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03x35 - Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates: The Great Never Sea Conquest! pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

03x35 - Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates: The Great Never Sea Conquest! pt. 2

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

-Mateys!
- Ahoy!

♪ Captain Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

[Jake] Come on, mateys!

Yo-h*, let's go!

Yar!

"The Great Never Sea Conquest."

Part Two.

[Sharky] Welcome back, mateys.

[Bones] Lord Fatham
is out to rule the Never Sea.

And the ships of
our heroes are in pieces!

[Sharky] Oh, what can our
mateys do to stop
that evil mer-wizard?

[Bones] Jake needs a new plan.

[Sharky] Yo-h*, let's go
see what he's gonna do!

[squawks]

Lox and crackers!
We got schmeared!

We need a ship
that's strong enough

to take anything
Lord Fathom throws at us.

Like the ancient
pirate battleship,
theMighty Colossus.

Don't be ridiculous.

It isn't like you can
snap your fingers
and "Ca-Poof!", she'll appear!

Maybe not.
But I'm a Never Land pirate.
I never give up.

And when someone threatens our
home, we stand strong as one!

[all gasping]

What's with your sword, mate?

I... I don't know!
I'm not doing it!

Whoa!

What is that?

It's... theMighty Colossus!

[chuckles] I've got to
hand it to you,mon ami.

Your sword,
it really packs a punch!

I guess it does!
[chuckles]

Come on, let's go check out
theMighty Colossus,
the coolest ship ever!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Avast! I've never seen
a vessel like this before!

Crazy coconuts!
My Never Sea Compass!

It's back!
This ship sure is magical!

The Mighty Colossus,
she has everything!

Not so! There is one thing
missing: treasure!

Oh, I've looked everywhere.
No gold, no jewels, no nothing!

Look again, Captain.
TheMighty Colossus
itself is the treasure.

And it's gonna help us
stop Lord Fathom!

Too bad Captain Colossus isn't
around to sail his own ship.

Well, what we need is another
captain to take his place.

And I humbly
accept the position!

No way, antsy-pants! I think
Jake deserves to be the captain.

Me? But I got
slammed by Lord Fathom!

Maybe. But Jake, you were the
one who brought us all together
at the first sign of trouble.

You kept us on course!

And you never gave up!

[all]
Yo-h*, way to go, Captain Jake!

Whoa!

[all gasping]

- Wow!
- Whoa! You've got a new hat!

And a new jacket!

And check it out, your Destiny
Sword turned into a new sword!

A mighty captain's sword!

- What do you think, Jake?
- You mean, Captain Jake!

Wow! This is totally cool!

Guess there's only
one thing to say now:

Fellow pirates,
captains and crews!

Let's go hunt down
the mer-wizard and stop him!

So look out, Lord Fathom,
because here comes

the Never Land League
of Pirate Captains!

- [all cheering]
- Captain Jake!

♪ No one takes over
Never Land ♪

♪ Not without a fight ♪

♪ And no one crew can do it all
We captains must unite ♪

♪ Different mateys all of us
But pirates all we be ♪

♪ We'll sail together
side by side

♪ And save the Never Sea ♪

♪ Come on, Captains
follow me ♪

♪ Yo-h* ♪

♪ Gangway the Never Land
League of Pirate Captains ♪

♪ On our way ♪

♪ Ready round me buccaneers ♪

♪ We'll be one crew today ♪

♪ Gangway the Never Land League
of Pirate Captains ♪

♪ On our way ♪

♪ Side by side
we'll win the fight ♪

♪ For we're all
one pirate crew today ♪♪

I hope we're not too late.
If Lord Fathom gets to

Dreadnaught Cove
and wakes the Strake...
[shudders]

Fathom off starboard bow!

- Full speed ahead!
- [both] Aye-aye, Captain Jake!

Cannons at the ready!

Just give us the go, lad.

We shall give that
he-fish the what-for!

Catapults h*!

You got it!

- Aye!
- Yay-hey!

Sneaks on deck!

Ready to go, Capitaine Jacques!

By the Veils of Vulgaris!
TheMighty Colossus?

It sank long ago!
How did they...

I know! After Captain Colossus
locked you up below deck,

the Strake pulled it down
to the bottom of the Never Sea!

Well, somehow it came back.

But now I'll make sure
it never returns!

Creatures of the Never Sea,
heed my call.

Obliterate that ship
once and for all!

How this warms my cold heart.

Mateys, cannons go!

I hear you, Captain Jake!

Cannon h*!

Mateys, man all battle stations.

[yelling and grunting]

- Catapults go!
- [all] Going!

[both] Cannonballs h*!

[yelps]

Sniveling squid!
Where's your backbone?

- I don't have one!
- This ends now!

Shipwrecks arise
from the water below.
Destroy all those in my way.

Hmm, there's something strange
going on with that emerald.

[Fathom] Go, go, go.

Boiling barnacles!

Charge! Destroy!
No mercy!

- [crashing]
- [yelling]

Take down that ship of fools!

[both] Whoa!

[yelling]

Coconuts! These wrecks
are wrecking us!

