04x06 - Phantoms of Never-Nether Land/Magical Mayhem!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Help. Help!

[ evil laughter ]

[ laughter continues ]

Help! Oh, Toothy,
where are you?

Oh, boy.

I'm here, my little
peg-legged poltergeist.

What's doin'?

Those pesky pranksters
pranked me good.

They locked the gates
and skedaddled with
my spirit key.

But that means
you're trapped inside,

and I'm trapped outside.

Bingo! They flew off
for Never Land.

Oh, sweetie, you gotta
stop them and get my key back.

Will do,
my pirate pumpkin.

But it's one of me
against three of them.

I better get Jake
and his crew to help.

How's it lookin' now,
Lookout Skully?

All clear, Captain Jake.

Nothing up ahead
but blue sky, calm seas,

and... Treasure Tooth!

Ahoy, mini mateys.

Sorry to spook ya,

but remember those three
annoying prankster ghosts?

Oh, sure. Pranky,
Planky, and Ghosty Bob.

They stole
the spirit key,

locking me out of
Pirate Paradise

and my beloved in.

I've gotta get the key back
from that tricky trio.

I'm hot on their trail,
but I need your help, big time.

You can count on us.

Bucky, full speed ahead
Let's go!

[ laughing ]

Hey, boss, check it out.

Jake and them mateys of his
be followin' us.

Maybe they're after
the spirit key.

Well, then, methinks it's
about time

we pulled us
another prank.

Hidey-h*, boys!

Yo h*, there they go.

Let's go
get 'em, mateys.

Anybody see any sign
of those prankster ghosts?

Sh. Look over there.

Could the three ghosts
be inside that cave?

Let's go find out.

Shiver me timbers.
Look!

They're behind
that waterfall.

Stay back, mateys.
I'll take a look.

Very clever, pranksters.

[ exclaiming ]

It's just an old lantern
projecting pictures on
the falling water.

They pranked us again.

[ pranksters laughing ]

It's them! Come on, let's grab
those troublemaking pranksters.

Um, Treasure Tooth.

Heh-heh. Ooops.

Almost forgot;
you kids aren't ghosties. Duh!

We can't float
through rocks,

but I can use
my mighty captain's sword.

Quick, mateys.

Can't hold open for long.

[ grunts ]

Yo h*, way to go, Jake.

We're free.

But we've lost
those tricky ghosts.

Did we? Crackers.

Take a gander up
Terror Peak Trail.

[ laughter ]

You know what's on top?
The ghost portal.

Whoa! That's the entrance
to Never Nether Land,

the place where all bad ghosts
are locked away.

The spirit key opens
two gates.

A nice one up in
Pirate Paradise,

and a not-so-nice one
up there.

[ thunder crashing ]

We've gotta stop
those pranksters

from opening up the gate
to Never Nether Land.

Yo h*, let's go!

What a great prank,
Ghostly Bob,

lockin' 'em
in that cave
forever.

Nowhere near as great
as the pranks we're gonna learn

once we find the hole
for this key.

Ghostly Bob!

Float aside, and let me
open that portal.

Stop right there,
prankster ghosts.

ALL: Captain Jake!

Sorry, Ghostly Bob.
I'm not about to let you

use that spirit key.

Oh, yeah?

Just try and get it
away from us.

Boys, who's up for a game
of Ghost Pirate Keep-Away?

- Close.
- Give me that key!

Come on.

- Gimme that key!
- Give me the key.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Here you go, lad.
Psych!

Drop it.

Belay, everybody.
Just stop!

Ghostly Bob,
this is not a game.

You can't open
Never Nether Land.

That creepy place
is filled with evil ghosts,

and they could escape.

We don't wanna do
nothing bad.

But there's somebody locked
in Never Nether Land

who needs our help.

[ chuckles ]
Who might that be?

Well, I'll show ya who.

Us three got
a spirit message

in a bottle.

That's Wraith,
the evil ghost.

Greetings, Pranky,
Planky, and Ghostly Bob.

We've never met, but I, too,
am a fun-loving prankster.

[ chuckles ]

Please. I'm frightened
and alone.

Can't you help me get out?

Bring the spirit key
to Terror Peak,

and open Never Nether Land.

Once I'm free,
I'll share

all my best prank ideas
with ya.

Please hurry.

Come and save me.

See? He seems like
a nice guy,

and he needs our help.

Wraith is not
a nice guy.

We know him,
and he's really evil.

