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02x03 - All the Marbles

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x03 - All the Marbles

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

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trouble there they go

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hey

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foreign

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good effort Try A Little Higher and to

the left

now that wasn't even close

I got it I got it

listen everybody stay in your seats

we'll be right back okey dokey monster

Marvel they're the coolest monster

foolish monster Marvel

yes pick me up I want to see this you

don't

want a super duper collection I'm

looking

solar orange blinding white dazzling

purple fireball red mean green sparkling

blue and if you act now you get the

rainbow Champion marble free

yes really and that's not all ordinary

marbles play like this

but watch what monster marbles can do oh

monster Marvels go go monster marbles go

and you don't just get one monster

marble you get one two three four five

six seven super duper marbles in every

set

that's right seven me yes you do you

wanna be cool yes do you want monster

marbles yes I can't hear you say it I

want monster marbles I want monster

marbles I want monster marbles I want

monster mom

commercial

enough already with the TV in my seven

now that all my doodles are together

Mary's birthday we need to be discussing

every

present we should

wishing our friend Mary Lincoln now

Mom's right but what should we get her

how about a set of new cowboy boots Mary

loves playing Cowboys and turkeys with

me and five

a nice tutu for Mary to dance in would

be better

Mary would really like a new basketball

so she can sh**t some hoops with her

good friend one

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one with the ball there is no playing in

the house we could get her some wax so

she could wax her car two Mary doesn't

have a car oh well we could get her a

new car so she could wax it I can't

believe what you guys are coming up with

wait I've got the perfect present for

Mary like what that mop on your head

everyone watch this what is it it's an

automatic birthday cake candle blower

router here hold this while I

demonstrate she'll get any birthday wish

guaranteed watch

thank you

the only wish that Mary is gonna make is

that she doesn't get that thing for a

present

oh hell the bag

and no with the eating of candles at any

time my Five ski sorry

I want monster marbles what was that

seven I want monster marbles seven this

isn't about what you want this is about

what Mary wants Mary wants monster

marbles they are the coolest

thinking I am that all of my mushkas are

wanting something for themselves and not

for our Mary and sometimes the gifts

that are being the best are the ones

yourselves have been making that's a

great idea mom we can make Mary some

pictures except five used up all our

markers trying to color Belinda we

thought coloring or purple would make

her give grape flavored milk

never mind four we could put all our

money together and get some new markers

at the toy store here I have a dollar

and I have one more dollar that makes

two

I've discovered another dollar and that

makes wait one plus two minus three add

three and Eureka we have three dollars

I'm in that makes four

that makes five dollars

I have a dollar that makes

I guess that leaves me seven

we have seven dollars so it is off with

you to the toy store

foreign

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okay last one in is a rotten peanut

butter and jellyfish

my nose push harder

that must be some kind of trick door

listen now and the listen quick the door

you saw was not a trick oh really then

how'd we wind up out here you clown

there are many things not taught in

schools like these three revolving door

rules fascinating three rules you say

rule number one is very true if you know

what's good for you when you wanna have

some fun enter please one by one

not two by two you'll have bad luck and

for sure you will get stuck

rule number two is up right now when you

learn it you'll say wow don't push too

hard don't push too quick

or you might wind up getting sick

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rule number three is our last and you

can learn it very fast when there are

others in the door go in Only One

Direction no more

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so just remember these simple rules and

you won't look like revolving door fools

oh

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hey

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got it right that time

holy toledo

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it's beautiful

I thought we'd be here to get markers

you get the marker seven here's the

money bye

now let's see M for markers make way for

the nose Patrol

M for markers and don't forget M for

marbles who said that it's us the

monster marbles the monster marbles

Eureka I'll take this time machine back

in time and get Mary her very own

dinosaur

now let's see they must keep the tutus

around here somewhere

oh how lovely

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foreign

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than those other toys we're more fun

cause we make noise

must have monster marbles

foreign

of course okay now we got a Hoppity

Hopper a bicycle tire three springy

things how many hula hoops you snag

they're a pal seven seven it is call me

crazy but we do have shopping carts I

crazy

funny next one dinosaur and one time

machine love the hair the dinosaur you

can buy but we gotta hold on to the time

machine what but my work in the time

field has only just begun I can't tell

you how sorry I am I can't how about you

little lady one Piana please one pie

Anna it is and that brings your grand

total to

654.32 cents we don't have that much

money and I can pretend that I care but

why don't you all make it easy on both

of us and put back the things you can't

pay for we were supposed to get a

birthday present for Mary I guess we got

a little carried away it's a good thing

seven is getting the markers at least he

kept his head on his shoulders must have

monster marbles

give me the monster Marbles and the

customer is always right

why is that

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hey seven did you get the markers

um yes I think so I

good let's go

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put these up

oh dear

foreign

yes Evan where are those markers let's

get started right here well um we've got

plenty of time to make Mary's present

her birthday isn't until tomorrow now

you're talking who's up for a game of

street hockey I'm playing goalie but

sevens are goalie wait I can play hockey

I think I've twisted my knee that's not

your knee it's your head well my knees

are twisted The Twist reaches all the

way up to my head

uh-huh you're Twisted all right come on

let's go okay let's get the equipment

from the closet come on

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well don't you want to play with us I

really shouldn't what if the others find

out well they won't find out if you have

a good hiding place

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no one will find us in here

cool

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hmm they sure seemed much bigger on

