Wyrmwood Apocalypse (2021)

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[ENGINE WHIRS]

[METALLIC CLANG]

[WHIRRING CONTINUES]

[MOTOR REVS]

[CRUNCHING]

[GAS HISSES]

[SHOTGUN LOADS AND FIRES]

[GROWLING AND SCREECHING]

[MAN GRUNTS]

Stop! Stop it!
Just stop it!

[SCREECHES]

- [WHIMPERS]
- [SCREECHES]

- Agh!
- No!

sh**t her! sh**t her!

Don't! Don't do it!

[GROWLING AND SCREECHING
CONTINUE]

MAN: Brooke!
Wake the f*ck up!

Here.

Take it.

Grace...

Calm down.

Stay the f*ck away from us.

Everything's alright now, OK?

She lost it,
but she's fine now.

Everything's gonna be alright,
I promise you.

Agh!

- [SNARLS]
- No!

Let 'em go.

You're all monsters!

You're both the f*cking same.

[CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[MOTOR STARTS]

[CAR DEPARTS]

What have you done?

[CLEARS THROAT]

[COUGHS]

[SNARLING AND GROWLING]

[ZOMBIE GROWLING CONTINUES]

[RED RIGHT HAND BY NICK CAVE
AND THE BAD SEEDS PLAYS]

♪ Take a little walk
to the edge of town ♪

♪ Go across the tracks ♪

♪ Where the viaduct looms
like a bird of doom ♪

♪ As it shifts and cracks ♪

♪ Where secrets lie
in the border fires ♪

♪ In the humming wires ♪

♪ Hey, man, you know
you're never coming back ♪

♪ Past the square,
past the bridge ♪

♪ Past the mills,
past the stacks ♪

♪ On a gathering storm
comes a tall handsome man ♪

♪ In a dusty black coat
with a red right hand ♪

- ♪ He'll wrap you in his arms... ♪
- Alright, come on.

♪ Tell you that you've been
a good boy ♪

♪ He'll rekindle all the dreams ♪

- ♪ It took you a lifetime to destroy... ♪
- Shut up.

♪ He'll reach deep in a hole ♪

- ♪ Heal your shrinking soul... ♪
- Hey, come on.

♪ But there wont be
a single thing that you can do ♪

♪ He's a god, he's a man,
he's a ghost, he's a guru ♪

♪ They're whispering his name ♪

- ♪ Through this disappearing land... ♪
- You all ready?

♪ But hidden in his coat
is a red right hand... ♪

[GATES CREAK AND CLOSE]

[WIND HOWLS]

[INSECTS CHIRRUP]

MAN: [OVER RADIO]
Alpha Tango Charlie,

we have a southbound vehicle
approaching the 44 Lateral. Over.

[RADIO CHATTER]

MAN: Roger that, Delta Zero.

We have an eye in the sky monitoring
the 44 Lateral in the 3-3-12.

Hotel Zebra, we have
a northbound two-wheeler

approaching on the 23 Parallel
in Sector 1-1-38. Please confirm.

WOMAN: Roger that.

[MAN GROANS]

f*ck!

Come on, mate.

Come on.

Come on.
Out you get.

Hey!

Open bunker door!

Ah, Rhys!

So...

what's on the menu?

We've got a male, early 20s.

Bit banged up.
Concussed, maybe.

Otherwise good condition.

- Bring him.
- Yes, sir.

On your feet.

Oh, yes.

Fantastic.

Excellent bone structure.

That's one hell of
a lovely skull.

- Get him inside.
- Yes, sir.

Good work, Rhys.
Well done.

- [SCREECHING]
- You got him?

Right. Right.

Over there. Over here. Right.

So are we any closer
to the cure?

Yeah, of course we are.

The hybrid's been spotted,
and the brother.

Where?

Sector 8,


And what about these other two?

Who cares?

We want the freak.

The hybrid.

We get the girl.

You get to put a b*llet in that
prick who k*lled your brother.

[GROANS]

Ugh...

Cramp. Yeah.

Guess it's time for me to...

rehydrate.

- Yep.
- Off you go.

Ah, just over here.

Good luck out there, soldier.

Now, you bring her in alive.

Or you don't come knocking.

You get me?

Yeah.

Pack of wankers.

Close bunker door.

[ZOMBIE SNARLS]

We shouldn't have bloody left.

She ripped
my f*ck' throat out, Maxi.

What the f*ck
are you talking about?

Yeah, well whose fault
was that?