If Wraith gets loose,

he could let out
those other meshugana ghosts.

We're sorry
we got fooled.

Right, Pranky and Planky?

Right, Chiefy.
Uh... where's Pranky?

And where's the key?

I done it!

While youse guys
were yakkin',

I opened the gate
to Never Nether Land.

BOTH: You did what?!

- Uh-oh.
- Oy vey ahoy.

Yeah, now our new matey
Wraith can come out

and do pranks with us.

Uh-oh.

Pranky, Wraith tricked you
into stealing the spirit key.

So you're saying
us pranksters...

was pranked?

By me!

[ evil laughter ]

[ yelling ]

Hey, Wraith.

The last time
we met, Jake,

you banished me to
Never Nether Land.

Well, today, I pay you back.

Arise, ghost army.

Together we shall
destroy Captain Jake

and terrorize Never Land.

[ ghosts shrieking ]

Oh, boy, this one got away from
us a bit, didn't it?

Izzy, emergency.

Pixe dust away!

Izzy, I need you
to get ready to shut
that portal for good.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

Stop, Wraith.

You can't stop
me, boy pirate.

Once I catch ya,
I'll see that you never leave

Never Nether Land.

Oh, yeah? I'd like
to see you try.

Ha!
That all you got, Wraith?

- [ gasps ]
- Oy vey.

WRAITH: You've lost.

You've entered
my realm now.

My army and I are on
the creepy cusp of victory.

Nice try, Wraith.

Except you've been pranked.

- Huh?
- [ Jake laughs ]

Now, Izzy.

Gotcha!

Yo h*, let me go!

- Uh-oh.
- Yikes!

Jake, reach.
You can make it.

[ straining ]

Joke's on you,
Wraith.

You're stuck for good
this time.

No! Not again!

Here ya go,
Treasure Tooth.

Thanks, Izzy.

Thanks to all of you
for your help.

I gotta get back to
Pirate Paradise

and open the gates
for Peg.

Thanks for helping us, too.

That Wraith is one
tricky ghost.

Now come on,
you three.

Let's go set
Peg free.

- So long.
- See ya.

- Bye.
- Later.

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping Treasure Tooth
return the spirit key

to Pirate Paradise,
we got 13 gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

Ahoy, my fair
pirate lass.

Ahoy, Toothy.

I'm back with the key
to the gates.

And look who's come
along to apologize.

It was a mistake.
Honest.

We was pranked.

It wasn't our fault.

Ooh, I'm a bad boy.

Oh, Toothy.

Peg. Aw, you make me blush.

JAKE: Yo h*, it's Beardini's
floating stage,

the Show Stopper.

Hey, this flyer says
the Remarkable Beardini show

is supposed to start
any minute.

- Hi, sea pups.
- Ahoy, mateys.

Do you like magic, too?

[ laughs ]
You know me.

I can't get enough
prestidigitation, conjuring
or magical-like magic!

[ laughs ]
Although it took
a bit of work

to get the captain
to go.

Let's get this ridiculous
kiddie show over with.

I have important
treasure hunting to do

in Sunken Treasure Bay.

[ fanfare ]

Lads and lasses,
captain and crew,

it's show time for...

ALL: The Remarkable
Beardini!

♪ The Remarkable Beardini ♪

♪ A pirate conjurer I be ♪

♪ The greatest, in fact,
Remarkable Beardini ♪

♪ Presenting magic mystery ♪

♪ I amuse with illusion
and pirate wizardry ♪

♪ Prestigious purveyor
of prestidigiation ♪

♪ An amazing magician am I ♪

♪ I bewilder, befuddle,
without hesitation ♪

♪ Beardini and his show
have arrived ♪

[ laughs ]

♪ A pirate conjurer I be ♪

♪ I amuse with illusion ♪

♪ And piratical wizardry ♪

Thank you!

For my next trick,
I present...

the pirate power rings!

[ spectators exclaiming ]

These magical rings
wrangle the very power

of nature.

ALL: Ooh!

For centuries,

pirates have sought
these rings

for they have the power
to control

rock, sea, and sky.

What's this?

Control rock, sea, and sky?

Observe.

Rock-um, block-um.

Crest-um best-um!

Gale-um flail-um!

Worthless costume jewelry.

Those rings are fake,
faker, and fakest.

Nonsense.

If you'd quit your Hookish
heckling and observe,

you would see that
these rings have powerful...

Now they are mine!

