01x15 - Arizona / Holland

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[instrumental music]

[male narrator] It's Scooby's All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics.."

...starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo!

[male narrator] Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me.

[male narrator] And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman

and his mystery-solving companions The Teen Angels.

Captain Cavema-a-an!

[male narrator] And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

Forty-five stars in the "Laff-A-Lympics."

Yes, it's Scooby's All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male narrator] Welcome once again, sports fans, to another thrill-packed

All-Star "Laff-A-Lympics."

And what a show we have planned today.

First we take you to Rustler's Gulch, Arizona

to see the bronc riding and steed roping competitions.

Then across the seas to picturesque Holland

where our spirited athletes will conclude today's match.

Now, down to the corral where Snagglepuss and Mildew

are standing by at the first event.

The bronc riding contest.

Welcome wild west fans.

It's Snag and Mildew.

Your on the scene pronouncers here at Rustler's Gulch.

This town is so mean that the Dalton brothers

could win the congeniality prize.

[male narrator] Now for the start of the wild bronc riding contest.

The rider with the longest and most graceful ride wins.

First up on a buckin' bronc

ridin' for the Yogi Yahooeys is Huckleberry Hound.

[cheering]

And Huckleberry Hound-dog howdy.

I must say, Huck, your bronc seems to be anything but wild.

Well, I guess I lucked out on the draw.

I've got the most peaceful, lovable

and gentle critter in the whole herd.

muah

Yuck!

I hope you brushed his teeth this morning.

I've seen livelier nags on a merry-go-round.

neigh neigh

Uh-oh, looks like all the love and compassion

has turned to hate and resentment.

swoosh

[all] Go! Go! Go!

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

In fact I'm gone!

Uh-oh. Another fact is I'm really gone.

Heavens to Huckleberry, he's airborne even.

[male narrator] What an incredible ride by Huck'

'but unfortunately he left the Corral'

'and will get no points for his team.'

splash

snort

Well, Huck

looks like your mount got all steamed up for nothing.

I know. I know.

How do you account for his strange behavior?

Well, you just better ask him.

I'm just the cowboy.

[Mildew] Well, love and compassion

what do you have to say for yourself?

slurp

Yuck! I just hate sloppy kissers.

[male narrator] Coming out of chute number two aboard Wild Oats

is Tinker of the Scooby Doobies.

Yaahoo!

[audience cheering]

Yaay!

[male narrator] Look at that bronc buck.

Yippie ya yay! Yippie.

Ride 'em, cowboy.

[male narrator] A sensational ride!

Hi, there, sports fans.

Well, here we are at the chute three with the parents

of Daisy Mayhem, the Rottens entry.

Yahoo!

I must say, Daisy is the spittin' image of her mother.

Before Daisy comes out of her chute

we're gonna run some home movies of young Daisy.

[female #1] 'Daisy was always a girl born to the saddle.'

Now here she is at six months

when her daddy gave her a stuffed horse.

And here she is at 12.

Yahoo!

[female #1] She was playing cowboys and cowgirl.

- Help! Help! Help! - Gotcha, varmints.

[female #1] And there she was a natural born cowgirl.

Mr. Mayhem, you've been awfully quiet.

What do you have to say about your daughter's upcoming ride?

Yaahooie!

Well, like father like daughter.

[male narrator] 'And now riding for the Rottens aboard Ozark Fever'

'Daisy Mayhem.'

oink oink oink

[audience cheering]

- 'And there she is.' - Giddyup, y'all.

[male narrator] Why, that horse isn't bucking at all.

It looks like Ozark Fever got a cold compress.

Go, Daisy.

[male narrator] I don't understand it.

But one things for sure, that's gonna be

a big point ride for Daisy.

Excuse me, Daisy.

How'd that bronc lose his buck?

Sense even.

Shucks, partner. There's nothing to it.

I just showed him a picture of Marilyn Mare, the movie queen.

And I told him to mind his P's and Q's

if he ever wants a date with that filly.

Heavens to pin-ups. To P's and Q's even.

[neighing]

Watch it.

