01x07 - Italy and Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

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[male narrator] It's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo.

[male narrator] Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit.

crash

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me! Ha ha ha.

[male narrator] And introducing, the world's first

superhero, Captain Caveman

and his mystery-solving companions, The Teen Angels.

Captain Ca-a-ave-ma-a-an!

[male narrator] And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

[theme music]

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male announcer] 'Welcome again to the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'Our first half, live and direct from glorious Italy.'

'An enchanted land, a land of opera and olive oil'

'of pizza and Pompeii.'

'And from the gondolas of Venice'

'to the gondolas of hot air balloons, that is.'

'As we take you via satellite to..'

'...Kitty Hawk, North Carolina'

'for the exciting second half of today's match.';

[crowd cheering]

'Now, back to Rome and down to Snagglepuss'

'for the start of our first event.'

'A motor scooter race through'

'historic Rome and ancient Italian countryside.'

Buon giorno! Welcome even to the eternal city.

I'm here with the entry for the Rottens

at the start of the motorbike race.

'Dread Baron and Mumbly.'

Red pepper.

A sack of garbanzos.

Onions, tabasco sauce.

A pre-race snack, I suppose.

Snack! This is my high-performance fuel mixture.

[gurgling]

[sniggering]

[engine revving]

Can't stand these fuel-injected showoffs.

Mildew Wolf here

for the entry for the Scooby Doobies.

'There's crime-fighters extraordinaire'

'Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.'

What are your chances in the motor scooter race, fellas?

Well, I believe, well, I believe that..

vroom vroom

...and furthermore..

vroom vroom

...as opposed to the..

vroom vroom

And, and of course Dynomutt will..

Very enlightening.

Sufferin' spumoni, with pistachios even.

It's the last days of Pompeii.

Here in line three, for the Yogi Yahooeys

is Jinks the Cat.

[tires screeching]

What an engine.

What do you put in there to make it run so quiet even?

Well, you know, like, uh, when you use meece power..

'...a lot of cheese..'

I dare say, your idea has a lot of holes in it.

A bit of Swiss humor there. Chuckle, chuckle.

[male announcer] 'The intricate course of the motor scooter race'

'spans a route weaving through historic Rome'

'and up the coast to Pisa.'

'To tie things up, first over the finish line is the winner.'

'And now let's jump down to the start of the race.'

'Gentlemen, start your engine.'

[engines revving]

- 'Get ready. Get set.' - Let's go, let's go.

We will if you get your paws out of my eyes.

[male announcer] 'Andiamo.'

That means "go" in Italian.

He he. Then let's go.

Hold on, Dog Wonder.

vroom

[male announcer] 'Dread Baron and Mumbly are setting an incredible pace.'

'Right on their tails in second place is Jinks, Pixie and Dixie'

'for the Yogis.'

Giddy-up little meeces. Yahoo!

[male announcer] 'In third place, after a slow start'

'are Dynomutt and Blue Falcon for the Scoobies.'

'It seems Rome has come out to watch the athletes compete.'

'The Rottens are holding the lead.'

'But it appears the Yogis will try to pass.'

'Yes, they will.'

'The Yogis are going into passing gear.'

He he he. I wouldn't count on that.

[sniggering]

splash

[sniggering]

Oh, no! A puddle is not my cup of tea.

Cats hate water and I can't flood my engine.

'Peddle, you meeces.'

glug glug glug

'Yeow!'

[spluttering]

I can say that again.

Cats hate water.

After roamin' all over Rome

these silly scooters are cuttin' out for the country.

[male announcer] 'The scooters race past the Colosseum'

'and they are heading for the gates of Rome.'

'As the teams exit Rome, the Rottens are in the lead.'

[engines revving]

'As they head up the Italian boot..'

Pardon the pun.

But this is a really big shoe. Chuckle, chuckle.

[engines revving]

[male announcer] 'Now, after racing highway and byway'

the contestants are just entering Pisa.

'The Rottens are still in the lead'

'followed by the Yogis in second'

'and the Scoobies in third.'

Take out the olives, Mumbly. I think it's time.

[male announcer] 'I can't understand it.'

'The Rottens pouring olives in their gas tank.'

[sniggering]

[engine revving]

[screeching]

Hey, B.F., olive pits.

[Blue Falcon] 'I see, Dog Wonder.'

And done on purpose, no doubt, by those rotten Rottens.

No time for a pit stop, but don't worry, B.F.

