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04x19 - Tiger Sharky Strikes Again!/Captain Jake's Pirate Power Crew!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

04x19 - Tiger Sharky Strikes Again!/Captain Jake's Pirate Power Crew!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Yeah!

Yo h*, look out below!

Awesome.

Who wants
to go next?

Heads up, mateys.
Bad news.

Word from the jungle

is that there's
a big old warrior

riding around on an elephant
stomping around Never Land,

and he's trying to find
the Dark Shark clan.

The Dark Sharks
are top secret.

We're the only ones
who know that Sharky
is the last one.

So who is this
big old warrior?

Shiver me timbers!

[ trumpeting ]

Ahoy there, matey.
Welcome to--

Silence!

I am the pirate w*r lord
Chaos Khan.

I search for the last member
of the Dark Shark clan.

If it is one of you,
speak now,

or suffer my wrath.

Coconuts. You think
it's one of us?

Thunderfoot,
inspect them.

- Hey!
- What's he doing?

Thunderfoot can recognize
a Dark Shark by scent.

Ew!

And his trunk knows
one is near.

Hey!

- [ trumpeting ]
- Bah!

None of you
are who I seek.

I must find the last
of the Dark Sharks,

for they will know
the location

of the Sword of Chaos.

All you want is a sword?

I know where
you can get a dozen.

I seek
no ordinary sword.

The Sword of Chaos

is the most powerful
weapon of my ancestors.

I will not rest until
I get what I want.

- Ha!
- [ trumpeting ]

Yikes!

Come on, crew.
We gotta warn Sharky.

And I sure hope
we find him first.

Ah, my achin' back.

This here ground
is nothin' but rocks.

Except for them boulders
mixed in.

Oh, cap'n, I'm afraid we'll
never dig up any treasure here.

Tut-tut, Mr. Smee.

Me keen instincts tell me
this is the perfect spot.

So dig on.
And while you're at it,

would you kindly cease
perspiring?

Your bouquet of combined
aroma is quite unbearable.

Oh, that's better.

Essence of cinnamon
and oil of codfish.

Refreshing yet manly.

- [ trumpeting ]
- [ Hook screaming ]

SMEE: Oh, my.

- Jibberin' jellyfish!
- Oh, an elly-phant.

Silence.

Tell me where I can find
the Dark Shark clan,

or face my wrath.

Uh...

Dark Sharks?
Nonsense.

There are
no such things.

Now be gone, and bother
me crew no longer.

Thunderfoot,
inspect them.

[ trumpeting ]

This is an outrage.

[ sneezes ]

Crikey.

Methinks poor Sharky
got blown away.

You and your beast
are a menace.

I order you to leave
this island at once.

No one orders Chaos Khan.

But you shall serve me
as my prisoner.

Since every Dark Shark
has sworn to protect Never Land

and all who live there,

the one I seek
will try to rescue you.

And I shall finally force him
to face me!

Smee, Bones,
save me!

Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Just as soon as
somebody saves us.

Gallopin' galleons.

This be a job for
Rip-Roaring Tiger Sharky.

But first, I gotta get
me Dark Shark disguise.

Looks like Sharky
and his mates might've
gone this way.

Whoa!

I knew
we'd find you.

My map never fails.

Sharky, we gotta
warn you.

There's this
big old warrior--

I know, I know.

I got away from Chaos Khan
before he figured out

I'm a Dark Shark,
but me mates are prisoners.

It's me Dark Shark duty to
become Rip Roaring Tiger Sharky

and save me crew.

Sounds good.

Maybe we can help you kick
old Chaos in the Khan.

I wish you could.

But according to
the ancient code of warriors,

only official members of
the Dark Sharks can defeat him.

Say!

That gives me
an idea.

Do ye promise to protect
Never Land

and all who live here
forever?

ALL: We promise.

Then welcome to
the Dark Shark clan.

Hee-yarr!

♪ Ooh, Tiger Sharky
settin' up school ♪

♪ Time to blow the whistle,
new sharks in the pool ♪

♪ Kung-fu pirate,
where you gonna go ♪

♪ When you're facin' Jake
and his yo h* crossbow ♪

♪ Are you dizzy when
Izzy's on hand ♪

♪ The dazzle and flash
of her fightin' fans ♪

♪ Had enough,
wanna test your luck? ♪

♪ Then step up to Cubby
and his coconut nunchucks ♪

♪ In an ancient
fighting style ♪

♪ Sworn to protect
all Never Land ♪

♪ They have returned
to save us all ♪

♪ The heroes of
the Dark Shark clan ♪

HOOK: Oh, this is
entirely unacceptable.

How much longer
must I suffer?

You will remain till
the last of the Dark Sharks

comes to free you.

Which would be
right about...

now!

[ growling ]

If you be lookin' for
the Dark Sharks,

you got 'em.

So there are more of you
than I thought.

No matter.

