03x30 - Look Out...Never-Sharks!/The Monkey Pirate King

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] "Look out...
Never-Sharks!"

[all cheering[

Go for it, Cubby!

All right!

And that makes nine buckets in
a row for the young buccaneer!

Way to go, Cubby!

So this is what two-leggers
do for fun?

Toss coconuts through a bucket?

Ahoy, Finn! Check it out!

If Cubby makes just one more
bucket, he'll tie my record!

Aw, bilge rats!
I thought I had it!

It's OK, Cubby. Keep trying!
It just takes practice!

Well, I hate to miss all the
excitement, mates, but Finn and
I are goin' Wreck Racin' today!

Wreck Racin'? What's that?

You pullin' my tail?

It's racin' underwater
around sunken shipwrecks!

And we're bringin' along
one of my pals!

He's the greatest
Wreck Racer of 'em all!

[whistles]

[chuckling]

Mateys! Meet Smiley!

Coconuts!
You hang out with a Never-Shark?

I thought they were dangerous.

Not Smiley! He's a big jokester.

- [yelling]
- [Cubby] Coconuts!

See what I mean?

[giggles]
Thanks for the bath, Smiley.

Well, you guys have fun!
We'll see ya later!

Now, let's get back
to tossin' coconuts
while I'm still warmed up!

C'mon, Jake! Shake a tail!
We're headed all the way
to Busted Boat Bay!

Um, Finn,
there's just one problem.

I'm not a Mer-boy like you.
I can't breathe underwater.

No problem! Hold still.
This may tickle.

Wow, cool!

It's mer-magic!

Now you'll be able to breathe
underwater just fine.

So let's get goin'!
Waves away!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Check it out.

You're lookin' at
the best Wreck Racin' course

in all the Never Sea.

Cool.

[laughing and growling]

[growls]

What is it, Smiley?

Whoa! A pack of Never-Sharks!

Do you know 'em, Smiley?

You think they're friendly?

Don't know.

What's Smiley doin'?

He's challenging 'em to a race!

It's on!

Hey, Finn!
Are we gonna race, too?

You kiddin'? We couldn't keep
up! You and I will race later.

But first, we're gonna
watch Smiley swim circles
around those guys!

[Smee] Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Kindly cease your fretting, Mr.
Smee. I mustn't be distracted.

But it's madness to take the
Squidalus into Busted Boat Bay
It's littered with shipwrecks!

'Tis true. A nightmare
of navigation lies ahead!

But me map states that
hidden amid the debris
lies an oyster bed

loaded with
countless fabulous pearls!

Such treasure is worth any risk!

Men, full speed ahead!

On your mark,
get set... swim!

[laughing]

Look at 'em go!

Smiley will leave 'em
in his bubbles, you'll see.

Oh, no! Look what's comin'!

The Squidalus, Captain Hook's
submarine! What's he doing here?

Oh, my! One false turn
and we'll wind up another wreck.

Quiet! And keep your eyes
peeled for those pearls.

[all yelling]

Oh, my.

Where did those
torpedoes come from?

Thems wasn't torpedoes, Cap'n!

Thems was Never-Sharks.

I think it was an accident.

Accident indeed! That was
a deliberate attack!

[gasps] Those beasts must be
protecting the pearls
I'm looking for!

Great treasures
often have guardians!

Oh! They must be eliminated!
To your battle stations, men!

We are going on a hunt
for Never-Sharks!

[grunting]

Hook sure got himself into
a mess. Maybe we should help.

[grunting]

No, this wasn't
your fault, fella.

But I'm sure
Hook's gonna blame you.

He'll be madder than a barracuda
with a barnacle on his behind.

We've gotta get you out of here.

And you guys too!

You can't mess around with Hook,
his Squidalus is dangerous!

You'd better leave!

[Never-sharks chuckling]

What are they doin'?

I think they're tryin' to prove
they aren't afraid of Hook!

Oh, my. Oh, dear!

Men, release the mechanical
snap-grabbers.

Those sharks may be
messin' with Hook,

but we can't let him catch them!

It'll take more than us
to stop the Squidalus!

If only my mateys were here!

Why don't we send Smiley
to fetch your crew?

That way you and I can keep
an eye on Hook.

Good idea!

"Mateys! Come help!
Hook is here!"

Smiley! Will you take this
message to my mateys
on Pirate Island?

Good, fella!

[Hook] Oh, blast, you!
Why can't you stay still,
you slippery scoundrel?

Looks like those pesky
Never-Sharks have you
tied in knots, Cap'n!

I have only just begun to fight!

Captain Hook
is not fooling around!

Now let's get out of here before
he turns you all into fish-food!

Oh, my! Is that young Jake out
there with the Never-Sharks?

