03x29 - Stowaway Ghosts!/Happy 1,000th Birthday!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Stowaway Ghosts.

[Hook] At last!

I finally found treasure!

Cap'n, I'm not sure
this is a treasure crate.

It's covered with warnings
that say: "Do not open."

Those warnings are
on the outside, Smee.

The treasure be on the inside.

Mmm... bilge water!

It's empty!

- [wind rushing]
- [ghostly laughter]

[second and third
ghosts laughing]

- Who's there?!
- Boo!

- [screams]
- [all stammer] Ghosts!

Right you are, you swabs.

I be Ghostly Bob.

This here's Pranky and Planky.

Well, I am Captain Hook.

And I command you
to leave me ship at once!

[all laughing]

That's a good one.

But now that you've let us out,
we claim this ship as our own,

to haunt as we please.

And what pleases us is tricks!

[all laughing]

What sort of tricks,
you scabby spooks?

[ghosts still laughing]

Whoa-oh!

Ah! Good one, Ghostly Bob.

Enough!

I grow tired of this.
I'm going to bed.

Kick those ghosts off me ship.

Stay up all night, if you must.

Aye-aye, sir.

Oh, my...

I've searched stem to stern

with no ghost finding luck.

And now me footsies be sore.

- [ghosts laughing]
- Huh? Sweet shipwrecks!

Now me shoes are haunted!

Get back here, shoes!

Ooh, Sharky found
a dancing ghost.

I'll sit down
and watch the show.

- [concertina plays]
- [ghosts continue laughing]

Get back here! That's the
Cap'n's eel cream pie!

What is all this blasted...?!

Cap'n, methinks we're
gonna need some help.

All hands on beach!

Sneaky snook alert!

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

To what do we owe
this surprise visit?

Me ship be haunted by a great
load of trickster ghosts.

They stole me shoes!

They made me sit on
my concertina.

I beg of you,
puny pirates!

Help get them off me ship!

Don't worry. We're always ready
to help a crew in need!

Mateys, come help us
rid the Jolly Roger
of the trickster ghosts.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- Got my map!

And I got my pixie dust.

Yo-h*, let's ghost!
[laughs]

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[ghosts laughing faintly]

Um, gee, Jake,

what do we do now?

Ahoy, trickster ghosts.

You spooky mateys
have had your fun.

We're here to ask you
to abandon ship.

- [ghosts laugh]
- Yo-h*, let go.

- That's mine!
- Huh?

Hey! Let her down!

[Planky] How about
we let you down?

Whoa!

- Whoa!
- [beeping thud]

[ghosts continue laughing]

[both] Cubby!

Hold on, Cubby.

You OK, Cubby?

I'm fine, mateys.

But this is gonna be a lot
trickier than we thought.

Hey, we need to fight ghosts
with ghosts!

Our pal, Treasure Tooth.

Maybe he can help us drive these
ghosts away.

Yay-hey! We can call him
with a ghost call shanty!

♪ Boo, boo Treasure Tooth! ♪

♪ Boo-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Stomping boots
and rattling chains ♪

♪ To call a helpful
haunted mate ♪

Boo-ooh-ooh!

♪ It's a ghostly sing-along ♪

♪ Our Treasure Tooth
shanty song ♪

♪ Boo, boo Treasure Tooth! ♪♪

Ooh! Well played!

Ahoy-vey! [laughs]

It's good to see you
mateys again.

[both laughing]

[all] Treasure Tooth
and Pegleg Peg!

Oh, such a crew
of cuties!

So, you need maybe some help?

Captain Hook's ship is haunted

by three trickster ghosts.

Let me guess:
Ghostly Bob, Pranky and Planky,

came out of a crate, yes?

Those are them.

Listen, if you want them
off that ship,

you have to get them
back in that crate.

It's the only way.

But how can we do that?

f we make haunting
he Jolly Roger a lot less fun,

they might slink back into
the crate on their own, right?