I'm not just gonna sit there

and watch her
t*rture some guy to death.

- That guy was a soldier.
- She's sick.

And she's getting worse.

Her and her brother.

They've gone road crazy.

[SCREAMING]

We can't trust 'em no more.

Uncle Benny trusted 'em.

Uncle Benny's dead.

Grace?

[GROANS]

f*ck.

[SNARLS]

Here, open your mouth.

Here. Here, here.
Open, open!

[GASPS]

You alright?

Here.

Let's get going.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[KOOKABURRA LAUGHS]

[SNARLING]

[THUDDING]

[ZOMBIES SNARL]

[SCREECHING]

Hi.

No! No, no, no, no, no!

- Quiet!
- [WHIMPERS]

[MACHINE WHIRS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

Oh...

[ELECTRONIC VOICE]
Access granted.

Well, well, well.

I told you never to bring anybody
in here while I'm working.

Turns out you were right,
Sergeant.

Looks like our Surgeon General
here's a bite-hider.

You f*ck.

- Unholster your weapon.
- Yes, Colonel.

Walk over there.

- And blow his brains out.
- Yes, sir.

Just hang on a minute.

Just... Just wait!

[BANG!]

You need to
hide your symptoms better.

Was that...

..really necessary?

You ever put me in a position
like that again...

I'll put a b*llet
through your f*ck' skull.

Yes, but then...

..where would you get
your medicine from, Colonel?

We're not going to make
our serum quota this month.

HQ's gonna start
asking questions.

f*ck HQ.

And besides,

once we get our hands on her...

..we won't have to
worry about that anymore.

[GASPS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Agh!

[SNARLS]

Wait! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

Jesus f*cking Christ.

You're a hybrid.

[COUGHS]

What the f*ck!

Open bunker door!

f*ck' idiots.

It's a bit late
for a barrel drop, ain't it?

It's not your concern, champ.

[METAL CLANGS,
ZOMBIE SCREECHES]

Oi! Oi! I need that f*ck'
fuel for the barrel drop,

you f*ck' idiots.

I need you right here,
Corporal.

Yes, sir.

What's the delivery?

Female. Early 20s.

She's a hybrid.

Go get her now.

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, Colonel.

[SCREECHES]

f*ck! Christ!

Oh, sh**t her f*ck' legs out.

Hey, hey, hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I can calm her down.
I can calm her down.

Keep her still.

Hold still, hold still.

Here you go, hon.
Here you go, here you go.

There you go. There you go.

Easy.

Easy.

It's gonna be alright.

I promise.

- Get her inside.
- Yes, sir.

Oh, put it down,
you f*ck' idiot.

Oi. Oi!

I want to know
what goes on with this one.

If she's a key to the cure,
I want to know.

You get in your truck.

You drop your barrels
like a good little soldier

and f*ck off.

Close bunker door!

[ENGINE WINDS DOWN]

Oh, for f*ck's...

Now I've run out of
f*ck' fuel, haven't I?

Ah, the f*ck! Come on!
Come on, you f*ck'...

Here you go. Here you go.

There you go, mate.
f*ck' eat!

Nuh. f*ck'...

Come on, you f*ck' thing.

Hey? Come on!

Come on!

Come on, where are you,
you b*stards?

Come on, come and get it!

Get some meat!
[WHISTLES]

Come on,
ya stinkin' f*ck' animals!

Come and get it!

[GRUNTS AND SCREECHES]

Alright. Here we go, hey?

Come on.

That's it. Come on, mate.

[ZOMBIE ROARS]

Nah, f*ck this.

[SCREECHES]

Stay still, ya f*ck' thing!
There ya go.

- [TURNS IGNITION]
- Come on, come on.

[ENGINE STARTS]
Yes!

[ZOMBIE ROARS]

I'll come back for you
tomorrow, mate.

Who goes there?

Hey, not on me,
you f*ck' peanut.

Jesus Christ.

I got barrels for ya.

Ha! f*ck' cop that, ya c**ts!

f*ck, yeah.

f*ck' p*ssy.

You're an idiot.

G'day.

Is this one for the bunker?

That for the boys
in the bunker, is it?

Righto.
Barrels are in the back.

Yes, sir.

[ZOMBIE GROWLS]

Dickhead.

f*ck.

[GASPS]

[GROWLING]

[GROANS]

[SURGEON GENERAL
BREATHS HEAVILY]

[GROANS]

[SHOUTS AND GRUNTS]

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no!
- Hold still!