Captain Jake, what do we do?

That magic emerald is what's
making Lord Fathom so powerful.
We've got to swipe it!

Excellent! That will keep
theColossus busy.

Now to wake the Strake.

Uh, uh... Do we really have to?

I mean, can't we find a less
devastating and apocalyptic way
to take over the Never Sea?

- No!
- Point taken!

At last Dreadnaught Cove!

Behind this door lies
the thing that breathes evil,

that lives for doing evil!

Is this not the most
magnificent moment ever, Sinker?

Sinker? Sinker, where are you?

I'm over here, staying alive,
out of the Splash Zone of Doom!

Fool!
Prepare to greet the beast!

Rise, great behemoth.

[yelps]

Rise!

Yes.

[screeching]

What in blazes was that?

- I think it was...
- [all] The Strake!

[hissing]

Strake!
So good to see you
after all these years.

If only King Neptune had not

teamed up with Captain Colossus
and imprisoned us.

But since those two meddlers
are nowhere to be seen,

no one can stop us and I will
be free to rule as I please!

- [hissing]
- [screams]

I think he got up on
the wrong side of the seabed!

Well, then, I just have to
remind him who's in charge here.

There, there, it's OK.

I can see you're
a bit unsettled.

But soon you will
use all that pent-up negative
energy where it belongs.

Against my enemies!

Now go forth
and destroy the Colossus!

Colossal crackers!
Those enchanted
shipwrecks are back.

Colossal crackers!
Those enchanted
shipwrecks are back.

Get ready for another
colossal pounding, mates!

I've got an idea.

Captains and crew, hold on!

It's triple full speed ahead!

Get ready to... swerve.

Swerve.

Get ready and turn! Way-hey!

[cheering]

You did good, Captain Jake!

[chuckles]
Wrecking the shipwrecks,
a clever plan she was!

[thunder rumbles]

[gasps]
This be just like me nightmare!

- Whoa!
- No way!

- Coconuts!
- Shiver me crackers!

Destroy the League
of Pirate Captains!

You heard the King.
Destroy, destroy,
and then destroy them even more!

[giggles]
Was that too much?

Make way for
the Three Buccaneers.

We will mop
the deck with you.

And then sweep you
away for good!

[yelling and grunting]

[snarling]

Mes amis, this situation,
she does not look so good.

[all] Captain Jake!

Us captains
got to stick together!
[chuckles]

Strake, you might be giant
and have three heads,

but none of them are
fast enough to catch one of me!

Careful, lad! This creature
is not to be toyed with.

Neither am I!

[growling]

Coconuts!

[both] Yo-h*, way to go!

Nice work!
You beat the scales off that.

[all yelling]

Yes! Crush theColossus!
Sink it!

Turn it into driftwood!

Jake, we got to get out of here!

We're gonna be squished.
And I don't want to be squished!

Izz, engage our classic
emergency plan!

- Engaging! Pixie dust a...
- [crashing]

Busted buckets! My pixie dust.

[snarling]

Captain Jake,
what's our next plan?

I... I don't have another plan.

Butmon ami, you're the captain
of theMighty Colossus.

Just like your hero,
Captain Colossus!

Right.
And he would never give up.

Lord Fathom, no matter what
you and your monster try to do,

we will never let you
rule the Never Sea!

Insignificant flesh-thing!
You are a useless bug.

Strake, back away from the ship!

[growls]

I must show the "captain"

what I do with pests like him.

[zapping]

[grunts]

Can't... let... him... win.

No one can defeat me!

But I don't think
I can do it alone!

What strange magic is this?

- King Neptune?
- It is I, young mortal.

I am here to make sure
my kingdom is protected
from Lord Fathom and the Strake.

I'm totally honored to help,
your majesty.

What should we do next?

Not we. This is all up
to you, Captain Jake.

Even your Mighty
Captain's Sword knows this.

It does?

It has great magical
power. But know this:

To use the powers
of your Captain's Sword,

you must believe in yourself
more than ever before!

Neptune, you stopped me once,

but this fin-less boy
has absolutely no chance!

Once I take care of him,

I will happily take
the crown off your head!

As always, your evil
words hold no water with me.

You will never succeed
thanks to Captain Jake!

Jake, stop Lord Fathom
and the Strake.

Together they have the power
to destroy everything
on sea and land!

But they're both unstoppable!

And so are you. Believe it!

Believe it?
That's easy for him to say.
He's King Neptune!

But I know I can do this
for the Never Sea,
for Never Land,

for the whole wide Never World!
Mighty Captain's Sword,
let her rip!

[yells]

- [laughing]
- Good one!

- You iced him!
- Whoo-hoo!

You've done me proud!

How dare you, boy?

Right back at'cha!

[chuckles]
How's that for believing?

Whoa.

Hey, what's going on?

Wow, with you I can fly!

That sword is truly bewitched!

The kid's not bad either!

Get him!

Yeah!

Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]
Let's go!

Uh-oh.

[growling]

Ha! The mighty Captain's
Sword rules!

Only I, King Fathom, rule!