television

I said four you're just a sore loser

anybody can win when they have two on

their team he's got two sticks to score

with I can't help it if I'm gifted

I'll tell you what one let's go over to

the park and play hide and seek then

we'll see who's the sore loser you're on

Race you to the park

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oh

ouch

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oh dear I've made a terrible mistake the

commercial said the marbles would make

me cool

it certainly wasn't a very cool thing to

buy the marbles when you were supposed

to get the markers

actually that was pretty crummy of you

in fact I don't think I want to be your

reflection anymore wait you're right it

was a crummy thing to do first thing

tomorrow I'm going to take those marbles

back to the store and exchange them for

the markers before anyone finds out all

right but don't mess this up

hurry up and

now the time you're ready for bed

time to get out

get up hide the marbles ready or not

we're coming in on the count of three

one two three

five will you get off of me

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I'm sorry I took so long I am couldn't

get my head on straight

what are those noises what noises I

didn't hear any noises

I don't know what you all are talking

about I don't hear a thing with all that

time you spent in the bathroom you'd

think you'd clean your ears out my ears

are clean it's just I mean I'm fine

everything's fine you'll see everything

is going to be just fine in the morning

foreign

boy what's up with him ah there's

nothing wrong with him it's all in his

head

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Kevin where are you going I am the

world's biggest headache and I can't

sleep I'm going to get a glass of water

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imagine not being able to get one's

Beauty

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okie dokie

Duke those marbles will be safe in there

and in the morning

back to the store they go

late it is for seven to be not sleeping

something is bothering him

um I'll feel well better tomorrow I

promise then sleeping you should be so

tomorrow is coming sooner

foreign

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but all I have to do is take the marbles

back to the store and get the markers

oh no

don't worry seven there's plenty more

where that came from

five

five

hundred seven didn't get any yeah five

it's all right five it's just that I

don't see my chocolate flavored sugar

sweeties you wouldn't want that anyway

the cereal was old and stale it was so

old and stale that we threw it out

you threw out my chocolate flavored

sugar sweeties they were as hard as

rocks not even five would eat them yeah

oh dear oh damn seven just have

something else for breakfast we want to

get started on Mary's birthday present

and we need the markers I that is we

can't can't seven where are the markers

I didn't mean to do it I don't know what

came over me the cereal wasn't old and

stale it had the marbles in it what are

you talking about I didn't buy the

markers

I bought the monster marbles I was going

to return them and get the markers

but I hit them in the chocolate covered

sugar sweeties box because that's my

cereal and nobody eats it and now it's

been thrown out

well what do you know finally somebody

in this family did something as crummy

as me seven There's Hope for you yet

never mind that four we've got to get

that cereal box out of the garbage and

get those marbles

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maybe not I've been making some

adjustments to the bicycle and if we

hurry we can catch that garbage truck

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oh no

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what a dump

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wow

man this place stinks how did it ever

get to be so bad

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essentially a dump is where our garbage

goes when we throw something out this is

where it winds up there sure is a lot of

garbage does it have to be like this no

don't tell me you don't know the miracle

of reusable refuse why is it I have a

feeling I'm about to find out

behold the wonders of garbage

hey g*ng wanna know what the three

coolest words in the world are reduce

reuse recycle there are a lot of things

that we throw out as garbage that can be

used for something new take those

newspapers for example we can take old

newspapers and make new ones out of them

and books and paper for letters too

don't let those glass bottles go to

waste we can melt those down and make

everything from new glass bottles to

even marbles don't stop there you can

even take old tires tin cans and plastic

bottles and make them into some things

you would not believe watch this

this entire playground was made out of

old things which when recycled are made

into something brand new so remember if

you really want to be cool Reduce Reuse

and recycle

wow I guess it's never too late to start

recycling

we'll never find the marbles in all of

these

if only people would recycle this would

be a much smaller dump Never Say Never

seven we'll find those marbles it may

take all afternoon or all day or all

week well if it takes more than a couple

of hours we're gonna miss Mary's party

yikes I guess we need a better plan this

is all my fault I will never be able to

make a gift for Mary oops

don't lose your head over the seven when

Opportunity Knocks open the door

gee I see lots of things but I don't see

a door exactly and all we need are lots

of things to make Mary a great present

ready everybody to ring that Bell

foreign

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for me bring it in

it's a car and we made it ourselves

wow this is the most out of sight

present anyone's ever given me see I

told you she'd like a new car groovy too

just groovy and we did it all by taking

old things and making them into

something new

Eureka the car of tomorrow from the

stuff of yesterday hop in Mary give it a

spin yeah this is so fun

making that with markers did you oh well

actually mom I've got something to tell

you

I didn't buy the markers didn't you no I

bought marbles instead I tried to take

them back but they got lost at the dump

and that's where we found the stuff to

make Mary's call I let everybody down

I guess I really lost my marbles

thinking I am maybe you did not lose all

your marbles

finding these I am in cereal box where

seven is hiding them last night Mom you

found my marbles not your marbles taking

these back to the store tomorrow and

making with things right right right

here what is really mattering to Mary is

that time you talk to making present for

her this is being better than any

store-bought toy could ever be

so deciding I am that my seven

understands what he did wrong now today

is birthday for marilinka and what would

a party be without my seven there thanks

mom you are welcoming my little

ronkadonka

come on guys let's put this thing in

gear and have some fun fun fun fun

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thank you

hey

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hey