Men, prepare
to fire the torpedoes!

[both] Aye-aye, Cap'n.

Ha!

[buzzer sounds]

Finn! We gotta set 'em loose

before that wreck
comes crashing down!

But we got problems of our own!

[chuckles] Prepare to fire
torpedo number two!

Ahoy! Squidalus! Back down!

Looky! It's Submarine Bucky!

Last warning, Hook!

Is the whole watery world out
to keep me from me treasure!

Well, I won't give up
without a fight!

[horn sounds]

En garde, puny pirates!

[Skully] Right back at ya,
Feather Hat!

Make it quick, matey.

Here comes the wreck!

[Jake] That was close!

Let's go stop Hook!

[gasps]

[growling]

What's our next move, Cap'n?

Now it is time to run!
Backwards! Full-speed astern!

Get me out of here!

[both grunting]

[Hook] Faster, you louts!

Blast!

[Sharky] [sighs] Now, where'd
I put me swimsuit.

Yay-hey! Everybody's OK.

You guys would be fish bait
if it wasn't for
Jake and his mateys.

[growls]

Looks like you've made some
fish friends for life, Jake.

Yo-h*, way to go!

For saving the Never-Sharks,
we got eight Gold Doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go back to Pirate Island!

Finn, this was really fun.

Whenever you're around,
it's always an adventure.

Hope to see ya soon!

Whoa! [chuckles]
You too, Smiley!

Mateys, thanks for hanging out
with me, Finn and Smiley today.

Now let's put all our
Gold Doubloons into
our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight.

Yo-h*, today we got eight
gold doubloons!

And I got one more
bucket to sink!

Then I'll finally make
ten in a row.

[grunts]

Super score!

[engine stalls]

Come on, you slugs!
Put your backs into it!

Oh, free at last!

[groaning]

This is no time to rest!

The coast is clear and there's
nothing to stop me from finding
those pearls!

But what if those pesky
Never-sharks come back?

There's not a shark swimmin'
in the Never Sea that can keep
Captain Hook from treasure!

[growling]

[Hook] Except that one.

[screaming]

[chuckles]

[Jake] "The Monkey Pirate King!"

[Skully] All hands on deck!

Ol' Soggybottom is here!

Aw, coconuts! It's the Jolly
Roger! I bet Captain Hook is
after our treasure again.

And looking for a way
to sneak into our Hideout!

Mateys, prepare for battle!
We have to protect our Hideout!
Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Ready the Hideout defenses!

Yay-hey!

[Cubby] Water cannons!
Coconut catapults!

[Izzy] Rolling barrels!
Gooey guavas!

The Hideout
is locked and secure!

Everything we need to stop
Captain Hook is a go, Jake!

Good, now let's see what that
sneaky snake is up to.

Hey... I don't remember Captain
Hook being so...

- ...hairy!
- [monkeys screeching]

[Jake] That's not Hook,
those are Monkey Pirates!

And they've taken over
the Jolly Roger!

[banging sound]

Shiver me Hideout timbers!
Someone's breaking in!

Uh oh, Jake,
we've got company!

I think you monkey mateys
are on the wrong island.

Can we help you?

[monkeys screeching]

This way, mateys!

We'll hold here!
Once they run out of fruit,
we'll take back the Hideout!

ow faster, you scurvy swabs!
see the Jolly Roger up ahead!

I still can't believe those
monkeys took over our ship!

That's just bad manners!

[yells]
Land h*, sir!

- [groans]
- Ahoy, ye flea-bitten
banana-biters!

I demand you return the
Jolly Roger to me... at once!

- What in blazes?!
- Oh, dear!

- I be snared!
- Still trying to get
your ship back I see.

You should know
that King Zongo always gets
what King Zongo wants!

And now I want
this crazy island too!

I heard there's a hideout
here that's a safe place
for hiding treasure!

Crazy, huh?
[chuckles] Ook, ook.

Knuckles, Yoyo,
bring my treasure!

We have trouble to make!

Blast you, King Zongo!

[monkeys screeching]

If we can get
to the Hideout's controls,

we might be able to stop them!

Whoa! Who are you?

Zongo! King Zongo!
I'm a pirate, a king,

and a captain,
isn't that crazy?! Ha-ha!

This hideout belongs to us.
You and your crew have to leave!

Sorry, this Hideout is gonna
make one rockin' monkey palace!

Not if we stop you!

- Excuse me...
- [Skully yelps]

...I'm sorry,
what were you saying?

I couldn't hear you because...
you're leaving!

- Whoa!
- No fair!

[screaming echoes]

Yo-h*, no they didn't!
They threw us out of
our own Hideout?!

We're takin' it back! C'mon!

[Smee] Ahoy, Seapups!