All I need is one of you
to tell me where

the Sword of Chaos lies.

We're not tellin' you
nothin'.

So pack up your pachyderm

and peddle back
where you came from.

Let the age-old battle
continue.

Fans of Fury!

Uh-oh!

Yo h* crossbow!

Who are these
masked fighters?

Coconuts away!

Ha!

Khan be more powerful
than I expected.

Maybe it's time for
a strategic retreat.

They are not so clever.

Thunderfoot, follow
their scent.

Mates, welcome to
the Dark Shark clan hideout.

This be the sign
of the Dark Shark.

It's like a key
you can never lose.

And there it be.

Hee-yah!

- Wow!
- Coconuts!

- Shiver me relics!
- Cluttered crackers!

This here is what
Chaos Khan's been looking for.

The legendary
Sword of Chaos.

Long ago,

the Dark Sharks took it
away from Khan's ancestors

when they tried
to conquer Never Land.

Since then, it's been
kept hidden

'cause of its
awesome powers.

What does it do?

When the sword
strikes the ground,

it causes earthquakes.

And it's the perfect
tool to use against
Chaos Khan.

[ Khan yelling ]

Thunderation!

Ha! The Sword of Chaos
is mine!

And now, you will
feel its power.

SHARKY: Shake, rattle,
and let's roll!

[ all yelling ]

That was just
the beginning.

Now all of Never Land
will tremble before me.

- Thunderfoot!

doesn't know
how to handle
his own sword.

Then this is our chance
to handle him, Dark Sharks.

Let's stop him!

Yo h* crossbow!

Fighting Fans of Fury!

Coconuts away!

Shark-jitsu for you!

Time for...
pixie dust away!

Got him.
But I couldn't
catch the sword.

It feel too deep.

I better give you
a lift while I'm at it.

What manner of magic
do Dark Sharks possess

that allows you to fly?

We gots what it takes
to beat you

fair and square,
Chaos Khan.

And if you're
a warrior of honor,

you'll admit it.

It is true.

Honor bounds me to...

give up the fight.

And according to the code
of ancient warriors...

I must leave
and never return again.

Thunderfoot,
time for us to go.

[ trumpeting ]

Thank ye, fellow
Dark Sharks.

We did me ancestors
proud.

And so, I hereby
dismiss the clan...

until next time
Never Land needs us.

[ all yelling ]

Can you move
no faster?

Relax, Captain Hook.

We'll have you down
safe and sound in a jiffy.

What took you so long
to come free me?

Well, Cap'n,
we had to wait

until Chaos Khan
skedaddled,

and then
everything
was safe again.

Oh, I bet those mysterious
courageous Dark Sharks

chased that big bully away.

I wonder
who they be.

Hm, the more I think of it,

those masked brigands
did remind me of someone.

Especially
their leader.

[ all groaning ]

What was I saying now?

You were just thanking
the Dark Sharks

for chasing
Chaos Khan away.

Was I now?

Yep, and I'm sure
they would say

you're mighty welcome.

[ muttering ]
Yo h*, let's go.

Crackers.

Huh? Whoa!
What's that?

JAKE: Whoa!

It's a gift
from Peter.

"Yo h*, mateys.

Here's a bunch of
pirate power bandanas.

Each one will give
whoever wears it

a special pirate power."

BOTH: Whoa!

"But take care.

The pirate powers only last
for one day.

Have fun.

Your matey, Peter Pan."

- Awesome.
- Coconuts!

Yo h*, let's go
to Never Land

and try 'em out.

Okay, g*ng,
let's go.

Oh! Sneaky Snook alert.

Ahoy, little mateys.

We be on a quest
for zebra bananas.

The yummiest nanas
on Never Land.

They only grow near
the mud of Mire Pits.

They're for the cap'n's
most favorite dessert.

Zebra banana cream
codfish pie.

And you puny pip squeakers
cannot have any!

Now march,
you scalawags!

Amazing. I never knew
that Captain Hook

liked bananas
so much.

Who cares about
bananas?

Let's try out
these bandanas!

Whoo hoo, I can fly!

Without pixie dust!

My turn.

Whoa! I'm fast!

Me next.

Missing coconuts!

Where'd she go?

[ laughs ]

Hey, who's tickling me?

[ Izzy giggles ]
Me! I'm invisible.

No one can see me.

Cool crackers!

Now let's see what
my bandana can do.

Look at me.

I'm flyin'. I'm...

Hold on.
I can already fly.

Aw, crab cakes.

This bandana's busted.

Whoa.

Shiver me pirate powers.

You're really
strong, Skully.

Crackers, I could get
used to this.

Come on, crew, let's go have
some pirate power fun.

ALL: Whoo hoo!

Mr. Smee, keep your
eyes peeled for

those elusive
zebra bananas.

We found 'em, Cap'n,
we found them!

Glory be!