[Daisy] 'That's what he's a-doin'.'

[male narrator] Ladies and gentlemen.

Based on poise and length of ride



[Scoobies cheering]

[male narrator] Fifteen points for second goes to Daisy Mayhem of the Rottens.

And ten points for third goes to Huckleberry of the Yogis.

The next event will be the steer roping contest.

And boy do we have a bunch of mean steers standing by.

The objective is to rope the steer in the quickest time.

First will be Quick Draw McGraw for the Yogi Yahooeys.

[Yogis cheering]

Well, Quick Draw, that one there is yours. What do you think?

Gosh! I hope it's not a bum steer.

Mm, I'm glad he said it and not me.

Tell me, Quick Draw, you scared?

Are you kidding?

The fastest caster in the west scared?

No way!

Why, I'll have that critter roped

and tied in ten seconds flat.

Or my name ain't Quick Draw McGraw!

[snorts]

bam

Ah, make that 15 seconds, Mildew.

[male narrator] What's this? Quick Draw is using a fish pole.

I'm gonna catch me a big one.

swoosh

screech

I think I got a bull by the horns.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Quick Draw has reeled his steer in or vice versa.

'But the hard part is still to come, roping him.'

Just you wait and watch!

Got you.

[male narrator] Beautiful roping by Quick Draw

'for the Yogi's in a time of one minute flat.'

'Coming up next is the tandem in Blue for the Scooby Doobies.'

[Scoobies cheering]

[male narrator] The Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.

Thank you. Thank you, fans. Dynomutt thanks you.

Ah, thank you. Oops.

snort

I think they got the message, Dog Wonder.

Right, ol' buddy, Falc of my heart.

Oh, great blue leader.

Will you cool it already?

Alright, Dog Wonder, you know what to do.

Right, B.F.

creak

First place is as good as ours.

Throw it away, Dog Wonder!

Oops!

How am I doing so far, B.F.?

Get me out of this.

There you go, oh, fantastic falc.

Have no fear, blue buddy. I'll get that steer.

I wonder, Dog Wonder.

I wonder.

snort snort

[Blue Falcon] 'Uh-oh, now, he's angry.'

Hey, away! Toro, toro.

I'm afraid to look.

thud

[indistinct chatter]

I wonder what he's saying.

Get me out of this, Dog Blunder.

That's what I thought you said.

[male narrator] The clock is ticking away

and Dynomutt has got to make his mark.

Oh, yeah?

[snoring]

Let me take over from here, Dog Wonder.

What do you mean, blue buddy?

We're a team, like Batman and Robin.

Like Sherlock Holmes and Watson.

Like Abbott and Costello.

Here, you hold on to the dyno rope and I'll lasso the steer.

Okay. Why do I listen to him?

Okay, toro!

[instrumental music]

splat

[crowd cheering]

Well, B.F., what do you think now?

I think that about wraps it up.

[male narrator] One minute and ten seconds.

What a display of dyno skill by the Scoobies.

The final competition in the steer roping will be

'Dinky Dalton roping for the Rottens.'

That's what I call a big hand.

gulp

You better believe it, partner.

[snorts]

swoosh

I always knew that guy was a blow hard.

[male narrator] And here comes the steer.

I'd hate to be in his shoes.

Yahoo!

screech

Ya! Hai! Hai! Hai!

Watch it.

thud

I think I got a bum steer.

[male narrator] A beautiful display and a record time of 30 seconds.

However the Rottens will only get last place points

since Dinky himself was roped by the steer.

[Rottens booing]

[male narrator] The best time goes to Quick Draw McGraw

of the Yogis, giving them a total of 35.

The Scoobies get 15 for second

and move into the lead with 40.

While the Rottens take ten for third giving them

a total of 25.

[Scoobies cheering]

And that's it from the wild west, sports fans.

'But standby, there's more action coming up'

'in the second half.'

It'll be two left on the windmill time

when we cross the ocean to Rotterdam, Holland.

[male narrator] Yes, folks, we'll see you beside the Zuiderzee

for today's "Laff-A-Lympics"' exciting conclusion.

of "Laff-A-Lympics" action.

