01x12 - Quit Clowning!

[bunniefuu]

According to
City Hall officials,

the Mayor said he won't
make the mistake of inviting

an orangutan to a
press conference again

without bringing any banas.

Peeling off from that story,

in local news, our very own
hometown hero, Kenan Thompson

will be MCing our annual
QTTV telethon this year.

I'm getting some interference.

Uh, something's
definitely wrong here.

Whoa, hey, hey!

It's the curse!

Ahhh!

It's Pazzo!

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're
one in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on
you Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and
unmask that villain ♪

Zoinks! It's Kenan Thompson!

Like, man, are you
sure this is the place?

Yup. QTTT TV!

-This is it. -Kenan Thompson.

That's right, dude.
He is totally like...

Actor and comedian,
Kenan Thompson.

Uh, yeah, thanks.
I already know that.

Uh, hi. I'm Megan,
station manager.

I'm so glad you're here.

Always happy to help my
favorite hometown TV station.

I am but a humble
thespian at your service.

And we're his mouses.

Not mouses, Scoob.
Muses. We're Kenan's muses.

Oh! My fountain of
inspiration, these two.

Plus, if they laugh, I know I've
struck me some serious comedy gold.

Ka-ching!

We certainly need
those laughs around here.

If tonight's telethon
isn't a success,

we're gonna have
to close the station.

I'm down to a skeleton crew.

Relax!

It just means a small crew.

That's why I'm so excited

you agreed to headline
our telethon, Kenan.

You're our last hope.
You're gonna save us.

Well, then we need
more than just a telethon.

That's right, you heard me.
What we need is a Kenathon!

A Kenathon?

Like, show 'em your
dance moves, man.

Twinkle toes! Gleep,
glurp, glurp, glurp.

Wait, now show her
King Tutan-Kenan.

Oh! Walk like an Egyptian.

Oh, yeah, go everywhere.
I feel like new money!

Why, dude, do another
one, do another one.

Dude, Scoob, dog, dog, Scoob.

Who's that?

The station attorney, AJ Dobbs.

He's been the cool head
during this tough time.

Excuse me, we need
to get going, Megan,

for our meeting with the bank.

Oh, right, right.

The telethon goes
live at seven o'clock.

Use whatever you need to
get ready, stages, cameras,

you got the place to yourselves.

Uh, is there anything
I'm forgettin'?

Did you tell them
about the curse?

Curse?

Yes, the curse of
Pazzo, the ghost clown.

Ghost clown.

Ghost clown?

Good luck.

See you in a bit.

This is truly somethin'.

I spent my childhood
watchin' this local TV station.

All the old cartoons,
the TV reruns.

The Pazzo the Clown show.

As in Pazzo, the ghost clown?

I dunno anything about that.

All I know is that I love me
somePazzo the Clown when I was a kid.

You two know, there's
no such thing as ghosts.

Excuse me, Velma.

For Scoob and me, the
jury is still out on that one.

Ghosts could definitely be real.

They always seem real to me.

Relax, guys, there's
nothing to be afraid of.

It's Pazzo.

- Pazzo!
- I really don't like clowns.

Nobody move.

Wouldn't want you
to get hurt in the dark.

Wow, that really startled me.

Sorry to startle you.

I'm the contractor from the
construction site next door.

My boys accidentally
blew a breaker.

Ah! sh**t.

All the wiring is connected
between these old buildings.

I'm gonna have to
rewire everything.

Oh, man. This is
where they taped

all the original Pazzo
the Clown shows

I watched them over and over.

And they had this great
part in the opening credits

where Pazzo throws
a pie in a kid's face.

It was comedic genius. Oh,
how I wanted to be that kid.

Gettin' that pie in
the face every day

for all of TV eternity.

To be a part of comedy legend.

Pazzo was one of
my earliest influences.

He had such a brilliant
sense of comedic...

Timing!

- Uh, yeah. Timing.
- Good job, guys.

-Hi. -Simone?

Hi, hey, hey, hi. Hello. Simone.

Yeah, I'm Kenan's
acting partner.

Hey, hi, pleasure. What's up?

What are you doing
here? We talked about this.

We are not in middle school
drama club anymore, Simone.

I'm a solo act now. Solo.

As in, uno, mano,
me, myself and I.

This isn't over, Kenan Thompson.

You will be sorry.

Hmm...

You got any ideas what you
might do on the telethon, Kenan?

Well, some skits and
sketches. Maybe some surprises.

You know, improvise
while I televise.

Huh? Ah!

Shaggy, you're invisible.

-Ahhh! -Scoob!