I'll get us through.

thump thump thump

What's up, Mumbly? Uh-oh!

Brat, bubble brat.

Good thinking, Dog Wonder.

[male announcer] 'Approaching the Leaning Tower of Pisa'

'the Scoobies are in first place'

'followed way back by the Rottens in second'

'and the Yogis in third.'

Look, Blue Falcon, the tower is leaning.

That's the famous Tower of Pisa, Dog Wonder.

It's supposed to be leaning.

'But, B.F., it looks like it's about to fall.'

Something's wrong, alright.

For the sake of world art, we better do something quick.

Keep pumpin', little brothers.

If this tower falls

not only will the world lose a great art treasure

but the road will be blocked to all traffic.

Blockin's the idea, blockhead.

Let's keep pumpin', little brothers.

Give me a lift, Dog Wonder. It's just about ready to go.

R-right, B.F.!

Now, push.

[creaking]

Push, Dog Wonder. Push.

I'll give 'em plenty of push.

Pull it!

[male announcer] 'And here come the Rotten racers with the Yogis'

'right on their tail.'

Hurry up, Blue Falcon, the other teams are almost up with us.

[male announcer] 'Here come the Rottens and the Yogis.

'They are passing the Scoobies.'

'They're passing through the Scoobies.'

'And as they approach the finish line'

'it's the Rottens followed by the Yogis.'

Ya-ay!

bang bang bang

I'll catch you, B.F.

thud

Butterfingers.

[male announcer] 'The Rottens received 25 points for their first-place finish.'

'Fifteen points goes to the Yogis for second place'

'and ten points to the Scoobies for their third-place effort.'

'So we leave Pisa and pick up Snagglepuss'

and Mildew Wolf at the finish line

'of the canal boat racers in Venice.'

'O sole mio. O sole you-o even.'

Hey, Mildew, have the boats come in yet?

My boat never comes in.

[male announcer] 'We pick up the race already in progress.'

'It's Yogi and Doggie Daddy for the Yogis.'

'Shaggy and Captain Caveman for the Scoobies'

'and Fondoo and his rabbit for the Rottens.'

'So far, the teams have been fairly close.'

'But if we know the Rottens, there will be nothing fair'

'in this race, if they can help it.'

[chuckling]

'As the teams race along'

'let's look at some of the highlights.'

'The Scooby team of Captain Caveman and Shaggy'

'ran aground in the canal.'

'Captain Caveman dove off to try and free their boat'

'by shaking the pylons underwater.'

'Unfortunately, the Rottens were already making'

'other arrangements.'

whoosh

[gurgling]

Hey, help!

Get me down from here. I'm scared of heights.

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

[gibberish]

- Pow! - T-t-thanks, Captain Caveman.

- But how are we gonna get out? - Captain Ca-a-avema-a-an.

twang

[male announcer] 'Up ahead, the Rottens, as expected'

were spotted in a really rotten trick

rearranging the direction sign.

Keep an eye out for directions, Doggie Daddy.

Yeah!

I know all roads lead to Rome

but nobody said nothing about canals.

[male announcer] 'Finally, at the Tasareli Canal'

'the Rottens set up a false detour'

'which brought the Yogis'

'and the Scoobies into a mozzarella factory.'

[growling]

Hey, we've been shanghaied by the Rottens.

What a revolting development.

I think this is a job for Captain Caveman.

Captain Ca-a-vema-a-an.

[crackling]

splash

One superhero down and one to go.

[crowd cheering]

[male announcer] 'Overcoming one trial after another'

'our teams are neck and neck'

'as they approach the finish line.'

They're running close. It's gonna be a photo finish.

Sorry. No pictures please. But observe.

Abra-ka-dee. Abra-ka-dab.

Gondola-pole, stick in the mud.

- My pole is stuck. - Hang on.

[male announcer] 'The Rottens are pulling ahead.'

[Fondoo laughing]

'It looks like it's going to be the Rottens.'

'It looks like it will be the Yogis and the Scoobies.'

Drat!

[crowd cheering]

It's the Yogis and the Scoobies

sailing across the finish line in a tie for first.

Not a bad finish for a bear who doesn't speak Italian, yeah?

Right on, O captain of mine.

You said it, dear ol' dad.

[male announcer] 'The Yogis get 25 points for their first-place finish'

'giving them a total of 40.'

'The Scoobies tying for first, also get 25 points.'

'While the Rottens get 15 points for second'

'giving them a total of 40.'