In our second half we travel to Rotterdam, Holland

for two rip-roaring events.

The wild and wooly windmill contest

and the daring, delirious dike building match.

At the end of the Arizona events

the Scoobies held the lead with 40.

The Yogis were in second with 35

while the Rottens were in the cellar with 25.

Now let's go to the site of our first event here in Holland.

The windmill riding contest.

Take it away, Mildew and Snagglepuss.

The winner will be determined by the greatest number

of turns of the windmill in the 30 second period.

A question mark even.

So, gentlemen, start your windmills.

[male narrator] First up in the windmill riding contest

is the big Grape Ape of the Yogi Yahooeys.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

Heavens to heliotropes, it's team captain, Yogi.

[Yogis cheering]

Y'all bet your windmills. Ye-hey-hey!

Yogi, it seems there's no wind today.

Will that hurt Grape Ape's chances?

Not at all, Snag.

'He's windier than the average ape. Ye-hey-hey!'

[male narrator] There goes the bell, and there goes Grape Ape.

Watch it, you big wind machine.

[male narrator] One, two, three, four, five revolutions and still going.

But wait! The windmill seems to be sinking. It is.

The windmill can't seem to support Grape Ape's weight.

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

poing

Twelve revolutions.

Not a bad show for an overgrown chimp.

[Yogis cheering]

Grape Ape.

[whirring]

Exit, stage up.

Now, up with the next team even.

[male narrator] Mumbly is getting ready for his ride.

Wait a minute, eight arms?

That certainly is a strange looking windmill.

[snickers]

[male narrator] Mumbly is on the windmill, and there he goes.

[audience booing]

Okay, Orful, let's go into passing gear.

[male narrator] Look at him go.

I can't believe this. See it even.

[male narrator] Forty, 50, 60.

[Rottens cheering]

[male narrator] The Laff-A-Lympics anti-cheating multi-mirror scan

has detected a foul by the Rottens.

A penalty will be called.

Indeed, it will. It will, indeed.

As you can see here

looking through mirror A, we then go to mirror B

which corresponds to mirror C.

[male narrator] What does that all mean, Snag?

It means, whoever heard of a windmill with eight arms.

[male narrator] You're right, Snag.

Since Orful Octopus participated as a windmill

using eight arms, the Rottens' score will be reduced in half.

Rottens get 34 revolutions, not 68.

Huh! How revolting.

[male narrator] The final contestant in the windmill riding match

is that fantastic foursome from the Scooby Doobies

Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels.

The Teen Angels and Captain Caveman

are each on top of one of the arms.

buzz

[male narrator] And there's the buzzer.

- Come on, harder! - Uh-oh. It's not moving!

What's wrong? We're not moving.

The weight's too evenly distributed.

That's the problem.

Don't worry. Me fix.

Captain Caveman!

whoosh

[Taffy Dare] 'Hold on, girls. Here we go!'

[male narrator] The Scooby team has taken off

with a jet blast of Captain Caveman.

Wait a minute. They're going in the wrong direction.

The Laff-A-Lympics rules are

everyone must go counter-clockwise

which means they're gaining negative points.

Minus eight, nine, ten..

Oh, no. This is disastrous.

[indistinct chatter]

[male narrator] Minus 60, minus 65, minus 70.

What a tremendous effort, but all for naught.

Wait a second.

The axle of the windmill

is starting to crack.

Oh, no. There it goes.

Hold on, it's lifting.

It's becoming a Scooby team copter.

Captain Caveman!

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Well, it looks like they're going to land

in somebody's tulip field.

Indeed, they will. They will, indeed.

And if you don't mind the pun, I think they're gonna be in..

Are you ready? Dutch.

[male narrator] You're right, Snag. Corny, but right.

No revolutions but at least safe.

Mm. Good.

No, Cavey, you don't eat the tulips.

[male narrator] The Rottens had the most revolutions

of their windmill and get 25 points

for first place in the event.

Yogis take 15 for second

and the Scoobies take ten for third.

