02x05 - My Fair One

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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here they go

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hey seven little monsters hey

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and it's a pop fly out towards right

field here comes the terrifical Billy

Sandler the crowd is on his feet as the

ball soars towards him and it's a

superastic Save The Crowd Goes Wild

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if Billy makes this Nets catch he'll win

the World Series it's a long Fly ball to

center field Billy's moving in for the

catch but it's going going

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looking for something hey that's my ball

this

I was just flying by and it fell into my

glove

where'd you get those wings where'd you

get that red hair

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I could make some terrific catches with

those wings you mean terrific catches

yeah that too

so uh you play baseball a little okay go

way back and I'll toss it to you okay

yourself give me your best

huh

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wow that was tree pandas thanks but

don't you mean tremendous that too is

that your best you asked for it yeah

yeah

wow you have a great arm

takes one to no one

can you hit try me

you'd better get back just hit the ball

whoa

Fantastical catch it was a pretty

Fantastical hit

you know I'm on a baseball team we could

use another player could I play second

base I'll see what I can do I am the

shortstop well that and my mom is the

manager your mom plays baseball sure my

sister and all my brothers are on the

team too do they all have wings like you

no there's only one like me but my

brother seven his head always falls off

doesn't that hurt him nope he usually

just finds it somewhere and my brother

too he's got a nose that's as long as

you're baseball bat no way hey tell you

what why don't you come over to my house

and you can meet them all uh that sounds

great and all but I gotta get going oh

hey

are you looking for this no I mean

thanks I gotta go I'll see you tomorrow

right see ya hey my name is Billy I'm

one one what no that's my name okay one

good morning Baseball fans wherever you

are this is three your announcer and

play-by-play color man that's right I

said three as in two plus one oh one

plus two for that matter but I digress

the sun is shining on Monster field here

in Centerville and I'm sure we're all

anticipating some incredible action

today one is looking in top form

although she seems a little distracted

hey one watch where you're swinging that

thing sorry for I guess my head was

somewhere else my head was somewhere

else who are you seven oh I get it

thinking about Billy huh who Billy Billy

Billy that kid you haven't stopped

talking about all morning I haven't been

talking about him I just want to make

sure we've got enough players whatever

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okay my one kalankas their baseball

manager I am being for you that's Mom

The Marvelous manager for the monsters

some call her mother I call her mom

because quite frankly she's my mom too

in all of the time I've been telling it

like it is which has been since this

morning I have never seen anyone as good

as she let's listen into what marvelous

mom has to say well my kinderlings and

Mary don't forget Mary Mother soaring to

you Mary I am or my out of sight pal

Henry again with the sorrying I am Henry

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quiet hoving with the first baseball

game we are on Saturday afternoon this

being only two days from today we must

make with the practicing and listening

to your manager me practicing makes

perfecting

so telling you where to be playing I am

and going you are there well one where

is this hot shot baseball Billy you've

been going on about he'll be here he'll

be here he'll be here I bet your little

Billy Dreamboat doesn't show up he's not

my dream boat one has a dream boat and

Billy is his name she loves him at the

baseball game hit a home run and that'll

be great she'll give him a kiss when he

gets to home plate cut it out for it's

not funny

for baseball we are here for playing if

you want to go about with dancing you

can go to dancing school yes what did I

do I was just

sorry Mom but where is this Billy anyway

Billy

sorry I'm late I had something to do hi

number one hi Billy this is my mom our

neighbor Mary her friend Henry and my

brothers and sister

I am too

three is the name and baseball is the

game pleased to make your acquaintance

young William it's just Billy hey there

Billy stop it five

I'm four and this is my brother five

high five I'm six don't be shy although

I am very beautiful

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sorry I'm always losing my head that's

okay nice catch really

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oh

put on the field to your positionings

and playing with the ball and the bases

I'm really glad you could be here Billy

yeah me too I almost thought you weren't

going to come I uh

well come on let's go play some ball

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five stop chewing your baseball glove

and get ready

to the young monster out of Centerville

has made quite a name for himself quite

a name indeed his signature baseball bat

like nose has won him fans from around

the globe not unlike myself let's all

watch now as two waits tensely in the

Batters box as the pitcher makes his

signals to the catcher

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attention five the pitcher and catcher