To pull this off,
I got to know

all the tricks they
are pulling on you guys.

Sharky and Bones
told us all about it.

Boy, am I tired of standing.

Maybe I'll sit on this barrel
and relax.

Like Bones did yesterday.

[sputtering] Eww!

I've been tricked!

Ha-ha, Pranky!
We got you good.

It's no fun
being tricked, is it?

Well haunt me hammock.

Aw, coconuts.
Are my feet tired.

- Huh?
- [Ghostly Bob laughing]

How about that?

They're dancing.
Wonder how fast they can go?

Dance, ghost, dance!

- One, two, three, four.
- [rapid drumming]

[all playing rapidly]

[shouting]

- [splashes into water]
- Got 'em!

[stammering] You tricked me!

That's it, Planky,
I've had it!

I'm getting back in that crate!

I'm with you. It's no fun
tricking tricksters.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Not so fast.

Listen, you can pull
all the tricks you want,

but nothing is getting us
back in that crate.

No, you listen,
you spooky kook!

Hold on, Skully.
Ghostly Bob's right.

[all] He's what?!

Nothing's gonna get rid
of these ghosts.

Not tricks, not... tickling?

No, sir. Ghosts ain't ticklish.

Right. And certainly not super
stinky smells from the galley?

[laughs] We love stinky smells!

Um... how about scary ghosts?

[both gasp] Not scary ghosts!

Puh-lease! Treasure Tooth and
Peg hardly count as scary.

Oy! I'll be a monkey's ghost.

Looks like it's up to you, kids.

Face it, puny pirate,

we're here to stay.

In that case, I guess
we'll just... shove off.

[all laughing]

Jake, we can't quit.

We promised Hook
we'd help him.

And we're gonna do
just that.

So let's get scary ghosts to
spook them back into the crate.

But we don't know
any scary ghosts.

Sure we do, Cubby.

Just follow my lead.

Ah, this is the afterlife,
eh, boys?

Relaxing on our very own ship.

- And how!
- You said it, Ghostly Bob.

[kids howling spookily]

[all] Did you hear that?

Leave the ship at once.

We haunted it first.

- Three...
- [stammering] G-g-g...

Ghosts?!

[all howling]

- Haunted horrors!
- Scary ghosts!

- We gotta hide!
- Outta my way!

- Me first!
- Noooo!

[both] Gotcha!

[Pranky] They tricked us!

[Ghostly Bob] Let us out!

We will... in Pirate Paradise,

where you can't
haunt anymore ships.

- Yay-hey!
- Yo-h*!

Yes!

For getting the trickster ghosts
back in the crate,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

Treasure Tooth, Pegleg Peg,

thanks for coming to help us.

Call us any time.
Well, we're off.

It would be nice to beat
the traffic one time.

[Tooth] Later, mateys.

[Peg] Goodbye, cuties!

- Goodbye!
- [Izzy] So long!

ptain Hook, the Jolly Roger is
l your again.

Oh, good! Now off me ship,
scallywags.

What the Cap'n meant
to say, you see, pups,

was thank you ever so much.

teys, thanks for helping us
d the Jolly Roger of trickster
osts.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*, today we got nine
gold doubloons!

[Skully attempting to howl]

Uh, mateys?

I think our beach
is haunted now.

[howling]

Oops! My bad.

I flew through
the nice, clean laundry.

[all laughing]

Aw, Skully.

[moans]

This ordeal has exhausted me.

- [horns honking]
- [shouts]

An inflatable novelty
foghorn cushion?!

[gasps] The trickster
ghosts are back!

Abandon ship!

- [water splashes]
- [Hook sputtering]

Oh, I guess the Cap'n didn't
like our little joke.

[both giggle]

[Jake] Happy 1000th Birthday.

[kids] Yo-h*!

Full speed ahead, Bucky!

Don't want to be late
to the party!

I can't believe our Pirate Mummy
matey's gonna be 1000 years old
today!