'As we say, arrivederci to romantic Venice'

'and goodbye to the grandeur of Rome'

'stay tuned for the action-packed'

'conclusion of today's match.'

'Direct from Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.'

'Here we are for the second half of today's Laff-A-Lympics.'

'We're here at Kitty Hawk for some highflying air events.'

'The three teams will compete in..'

'...hang gliding'

'skydiving'

'and hot air ballooning.'

swoosh

'When we left Italy, the Rottens and the Yogis held the lead'

'while the Scoobies held down third with 35 points.'

'Now to the nearby bluffs'

'where Daisy Mayhem is preparing her takeoff for the Rottens.'

Snagglepuss here.

Miss Mayhem, if I can be so familiar

tell me, explicate even

how do ya, how do ya intend to fly

with all that heavy weight on your wings?

Oh, this here are my southern fried superchargers.

With them on, buster, you can be darn sure I'm gonna fly.

All the way to the Mason Dixon Line.

No need to get your feathers so ruffled.

If you ask me, those southern fried super-chicken-chargers

are gonna lay one big egg.

whoosh

'Watch it!'

Hee-haw!

Yahoo!

[Mildew] O-oh, dad..

What a glide. What a glide!

'Hang in there, Mildew.'

Now I know how an upside-down cake feels.

bam

What a glide by Daisy Mayhem. Over 700 feet.

As a co-pilot, you're a drag.

[male announcer] 'While we wait for this situation to right itself'

'let's go to Babu as he prepares to launch.'

Watch this. No yaffle-daffle.

[crowd cheering]

[male announcer] 'This is amazing.'

'Babu gliding for the Scoobies'

'has a spectacular flight of over 1200 feet.'

'Undoubtedly a new world's record'

'without a hang glider though'

'which eliminates his flying performance.'

thud

'Sorry about that, Babu. No points.'

[all clamoring]

Which brings us to the final contestant in the hang gliding.

Boo-Boo Bear, gliding for the Yogis.

Wait a minute, Boo-Boo. You're in there all wrong.

The trick is all in the wrist action, yeah.

swish

Uh-oh.

H-h-help!

Excuse me. Well, it's not Boo-Boo.

It's the team captain, Yogi Bear himself.

[Yogi] Ya-e-e! Let me off at the next floor.

Hey, Boo-Boo.

[gibberish]

What did you say, Yogi?

Cut the strap, Boo-Boo!

swish

Yogi is making no forward distance

but he has, however, turned into a living yo-yo.

What a leader! Like he always tells us

"You've gotta take the ups with the downs."

Hey, Yogi, what did you say?

- 'Cut the strap.' - That's what I thought he said.

snip

But not down.

[screaming]

I guess that's what he wanted.

crash

I guess it is. Bad timing, Boo-Boo.

[male announcer] 'Alright, it's time to check the scoreboard.'

'The Rottens received 25 points for first place'

'giving them a total of 65.'

'No points for the Scoobies and Yogis'

'which leaves them as they were.'

'So, on to the next event.'

[whirring]

I'm over the target range

where the skydiving contest is about to commence.

The objective is to land as close as possible

to the center of the landing square.

[plane droning]

[snickering]

Diving first for the Yogis

will be Grape Ape and Yakky Doodle.

'Plane is on the target area'

'and the Yogis are in the jump position.'

[sniggering]

[Snagglepuss] 'And there they go-o-o!'

Going down, one ape and one duck.

[male announcer] 'The objective in this event'

'is to free fall as long as possible'

'while navigating to the target area'

'at maximum fall velocity of 125 miles per hour.'

'If the ripcords are not pulled, the chutes will be useless.'

Gra-a-pe...A-a-pe.

Pull the ripcord!

Wait a minute!

They seem to be wearing the wrong chutes.

'Yakky is just hoverin'

'but Grape Ape is falling like a rock.'

Uh-oh. This could be disastrous.

boom

What a jump by Grape Ape!

An earth-shattering hit right in the center of the target.

But is he okay?

[cheering]

Grape Ape! Grape Ape!

Back upstairs, as Yakky Doodle continues with his drifting fall

let's pick up with Junior Creepley

jumpin' for the Rottens.

'A fine jump by Junior Creepley.'

'Except, he seems to be a bit left of the target patch.'

[male announcer] 'As he pulls his ripcord, he is right on target.'

[Mildew] 'A beautiful display of teamwork'

'as Junior and Orful join hands.'

