04x12 - Pirate Fools Day!/The Forbidden City

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Get back here, shadow.

Oh! Got me good with the old
step in a bucket

Pirate Fool's Day prank.

Where'd you go?

Whoa!

Nice play, shadow.

Now get me out of this!

Get back here!
Shadow!

Shadow!!

[ shadow laughing ]

♪ You never know where
the trick be waitin' ♪

♪ On Pirate Fool's Day ♪

♪ Now who put codfish
in your socks? ♪

♪ Look out, here comes
Ticky Tock ♪

♪ Why, you look beat,
get off your feet ♪

♪ Come on, Cap'n,
have a seat ♪

♪ What's that on
the old horizon? ♪

♪ Just raise
your spyglass high ♪

♪ Whoops, I guess
you missed it ♪

♪ Hey there,
what's that on your eye? ♪

♪ Everywhere you go,
you never know ♪

♪ What kind of trick,
what kind of trick ♪

♪ A pirate might play ♪

♪ On Pirate Fool's Day ♪

Enough!

How can I captain me ship
whilst being pranked

by me own crew?

No sense getting
too upset, cap'n.

You can't make us walk
the plank or anything.

It be Pirate
Fool's Day.

I shall do just that.

Walk the plank,
all three of you!

Oh, dear me, cap'n sir,

they were just
silly pranks.

- We didn't mean--
- Silence!

On to the plank
with ye louts,

or taste
me steely blade...

uh, noise cushion.

[ all exclaiming ]

It was nice
knowing you, boys.

BOTH: And ye, Mr. Smee.

[ raucous laughter ]

How was that
for a pirate prank?

[ nervous giggle ]

Very good, sir.

I really thought
we were goners.

Best prank ever, cap'n.

Of course it was.

Only the greatest pirate
on the Never Sea

could pull off
such a Pirate Fool's Day prank.

[ laughter ]

Pan's shadow?!

[ laughing ]

Oh! What in thunder?

[ laughing ]

Blasted shadow!

Get back here.

Well, bust my beak.

An unclaimed cr*cker.

Time for a snack.

Ruffle me feathers!

That cr*cker is glued down.

[ laughing ]
Got you good, Skully.

Happy Pirate Fool's Day.

Whoa, a gold doubloon.

Huh?

[ giggling ]
Happy Pirate Fool's Day.

[ giggling ]

Hey, Jake, you
should've seen it.

Izzy got me good.

[ sighs ]
I need to sit down and recover

with a nice,
ice cold cup of...

The old "confetti
in a cup" gag.

[ bell rings ]

Hey, that's Bucky's
set sail bell.

But we're not
setting sail.

Maybe someone's
hijacking Bucky.

Huh?

IZZY: Look. It's
Peter's shadow.

CUBBY: He loves to sneak away
on Pirate Fool's Day

and go prank crazy.

[ laughing ]

Get down here.
This isn't pranking.

It's plundering.

[ laughing ]

You can't outrun us
forever, shadow.

We'll get you.

Ah, there's
Pan's shadow.

[ evil laugh ]

Run, little shadow.
Flee. Take flight.

Shade will soon catch you
and fade into the night.

Crackers, captain!
We got creepy company.

Weird. I see
the shadow of a ship,

but no ship.

Bad news. That ship
belongs to Shade

the shadow pirate.

He snatches shadows
in his magic bag.

At sunset,
when darkness falls,

Shade and any shadow
he captures

will disappear into
his shadow world forever!

Maybe he's after
Peter's shadow.

We've gotta
stop Shade.

Bucky, full speed ahead
to Never Land!

[ ringing ]

[ shadow laughing ]

Follow me, crew.

Peter's shadow
flew this way.

Probably looking for
someone else to prank.

[ Shade chuckling ]

Run, little shadow.
Flee. Take flight.

Shade will soon catch you
and fade into the night.

Yo h*, let's go
as fast as we can go,

and save
Peter's shadow.

[ giggling ]

It's time to catch
the prankster

with a little shadow play
of my own.

[ giggling ]

Gotcha! Now, into my magic
bag of shadows.

[ evil laughter ]

Oh, coconuts.

Shade's a shadow
shape shifter.

He got Peter's shadow!

If only Peter were here
to help us.

Well, Peter's not here,
so it's up to us

to end this now.

Shade, empty that bag
and drop that shadow.

Come and take it.

[ evil laughter ]

Oh!

Shifty shadow.
There's no way to stop this guy.

No, there isn't.

Jake, we're running
out of time.

