okay, now everybody pull!

Yo-h*!

For opening up
the coral tunnel,

we got four
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

Fish sticks!

I don't know which tunnel
Hook took.

Oh, no, now I'll never
find Cornica.

Whoa!
Check it out!

Cornica's calling to me!

Look!

Follow that rainbow.

Look at all this treasure!

[guffawing]

There, there,
little fish-horse.

I'm sure the Captain
isn't planning to take

all your treasure.

Are ye?

If by "all", you mean every last
bit of it, then yes!

Crew, load up me
submarine boat

- and be quick about it!
- [splashing]

[Jake] Not so fast,
Captain Hook!

[Hook grumbles]

For once, could you popinjays
stop spoiling me treasure fun?

[all] Never!

[groans]

Cornica!

[whinnies]

Wow...

I'm finally meeting
a real sea unicorn!

[giggling]

Cornica,
where's your necklace?

[neighs, sputters]

I should have known.

Captain Hook,
the sea unicorns' treasure

doesn't belong to you.

And I say pirate
finders keepers!

[rumbling]

- Save me Smee!
- Owey!

Izzy! This is
a treasure emergency!

Then it's
pixie dust away!

- [chuckles] Much obliged!
- Thank ye!

Yey-hey, for saving
Captain Hook and his crew,

we got three more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

On behalf of the Captain,

I'd like to say thanks
for savin' us, Miss Izzy.

You're welcome,
Mr. Smee.

But, Captain Hook,
there's something you have

that belongs
to my friend, Cornica.

Fine, have your silly
sea necklace back.

I, too, can be generous.

Here you go, Cornica.

But I'm still taking
all this treasure!

[neighs]

The shell?

[gasp] Right!

[trilling]

[neighing]

[chuckling]

Nice horseys.

[neighing]

- [Hook] Blast!
- [Bones] Ow, me gizzard!

Yo-h*! We saved Cornica
and stopped Hook

from taking
the sea unicorns' treasure!

And we got five more
gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

- [whinnies]
- [giggles]

Mateys, thanks for helping us
rescue our new matey Cornica!

Now let's put
all our gold doubloons

in our team treasure chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake]
One, two, three, four...

[Izzy]
Five, six, seven, eight...

[Cubby]
Nine, ten, 11, 12.

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got 12
gold doubloons today!

- [horn shrilling]
- Rotten coconuts!

What's that?

Sounds like
a seasick shark!

[shrilling]

Whoo.

I'm trying to call up some
sea unicorn friends of my own!

[laughter]

Blast and barnacles!

Oh, cheer up, Captain.
Looky what we found!

This here unicorny-frog can
lead us to its toady treasure!

- [chuckles]
- You ninnies!

That horn is clearly a fake.

Do you think me a fool?

Now, men, back to
the Jolly Roger at once.

[submarine horn sounding]

[croaks]

[rumbling]

OK, fellas, here we go.

[strumming]

♪ I'm lazy daydreamin'
on Never Land ♪

♪ Feeding the tide pool,
sittin' on the sand ♪

♪ As I serenade you with
a little ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ Ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ Let's start with a serenade ♪

♪ On a little ukulele
by the sea ♪

♪ Ukulele by the sea ♪

♪ So you could make a wish ♪

♪ On a jellyfish,
swimming high up above ♪

♪ La, la ♪

- [giggling]
- ♪ Or you could carry a tune ♪

♪ Down the mermaid lagoon ♪

♪ And I'll be waiting for you ♪

♪ I'm lazy daydreamin'
on Never Land ♪

♪ Feedin' the tide pool,
sitting on the sand ♪

♪ And I serenade you with
a little ukulele by the sea ♪♪

[vocalizing]

[seagulls squawking]