Unfortunately, they're fallin' off target.

No. Excuse me. They're back on target.

'No, wait. They're off target.'

'No, wait. They're on target.'

'They're on. A bull's eye for the Rottens.'

'What a dive!'

A skillful move but hardly legal.

Right, Blue Falcon. But meanwhile

let's ask Snagglepuss how the Yogi Yahooeys

Yakky Doodle is progressing with his jump.

Get me down. Get me down!

Let's pick up Tinker and Scooby-Dum

who have just jumped for the Scoobies

'and are approaching the landing patch.'

[humming]

Unfortunately, the moths got to the parachute first.

'And Scooby-Dum is forced to try and plug the holes.'

Mildew, can you pick up their approach in the landing area?

It appears they're gonna be wide.

Get movin', Speedy.

Looks like they've blown it.

Oh, come on, team, come on.

vroom vroom.

Right on, Speedy.

Yahoo!

Now that's a legal assist.

The Scooby Doobies teamwork has done it again.

They landed right on target.

Well, that about covers it, folks.

The Scoobies get 25 points for first.

[male announcer] 'Tension fills the air as we go check the scores.'

'The Scoobies now have 60 points.'

'The Yogis, no points'

'while the Rottens lose 25, for hitting a moving target.'

[all clamoring]

'Speaking of moving, look at that.'

'It's amazing.'

'Yakky Doodle is still aloft.'

When will he land?

Get me down, Get me down!

[male announcer] 'Now into our final and deciding event of the day.'

'Snagglepuss here. The judges have agreed.'

Yakky Doodle, originally representing the Yogis

in skydiving, can be rescheduled as their entry

in the hot air balloon race.

[cheering]

[male announcer] 'Along with the Rottens' Fondoo'

'and the Scoobies' Teen Angels and Captain Caveman.'

'Now, direct to Mildew Wolf for an on-the-spot report.'

Mildew Wolf here

at the top of the hot air balloon race.

The silly racers are off in more ways than one.

I see Yakky Doodle has gotten off to a good start.

Remember, the team that crosses the cliffs first wins

and earns 25 points.

What's that? Fish-flying Rottens?

[Fondoo] Gangway, Moldy Wolf.

[Mildew] That's Mildew!

[male announcer] 'The Teen Angels are ahead for the Scoobies'

'but the Rottens are approaching.'

Oh, no! Look! It's the Rottens.

Abra-ka-boom. Abra-ka-spike.

Show those teams what the Rottens are like.

A spike, that will punch our balloon.

Quick girls, drop the sand bags.

[Fondoo] I will puncture their race plan. Drat!

[male announcer] 'As the two balloons near the finish line'

'the atmosphere is electric with excitement.'

[thunder rumbling]

Yeah, I got a flash for ya, it's stormy even.

Oh, what a beautiful day.

Quick girls, the umbrella.

Here we go.

[male announcer] 'What competitors!'

'I tell you, sleet or snow can't stop'

'the raw stamina of these athletes.'

[growling]

'They push on to the finish line'

'without so much as a word of complaint.'

Get me down, get me down!

[male announcer] 'The Scoobies and Rottens race into the clouds.'

'The Scoobies are well in the lead.'

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I'm safe.

[male announcer] 'The Scoobies are being slowed down by Yakky's chute.'

'Can the Rottens catch them at the finish line?'

'It looks very close. A photo finish.'

'We'll have to wait for the results.'

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

'It can go either way, folks. So, standby.'

'Is it the Scoobies or the Rottens?'

[Snagglepuss] 'They're dropping their anchors.'

Watch it, you clumsy clods.

[male announcer] 'And here is the photo.'

'It is a tie which gives them both 25 points.'

'So the Yogis have 40, the Rottens, 65'

'and with 85, the grand champions today'

'are the Scooby Doobies.'

[cheering]

Ha, personally, I prefer the "or not."

I believe I'll give the victors a hand.

Not me. I've had enough of those windbags.

Let 'em go!

How embarrassin', I can't.

Snagglepuss snagged even.

Well, how about a last minute interview then, Snag?

All I can say is this wraps it up from here, folks.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! I'm airborne.

[male announcer] 'So as we say goodbye from the blue skies over Kitty Hawk'

'be sure to return next week'

'when these dauntless athletes return'

'for another action-packed day of competition.'

And don't forget the high-flying commentators.

'I'll be happy to return at all, exit, fade out even.'

[outro theme]

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