04x03 - Rise of the Pirate Pharaoh/The Golden Hook

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Come with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy, ahoy!

Cubby, ahoy!

Skully, ahoy!

Matey, ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

[laughing]

And now, mateys,
if you look just
off the port bow,

you'll see
the Great Buried Pyramid.

And looking across
Pharaoh Valley,

you'll see the great
statue of Anubis.

[Skully] Crackers!
It's a man
with a dog's head.

Or a dog with
a man's body.

Either way,
it's a great statue.

Pirate mummy, thanks
for giving us a tour

of Pharaoh's Valley.

Glad to do it, Jake.

We've seen many
ancient wonders today,

but I'm afraid
that about wraps up our tour.

[laughs]

Whoa! What's going on?

Shiver me timbers.
Another buried tomb.

Well, tuck in
me loose ends.

Never seen
that one before.

Awesome. A new
Pharaoh's Valley discovery.

We gotta go
explore it.

Whoa! Look at
all this ancient stuff.

A sphinx statue,
a royal chariot.

- And two mummies.
- Two mummies?

I think this one's
a cat mummy.

Whoo! Now I've
seen everything.

A cat mummy?

That sounds
kind of familiar.

What are these?

That's a crook,
and a flail.

When tapped together,
they make great magic.

Like this.

The lid...
it's moving!

Oh, bandages.
We woke up the mummies.

We better hide.

Yes! Oh, yes!

Horus has truly
smiled upon me.

I am alive!

Somehow, my crook and flail
have awakened us.

Arise, Otaa.

[yawns]

Wow, that was
a long catnap.

Hey, boss, I've been
cooped up for 1,000 years.

How about
a saucer of milk,

maybe some desert
kibble or something?

Not now, for I am
eager to return

to my lush, green valley

to smell the flowers,

to pick sweet dates,

to sip from the rushing
Never Nile.

- Flowers?
- Dates?

Never Nile?

In order to survey
my valley paradise,

I shall use
my crook and flail

to bring my sphinx
to life

to pull our
royal chariot.

What's this?
My crook and flail?

Where are they?
Is it here?

Over there? Gone!

Oh.

Found 'em.

What have we here?

Ha ha. Hi, Mr. Mummy.

Run!!

Sphinx, arise.
After them!

Intruders!

You can run,
but you cannot hide

from the pirate pharaoh.

Pirate pharaoh?!

Oh, I knew that cat
mummy was familiar.

Legends say
the pirate pharaoh

ruthlessly ruled
this valley

with cruelty
and magic.

And he really
didn't like intruders.

[shocked gasp]

Otaa, look upon
my once-lush valley.

While we slept,

my sworn enemy,
Queen Patracleo

turned my beloved paradise
into a barren wasteland.

No vile enemy destroys
the pirate pharaoh's kingdom

and gets away with it.

What you gonna do about it?

I shall use my power

to bring the great Anubis
to life!

I shall order him
to smash open the cliff

to release
the great torrent.

Release
the great torrent?

That sounds scary.

Sphinx, away.

Well, if he thinks
nothing can stop him,

he hasn't met
Captain Jake and
his Never Land pirates.

Yo h*,
after that pharaoh.

[all] Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

♪ Yo h*, let's go,
yo h*, let's go ♪

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Pirate pharaoh, stop.

- What the... whoa!
- Who is that kid?

Do not get thy hackles
up, Otaa.

He and his cohorts
are a mere annoyance.

I shall stop them
in their tracks.

Ancient scarabs
of the desert,

attack!

[Jake] Uh-oh.
Incoming insects.

[yells]

Oh, boy.

Boss, they ditched
your scarabs.

Stop, pharaoh!

Sandstorm, arise!

- [all coughing]
- Bucky, can you
get us out of this?

[all[ Yo h*,
way to go, Bucky!

Look alive.
Pirate pharaoh, dead ahead.

And he's reached
the giant statue of...

[Pirate pharaoh]
Anubis!

The time is now,
Anubis.

My crook and flail
shall bring you to life.

And you, in turn,
shall release

the great torrent!

[roars]

Stop, pirate pharaoh.

You can't bring
that terrible giant
to life.

You dare tell the great
pirate pharaoh

what he can
or cannot do?

[roaring]

I can't watch.