always have signals to make sure we're

pitch to throw it's their secret

it's a secret

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he'll hit the ball to me he won't hit

the Bolton me he'll hit the ball to me

he won't hit the ball to me ready yep

you

yep I'll give him my fastball

no spitting on their hands this is

a dirty habit being oh Mom

here's the wind up and the pitch

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I think this glove is ruining my cutie

calls six

invited to a ball

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who is being safe cool sliding too say

fed first buy a nose never in all my

minutes as a sports announcer have I

seen such a unique display of the use of

one's nostrils uh-oh Here Comes four he

may throw a fastball but he's also been

known to throw a quick tantrum what do

you mean he was safe well I don't think

Mom meant that I'm a steel box with a

combination lock you were out by a mile

a mile is exactly

5280 feet I don't think I just ran a

mile for you know what I mean the ball

got to the base before you did you're

out I'm safe out safe out safe safe out

fine we agree you're out I'm hey wait a

minute

normal

thing everyone should be coming over

here now

oh goody nobody hit anything to me yet

no

I am thinking that needing a lesson in

baseball or my little plushkas marvelous

Mom if I may have permission to feel

this question I heard you make all my

three the great game of baseball needs

to be explained and only one such as

myself could or should be called upon to

throw some light or illumination on the

subject

baseball was first invented in the

mid-1800s in the good old U.S of a

quickly growing in popularity it has

become one of the country's favorite

pastimes now it's played all over the

world but what type of field May you ask

is it played on I was just going to ask

that it's played on a diamond of course

a dormant oh I love diamonds not the

kind of diamond you wear on your finger

six this diamond is a large open field

and everybody knows that a diamond has

four equal sides it's like a square

turned on its side at each of the

corners of the diamond is a base first

second third and Home Plate now in order

to play the game you will need three

pieces of essential equipment a ball a a

round of spherical object which is

thrown caught or hit by a bat yikes the

bird not that kind of bat that's better

this bat is a smooth round stick used to

hit the ball and a leather glove made

for catching so what is the object of

this game each team wants to get as many

runs as they can a run is made when the

batter hits the ball and touches each of

the bases first second third and finally

the home plate the players with the most

runs win the game but the most important

rule of all is to work together as a

team

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is right we shouldn't be arguing yeah

what she said we should be working as a

team especially if we're going to beat

the South Centerfield squids at our next

game so are we a team yes I can't hear

you yes

then let's play ball

[Applause]

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foreign

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I do so hope they don't hit it to me

I'll only drop it and then they'll all

get mad and I'll wish I'd never gotten

out of bed in the morning I'll try my

screwball

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did I do that

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dear here it comes

and here I go I got it

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seven didn't you hear me say I got it

sorry too I wasn't looking where I was

going well you know the old saying keep

your eye on the ball I'm just hoping I

don't have to catch it now seven you

only have to tell yourself I can catch

the ball come on say it with me I can

catch the ball I can catch the ball I

guess I can catch the ball I can catch

the ball that's the spirit now get out

there and catch the ball

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oh

this is a precarious pickle of a

predicament for the blue b*mber known as

five if he gets tagged with that ball by

either one or young William that's Billy

five is out what an incredible display

of teamwork one and Billy are like a

well-oiled machine

okay

safe buy a tongue

one and Billy peanut butter and jelly

ham and eggs two names that may not

rhyme but when something works who can

explain it all right my one colonkas now

is the time for most important part of

training dinner time

hey why don't you come to my house and

I'll show you my baseball card

collection you could stay for dinner too

uh

maybe some other time okay oh okay well

see on Saturday why

what's wrong one I get the feeling Billy

doesn't like me I want to be his friend

but he doesn't seem to want to spend

time with me except when we play

baseball I know what will make him like

you it's time we gave you a makeover a

what over

tell me why you're doing this again

because six things if I get all fancy

Billy will like me he's never gonna like

you you're a girl and he's a boy that's

like putting ketchup and onions on

blueberry pie

just a little work on your hair a touch

of makeup a new dress and you'll feel

fancy and fantastic and have Billy

eating out of your hand

s

I've got five eating out of my hand

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how can I learn all this stuff and be