Like, where did I go?

You've got a great t-shirt
against the green screen.

It's TV magic, bro.

Huh, it looks like we're experiencing
some technical difficulties.

Please stand by.

Ahhh!

Get out!

Where's that signal coming from?

Some kind of outside hack.

Or an inside curse?

You've been warned. Get out!

Or be cursed.

Like somebody,
hand me the remote.

I wanna change this
kooky ghost channel.

Hey, what the...

Hey, hey, hey, now,
ain't no remote there.

I can't find it.

Come on, Scoob.
Let's take the catwalk!

Get out!

Or be doomed.

-Zoinks. -Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Like, maybe we need to cut
back on the Scooby Snacks.

Huh?

Now, that's what I
call makin' an entrance.

And it seems our ghost
clown has made its exit.

But not before
leaving this behind.

Looks like somebody just
handed us our first clue.

Well, you know who could
crack this caper wide open?

MC Detective Kenan Clue-man.

♪ I'm spinnin' rhymes
While solving my crimes ♪

♪ My style is lyrical And
my evidence empirical ♪

♪ I wear the gum
Gum, gum shoes ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm sneaking
up on Cli, cli, cli, clues ♪

Well, g*ng, I don't know
comedy, but I do know this.

We can't let that ghost
clown stop the telethon.

It's time we split up
and look for clues.

He always says that.

Shaggy, Scooby, you stay with Kenan
while he rehearses for the telethon.

-The Kenathon. -Thanks, Scoob.

Daphne and Velma, and I will check
the building for anything suspicious.

♪ Talkin' on My, my, my behalf ♪

♪ Hope the ghost clown Won't
get the la, la The very last laugh ♪

The very last laugh.

Oh, man, this telethon needs to
be a really big hit to save the station.

All right, while I
try out some stuff,

pretend you're watching
me on TV, okay?

It helps me with my process.

Like totally!

I haven't done anything, yet.

Like, man, Scoob. Am I crazy
or is that dude on TV talkin' to us?

Uh-oh. Oh, no.

I'm a man trapped
inside a television.

Hey, let me outta here.

Help, help. Hey,
you! I'm talkin' to you.

Oh!

Man, I love this show.

-It's my favorite. -Mine too.

I once read that scorpions
glow in the dark, naturally.

There's nothing natural
about a glowing clown

Or supernatural,
for that matter. Look.

Yeah.

Nice, just the right
mix of funk, spunk,

and alley-oop for the dunk.

Yeah.

That's gonna be hard to follow.

Maybe I should save it for last.

But wait, what do
I do in the middle.

Aw, I just boxed myself
into a talent corner.

- What do I do? - Hmm...

- You could tell some jokes.
- I like knock, knocks.

-No. -How about spinning plates?

-No. -Bird calls?

-No! -Impressions?

-Monologue? -No!

Wait, go back. Impressions?

And like, zoinks, Scoob.

I'm, like, itching
for some of those

like, Kooky, crazy, like...

Scooby, like, Snacks.

Like, dude, like, I don't
like say, like, like, that much.

You do, Shaggy.

Like, not really.

Ruh-roh, Shaggy.
Ruh-roh, ruh-roh.

- I don't say "Ruh-roh."
- Like, yeah, you do.

No I don't.

-Do so. -You do so.

-Do so. -I don't.

- You do. - I don't.

-You do so. -You... Do so.

- I don't. I don't.
- I don't. I don't. I don't.

Ruh-roh, I said
it too many times.

It wouldn't be a mystery
without a creepy basement.

Simone?

Hmm, glow in the dark makeup.

This stuff is available
at party stores.

Clown makeup and a couple
of rubber noses, all new.

Huh.

Ahhh!

Leave now and never return.

You have been warned.

Something tells me
we need to get to know

this Pazzo character
just a little bit better.

Let's check the video
archives, see what we can find.

The Kenathon is on.

This wonderful station
needs your help, folks.

Operators are standing
by to take your calls and...

What?

Too stiff?

- Uh, uh, Kenan.
- Should I add more razzmatazz?

-A little soft shoe? -Kenan!

- I'm open for notes.
- Like, dude, only one note.

- Ghost clown.
- Right behind you!

Ahhh!

Oh, no. They're in trouble.

Velma, you check
out the video archives.

Daphne and I will help Shaggy,
Scooby and Mr. Thompson.

This isn't funny anymore.

Ahhh!

Who's laughing, now?

That sure ain't the
Pazzo I remember.

What is that thing?

Huh!

All these Pazzo the Clown
tapes have been erased.