[SCREAMS]

[MACHINE WHIRS]

Not even gonna make it.

f*ck' hell!

f*ck! Come on!

[ZOMBIES ROAR]

[WHISTLES]

Hey! Hello!

[WHISTLES]

Yes, yes, yes, look at this!

Hey? Come on, get it!

f*ck!

[ZOMBIES ROAR]

SOOTHING VOICE: I want you to take
a deep breath in through your nose

and visualise
a stream of blue healing light

travelling deep
into your crown chakra.

This energy travels down into
your whole head...

..sacred healing...

[ZOMBIES ROAR]

Oh, f*ck!

[POWER WHINES]

f*ck!

Let your entire being

- be free from fear.
- [BEEPING]

and completely at peace with
the universe.

Whoa, easy.
Easy, easy!

This is where you tell me you're
gonna help me get my sister back.

Or I'll put this dart through
your f*ck' head.

Sure.

Who's your sister?

Me and you
are going for a drive.

You'll have to get that wound
looked at.

If you leave that you'll get
septicaemia and you'll die.

Yeah, right.

And all I have to do is
cut you loose, yeah?

Listen, I'm sure there's some
way we can work this out

where we can both
trust each other.

Listen, would you...

Would you mind taking your
finger off that trigger there?

Shut up and stitch.

I'm doing it.

Get your hands up.

- Hands up!
- They're up.

f*ck' hell. God.

Start the engine.

Stop.

[ENGINE STARTS]

OK, off we go.

We have to open the gate.

Smash through it.

We'll bounce straight off

and you're gonna smash
your face on the dashboard.

Nah, that's bullshit.

You just don't want to mess up
your nice little gate.

It's your call.

Do it.

Nice truck.

Not talking to me, huh?

Suit yourself.

What's that?

What does it look like?

They're pills.

Anti-viral pills.

It's how I stay alive up here.

Why have you got this?

'Cause they're t*rrorists.
They're K*llers.

Ain't that what you do?

No, that's not what I do.

I've seen the bodies.

You kidnap people
and you k*ll 'em!

We don't k*ll anybody.

[COUGHS]

[THE HORSES BY DARYL
BRAITHWAITE PLAYS LOUDLY]

[TURNS MUSIC OFF]

- You got a package for us?
- Yeah.

It's the hybrid girl's sister.

No sh*t.

You've been a busy boy, Rhys.

Well played, mate.

- Go and get her.
- Yes, sir.

f*ck! f*ck'...

[MAXI GROANS]

Hey! Hey take it easy, mate.
She's a f*ck' kid.

Either way, this little prick's
gonna end up in a f*ck' barrel.

What'd you say, mate?

"Either way, she ends up in a barrel"?
What the f*ck does that mean?

It means get in your vehicle
and drive away, Corporal.

Get in your vehicle.

Drive away.

Righto.

- [WHISTLES]
- [BEEPING]

Whoa.
What the f*ck just happened?

Get in the truck.

[GROANS]

f*ck!

sh*t. sh*t!

[WHINING]

- sh*t!
- COMPUTER: Nitro activated.

f*ck's sakes.

- COMPUTER: Power priming.
- Come on! Prime! f*ck' prime!

COMPUTER: Methane low.
Replace power source.

Don't worry.
They don't have nitro.

You sure about that?

f*ck' sh*t!!

[BANG!]

[METAL CLINKS]

[BEEPING]

[THUD!]

COLONEL: Wakey-wakey!

f*ck' get the dog!

- [GROANS] - Got the nuts!
- Bullseye!

[LAUGHS]
How's that feel, slugger?

Doesn't feel too good,
does it, hey?

f*ck' hurts.

See, traitors get the death
penalty around here, Corporal.

I reckon...

any man

who kicks another man
in the ba*ls when he's down...

..don't deserve
a soldier's death.

See, your brother,
he died with dignity.

Honour.

Like a real man.

[SCREECHES]

But you're not a real man,
are ya, hey?

You're a dog.

You're a lowdown, dirty dog.

And you're gonna die
like a f*ck' dog.

You see these old boys,
creeping up?

They'll be here
in a couple of minutes.

And when they get here, they're
gonna eat you from the feet up.

First your feet.

Then your legs.

Your ba*ls.

In that order.

Big tough guy like you.

You could still be alive
when they get to your guts.

You have a good one now, eh?

[ZOMBIES SNARL]

[ZOMBIES SNARL AND SCREECH]

[INSECTS CHIRRUP]

Well, well, well.