With them, I shall retrieve
all the treasure

in Sunken Treasure Bay.

Ha ha!

And ta-ta.

Yea hey, no way.

At ease.

My wand shall stop
that brigand.

Let's give these a try.

Gale-um, flail-um.

Magical blast!

I can't let Hook
get away with me rings.

They can cause
terrible things to happen.

We'll help you get
your rings back.

Yo h*, after
the Jolly Roger we go!

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Sally on, Mr. Smee.

Sail to Sunken
Treasure Bay.

Ahoy, Cap'n.

The popinjays be
gainin' on us fast-like.

Ah, but I've got
just the thing

to cause a little
magical mayhem.

My new rock ring.

Rock-um, block-um!

SKULLY:
Crackers! Coral reef!

Corals to coconuts.

Crackers and coconuts.

Full speed ahead, Bucky.

At last, Smee,
I've acquired

the perfect
treasure-finding tools.

What vast riches might
these rings raise

from Sunken Treasure Bay?

Gold? Diamonds?
Golden diamonds?!

JAKE:
Give up, Captain Hook.

It gives me a chance
to try out me sea ring.

Rest-um, best-um.

Watch out, mateys.
Hang on tight.

IZZY: Tremble me timbers.

It's heading us straight
for Skull Rock.

Bucky, you're cleared
for takeoff.

Gale-um, flail-um.

That'll keep them busy.

Steady as she goes, Smee.

We've reached
Sunken Treasure Bay.

I shall use
this rock ring

to lift the sea floor
above the waves

to reveal scads of
sunken booty.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Rock-um, block-um.

SMEE: Oh, my, it worked,
Cap'n.

Ha! Rings of power,

bring up another
treasure-laden wreck.

And another,
and another!

Bucky can't take much more
of this wind.

Bucky, get ready to
roll up your sails,

and pull in
your wings now!

No wings and no sail?

But that means we're gonna

fa-a-a-a-all!

Bucky, open wings
and sails now!

Now let's get
those rings back.

Rock-um, block-um,
non-stop-um.

Well, Cap'n, sir,
that oughta do it for treasure.

Nonsense, Smee.
I want it all.

Every single
shipwreck.

I know what
I would do.

Try using
all three rings
together.

Better yet, I shall use
all three rings together.

Gale-rock-crest-um,
flail-block-best-um.

SMEE:
Cap'n, what's happening?

SHARKY: Ooh, looky there.
A big old mountain

be raising up
out of the bay.

JAKE: Look alive, mateys.

Hook's bringing up
the floor of the Never Sea.

That's the exact
location of...

Mount Boom.

Mount Boom,
the underwater
super volcano?

But that's been
cool and calm since...

forever!

Alas. Could this be
the end of Never Land?

Not if we stop it
from blowing sky high.

If only I could get
my hands on those rings. Iz?

Pixie dust away!

I want it all.

Sorry, Hook.
You've had enough.

Your magical mayhem
woke up a super volcano.

Gah! By Neptune's toga,

return that stolen
ring at once.

Two down, one to go.
En garde!

Hook, I need that last ring
to stop Mount Boom

from going, well, boom.

Blast me buckles.

I gotcha!

Whoa!

Crackers!
It's a lava geyser.

We're doomed,

by Mount Doom!

Splash-um, bash-um.

Muster-um, bluster-um.

IZZY: Hey, the cooled lava
plugged the volcano,

and we saved
the Jolly Roger.

Yea hey, way to go,
Captain Jake!

Thanks, mateys, but I still
have to send Mount Boom

back underwater.

Jake, you'll need
a skosh more magic

to accomplish that.

Add a, um...
oh, into-the-drink-um!

Got it.

Link-um, sink-um,
into-the-drink-um.

Oh, the sea pup
did it, sir.

- He saved us.
- [ Hook groans ]

Mr. Beardini,
your remarkable rings.

Thank you.

It's clear to me that these
rings are far too powerful.

I shall hide them away.

And never perform
this trick again.

Now that deserves
a round of applause.

Yo h*, mateys.

For returning
the Remarkable Beardini's

magical rings, we got

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Whoo hoo!
- Yeah!

Oh, once again, Smee,

I lost me chance
at treasure.

Oi, Cap'n,
don't feel bad.

I learned
a new magic trick

to cheer you up.

You ever seen a bunny
wear a top hat?

Abra-piratical-zam!

Ooh, that's
a big bunny.
[ shrieks ]

[ screams ]
Save me, Smee!