04x02 - Escape from Ghost Island/The Island of Doctor Undergear

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

♪ Yo-h*!
Yo-h*! ♪

♪ Let's go!
Let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

♪ Yo-h*!
Yo-h*! ♪

♪ Let's go!
Let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of Never Land
pirates through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ Come along, we need
some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Mateys!

ALL: Ahoy!

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true. ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together ♪

♪ Come on and join the crew ♪

♪ Join, mateys ♪

♪ Yo-h*, let's go! ♪

Har!

JAKE:
Escape from Ghost Island.

JAKE: Wow!

Look at them glow.

Coconuts.

Awesome.

Whoa!
Woo-hoo!

[ all giggling ]

Bye-bye.
So long.

Whoa,
look at all that mist.

An island?

Where'd that spooky
place come from?

Yo-h*,
what do you know?

That's Ghost Island.

Old pirate tales say
it holds the promise

of an awesome
ghostly treasure.

It once belonged to the evil
pirate Captain Wraith.

Let's check it out.

Captain Jake,

looks like Captain Hook
has the same idea.

Bucky, set sail
for Ghost Island!

But what about
Captain Wraith?

Relax, Cubby.

See that?

That looks like the legendary
tunnel to Never-Nether Land.

Bad guys like Wraith always
end up trapped in there.

Oh, well, that makes
everything better.

[ nervous chuckle ]
I think.

CAPTAIN HOOK:
Step lively, men!

Hidden treasure
won't find itself.

Captain, should we really be
searching G-G-Ghost Island?

At n-n-night?

M-M-Maybe we could
start tomorrow?

[ nervous chuckle ]
You know, during the day?

Nonsense!

This legendary island
only appears at night.

And I wants me ghostly
treasure tonight!

[ dinging ]
[ all gasp ]

A bell!
A ghostly bell.

Button
yer belly-achers.

That's no ghost.

It's the popinjays.

And if they're here,
they must know about...

Oof!

The treasure!

Me ghostly treasure!

I found it!

Well now,
that be easy.

Maybe too easy.

You don't suppose this
could be some kind of a trap?

A trap?

Blather and bilge water!

Smee, grab a handle
and help me

get this treasure
back to me ship.

[ sighs ]

Aye-aye, captain.

Oh my, that was odd.

Ah!
That be not right.

Captain! Mr. Smee!

You've both turned into...

BOTH: G-G-Ghosts!

What manner
of spooky sorcery is this?

Captain!

Oh goodness me!

We're...

BOTH: G-G-Ghosts!

Oh dear!

When we touched
that ghostly chest,

its magical magic
turned us into ghosts.

What are we going to do?

Well, we'll deal with our
ghastly ghostliness later.

Right now
I want that treasure.

JAKE: Mateys, look alive.

Huh?

JAKE: I think I see
something up ahead.

You see, boys?

The popinjays
are after the treasure, too.

We must get it on me ship
before they make off with it.

Unless...

maybe a couple of ghosties
can scare them away.

[ evilly ]
Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

I mean...
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Stay close, crew,

and keep an eye out
for ghostly treasure.

[ chuckles ]

Oooh!

Crackers, what was that?

Boo!
Coconuts...

Ghost!
Run!

Boo!
Boo!

Leave now

or I'll haunt you
for all yer live-long days.

Me too.

Let's get out of here.
Fast!

Whoa, drop anchor,
Cubby.

There's something familiar
about these spooky swabs.

Well, I'll be
a cracked cr*cker.

It's old Feather Hat
and Smee.

[ chuckle ]

They're just pretending
to be ghosts.

Pretending?

Wow!
That's some trick!

Look out!

Ain't no trickery here,
sea pup.

Aye,
they really be ghosties.

All because they touched
that treasure.

You know, I think this
tricky treasure is a trap

to turn pirates
into ghosts.

But who would
want to do that?

WRAITH: A ghostly captain
looking for a ghostly crew,

that's who.

[ evil laughter ]

Wraith be me name
and making a ghost crew

be the name of me game,

starting with you two.

Be a part of your crew?

Captain Hook
will do no such thing.

Oh, but you
took me treasure.

And when the sun rises,
Ghost Island will disappear

and all ye ghosts
on the island

will be the crew
on me ghost ship,

the Sea Ghoul.

Together we will
plunder the ships

of the Never Sea forever!

[ chuckles ]

[ all gasp ]

Why, oh why, oh why-hi-hi-hi?!

Because that's what
ghost pirates do.

[ evil laughter ]

But how come you're
not in Never-Nether Land?

I am much too clever

to get pulled
into that dreadful place.

[ laughs ]

This is no joke,
Captain Wraith.

Turn our mates
back to normal.

What say we flip
a doubloon on it, lad?

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Heads it is.

Oh, no!

ALL: Ghost!

Welcome aboard, lad.

Well, don't be sad,
mates.

There be more treasure
to go around.

[ guffaws ]

[ all screaming ]

So what do you say?

Grab some gold
and join me crew.

[ all screaming ]

Abandon jungle!

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

C-C-Coconuts!