Bucky, let's get
airborne.

Dive, Bucky, dive.

My Anubis.

By the currents of
the Never Nile,

why do you
annoy me so?

I must save
my kingdom from ruin,

you vile villains.

Villains?
We're the good guys.

You're the bad guy.

Me? That's preposterous.

Would a bad guy try
to return a great valley

to its lush,
green beauty?

Oh, yeah? And how were
you gonna do that?

By releasing more terrors
from that mountain?

No.

By releasing
the Never Nile,

which my enemy,
Queen Patracleo,

blocked up behind
that stone cliff.

Yeah. Hello!

He was just
trying to unblock it.

Uh-oh.

Mateys, the pirate pharaoh
just wants to help

bring water to
the desert.

Pirate pharaoh,
I, Captain Jake,

would like to
apologize to you.

What manner of trickery
is this?

No trick.
I made a big mistake

thinking you were gonna
do something really bad.

I'm sorry.

[sighs] That's all
fine and good, pirate,

but a million apologies
won't bring back

the Never Nile.

Maybe not,
but I have a plan.

Izzy, this sounds like
one big emergency.

I'm on it,
Captain Jake.

Pixie dust away!

Hey, I'm flying.

I'm super mummy!

Izzy, a pinch more
pixie dust on that, stat.

Crew, lend me a hand.

A little to the left.

A bit higher.

Perfect!

Okay, mateys, give it
everything you've got.

Heave h*!

Observe, Otaa.

The Never Nile
flows again.

My lush kingdom
shall be restored.

Well, pirate pharaoh,
our work here is done.

But mine is just
beginning.

I have much
rebuilding to do.

Otaa, we must away.

[all coughing]

Some mummy he is,
riding off in a huff

without so much
as a "thank you, mateys."

And not a moment
too soon.

[sneezes]
I'm allergic to cat mummies.

Ah-choo!

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping
the pirate pharaoh

restore the waters
of the Never Nile,

we got ten
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[whistles]

[all cheering]

Well, mateys, that was
quite an adventure.

Great gales,
another sandstorm.

Crackers. No, mateys,
just little old me

using one of Bucky's
fans to cool off.

Ah, refreshing.

Put your backs
into it, you ninnies.

Dig!

Every moment's delay
seems an eternity.

Of all the treasures
I've ever coveted,

this one is destined
to be me own.

The legendary
golden hook.

Its magic touch
can turn anything into gold.

Glorious glitter
and glimmer

and gleaming golden gold!

[thunk]

What was that?

It be a buried
treasure, captain.

Mighty puny,
if you ask me.

No one's asking.

Bring it to me.

Yes!

- The golden hook...
- Careful, Captain.

If you touch it,
you'll be turned to gold.

That's not how
it works, Smee.

According to the legend,
the magic won't begin

until it is worn by
its new owner.

Me.

Oh, that's nice.

Behold, boys.

You are about to witness
the beginning of

a new golden age.

The legend never said
anything about that.

It works!

- [all exclaiming]
- Ooh, so pretty.

Bring me more things
to turn into gold.

Quickly.

♪ In glittering gold ♪

♪ Everything is glorious ♪

♪ Glitter and gold
is everything I touch ♪

♪ My power, behold,
makes any old thing glorious ♪

♪ There's gold
everywhere I go ♪

♪ It will glimmer,
shimmer, shine for me ♪

♪ A touch of me hook,
it's fit for royalty ♪

♪ Cast away, washed ashore,
a barrel, a bucket ♪

♪ A stinky old boot ♪

♪ It's gold galore ♪
[laughs]

♪ It's glittering gold,
I'm the king of everything ♪

♪ Glittering gold
is everything I see ♪

♪ What's that ♪

♪ It's gold, bring
everything to me ♪

♪ To fill my golden treasury ♪

♪ It's gold! ♪

Oh h* h*, just look
at what I can do.

Dreams really do
come true.

Fetch me that rock.

I shall turn it into
the Never World's

biggest gold nugget.

[straining]

Careful, you
clumsy oafs.

That rock is
about to become
extremely valuable.

What have I done?

You've turned Sharky
and Bones into
golden statues.

I guess I have.

Well, I don't know
much about art,

but I know
what I like.

Gold!

[gasps]
That look in your eyes.