[laughs] I hope Captain Mummy
likes our birthday gifts.

Oh, he's gonna love 'em!

I wrapped them up real good!

Like a mummy's bandages.

Mateys, you're invited too!

Come help celebrate the Pirate
Mummy's 1000th birthday!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- Got my map!

Got my pixie dust.

Yo-h*, let's go to the Pirate
Mummy's birthday party!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Bucky's bell clangs]

Ahh, I tell you, Smee,

the Treasure Dredger is the best
treasure-hunting invention yet.

By dragging a rake behind
me sail wagon,

I'm sure to find
valuable buried valuables.

[Smee] Um, perhaps we
ought to turn back?

We passed Sand Shark Rock.

That marks sand shark territory.

Don't be such a worry wart,
Smee!

[clanking]

Oh, dear me.

The Treasure Dredger hit
something so big

it broke in two!

- [stammering] Cap'n!
- [gasps]

[both] Sand shark!

Sail, Mr. Smee!
Sail like the wind!

Ahoy, mateys! Welcome to me

Thanks for inviting us,
Captain Mummy!

Whoa! This party
looks awesome!

Pin the Tail on the Mummy Cat!

And a pirate pyramid cake!

Yummy!

Best of all,
I'll finally get

the surprise of
the Mummy's Tomb!

I love surprises!
What is it?!

Well, now, Cubby,
if I knew

it wouldn't be much
of a surprise. [laughs]

Oh. Yeah. [laughs]

But I can tell you this,

when the shadow on that sundial
reaches the birthday marker...

...a beam of light will light up
the ankh on my cake

and reveal me big
birthday surprise!

- Cool!
- I can't wait!

Oooh-h*-h*!

He's gaining on us!

Quick, Smee,
turn here now!

Ha-ha! Lost him.

He'll pick up our scent
again soon enough, sir.

We can't stay here!

Look! A tent of some kind.

We'll hide there.
Full speed ahead, Smee.

OK, mateys, birthday game time!

[all shouting]

[Hook] Ahoy there!

[all] Captain Hook?!

Well, well, looks as if we've
made it just in time for...

...the sand shark!

Impossible! We're miles away
from sand shark territory!

Oh my! The vicious beast must've
followed us all the way here!

Smee! Save me!

The party! We've gotta get
that sand shark away from here!

You're right, Izzy.
But how?

Help! 'Tis right on me tail!

- Help!
- I know what we need to do.

Captain Mummy, open my gift!

It might help
get rid of the shark!

A coconut carving!

Thanks, Cubby.

But how can it help?

Just watch!

By the eye of Horace,

that's a spitting image of Hook!

Now I just need some bandages.

Take all you need!

Whoa, oh, oh, whoa!

[whimpering]

[stammering] Help!

Yoo-hoo! Sand shark!

[roars]

[Cubby] Hook's going
that-a-way!

Yo-h*, way to go, Cubby!

Wha-oh! It's coming back!

Maybe my gift can help.

Ooh! It's a big,
pretty conch shell.

Thanks, Izzy.
But again, how...?

Play it like a horn.

A real loud, noisy horn.

Gotcha.

- [horn blowing]
- [screams]

[kids] Yo-h*, way to go,
Captain Mummy!

Blasted wildlife.

Mateys, the sundial!

It's time for the surprise
of the Mummy's Tomb!

[all] Happy Birthday,
Captain Mummy!

[gasps] Well, dust me
sarcophagus!

It's the Silver Sand Sweeper!

An ancient ship for sailing
the desert sands!

She's a real beauty,
Mr. Mummy.

[Hook] Treasure!

Ha-ha!

[Jake] Captain Hook, wait.

Ta-ta, popinjays!

Captain Mummy,
I'm sure you won't mind

if I borrow your
birthday surprise?

Hurry aboard, Smee!

But I... [shouts]
Aye-aye, Cap'n.