Making it a three-way tie at 50.

Ladies and gentlemen, the big moment has come.

The final and deciding event.

The dike building contest.

We're standing here on the shore of the Zuiderzee.

I zee. I zee.

Right now, the zea is at low tide.

But in ten minutes the water level will rise over 50 feet.

[male narrator] Which means these dikes must be filled

within ten minutes or it's bon voyage.

The team that builds its dike first will be the winner.

Now, let's meet the athletes.

Yay-hey-hey.

This is gonna be a dangerous event, g*ng.

If you don't get that dike built in time

it's rub-a-dub-lub.

So, I'm calling on volunteers.

Whoever wants to be first in the dike event, step forward.

Auggie, my son, my son.

I think a group of back-steppers have just volunteered us.

[male narrator] Representing the Yogi Yahooeys

will be Auggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy.

Dike building for the Scoobies will be team captain

Scooby Doo and Shaggy.

[Scoobies cheering]

Aren't you late on umbrellas? Why all the rain gear?

Like if we don't get that dike built in time

we gotta prepare for the worst.

Fondoo is ready.

[male narrator] And the magic rabbit.

I hope you guys are photogenic

'cause that's our hidden anti-cheat camera

that you're posin' for.

Did he say hidden?

Wonderful. Here, let me help hide it.

Abrakazoom. Make that camera really hidden.

poof

Heavens to hanky-panky! The camera's gone. Hidden even.

That means they'll be on the honor system.

I'm always on my honor.

To cheat that is.

[male narrator] The contestants are in their positions by the dikes.

clang clang

[male narrator] And there's the starting bell.

They're off.

[audience cheering]

[male narrator] Using the official Laff-A-Lympics sandbags

the athletes must fill the hole..

...in their respective dikes.

Hurry, son of mine.

We don't seem to be making much headway.

[male narrator] And they better hurry because the water

on the other side of the dike is rising rapidly.

Hurry up with those sandbags, Scoob.

The water is rising real quick.

[audience cheering]

Mm, quicker than you think.

Abrakazam. Abrakazip.

Make that Scooby's sand real quick.

Holy cow!

Holy cow! Those bags must be filled with quick sand.

Scoob, look.

'Scooby Doo!'

'Scooby, where are you?'

Quick sandbags.

[male narrator] The water level from the Zuiderzee is rising

perilously close to the top of the dikes.

Faster, son of mine.

This pile don't seem to be getting much higher.

I just don't understand it.

We stacked 200 bags of sand and our dike's still empty.

Quicker with the quick sand, Scoob.

The water's rising quickly.

[male narrator] And so is the excitement

as we near the end the event.

Whoever gets their dike hole filled first

will bring victory to his team.

And whoever doesn't will bring a lot of water to his team.

[whistling]

[male narrator] Miraculously, it appears that Fondoo is going to be the win.

In fact, I'm just whistling Dixie.

[male narrator] High tide is imminent.

Come along, oh, son of mine.

I don't get it, dear ol' parent.

Get up here quick or you will..

[male narrator] And the winner is Fondoo the Magician for the Rottens.

Ta-da!

[male narrator] Wait a minute, Fondoo's dike just collapsed.

The winner is the Scooby Doobies.

Yeah. Like the quicksand turned out to be peanut butter.

And when the water hit it, it turned out to be peanut brittle

and filled the hole in our dike.

Peanut brittle. Oh, boy!

Scooby Doobie Doooo!

Flash!

One phony magician and rabbit have been spotted

floatin' out of Rotterdam.

What an embarrassing situation!

Bluck!

[male narrator] The winner of the dike building contest

is the Scooby Doobies.

Giving them a grand total of 75.

Making them the overall winners.

As the Yogis wind up with 65.

And the Rottens were a washout for third.

So that's it for this week's "Laff-A-Lympics."

As we say goodbye to the tulip fields

and green pastures of Holland.

[snickers]

[male narrator] Remember to join our brave athletes next week

when they return to do battle for "Laff-A-Lympic" gold.

[theme music]

bonk

screech

screech

roar

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