That doesn't make any sense.

Oh, what's this one?

Hey! It's the Pazzo
the Clown show.

Hurray!

Kenan was right,
that is pretty funny.

Jinkies.

That's it, I've got
to tell the others.

Ahhh!

Jinkies!

- Velma? - Like, where is Velma?

-She's gone missing. -Yeah.

Turn around.

I'm locked in this
sound proof booth.

We've only got an hour

before Kenan has to
go live for the telethon.

-The Kenathon.
-Uh, right. Thanks, Scooby.

We have to find Velma
and... Let me guess.

- Ghost clown? - Check.

-And he's right behind me?
-Double check.

Boy, do I hate clowns!

- Ahhh! - Run!

This way!

Huh?

Excuse me, miss. Is
this hiding spot taken?

Kenan, it's me, Velma.

Oh, sorry. I didn't recognize
you without your glasses.

Come on, we need
to get out of here.

Ha! That's better.

This mystery is really
starting to come together.

Kenan, let's start this show

because I know just how
to capture this ghost clown.

I hope you know
what you're doin'.

Don't worry, we do.

Just make sure, you
and the crew stay clear

when it all goes down.

The most important thing in
mystery solving and comedy is...

Timing.

Like, dude. I dunno what's causing
all this nervous eating, Scoob.

It's either the pre-show jitters
or that horrible ghost clown.

Both.

Do-Re-Mi!

Mmm. ♪ Do-Re-Mi ♪

♪ Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti... ♪

♪ Do! ♪

Check.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Okay, it's showtime.

Live in five,
four, three, two...

Welcome to the QTTT

Kenan Thompson
television time telethon.

I'm your host, Kenan Thompson
and we're coming to you live

from our beloved local station
in beautiful downtown Atlanta.

I warned you!

I warned you all.

Now, you shall pay the price.

Or maybe you'll
pay the price, Pazzo.

Hey! It's the Pazzo
The Clown show.

Hurray!

Oh, man! That pie.

That face!

Comedic genius, right there.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Shut it off!

It'sThe Pazzo the Clownshow.

Hurray!

No.

Shut it off, shut it off.

Not the pie!

Ta-da!

Simon, what are you doing?

I'm makin' my big entrance.

Oh.

Like, Scoob. At
least, it wasn't us

that ruined the trap this time.

Yeah.

Oh, no. He's getting away.

Come on, g*ng.

Timing, Simone, you really
need to work on your timing.

It's over, there's
no place left to go.

I vote we just
leave him up there.

Who's with me?

No, no, no, no.

Now, let's see who
this ghost clown really is.

AJ Dobbs, the station attorney?

Hey, I know that guy, he's the guy
who's been blockin' my application

to declare the TV station
a historical landmark.

That would protect it
for generations to come.

Why would you try to block that?

Because AJ Dobbs is
none other than the pie boy

in the opening credits
ofThe Pazzo the Clown show.

You mean, you're
that little boy?

He was a child actor who
was paid to be part of the show.

- Part of TV comedy history?
- And how I hated it.

Can you imagine what
it was like to see yourself

get a pie in the
face for all eternity?

Yes! Yes, I can.

So lucky.

Oh, I so wanted to be you.

Not lucky at all.

I was the pie boy,
I couldn't stand it.

I wanted my revenge!

So much so, that he
wanted to erase it forever.

After law school, he got himself
hired as the station's lawyer

and began exploiting
the urban legend

of Pazzo's curse to sabotage
the station from the inside,

and destroy all the tapes
ofThe Pazzo the Clown show.

Sacrilege. You were gonna what?

I was so close to finally
shutting this place down

and destroying
every last tape of me

getting that pie in the face.

So close! And I would
have gotten away with it too.

If it weren't for
you meddling...

-Ta-da! -Oh!

Timing.

What an amazing night.
We have crushed our goal.

I mean, who knew that
unmasking a crazy ghost clown

on a TV show would
make a great TV show.

But here we are
and it ain't over yet.

Please give a warm welcome
home to the real Pazzo the Clown.

Hey!

Thanks, Kenan. Good to be back.

Tell us, what have you
been doing with yourself?

Well, now, I run a pie place.

Of course you do.

And as a lifelong fan,

I can think of no greater thrill

than to get one of Pazzo's
pies thrown in my face.

Really?

You know it, pie me.

Shaggy, Scooby, would
you do the honors?

Pepperoni or sausage?

Excuse me?

It's Pazzo's pizza pie place.

That's a whole new
kind of pie in the face.

And I love it.

Making TV comedy
history, right here.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!