- What good fortune you're here.
- Mr. Smee?! What happened?

Oh, those nasty pirate monkeys
tricked us and took our ship!

Let us help you down.

Belay that! Captain Hook
does not need rescuing!

Especially from any puny
pirates! Shove off!

OK, but if you
change your mind...

- We will not!
- We might!

[monkeys screeching]

[gasps] They're coming back?!
Now this really twists my tail.

They must be stopped!

Crazy!
These levers... do things!

[laughing]

This is coconuts!

I never thought monkeys
could be so much trouble!

Sunken boats! Look out!

- Hold on!
- [screaming]

Everybody grab hands!

Soggy shorts!
Those monkeys are using
our own Hideout against us!

Well, it's going to take more
than a little water to stop us!

- How about barrels?
- Whoa!

[all] Whoa!

Whoo! [laughing]

[expl*si*n]

Yuck!

- Gooey guavas! Run for cover!
- [yelling]

[grunts]

That's it! We gotta find
a new island to call home!

I'll start lookin'.

No way we're leaving
the Hideout. A Never Land
pirate never gives up!

[bell rings]

Bucky! That's it!

We can sneak back into the
Hideout through Bucky's Grotto!

It's time to kick King Zongo
back to the jungle! C'mon!

Stop moving about, ya fools!

That swinging won't do us
a bit of good!

- [all yelling]
- [crashing]

Step lively, men!

The Jolly Roger is mine again!

Prepare to set sail! Ha-ha!

OK, Bucky, here's the plan.

I want you to be ready,
because we'll be sending
down some monkey cargo soon!

[bell rings]

This way, crew! And be on the
lookout for pirate monkeys!

My lovely treasure!
[chuckles]

Oh, how I've worked
to collect you.

I must keep you safe.

Nobody gets
King Zongo's treasure!

Zongo may control the Hideout,
but we know where all
the secret hatches are.

We just have to
show them the way out.

I get the feeling
that King Zongo will go

wherever his treasure goes,
so... Pixie Dust away!

[laughing]

Hold it right there,
King Zongo!

Oh, so you snuck back in!

Crazy, [chuckles]
because I'm going to
roll you back out!

[monkeys screeching]

It's your turn to roll, Zongo!

[monkeys screeching]

Yo-h*... oh, coconuts!

Down the hatch, monkey boys!

- Way-hay!
- Yes!

- Watch out!
- I don't like to lose!

[both grunting]

- [King Zongo laughs]
- [gasps]

Hold still!

Here comes the... ooh!

My sword!
[growls]

[bell rings]

Yay-hey, yes way!
Bucky got 'em! Way to go!

King Zongo,
your reign here is over!

[groans] You think
I'm just going to leave?!

If you want your treasure.

[yells] Not my wonderful
crazy treasure!

I'll let you and your mates
go get it, if you promise
to leave and never come back.

[groans] OK! I promise!

I monkey promise!
Now let them go!

You heard him, Bucky!

[bell rings]

[monkeys screeching]

Well, I showed those
beastly monkey-apes what it
means to tangle with...

Cap'n, look! Flyin' treasure!

Well glory be...
Quick! Bring it to me!

Ooo, I cannot wait to see
what glorious treasure awaits!

Bananas?!

What goofball pirate
would have bananas as treasure?!

- [thud]
- [King Zongo clears throat]

I apologize in advance
for the emotional outburst

you're about to see.

Check it out. Everything is
ship-shape in the Hideout again!

All right!
For saving the Hideout,
we got ten Gold Doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go put 'em
in our Team Treasure Chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] ...five, six, seven...

[Jake] ...eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*! Today, we got
ten gold doubloons!

[rattling]

Ah, crackers! I was just trying
to protect my crackers

in case King Zongo
and his crew came back!

Skully, quit monkeying around!

[all laughing]

[monkeys laughing]

I cannot believe
those hairy sea-apes
took off with me ship again!

How could today
get any worse?

- Ah-ha!
- [yelling]

- Save me, Smee!
- I didn't expect
that to happen.

Crazy!

♪ Hoist your sails
and set to sea ♪

♪ Check the map
for Pirate Island ♪

♪ Keep a lookout now,
me buccaneers ♪

♪ And with your spy glass
you can find it ♪

♪ There be treasure there
on Never Land ♪

♪ But we need some help
to navigate ♪

♪ By thunder there
be plunder there ♪

♪ Gonna need a plan
for Pirate Jake ♪

♪ Heave-h*, here we go
Sail away ♪

♪ We're exploring every shore ♪

♪ And at the helm be
our mate Jake ♪

♪ Point the way
with your pirate sword ♪

♪ Lead the way now, Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now, Jake ♪

♪ Yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ Lead the way now, Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now, Jake ♪♪