There be no escapin'
and when I be through,

all of ye swabs
will be joinin' me crew.

[ evil laughter ]

[ all shrieking ]

Ha ha ha ha--
Huh?

Blitherin' banshees!

Where'd they go?

[ whimpering ]

That there ghoulie

aims to be turnin' us all
into ghosties!

Well I, for one,
refuse to serve

on some spooky
swashbuckler's ghost boat.

I've got me own ship,
thank you very much.

No one's joining
Wraith's crew.

Like he said, at sunrise,
the island's gonna disappear

and any ghosts
will be trapped.

But...

If we sail away

from the island
before it disappears...

Then we'd go back

to being our old
flesh-and-bone piratey selves.

WRAITH: Good plan.

[ all gasping ]

But I'll never
let ye be gettin' that far.

[ evil laughter ]

Wraith!

Ghosty!

Crews, get to the ships.

I'll take care of Wraith.

Okay, mates,
we're ghosts, right?

So let's use
our ghostly pirate skills

and fight phantom
with phantom.

Yo-h*, let's ghost!

No!

Come back
and take me treasure.

[ grunts ]

Heads up.

Goblins!

Go, mateys, go!

Woo-hoo!

No more Mr. Nice Ghost.

You cannot escape me!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, dear!

[ all screaming ]

Yo-h*, oh no!

The Sea Ghoul!

[ evil laughter ]

You cannot escape
the wrath of Wraith!

Huh?

No, not yet.

I need more pirates
for me ghost crew.

Look out! Oh, no!
Great galleons!

Now it's your turn, pirates!

Soon you'll all be me crew.

Go on now,
take me treasure.

Thanks.
Don't mind if we do.

Avast!

Unhand me gold!

First, unhand me friends.

Yar!

Whoa!
Watch it!

Let's go!
Running!

Anchors away!

You want your treasure?

Then go for it!

Me treasure!

Your time has run out,
Wraith.

No!

Aaaah! To the ships!

Izzy! Emergency!

Pixie dust. Hurray!

Yay-hey! Yes, way!

Ooh!

I'm me!

[ chuckles ]

Way to go,
Captain Jake.

The lad helped
save us, eh, captain?

Yes, yes, but once again

I've ended up
with no treasure.

Thanks to you, Smee!

[ chuckles ]

You're definitely back
to being you, captain.

Most definitely.

Yo-h*, way to ghost,
mateys!

For escaping Ghost Island,

we got 13 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

All right!
Yeah!

Finally,
back on Never Land,

an island I can trust.

Aye, and would ye
lookey here.

A treasure ripe
for the plunderin'!

Oy! That be easy.

That be a wee bit
too easy.

You don't
suppose...

[ giggling ]

[ all gasp ]
Captain Wraith?

Another tricky treasure?

Run for your lives!

[ giggling ]

JAKE:
The Island of Doctor Undergear.

[ loud belching ]

Aw coconuts!

Belch Mountain sure is
in a hot-headed mood.

Flounderin' fish fry!

If the lava reaches
Mermaid Lagoon,

it'll turn
into a boiling bath!

Marina and Stormy
will be steamed!

Don't worry, crew.

I called in
a special matey.

Captain G-G-G-Gizmo
is here to help.

Ahoy! Can you make sure
the lava stops here?

Aye-aye, Captain J-J-Jake!

Whoa!
Yay-hey! Thanks.

[ loud belch ]
Aw, coconuts.

Rock slide!

Captain Gizmo on here,
to-to-to-to help!

Duck!

ALL: Captain Gizmo!

I am here
to-to-to-to, help...

[ small expl*si*n ]
[ Gizmo's voice fades out ]

Yo-h*, oh no!

Captain Gizmo!

Maybe I can fix it.

Uh-oh. Looks like we need
another golden gear.

Maybe Gizmo can give us
a clue on where to find one.

Look!

I think that's an island...

shaped like a gear!

Maybe if we go
to that Gear Island,

we can find another
golden gear for Captain Gizmo!

Good idea!

Cubby,
where is this place?

Never Sea Compass,
lead us to Gear Island.

All right!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ Yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

♪ Lead the way ♪

Come on crew,
I'm calling you!

♪ We're with you all the away ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates, mates ♪

♪ And anchors away ♪

♪ We'll set sail ♪

♪ With Captain Jake today ♪

♪ Yo-h*, Captain Jake ♪

JAKE: Mateys, keep your
eyes open for a golden gear.

Aw, looks like a cute
little welcoming committee.

Howdy stranger!

Don't suppose you could
point a guy to a golden gear?

[ mechanical cawing ]
Whoa!

This cranky crow's
got a beak full of bolts!

These crabs
are mechanical machines too.

Rusty anchors!

The whole island
is mechanical!

Shiver me crab claws!

Whoa!
Oh boy!

Let us go!

Whoa!

Hey, get back here
with my mateys.

What's going on?

Where are we?

Oh, this?

Oh, just a little place
where I like to tinker.

Welcome! Welcome!

I am Doctor Undergear,

genius pirate inventor!

And even though
I just said "welcome,"

you are actually
unwelcome intruders

on my secret island lair!