Get back here, Hook!
That ship doesn't belong to you!

Oh, bandages!

That ship is faster
than any in the desert.
We'll never catch up with it.

Oh, yes, we will.
Here, Captain Mummy.

Open my gift.

Ooh! An Awesome sand surfboard!

I've always wanted one.

But I haven't really
learned to surf yet.

No better time
to learn than now.

[Mummy] Mummybunga!

Yay-hey no way,
the sand shark's back.

And he's right on our tail.

We'll never catch
that Sand Sweeper.

It's just too fast.

I have a Pirate Mummy plan.

Get me closer!

Here goes nothing, y'all.

Yee-haw!

[kids] Whoo-hoo!

Yay-hey, yes way,

you did it!

[chomping]

Hey, my map shows
sand shark territory.

If we lead the shark
back to his home,

maybe he will stay there and we
can get away in one piece.

Captain Mummy,
get us to your ship.

Aye-aye, Jake!

[grunting]

Ha-ha!

Smee, this lightning fast ship
shall carry us to safety.

- [thudding]
- [Jake] Maybe later,
Captain Hook.

Popinjays?
What do you want?

We've got a beastie to lead back
to sand shark territory.

What? That's preposterous!

Not to us.
Head due east, Jake.

[Izzy] Sand shark's staying
right with us.

Look! It's Sand Shark Rock!

Are your bandages
wrapped too tightly?

We can't sail there!

This ship will be
chewed to splinters!

Flying horsemen!
We're surrounded!

This is a blasted emergency!

Then it's pixie dust away!

[Mummy] Yahoo! We're flying!

[sharks chomping]

Yo-h*! For saving the Pirate
Mummy's big birthday surprise,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

Thank you for saving us.

I really must apologize
for ruining your birthday party,
Mr. Mummy.

Are you kidding?
I loved every minute of it!

This party was
the most excitement
I've had in 1,000 years!

♪ What do you get a mummy
for his birthday, birthday? ♪

♪ What do you get a mummy
for his birthday, birthday? ♪

♪ What do you get for a matey ♪

♪ Who was born
1000 years ago? ♪

♪ Forget about the present ♪

♪ Just give him the wrapping ♪

♪ And he'll dress himself up
in a bow ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Mummy matey ♪

♪ It's not archeology ♪

♪ It's a pirate party! ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Mummy matey ♪

♪ We hope you have
1,000 more! Hooray! ♪♪

Happy birthday to me!

Mateys, thanks for helping us
celebrate the Pirate Mummy's

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*, today we got nine
gold doubloons!

[Izzy] And
a ton of leftover cake!

Wow! My slice of pyramid cake
has a secret chamber

filled with... [slurps]

...coconut frosting!

Yum-yum!

[all laughing]

Not a single trinket of treasure

did I find on my foray
into a desert.

Oh, cheer up, Cap'n.

We got to bring home
some delicious cake.

Ahh, I've had enough
of sharks and cake.

Here you go, Bones.

Thank you, Mr. Smee.

Num-num!

Let's see now, where's Sharky?

Sharky!

- Sharky!
- [gasps]

No! Not again!

Not a fan of coconut, I guess.

This be "Boot Buckle,"
and it be funky.

[laughs]

♪ I'm wearing my boots
two sizes too big ♪

Me pirate boots!

♪ And I'm swabbin' down
the deck with a pirate jig ♪

Like this!

♪ No need to tie my boots
'cause they got no lace ♪

♪ Just a bootstrap buckle
keeps my boots in place ♪

♪ Buckle up your bootstrap ♪

♪ You can swashbuckle shuffle
if your boots are your shoes ♪

♪ Boot! Boot, boot ♪

♪ It's the boot buckle, bucko ♪

♪ It's a buccaneer groove ♪

♪ Boot! Boot, boot ♪

♪ It's the boot buckle, bucko ♪

♪ It's a buccaneer groove ♪♪

- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Yar!