01x05 - In Search of the Dungeon Master

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Hey, look! A "Dungeons and Dragons"
enchanted castle!

Wow, great!

Oh, come on!

I don't like this anymore!

Wow, what's happening?

Where are we?

Watch out!

Fear not, wanderers,

barbarian, wizard,
thief,

knight and acrobat!

What was that?

That was Venger,
the embodiment of evil!

And I am the Adventure Master,
your guide,

a Dungeons and Dragons
world!

IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE MASTER ADVENTURER

Caption: milren

Admit it, Hank! You have no idea,
where we're going!

Adventure Master says, for the journey home
we find the clues to the way home in the forest of spirits.

Adventure Master is a lunghead! What a forest that is,
that is drunk?

Who is smart enough to,
to know what he meant?

That's it! You said it
the magic word, Presto.

Did I say it?

Not "the spirit", but
"the smart one"!

Smart forest! That's what I'm talking about!

This is ridiculous!
Trees are not smart!

What do you say?

Sounds like the young knight met
with his first Self.

Let's go! For young adventurers
need help!

Danger! Problem!

Catch it!

Look at you, bullywugs!

I haven't done this in years!

I'd almost forgotten about it,
what fun it is!

The fun is over,
Adventure Master!

Of course I know him
the way out of this world!

I'm a tree! I know everything,
you can know!

How do we know if you know?

Ask me anything!

Who won the 1981
World Series?

- It's simple! The Grey Village Elves!
- Who?

This thing doesn't even know that,
what grows on trees...

Yeah, sure, if your own world


Then, it's the Dodgers to the Yankees


Wow! You really knew!

If you know that much,
how do we get out of here?

Ouch! Your friend, Adventure Master...
is in great danger!

Who cares!
How do we get home?

Master adventurer in trouble?
We have to help him!

Father!

Hey! Wait!

Take him to the caves!

Something is moving ahead!

And there too! Look!

Something suggests that
they're not exactly here to make friends!

Hi!
We come in peace!

- Do you think this will work?
- It works in the movies!

- So much for films!
- Time for the fireworks!

I hate frogs!

Away from my sister, beasts!

Go get him!

Who are they?

Who cares! Get the f*ck out
something out of your hat! Quickly!

- And, what is it?
- A tank would be nice!

Abraka-dabra
Make a magic hat!

Ah, giant fly!

Something must have gone wrong
in my hat!

What has gone wrong,
is your magic!

Ruined or not, Presto
saved us! Come on!

I think we lost them!

But in the meantime, I think
we're lost too!

We have to find out,
to find the Adventure Master!

But why? I think we should forget about the guy
and buy our ticket home instead!

And, what would you pay with?
With pixie dust?

- No! With money! - Are you kidding?
American money is worthless here!

Really?
We'll see!

To the first person who comes along,
I make an offer you can't refuse!

Fool! To be a fool!

You can start now!

Bullywugs!
Bullywugs!

Adventure Master...

- What does it say?
- How do I know?

He says the bullywugs took him
Adventure Master and he knows where!

- How do you know that?
- I don't know...

Now, wait! Now we have all kinds
to all the fairies?

We have no choice, Eric!
Adventure Master could be in trouble!

Lead us!

It took you a while to get here!

Time? I have plenty of that!
And what do you have?

The crown jewel of your monarch!

- If...
- No!

The red light indicates,
that there is still life left!

Tell Venger that Adventure Master
can be his for a good price! Now go!

Adventure master, soon ten times more
than what it cost to capture you!

I'm sure he said,
this is the way to the Adventure Master?

Of course, I'm sure.
I think...

How high are we, Presto?

I don't know! I didn't look!

- Well? - Nothing to worry about, Eric!
If we fall, we won't hit the bottom!

- That's good!
- Because there is no bottom!

We must turn back!

Now wait!
We can't give up now!

Calandermaster with tenne
in such a situation?

It would disappear!

He says that all we have to do is,
is fly over to the other side!

You haven't noticed that yet,
that we don't have wings?!

But maybe Presto
could quote us!

I don't think so, Sheila.

My magic is not exactly
focused lately!

Try it, Presto!
You can do it!

All right!
Abraka-dabra...

- Well done!
- Look!

My hat's coming back!

It's not the only one coming back!

- Take cover!
- What cover?

Bobby!

I knew we couldn't trust
in the fairy!

They're putting me down!

I can't believe it!
They helped!

Adventure Master... close...