Hey! Whoa. It's now or never.

And a Never Land Pirate Captain
never says never!

[grunting] Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Careful.
[giggles]

I'll be taking this.

The emerald. No!

Yes!

This is impossible!
Sinker, do something!

And do not disappoint me.

Yes, master.

Pirate-boy!

Give me that emerald!

You want the emerald?
I got a better idea!

[Neptune] Well done, young hero.

You have stripped away
Lord Fathom's evil power.

- [growling]
- But what about the Strake?

He looks kind of ticked off
and totally out of control!

Listen carefully.
Raise the emerald high
and say these words:

"Hear me, Strake,
prepare to sleep!

Slumber forever
in the Lower Deep!"

Quickly, Captain Jake!
You have the emerald.

You alone have the power
to control the Strake!

- Go get him, Jake!
- Ha-ha!

Oh coconuts,
I can't watch.

[growling]

"Hear me, Strake,
prepare to sleep!

Slumber forever
in the Lower Deep!"

[door locks]

How did I do, King Neptune?

[chuckles] Not bad! Couldn't
have done any better myself!

Thanks for believing in me!

Thanks for
believing in yourself!

Excuse me, kind captain.
On behalf of the Never Sea,

I want to congratulate you
on your great victory over
that nasty mer-wizard.

Nasty thing, he was!

Ooh, what an amazing gem!

Might I get a closer look?

Sure! But then again...

No!

We're free! My crown is back!

Oh, thank Neptune!

Thank Jake! He must have
defeated Lord Fathom!

Whoo-hoo!

Jake is my hero, vo-dee-oh-do!

- [all cheering]
- [Cubby] Yay, Jake!

Creatures of the sea,
rise up and attack!

Destroy my enemies!
You see, Sinker?

I knew my most loyal subjects
would not abandon their king!

[growling]

Why aren't you attacking?
You must obey! I am your king!

[yelps]
Not anymore!

[all] Hail Captain Jake!
Hail Captain Jake!

Thanks, mateys.
But I couldn't have saved

the Never Sea without
the Never Land League
of Pirate Captains!

Why, we will
help you anytime, lad.

And theMighty Colossus
will sail once again!

♪ We won the fight
for Never Land ♪

♪ In a battle on
the Never Sea ♪

♪ And thanks to Captain Jake ♪

♪ Every one of us
is finally free ♪

♪ Now every Captain
takes a stand ♪

♪ To fight for
Never Sea and Land ♪

♪ The legend of Captain Jake ♪

♪ And there is one
you will agree ♪

♪ Who'll lead us
all to victory ♪

♪ The legend of Captain Jake ♪

♪ If the fate of
Never Land is ever at stake ♪

♪ We can count on
pirate hero Captain Jake ♪

♪ He'll win the fight
for Never Land ♪

♪ And every battle
on the Never Sea ♪

♪ And here's to Captain Jake ♪

♪ Because everyone
of us is finally free ♪

♪ Thanks to legendary
pirate hero ♪

♪ Captain Jake ♪♪

- Cheerio!
- Ta-ta.

Yay-hey.

- Fair waves to ye, ladies!
- Au revoir!

Ta-ta.

- So long, Queen Coralie.
- So long!

Thank you all
for saving my kingdom!
Especially you, Captain Jake!

You're welcome, Queen Coralie.
I got to say, mateys,
it really feels good

to help out our friends
whenever they're in trouble.

[bell dings]

And that means you too, Bucky!

[Izzy] And we're gonna make sure
that you're good as new again.

You'll be better than ever.

Then we might have to start
calling you Mighty Bucky.

[bell dings]

- [Jake] Aye-aye, Bucky!
- [Cubby] Yay-hey!

[snoring]

Lord Fathom, maybe it's not all
bad. At least you're still free.

You call this free?
Forced to hide like a guppy?

Well, trust me,
this will not be the last time
Captain Jake sees me.

[gasps] Oh! You saved
a tiny sliver of the emerald!

Yes! And with it,
my power will grow again.

Only next time I won't just
rule the Never Sea.

I will rule Never Land
and the Lands
Beyond the Never Sea!

Oh, so says the despotic,

dark-hearted future
King Lord Fathom!

[growling]

Time to flee!

[yelps]
Time to flee!

[growling]

♪ Did you find
a bottle washed ashore?

♪ Did you find
an old sea captain's chest? ♪

♪ Did you make that treasure
map yourself now matey? ♪

♪ Does it point in north,
south, east or west? ♪

♪ Follow the clues
and you'll know what to do ♪

♪ When them littles
be blocking your way ♪

♪ Why any old pirate's that
worth their bandana ♪

♪ Will do what
the treasure map say ♪

♪ Check out the map
of treasure map where the X,
it marks the spot ♪

♪ Look for the path
that will take you there
and follow that dot-dot-dot ♪

♪ Spin around like
a compass needle 'til you
both be ready, set ♪

♪ My mateys follow me we'll use
this map and then you'll see ♪

♪ It's pirate map cartography ♪

♪ We'll find
the treasure yet ♪♪