Trespassers even.

Sorry, Doctor, we're just
trying to help our friend,

Captain Gizmo.

Nuts and bolts!

My lost minion!

I put all of his parts
in a crate

to finish
building him later.

Then there was a bad storm
and the crate washed away!

Where in the Never World
did you find it?

The crate washed up
on Pirate Island.

And we put Gizmo together!

But his gear broke.

Well,
no wonder it broke!

That is the wrong gear.

I must have put it
in the crate by mistake.

This is your Gizmo Man's
proper gear!

So that will fix
our matey?

Oh! Your matey?

You mean my minion.

A little of this...
a little of that!

And
sprikity-sprockety-done!

Awesome!
ALL: Yeah!

I am Gizmo!

Th--that doesn't
sound like Captain Gizmo.

What'd you do to him?

Well, what does it
look like?

I fixed him!

This is how your Gizmo Man
was meant to be!

Oh! He is the ultimate
mechanical henchman,

built to lead
all of my insidious inventions

and monstrous machines!

[ evil laughter ]

Yay-hey, no way!

Captain Gizmo's
not a henchman,

he's a good-hearted,
mechanical matey.

You've gotta
change him back!

Oh, no, no, no,

what I've gotta do

is return
to my evil inventioneering

which you might recall
was rudely interrupted

by your untimely arrival.

Gizmo!

Take these lingering
lug-nuts to the scrap heap!

Aye-aye!

Hey!
What! No!

Captain Gizmo,
don't you remember us?

We're your mateys!

Mateys forever!

Aren't you gonna help us?

I am here to-to-to-to help...

Doctor Undergear!

[ all screaming ]

Whoa.

Is everyone shipshape?

Everyone except
Captain Gizmo.

We'll never see
Captain Gizmo again!

Never say never to
a Never Land pirate captain,

or his crew!

Captain Jake's right.

Captain Gizmo
is still our matey!

And, this time,
he needs our help!

If we could just get that
bad gear out of Captain Gizmo,

he wouldn't be evil
anymore.

But how do we get past
those crabs and Gizmo?

We'll need to match
all that mechanical might!

Maybe we can.

Look at all this cool junk.

I bet
we can build something

to help us
boost our pirate skills.

Oh, it's so good
to have you back, minion.

With your help,
I will complete

my greatest
mechanical inventionation.

A secret weapon

that will make
Doctor Undergear

under-stoppable!

Ah!

Of all the nuts and bolts!

What is this?

Sorry for the mess,

but Captain Gizmo
is our matey...

and we never leave
a matey behind.

Ah...

[ giggles ]

Nice power suit,
pirate boy,

but I like my Gizmo Man
just the way he is,

following my orders!

Gizmo, get these monkey
wrenches off my island.

Aye-aye,
D-D-D-Doctor Undergear.

Calling all c-c-c-crabs!

Calling all c-c-c-crabs!

[ giggles ]

[ whistle blows ]

I'll take care of Gizmo
and the crabs,

you find us
a new golden gear!

BOTH:
Aye-aye, Captain Jake!

Now let's see what this
Pirate Power Suit can do!

What!

What? Whoa!

No!

Get your gears in order.

Bad crabs!

Bad crabs!

I am here to h-h-h-help
Doctor Undergear.

Oh, yeah?

I'm here to help you.

Hey! Oof! Uh-oh!

There's gotta be a golden gear
around here somewhere.

DOCTOR UNDERGEAR:
Aaah! Bad crabs.

Bad bad bad bad crabs!

You're not making this easy.

But my mighty
Captain's Sword will!

Sorry, Captain Gizmo,
but this is for your own good!

This is no way
for a genius inventor

to be treated
by his inventions!

Oh, ratchet.

BAD GIZMO:
D-D-D-Danger!

Ohh, nuts and bolts.

Whoa!

I am here to help
Doctor Undergear...

[ voice dies out ]

Out with the old gear,
and in with the good.

Izzy? Cubby?
Did you find the gold one?

Happy new gear!

Ohh. You little sprockets
have made wrenchable ruin

of my evil inventions.

You're the one
who ruined them.

We're just trying to help
our mechanical matey!

I sure hope this works...

I am here
to-to-to-to help...

me-me-me mateys!

What!

ALL: Hooray!
Captain Gizmo is back!

And so is
Doctor Undergear.

Behold my Mechanical Magnet.

It attracts metal...

such as your pathetic
Pirate Power Suit!

Whoa! Hey!

Uh-oh!

I think this might be a good
time to get outta here!

Pixie Dust Away!

G-G-G-Gizmo away too!

Oh, no, you don't!

My lab!

[ cheering ]

What?

N-N-N-No!

This is not over
for Undergear!

Yo-h*, mateys!

For saving Captain Gizmo,
we got 9 Gold Doubloons!

Let's put 'em in our
Team Treasure Chest!

[ whistling ]

[ cheering ]

Yay-hey, yes way!

Captain Gizmo's
here to stay!

M-M-M-M-Mateys forever!

G-G-G-G-Group hug.

Or maybe a group
high-five instead?