- Says Adventure Master
He's nearby! - Let's go!

Otta in... Adventure Master...
Otta in...

Are you sure he's in there?

It's like that cave is alive!

And I bet two meals
you don't brush your teeth between meals!

We owe it to the Adventure Master,
we're going in to help!

I do not belong to
to that clown!

No way I'm going in there!

I'll find it on my own
my way out of this nightmare!

Eric, wait!

Don't worry!
I'll send help when I get home!

The Marines!

- I hope we don't regret coming here!
- I already regret it!

The place gives me the creeps!

What was that?

I don't know! Like
the walls are moving!

Maybe it's friendly!

Apparently not!

Presto, try
with magic to stop it!

Come on, cap...
Abraka-dabra...

Sorry...

Oh, no!

Dead end!

I think that's it, guys!

Let's not give up so easily!

- Hey, stone face!
- Sheila, no!

Run away!

Quickly, this way!

You looking for something, brainiac?

- I'm going back to help Sheila!
- Too late for that!

Yes?
Stop me!

Let go, you pig!

What do you want to do to us?

- The orcs want to greet you!
- Did you hear that?

He wants to say hello!

For a moment I thought,
we were in trouble!

And yet, where do you greet
us?

Well, in the sl*ve-mines of Daramorr!
Where else!

We are in big trouble!

Just relax, Eric! The situation
is a lot better than it looks!

Maybe there is someone on this mud puddle,
who could help!

There is someone there!

Excuse me...!

In case you...

Iiigggeeennn?

Well, what is it?

I have news!

- Yes?
- Warduke has captured the Adventure Master!

I doubt it!

- I saw it!
- You saw it?

Warduke says,
Adventure Master is all yours,

for the right price!

For the right price?

Warduke you are very brave,
or very bad!

But, I've been waiting too long,
for Adventure Master to make a mistake!

I'll make sure,
that this is the last mistake you ever make!

Can you dig any faster?

Relax crunchy face!
You get what you pay for!

We dig!
We dig!

Away with your filthy paws
off my food!

What is dessert?

How to get Bobby out
and the others?

Who is there?

It must have been our imagination!

This is worse,
than gym!

My magic jerk
would work much better than this!

What I wouldn't give for,
if Adventure Master showed up now!

Mention an adventure master?

Yes!
Do you know him?

To know, no!
Know where it is, yes!

- Tell me where it is!
- Yes, he will save us!

Not to save you, unless
you save him first!

- But how?
- To tell you...

But promise, my people
to be free afterwards!

Of course! Deal!
Where is it?

Wall beyond the side to be he!

Or 200 years would be
to dig ourselves out!

It would be faster with our g*ns!

Yes, but how to get it
get them back?

Hello? Is anyone here?
I'd pay $1,000 for a cab!

Uni!

Good idea, Uni!

Give me a few seconds,
and then start the show!

What?

Stop it!

Come back!

- Sheila!
- I have a present for you!

Well done, sis!

Quickly! We have to break through
the wall!

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We did it!

Look! Adventure Master!

Poor Adventure Master!

- How can we get him out of this?
- You don't know!

Venger!

You're running out of life!

And the game is over for you!

I didn't want to step on your nest!
Really!

Give me the g*ns!

Now!

All right! We'll give you...

What is it?

Come on!

Eric? I thought,
you were leaving us!

Me? Are you kidding?
I would never do that!

Don't let them escape!

Looking for me?

Enough of this!

Presto! Try something!
Anything!

All right! Abraka-dabra
Let's get out of here in the sun!

Prepare for your doom, young men!

We will not back down!

Greetings!

- Adventure Master!
- He's alive!

I am curious,
what puzzle will come up with this one!

Your vitality is greater,
than I thought, old man!

And that's fine!

But not big enough!

Watch out, Adventure Master!

Evil power is a force that,
is like evil magic,

reversible
and can be made good!

Your strength is getting weaker, old man!

Quickly! Coming soon
regain your strength!

I almost forgot
about the dwarves!

Come on!

Quickly!
We don't have much time!

Follow me!

Look at that, Adventure Master!

- Oh, dear!
- Too many of them!

We cannot stop them!

Don't worry!
The task is not for you!

Wow, you are strong!

With that kind of magic, I don't know,
how they could have caught me!

Unless you wanted to,
to get caught!

Why didn't you use
your power?

Yes, for example,
to send us home!

The answer does not lie in strength,
but in the individual!

Man, that's a lot of money!