I can taste that yummy zebra
banana cream codfish pie now.

Oh, dear,
where'd they go?

[ yelling ]

King Zongo?!

What is the meaning
of this?

Oh, hello.

I want to thank you
for picking

these crazy striped
bananas for me and...

[ sneezes loudly ]

Bing Bong, please!

I do not want to be
interrupted

when I am being evil!

Sorry, King Z.
It's my allergies.

I think I'm
allergic to fur.

Men, get those
zebra bananas back at once!

Look what you've done.

Now we'll be stuck
in the mud of Mire Pit forever.

Boo-hoo for you
and yay for me,

because now I've got these
wonderful, crazy bananas!

Ook ook, eek eek!

Bring back me zebra
bananas at once.

Mateys, watch this trick.

Yo h*, look out!

King Zongo?

Hey, where'd you get
those zebra bananas?

I took 'em from Hook.

You have to
give them back.

Not gonna happen, captain.

These zebra nanas
are all mine.

Ook ook, eek eek.
[ laughing ]

Crew, guess we're gonna
have to take 'em back ourselves.

I'm on it
and around it...
fast!

I'll take those.

Not so fast,
sassy pants!

Ooh hoo!

Let's shake it up.

Something's different about
you hairless hooligans.

Now don't tell me.

Hm.

You got haircuts?

New boots?

Wait.

I know.

You have crazy
pirate powers.

[ laughing ]

Well, that won't stop me.

There's a knotty problem
for you naughty monkeys.

Missed me.

Missed me again.

Not even close.

Oh, come on.
No fair.

[ sneezing ]

Hey, watch it.

Huh? Whoa!
Cool neckwear.

No one beats
King Zongo.

I'll be back
for those bananas.

Ook ook, eek eek.

I apologize for
that outburst.

Monkaneers, we go!

Ha ha!
We showed them.

Now I'll put this tree
back where it belongs.

Crackers,
it's too heavy.

Skully, your pirate
power bandana's gone.

I must've lost it
when we were battling

those nutty
knuckleheads.

It's gotta be
around here somewhere.

[ men yelling ]

Shiver me timbers!

Sounds like Captain Hook's
crew's in trouble.

Skully, we'll look for
your bandana later.

Yo h*, let's go.

Stop me from taking
those zebra bananas, will they?

Well, King Zongo
will show them.

[ laughing ]

Yo, King,
look at me.

I'm fancy.

Hey, why is that
crazy bandana glowing?

[ sneezing ]

Whoops. Sorry, boss.

Where did you get this?

It fell off
that little pirate
with the beak.

Whoa!

So this is how they got
those crazy pirate powers.

It's time for King Zongo
to get what King Zongo wants!

[ laughing ]

Need some help?

How can you puny pirates
possibly help?

Well, we got your
zebra bananas back for you.

Oh! You did it!

But how do you plan to get us
out of this muck?

With these awesome
pirate power bandanas.

Peter gave 'em to us.

I can fly.

I'm really fast.

Now you see me,
now you don't.

I, um, I lost my bandana.

But King Zongo
found it!

And now that I have
the strength of 1,000 monkeys,

I'm taking back
these bananas!

Come on, crew,
we have to stop Zongo.

What about Captain Hook?

There's no time.

You have to get
those zebra bananas back.

Without 'em, the captain
will never get

his zebra banana cream
codfish pie.

And I must have
me favorite pie.

Okay, sit tight.
We'll be back.

Ha ha, they're mine!

They're mine!

Zongo, give us back
those bananas.

You're right.

I shouldn't have taken them
from Captain Cranky.

I'm sorry.

- Really?
- No!

We have to get that pirate
power bandana away from Zongo.

Cubby, give them
a spin.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake.

Zongo, time to go.

Ook ook.

So you wanna get crazy?

Then let's get crazy!

Avast, we need to distract
Zongo and get that power
bandana back now.

I'm on it,
Captain Jake.

[ laughing ]
Stop it!

That tickles.

Yo, Z, what's so funny?

Got it!

Hey, you!

Uh, Z, don't you need
that bandana

to be super strong?

Crazy!!

Now to save
old Featherhead

from the mud
of Mire Pits.

No need, sea pups.

An old friend
helped us out.

Well, more like
he motivated us.

Save me, Smee!

Captain Jake, thanks for
getting us back these
zebra bananas.

Now that's what I call
a pirate-powered adventure.

These pirate power bandanas
are powerful, all right.

I wonder what happens
if I put on all of 'em.

BOTH: Hey.

Crackers! I'm gonna need
a lot of crackers now!

Oh, Mr. Smee.

This zebra banana
cream codfish pie

is just like
me Grandmumsy Hook
used to make.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Um, you sure the boys
can't join us for some, too?

Not until they're
finished getting me ship
back in the water.

Now row, ye swabs!

Blimey, this might
take a while, cap'n.

Row. Row. Row.