what did you call it fancy everybody

likes fancy like me

to be a fancy girl is an easy thing to

do just remember my song and you'll get

through girls don't jump around in the

dirt girls wear black and pretty little

skirt girls don't fight or Scream and

Shout I'm being pretty is what a girl is

all about

but I like running and swinging the bat

you'll never get Billy to like you like

that but shouldn't Billy like me for

just being me oh dear One how can I make

you see if you wanna be happy just do as

I do I'll make pale like you before I'm

through are you some makeup in a few

little tricks you'll be glad you'll

listen to your fancy sister six you'll

be glad you listen to your fancy sister

sex

I'm not so sure about this six doesn't

feel like me no of course not it's the

new you before you look like a one

dollar bill very practical but not very

special

now you look like one million dollar

bucks

are you sure this is the right kind of

fancy that'll get Billy to like me I

know I wouldn't like you all fancy

schmancy like that well you don't count

I do too count if I tattoo I turn 245

not that kind of counting

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Hey where's one

she'll be along a fancy girl knows how

to make an entrance

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well we're out one way far out here come

the squids

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Baseball playing your dressing for my

one link sure why is one all dressed up

don't ask and we will not cannot should

not

hi everybody hi Billy

one

uh hi so what do you think it's

um

nice you mean nicer or nicerific no

just nice

playing with the ball good morning world

today is the opening day game of the

Centerville monsters versus the sunset

squids and a more perfect day for

baseball could not be found if you went

looking for it which we will not

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it'd be an easy play for the one to

Billy combo

try me worry

you

I got it

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with squids at first and second one can

hope that this monster ball Club can

settle down and play the game

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working out at all

I got it I've got it I've got it

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oh no my beautiful dress is ruined one

you should have had that three runs just

scored hey it's only a game no four is

right you guys would be better off

without me

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G2 do you think that the Gopher likes

baseball

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don't believe it

what is wrong my beautiful one Ling

everything everything well one thing all

I wanted was for Billy to like me oh and

this boy is not liking you for who you

are I don't know Mom on the baseball

field he seemed to like me fine but

afterwards

so dressing up you thought he would be

liking but six says that girls are

supposed to be fancy like six for six is

okay to be fancy schmancy but not for

one you are needing to be yourself

now listen to your mom ever since you

were little like babies six like some

things and one like some things

my one is with the ball throwing here

and there and there and here

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but my six is looking only at the one

thing and that is six

you were always being one and six was

always being six

I am thinking that being yourself is

better no you're right mom if Billy

doesn't like me the way I am then that's

too bad for him

something is still bothering my one I

only wish I had my uniform so I could go

out and play

your mom thinks ahead

well the monsters are down by three runs

and while this announcer has seen many

uh come from behind Victory unless there

is something short of a miracle I would

predict the monsters are going to lose

today

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cheapest

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good catch we do make a wonderful team

don't we

radio write e o truer words were never

spoken and I should know since I just

spoke them was it not I Yours Truly who

was just wishing for a miracle and lo

and behold we had a miracle

hey g*ng would it be okay if I came back

and played yeah

[Applause]

I'm speechless at a lust for Words

silenced not knowing what to say it sure

is superific that you came back really

yeah we're down by three and we could

use your help wow then let's play some

ball

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the final score

99-99 a tie game called on account of

dinner time for the post as in

afterwards game analysis let's listen to

one and young will uh Billy so you still

want to play with the team that has me

on it you're kidding right

you and me are the most fantasticalistic

double players in the game although I

have to admit I kinda like you better

without all that fancy schmancy stuff

me too

Billy if you really like me how come you

never want to come over to my house and

play

well I don't usually tell anyone this

but I have ballet lessons every day you

do that's great it is I thought you'd

think it was weird or something for a

boy to take ballet no the only thing I

think is weird is when we don't act like

ourselves because we're afraid of what

somebody else might think

so maybe someday after ballet class it

would be okay for me to come over and

play

that'd be super

super clearly all's well that ends well

as a great boxing Legend once told me be

yourself and the rest comes naturally

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crazy man crazy

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foreign

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