Look what
the cat's dragged in, eh?

Unless I'm mistaken

didn't we take care of
this piece of sh*t already?

That was my brother.

Your brother?

[LAUGHS] So twins?

Your brother, eh?

He was a f*ck

who got exactly
what he deserved.

I'm gonna k*ll ya.

Nah, mate.

No, the only thing you're gonna
do is sit there and bleed

until I f*ck' say so!

[GROANS]

You were the one that
crashed their rig on the road.

You gave Gracie to those
butchers in the bunker.

Then again...

Maxi also tells me
you saved her life.

Still, I don't know.

There's just
something about ya.

[ZOMBIES SCREECH]

His face.

I hate this face!

That's it. The face.

The face is a real problem.

I just wanna rip it off
and eat the f*ck' thing.

What do you think, Maxi?

Is this guy a friend

or is he dog food?

[ZOMBIES SNARL]

Dog food.

What do you say, soldier boy?

You our friend

or do I bite your face off?

I'm a friend, yeah.

Definitely the friend.

[WIND WHISTLES]

[ZOMBIES SNARL]

How many men in there?

Five.

Two out front

and two with g*ns and a medic.

- And their hardware?
- Just the usual.

Steyrs, shotguns,
Glocks, grenades.

If we get the drop on them,
none of that'll matter.

We'll take 'em.

Oi.

You cut me loose,
I can guarantee that.

[COUGHS]

Bit of a nasty cough.

You a bit crook, are ya?

Looking for these?

What's in 'em?

I don't f*ck' know.

[COUGHS]

Give 'em to him.

Ah, f*ck it.

Oh, you f*ck!

How can you do it?

I didn't know.

What do you mean,
you didn't know?

I didn't know
they were k*lling them. I...

- Bullshit.
- You think I give a f*ck what you think, love?

- Brooke...
- You knew!

You all good?

You reckon
you can get us in there?

Easy.

What the...?

[BEEPING]

[g*nf*re CONTINUES]

- Intruders!
- We're under attack!

- We've been surrounded!
- Get down!

Friend of yours?

I picked him up
a couple of days ago.

Not far from here.

Now you know.

What do you do with them?

Down in the bunkers?

We grow a curative serum
inside them

and then extract it.

And this serum.
It cures people?

Not cures. Manages.
It's preventative.

Keeps the virus
from taking hold.

Listen, I have medical supplies
that could last you a year.

Hundreds of rounds
of ammunition.

expl*sives. Grenades, mate.
Whatever you want.

Why the barrels?

You should know.

We grind 'em up

then convert them
to powder form.

Pills.

We make pills.

[PANTS]

Oi!

[GROANS]

Move and I'll
blow his f*ck' head off!

[SNARLS SOFTLY]

These...

f*ck...

..they took my soul.

And so I am gonna go down

into that bunker with you

and we're gonna k*ll every last
one of those sons-of-b*tches.

I gotta make this right.

f*ck' A.

MAN: Colonel. You OK?

I'm fine.

You fine?

Go and check the perimeter!

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Access granted.

[LOUD POP MUSIC PLAYS]

Ah, Colonel!
Care for a toot?

No? No, no. Wait!

It's not that simple.

You just can't suck it out of
her like we do with the others.

That would be like
injecting rocket fuel.

We have a situation upstairs,
Colonel.

Well, f*ck me.

It's taking too long.

Something's wrong.

No way. Give it time.

[SIREN BLARES]

Here we go.
Come on!

Alright, here we go.

[ZOMBIES SCREECH]

- Come on, get ready. Another one down.
- Suppress your fire!

[SCREECHES]

sh*t. sh*t!

[ALARM BLARES]

Rhys.

[ZOMBIES SCREECH AND SNARL]

Go! Go, go, go, go!

RADIO CHATTER: Lima Papa Zulu,
we have a 187 on the 22.

Requesting a link-up, over.

Victor Kilo India, we have a
trapped RV in the 93 Parallel.

Requesting immediate choppers.

[KEYBOARD CLICKS]

You take her. I got the brother
and the delivery boy.

Yeah. Yeah, agreed.

You start on her
before I get back...

..I'll f*ck' k*ll ya.

Oh, yeah?
Like you k*lled Rhys?

Well, forgive me if I'm
not trembling in my booties.

Whoa, what the f*ck
is this sh*t?

Don't worry.

It's a cleansing agent.
It kills the virus.

What's it made out of?

Stay quiet.
They're coming down now.