You've... you've
got gold fever.

Gold fever.
Don't be absurd, Smee.

I am still the same
dashing captain

you've always admired.

No, no, keep
that hook away.

[yells]

[relieved sigh]

[yells]

Whatever got
into him?

Oh, well, no matter.

Come, me precious.

So little time,
so many things

to turn into gold.

Oh, my poor,
dear captain

has taken leave
of his senses.

He's turned Sharky
and Bones into
golden statues.

That's gold fever,
all right.

Don't worry, Mr. Smee.
We'll help you.

Aye. We will.

If there's a cure
for gold fever,

we'll find it.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake!

Yo h*, let's go,
yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Gentlemen, is this not
all too wonderful for words?

Are you not proud
to be a part of it?

Oh, but this is
just the beginning.

I'm going to touch
every last inch of Never Land

and make it me own
golden paradise.

[laughing]

Enough is enough,
Captain Hook.

Time to put away
the golden hook.

So drop it
in this net.

But I've only
just begun.

One can never have
too much gold, you know.

You can't leave Sharky
and Bones like that.

But they're more
valuable to me now than ever.

Oh, well, perhaps
I could spare them.

But I'm not so sure
how to change them back.

I know. The only way
is to destroy the golden hook.

That will break
the spell,

and then, everything
you've turned into gold

will change back.

All me gold?!
Never!

If that be the case,

then everything stays
just as it is.

I do so adore
every shining ounce.

[kisses]

Oh, dear.

Hook's got
gold fever bad.

We gotta help him
snap out of it.

Mateys, try to throw
this net around Hook

while I distract him.

So, Captain Hook,

you're gonna turn
all of Never Land into gold?

Why, yes, I am.

I've given it
quite a bit of thought.

I shall start with
Belch Mountain and...

Now, mateys!

Oh, no, you don't.

Back off, or feel
the power of me golden hook.

Whoa! Watch where
you point that thing.

What in blazes?

Why didn't your sword
turn into gold?

My mighty captain's sword
has powerful magic of its own.

So it's time for you
to surrender.

I've no time for
childish heroics.

Now off to
Belch Mountain.

My golden future
awaits.

Captain,
come back.

We wanna help you.

I don't want
your help.

Whoo! Ha ha, hee hee,
fa la.

- [roars]
- Help!

Save me!

It has just occurred to me

that I no longer
need to be afraid of you.

You see what I did?

I can do the same to you.

Gotcha, ya scaly-hided
scoundrel.

[Skully] Old Feather Hat
went this way.

Blast! Those pesky
popinjays are still after me.

But not for long.

Weigh hey, no way.
Poor Tick Tock.

Looks like Hook
got the drop on him.

Mateys, keep your eyes open
for the golden snook.

Oh, my!

Don't fret,
big fella.

You won't stay
this way long.

Captain Jake is gonna
put things right.

Wrong.

You'll all be
joining him.

Oh...

That's crackers.

Cubby, take cover.

I'll take care of Hook.

Back off, buccaneer.

Now what is that
annoying game
you puny pirates play?

Oh, yes.

Tag, you're it.

- Coconuts...
- Cubby!

Do give it up, popinjay.

You can't fight
the golden rule.

He who maketh the gold
rules.

I guess that's one rule
meant to be broken.

Take that,
and that.

Keep still.

This is your chance
to finally be worth something.

Sorry, Hook. Guess I'm
way too fast for you.

You got a little
right here.

What? No!

Serves you right, Hook.

But I can't
leave you like this.

I've gotta destroy
that golden hook.

And I know just the thing
to get the job done.

[belching]

You won't be needing
this anymore.

Batter up.

Going, going...

Gone!

Whoa oh oh.

We're back.

Whoa.

Me golden hook.
Where is it?

Gone. Melted inside
Belch Mountain.

And everything
you turned to gold

is back to normal.

[crying]

Me beautiful, beautiful,
glorious gold.

All that is left
of me gold are memories.

That's not true.

You still have
your old pal.

Tick Tock Crock.

Aha!

Oh, no!

Save me, save me!

Save me!

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping Captain Hook
get rid of his gold fever,

we got nine
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[whistles]

[all cheering]

We've had enough
gold today.

It's time to think about
the things in life

that have real value.

Like crackers!

Mmm!