It's almost sundown.

Wait a minute.
That's it.

If we delay sundown,
then we can stop Shade

from disappearing into
his shadow world.

We need Brightly
to help buy us some time.

Skully, fly to
Golden Twilight Cave

and bring back as many
fireflies as you can

to Shipwreck Beach.
Then find Peter.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

Izzy, we've gotta
slow down Shade.

And since this is
an emergency...

Got it, Jake.

Pixie dust away!

Surprise, Shade.

We've been
shadowing you.
Ha ha!

[ exclaims angrily ]

Give me that bag.

Ha!

[ evil laughter ]

Shiver me sunsets.

That green flash,
the last flare of daylight.

We're too late.

No, we're not. Look.

Brightly!

No!!

Hang steady,
firefly mateys.

Without darkness,
Shade can't disappear

into his shadow world.
Grab that bag.

Huh?

- [ rooster-like crowing ]
- ALL: Peter!

So Shade snatched
my shadow, eh?

That shady creep will never
stop trying to steal it.

Peter, we can't hold off
the night forever.

I'll take care of this

with my trusty
shadow tagger.

But first, I need
another distraction.

Jake, now it's time
to pull a prank on Shade.

You got it.

Oh, no!
Now my shadow got away.

Get back here, you.

Run, little shadow.
Flee. Take flight.

Shade will soon catch you
and fade into the night.

[ laughs ]
Glad to see me?

[ Peter laughs ]

You'll not escape me!

Time to roll up the Shade.

[ whistles ]

Brightly, let's
light up the darkness

from the inside out.

Oh, no!

I can't...

[ screams ]

Peter, it worked.

Of course it did.

No shadow can survive
light from inside.

And look. Even Shade's
ship is fading away.

ALL: Thanks, Brightly.

JAKE: Thanks to all of you.

I gotta hand it
to you, Jake.

Making the sun shine
at night might be

the best Pirate
Fool's Day prank ever!

Yeah! Well, I've learned
from the best pranksters.

You and your shadow.

Mateys, for helping
save Peter's shadow

from Shade, we got

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

All right, everybody.

Heave h*!

[ all grumbling ]

Oh! I've had it with
Pirate Fool's Day

and all of its trappings.

[ laughing ]

Pan? What in Never Land?

I thought I'd play one more
Pirate Fool's Day prank

before the day ended.
Look behind you.

What? That thing?

Joke's on you, Pan.

I've already fallen for
this blasted croc cut-out

once today.

I shall toss it
overboard myself.

[ straining ]
It's far heavier

than a cut-out.

Save me, Smee!

ALL: Happy Pirate
Fool's Day, Peter.

[ laughing ]

Yikes!

Whoa! I don't think I'll
ever get used to that.

Captain Chen, I'm glad
we're helping you find a way

to break the dragon spell
you're under.

So, Captain,
what did you find out?

The Forbidden City lies
just beyond the Never reef

not far from here.

Somewhere within the city,
among its many treasures,

is a vial of
magical dragon dust

which will free me from
the dragon curse
once and for all.

Too bad your
dragon-tooth necklace

can't break the spell
over you.

The necklace allows me
to appear as my true self.

I'm in a constant battle to keep
the beast within me hidden.

- I'm all for that.
- Look alive, crew.

Forbidden City
dead ahead.

SKULLY: Gloomy crackers.
Nobody's home.

This was once
a magnificent kingdom.

But the sorcerer
who cursed me was evil,

and he cursed his treasure
and the city as well.

Oh, coconuts.

You don't think he's
still here, do you?

No, Cubby.

The sorcerer vanished
long ago.

But we must
be careful.

The city is filled
with mystery.

Okay, crew, everybody
keep a look-out.

Oh, my. That city
looks like a mighty scary place

for the sea pups
to be visiting.

Scary? Bah!

Inside are treasures
untold,

but also tricky traps.

I'll let those puny pirates
lead the way

then I shall grab
all the treasure

me ship can hold.

Ooh, goody!

A new pirating plan
for a change.

Hold on. Isn't this
the same old thing

we do all the time?

But maybe this time,
we'll actually get
some treasure.

Oh, goody!
A new pirating plan!

IZZY: Shiver me timbers.

The entrance
is guarded.

Cracked crackers.

They're just statues
made out of pottery.

I don't think they
wanna let us in.

We better go.

Not so fast,
young one.

Before we may enter,
we must first

prove ourselves
honorable captains

by battling the warriors
in a fair fight.

A fight
of honor.

Uh, good luck, Jake.
Have fun.

Fiery fireworks.

Them warriors look
angry and fierce.

That is why I am letting
Captain Jake deal with them.

Then we shall sneak
our way inside.

Ooh, good thing I wore
me sneaky pants today.

You heard the captain.

Ha! Missed me.

Checkmate.

They fight well.

- That's it, Jake.
- You got it, Captain Chen.

They are strong,
yet fragile,

and too big for us
to defeat this way.

We must be more clever.

Maybe we should let 'em
fight each other.

Excellent.
Back to back.

You got it, mate.

Whoo hoo!

Well done.

Now that we have
fought with honor,

we may enter the city.
Follow me.

Look at me.

I'm one of them warriors.
Boogedy-boogedy.

Quiet!

We must get through
those doors

without those watchful
warriors noticing.

[ sneezes loudly ]

Whew!

Gesundheit.

According to the scroll,

the dragon dust is at
the Well of Fire.

Ooh!

Spy your eyes on
all those golden goodies--

No! Do not touch!
It is a trap.

ALL: Wow!

Anyone who touches
the sorcerer's treasure

will suffer
the same fate as I...

forever changed
into a dragon.

Come on, mateys.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

[ all yelling ]

Why are we stopping,
cap'n?

Treasure! As far as
me eye can see!

Pardon, cap'n.

I don't think you should
be touching that treasure.

This picture
looks like a warning.

Oh, pish-posh poppycock!

I care not for any
fancy-phooey art

when there are gold
and jewels to be had.

Uh-oh.

Cap'n, them statue fellas
are back.

I don't think they
much like us sneakin' in.

Now, boys, I know
it looks like

Cap'n be lootin'
your treasure and all,

but he's not.

- He's really--
- Turning into a dragon!

Oh, dear.

Fire-burpin' beastie!

I should've worn
me skedaddle knickers!

Shiver me burning
timbers.

The Well of Fire!

And the vial
of dragon dust.

How I have
longed for this.

Let's go get it.

My pixie dust!
It's going away!

Cheesy crackers.
Another trap.

Very tricky,
this one.

To get the vial,
I must run faster

than the tiles break.

Hey, leave it to me.

[ coughs ]
I guess I'll leave it to you.

[ grunts ]

ALL: Captain Chen!

JAKE: I got it!

I... am... slipping.

Hold on, captain!

Gotcha!

- Way to go!
- Awesome coconuts!

Thank you,
Captain Jake.

At last,
I will be free of the--

ALL: Dragon!

Careful, sea pups.

The cap'n's been turned
into a horrible...

[ roaring ]

ALL: ... dragon!

Yo h*, oh no!

Hook must've
touched the treasure.

Of course
he touched the treasure.

He always
touches the treasure.

Now that Hook
is a dragon,

he threatens to lay
a path of destruction
from land to sea.

We must do what we can
to save his crew.

I've got an idea.
Let's go fishing
for a dragon.

Only a dragon is
fast enough to catch a dragon.

I will take you,
but the rest is up to you.

Yo h*, let's go!

Hang on, guys.

Captain Jake.
Thank goodness.

Oh, thank you,
sea pups.

But what are we
gonna do now?

We can't have a captain
who's a dragon.

[ snarling ]

There is a way to save him
from the dragon curse.

Is there enough dragon dust
for both of you?

No. The vial contains
only enough for one.

Forget Hook.
You should use it.

[ sighs ]
No, feathered friend.

It is more dangerous
to leave Hook a dragon.

I have lived with
the curse.

I can control it.
He cannot.

Besides, I would not wish
the dragon upon anyone.

Oh, me achin' head.

Cap'n, you're back to
your old self.

Enough with
the hugging.

Thank you, sea pups.

You, too,
Captain Chen.

Now that you're
okay, sir.

we can get back to
your treasure plunderin' plan.

Ah, sink the plan.

Now back to the ship,
and touch nothing.

[ all yelling ]

Mateys, I thank you
for your help.

We're sorry you weren't
able to break your dragon curse.

Do not worry.

One day, I shall
be free of the dragon.

Until then, I shall
continue searching.

Farewell,
young pirates.

Captain Chen
is one awesome hero.

Bubbling barnacles.

All of that treasure...

and I got none of it.

Oh, don't be sad, cap'n.

The boys and I
didn't want you

to leave empty-handed,

so we got you
a souvenir.

Well! A warrior's armor.

For me?

But won't that tiled terror
be wanting it back?