[ZOMBIES SNARL]

She's alive.

Get that door open.

f*ck! Ow!

- What the f*ck was that?
- Sorry.

Oh, f*ck me.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Access denied.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

OK.

[POWER WHINES]

G'day, boys.

Drop 'em.

Or I'll blow
her f*ck' head off.

All of 'em.

Now kick 'em over.

Good lads.

Hey!

Weak f*ck'... Ohh!

This the prick
who k*lled your brother?

Thought so.

[GROANS]

Now, you see,

if some dirty b*stard
k*lled my brother,

I'd make sure I'd do him
nice and slow.

SURGEON GENERAL: Hello, toots!

Would you mind
if I cracked open your skull

and feasted
on the juice inside?

[THUDDING AND GRUNTING
CONTINUES]

What are you up to, big guy?
Huh?

Don't you know that a bloke with
his guts hanging on the outside

should have enough sense
to f*ck' die!

[SCREAMS]

[WHINING]

[GROANS]

[SCREECHES]

[ZOMBIE SNARLS]

[WHIMPERS]

[CHOKES]

[INHALES]

[SCREECHES]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[POWER WHINES]

[SCREAMS]

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Emergency power activated.

[POWER WHINES]

[GRUNTS]

Agh!


Pill Factory 5B

and it's a f*ck'
slaughterhouse over there.

Did you guys have any trouble
in your sector today?

[SCREAMS] Get your arses
up here now!

[GROANS]

Don't worry about me.

We need to get that door open.

Brooke, you OK?

[SNARLS SOFTLY]

Brooke?

Brooke?

Oh, sh*t, that's not good.

[ROARS]

Wait, don't sh**t her.

What the f*ck do I do, then?

Get in! Quick!

Quick! Quick!

f*cking hell.

[ROARS]

That cage door's
not gonna hold!

Give me a blood vial now.

- sh*t.
- Come on!

sh*t.
They're cracked.

- All of 'em!
- Oh, for...

f*ck!

So it's just blood
that calms her down, right?

That's right.

I think I have an idea.

Yeah, 'course you do.

Go!

[SCREECHES]

[SCREAMS]

Agh!

Get your sister out of here.

It's OK.

Help me up.

[WHIRRING]

f*ck.

Get back!

You right?

You f*ck!

COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

You have 30 seconds
to evacuate.

Get to the elevator.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Access denied.

COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Access denied.

What the f*ck!

[WHEEZES]

COMPUTER VOICE: You have


COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

What are you doing?

Get in. Now!

- Come on.
- No!

Wait. What about you?

Keep her safe.

COMPUTER VOICE: You have


Nine.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

[SCREAMS]

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Self-destruct initiated.
Goodbye.

Where's he taking Grace?

[GRUNTS]

Search the place.

Find it.

f*ck!

What are we gonna do?

[WHIRRING]

Oh, yes.

Hey! Hey.

Come on, mate.

f*ck!

Yes.

Look away.

[GRUNTS]

[THUDDING AND SQUELCHING]

Ah, f*ck.

Here we go, mate.

Brekkie time, come on.

Here you go.

There you go, mate. Go.

Yes!

Agh!

Hey. You.

Come and stick this up my nose.

SOLDIER 1:
Stick it up your nose?

SOLDIER 2: Why?

Don't you f*cking question why,
you dumb sonofab*tch!

You just take
this f*cking cannula

and you stick it up my nose!

I'll do it.

OK, wait a minute.
Just don't be so f*cking rough.

Just not too far!

[SCREAMS]

I f*cking knew it!
This guy's a bite-hider!

[SNARLS]

Agh!

Stay.

Ah, Rhys.

It actually does pain me
to see you like this.

And I really can't tell you...

..how much I'm gonna regret
k*lling you.

After all...

..I owe you my life!

It was you, Rhys,
who kept me alive...

for a full year.

You were such
a good delivery boy.

f*ck you!

[SNIFFS]

[SNIFFS]

It's the darndest thing.

You know what I can smell,
Rhys?

Something I never, ever thought
I would smell on you, little man.

Brains.

I'm gonna crush your skull,

scoop out your brains

and eat them, delivery boy!

[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHING]

[SNARLS]

[WHEEZES]

[SCREECHES]

[COUGHS]

[BANG!]

You take 'em.

And you keep taking 'em.

And you're gonna help us.

That's how you
get your soul back.

[ROCK BASELINE PLAYS]

[GUITARS BUILD]

[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC]