03x25 - Grandpa Bones/The Arctic Pearl

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Grandpa Bones!

Sail h*! Raft dead ahead!

Looks like some poor sailor's
marooned. We gotta help him!

[bell rings]

- Ahoy!
- Thank you, young mateys!

I've been adrift all by
me-self for ever so long!

To whom do I owe me rescue?

I'm Jake. And this is Izzy,
Cubby and Skully.

Well, I'm pleased to know
ye all. My mateys call me Bones.

Crackers! We know another
sailor by that name.

Another Bones ye say?
In these waters?

Why, I'd like
to meet that matey.

Sure thing!
We'll take ya to him!

[Hook] Bones! Haven't you
finished cleaning yet?

Almost done, Cap'n!
I just got started
at the crack of dawn.

Bonesy?

It's been far too long
since I saw ye last, me boy!

Grandpa Bones?
Be that you?

- Bonesy! Bonesy!
- Gramps!

Why, you bring a salty tear
to my eye! [sniff]

I got tears in both me eyes!

[all] Aww!

[growls]

So, my dear boy, are you happy
here on this little ship?

Little?! Why, I'll
have you know the Jolly Roger

is the finest vessel
on the Never Sea!

So says the great
and glorious Captain Hook!

Hook, eh?
I've heard tell about you.

Then you must know I run
a tight ship. And your grandson
has much work to do.

Bones, I order you to wax the
g*ng-plank. Polish the anchor.

Then dive overboard
and scrub off the ship's
barnacles with your toothbrush!

Why, yer nothin' but
a selfish ol' codfish!

You've got my grandson
waitin' on you hand and foot!

Exactly. And he cannot
do that with you onboard.

So... get off my ship!

[laughs]
You can't scare me,
Mr. High n' Mighty!

I've sailed with the best,
like Cap'n Buzzard!

Gramps! You never told me you
knew Cap'n Buzzard! He's famous!

Wh-why, I've got every book
ever written 'bout him!

Well, y'see, I was Buzzard's
right hand man, yes.

From the time he plundered
his first doubloon... [chuckles]

...'til he buried
his last treasure.

[stammers]
You helped bury

the infamous treasure
of Captain Buzzard?

Where?
You must tell me where!

I'll bet that big ol' treasure
is still there, Gramps!
You should dig it up!

Bonesy, my sweet lad,
you're right.

What say we go
fetch it.

And we'll help ya.

Mateys!
Let's help Grandpa Bones

dig up the treasure
of Captain Buzzard!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my Pixie Dust!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go
together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land
Pirates and me ♪♪

Grandpa Bones, which way
do we go to find Captain
Buzzard's treasure?

Hmm, as I recall, we buried it
in the Horrid Haunted Tomb?

Or did we leave it
in the Easy-Peasy Crater?

Ooh! Make up your mind,
you ol' walrus!

Now don't be rushin' me, Hook.
I'm a'thinkin'. Now let's see...

We buried the treasure
on top of a tall towering
rock called

The Pinnacle of Doom!

Hmm. So Gramps,
which path did you
and Cap'n Buzzard take

to get to the Pinnacle of Doom?

Hmmm, t'was so long ago,
let me see...

Only a fool would risk life
and limb going through

a spooky swamp
when there's an easy way!

- Coming, Cap...
- Wait, Bonesy.

[clear throat] Come to think of
it, Cap'n Buzzard and me took
the path through the swamp.

'Cuz those big flowers
are Tiger Lilies!

[gasps] [yells]
Save me!

I'll save him!

C'mon, Captain!
Time to pluck you out of here!

Yo-h*! For rescuing Captain Hook
from the Tiger Lilies

we got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go
to the Pinnacle of Doom!

Shiver me timbers!
No wonder it's called
the Pinnacle of Doom!

Ewww!
It's pretty doomy all right.

Hmmm. Gramps, if you buried
the treasure on top,

how'd you get up there?

Well, lemme think here.
Maybe we...

Oh, don't flip and flop
like a flounder! On with it!

[gasp] What's this?!

[chuckles] While gramps is
stumbling down memory lane,

I'll make the treasure me own!

Come to think of it, we buried
the treasure down here.

It was too risky on top,
mainly because of the lightning.

- [thunder rumbles]
- [Hook stammers]

Izzy, we better help him down.

[screaming]
Wha?

We gotcha, Captain Hook.

[giggles]
Whoopsie-daisy there, Captain.

[both] Way-hey!

For rescuing Captain Hook,
we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em
and go find the treasure!

Ohh, you seem a tad
under the weather, Hook.

Are you givin' up lookin'
for treasure?

Never!

Then look no further!

Now I remember!
[chuckle]

The treasure is buried by
this stump! Let's get diggin'.

After all these long years.
The Treasure of Cap'n Buzzard!

[all] Ooh!

[laughing]

Now this... this I remember.
[blows]

Cap'n Buzzard's hat.

You can keep the hat, gramps!
I will take the rest!

- No way!
- Coconuts!

- Hook!
- You won't get away with this!

And who's going to stop me?
Captain Buzzard, perhaps?


Well, since ye brought it up...

Now it's your turn, Hook!

[screams]
[grunts]

There! How's it feel
to be caught by your own
sneaking trick?

[whining]
No fair!

Yo-h*, way to go, Grandpa Bones!

Waaa! Gramps,
I didn't know you had it in ya!

Well, it be this way.

All those years ago,
I didn't just help
Cap'n Buzzard bury the treasure.

Because I am
Cap'n Buzzard Bones!
[laughing]

- No!
- [all] Wow!

♪ When I started out
as a swabby ♪

♪ And me feet were barely wet ♪

♪ The mistakes I made
as I learned me trade ♪

♪ They taught me
to get bent...ter ♪

[laughing]

♪ I plundered, sailed
and scalawagged ♪

♪ Explored and booby trapped ♪

♪ I forgot more treasures than
I dug than you could ever map ♪

♪ I'm the Buzzard of
the Never Sea ♪

♪ The scourger so I'm told ♪

♪ I fill my boots up with
the... and every step be gold ♪

♪ They call me
Captain Buzzard and you know
there ain't no other ♪

[laughs]

♪ They call me
Captain Buzzard Bones ♪♪

[giggles]

But you seemed like such a
broken-down old shipwreck!

I did it, didn't I! [chuckle]

I been pretendin'
to be forgetful.

You see, I knew given
the chance, your greed
would get you in trouble, Hook.

And I be right!

Consider it a lesson for being
so mean to my grandson.

Now, I'll be on my way, lads.

I'm off to find
more adventures 'round
the Never World!

And thank you, young mateys!

This ol' salt is forever
in your debt.

[all] You're welcome!

Bonsey, I was gonna
ask you to join me.

But now I think you should
stay with your cap'n.

He needs a real sailor to teach
him how to be a real cap'n.

Aye-aye, Cap'n Grandpa.
I mean, Grandpa Buzzard.

I mean, Gramps!

So fare-thee-well,
friends and foe!

- Fair winds to you, Gramps!
- Bye!

- See ya!
- Goodbye!

And you... Hook!

Have a care how you
treat my grandson!
[chuckles]

- I'll be watchin'!
- [groans] Bubbling bilge water.

Mateys, thanks for helping
Captain Buzzard
get his treasure!

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons
into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
With help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪

C'mon, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven...
eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*! Today we got
eight gold doubloons!

And I got to wondering if
anybody in my family is famous,
like Captain Buzzard.

It turns out I have
a cousin who's a buzzard.

[all laughing]

Oh, ah, Bones, while you
and the cap'n were away,

Sharky and I read all your books
about Cap'n Buzzard!

And to think
he's me very own gramps!

Bones, haven't you got
better things to do

than waste time with books
about... him! Get to work!

Ow!

[laughs]
Thanks for lookin'
after me, Gramps!

[boy] "The Arctic !"

[Jake] Yo-h*, let's go!

[laughs]

Brrr-illiant!

All right! Woo-hoo!

Flying coconuts!

Woo! Fellow penguins,

Come feast yer peepers
on these snowy sliders!

[all speaking indistinct]

Come on now! Let's make sure
everyone gets a gander.

Patrick, Penny, Patricia,
Petunia, Pickle, Pappy,
Pally, Paulie...

...Pearl. Pearl?

Oy! She's not here!

Who's Pearl?

[sighs] Pearl? Oh, Pearl,
is my best penguin pal!

She loves adventure
in the cold, cold arctic!

[laughs]
That's why I call her
The Arctic Pearl!

She's a genuine treasure!
Has anyone seen her?

I did! She was headed for
Icy Pike Pass...
But that was yesterday!

Aw, slippery snowballs! Maybe
Pearl got lost in the pass!

We've gotta find her!

C'mon, mateys, let's all
rescue Percy's pal, Pearl!

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- Got my map!

And I've got my Pixie Dust!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land
Pirates and me ♪♪

We're almost to Icy Pike Pass!

I just hope me Arctic Pearl
is safe and sound!

Ah-ha, you hear that, Smee?

I just knew the popinjays
were on a treasure hunt!

And soon this Arctic Pearl
treasure will be mine!

Aw, coconuts! This place goes on
forever! How are we gonna find
Pearl?

Easy as ice pie!
Check this out, crew...
[whistles]

Pearl's favorite tune.

If she hears the whistle,
she'll know it's me

and then she'll answer back!
[whistle]

[yodeling]

[laughs]
That's Pearl! If we follow
the yodels, we can find her!

[whistles]

[yodeling]

That way!

[whistles]

[yodeling]

Pearl!

Percy! Cool-diggity!

I knew you'd come! And I see
you brought your pirate friends!

Are you all right, Miss Pearl?

Oh, I'm cool as an ice cucumber,
but careful up there.

I slipped right off
that very slope and got
stuck down on this ledge.

So, you set up camp
and waited for rescue.

[chuckle]
Oh, wow!

That's my Pearl, all right!

You hear that, lads?

Sounds like me pearl treasure
is just over that ledge.

Whoa!

- [Jake] Come on, crew!
- [Izzy] Let's go help Pearl!

[Sharky] Down she goes!

Crackers!
It's ol' Barnacle Boots!

- [rumbling]
- Great glaciers!

[all screaming]

This is an emergency!

Pixie Dust away!

[both]
Icy Nice-ies! We're flying!

Finally!

Blasted blizzard!

What about the Arctic Pearl?!

Yeah, what about 'er, eh?

- [wind blows]
- [all scream]

Percy?

Sloshy slopes, we've been
separated from the others!

And we're lost! [chatters]

Captain Hook does not get
lost...

...but he does get cold.
[chatters]

Nothing to fret, frigid friends,
I've got just the thing we
need to wait out this storm.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, d-d-dear!

Leave it to me boys.
They don't call me
Arctic Pearl for nothing.

Here we go,
shelter from the storm!

Um, guys... we just lost
Captain Hook, Bones and Percy!

Oh, my! They'll never make it
in that terrible storm!

Stay cool, mates! Your friends
are in good flippers,

my Percy will take
good care of 'em!

[Bones] Oooh! This little snow
house be nice and cozy!

Maybe too cozy.

But at least we'll be safe
until the storm clears, eh?

And when it does,

you're taking me directly
to this Arctic Pearl of yours!

You betcha!
We'll head straight to my Pearl
and the rest of the crew.

In the meantime...
Snow cone?

- Oh, yummy!
- B-B-Barnacles.

Well, I'll be a snackin'
mackerel! The storm is clearing.

We'll find Percy
and your pals in no time.

C-C-Coconuts! Bear!

[roaring]

I think we're in his cave!

And he don't look like
he be in a sharin' mood!

Don't you worry, mates!
I know how to handle the locals!

Well, aren't you just a big
bundle of fur, eh?

[panting]

Come on, then! No need
for cold feet now, let's go!

Oh, yeah!

[giggles]
Thanks for sharin'
your cave with us, Snowy.

All right! Looks like
we weathered the storm!

But I don't see the Cap'n, Bones
or your penguin friend anywhere.

Oh, we'll find 'em all right!

But if you wanna keep up,
you're gonna need some skis!

Hi-ya! Ha! h*! Ya!

Here ya go, boys!

Try to keep up with me!
[yodels]

[all whooping]

[yodel]

[Cubby] Awesome!

[yodeling]

Frozey toes'ies!
Didja' hear that?!

- [yodeling]
- Arctic Pearl!

The Arctic Pearl?
You mean me treasure?! Where?

[whistles]

[yodeling]

Whoa!

Gotcha!

Hello, stranger!

- I knew I'd find you.
- I was counting on it.

[laughs]
Ain't she a treasure?

Speaking of treasure...

Enough with all this
mushy bilge water!

Where is the Arctic Pearl?

Captain Hook,
this is Arctic Pearl!

Where? Behind this giddy
she-bird?

[giggle]
No, Captain Hook,
she is Arctic Pearl.

How'dya' do, mate?
Pearl's me name, and
arctic adventure is me game!

[gasps] The Arctic Pearl
is a blasted bird?!
[echoing]

[rumbling]

- Uh-oh.
- You know what this means...

[both] Snow's a'comin' down!

[Hook] Save me!

[all screaming]

Whoa!

All right!
That was one snow hoppin' slide!

Let's do it again!

B-B-Blast.

Yo-h* way to go!

For helping Percy
and rescuing Pearl,

we got ten gold doubloons!
Let's grab 'em and go!

Thanks for all your help.
I just don't know what I'd do

without me best
penguin pal, Arctic Pearl!

Right back atcha', mate!

- ♪ Is it cold outside? ♪
- ♪ Snow coming down? ♪

- ♪ Or summertime? ♪
- ♪ Blue skies around ♪

♪ Are you down on your luck
or is everything cool? ♪

♪ You can count on me
I'll be here for you ♪

♪ I'm your fair feather,
all-weather friend, indeed ♪

♪ And rain or shine I'll be
here when you need me ♪

♪ I'm your fair feather,
all-weather friend, indeed ♪

♪ And right here by your side
is where I'll be ♪♪

[giggles]

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find Percy's penguin pal, Pearl!

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey, well done crew
Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪

C'mon, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake]
One, two, three, four, five...

[Izzy] Six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
We got ten gold doubloons today!

And all I gotta say is... brrrr!

I've had enough
icy-coldness for one day!

So then you probably don't want
an ice cold fruit
and cr*cker smoothie?

Well... for that icy coldness,
I'll make an exception!

[all laughing]

Ah! Ya see! I knew those puny
pirates were trying to trick me

to keep me from finding their
real pearl treasure!

And what a pearl it is!

Uh, Cap'n...
That ain't no pearl.

Ha-ha! I've got it!

[roaring]

[screams]
Save me...!

♪ Did you find
a bottle washed ashore?

♪ Did you find
an old sea captain's chest? ♪

♪ Did you make that treasure
map yourself now matey? ♪

♪ Does it point in north,
south, east or west? ♪

♪ Follow the clues
and you'll know what to do ♪

♪ When them littles
be blocking your way ♪

♪ Why any old pirate's that
worth their bandana ♪

♪ Will do what
the treasure map say ♪

♪ Check out the map
of treasure map where the X,
it marks the spot ♪

♪ Look for the path
that will take you there
and follow that dot-dot-dot ♪

♪ Spin around like
a compass needle 'til you
both be ready, set ♪

♪ My mateys follow me we'll use
this map and then you'll see ♪

♪ It's pirate map cartography ♪

♪ We'll find
the treasure yet ♪♪