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02x12 - It's a Wonder-Four Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x12 - It's a Wonder-Four Life

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I set up a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

[Music]

they go

they go

hey seven little monsters

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one two three four five six seven seven

little monsters hey

I wish I didn't have any brothers or

sisters

well dear it looks like someone needs

our help down there again yes a little

monster is in need of a lesson

who should we send

how about little star zero star zero she

isn't even a true Wishing Star yet no

but I think this may be just the right

wish that could earn her her twinkle

star zero yes

could you be a little more careful I

think you bent my crown sorry Chief star

zero it's time for you to earn your

promotion to full-fledged wishing Stars

of the little monster

any brothers or sisters we need you to

show him how wrong he is

away hold on first we'll show you why he

made his wish

it all started early this morning four

thought he could sleep in late but

what's up

wake up what get m*rder*d Pharaoh five

what did I tell you last night third

kiss of chickens yes I did say that but

after that I told you that I wanted to

sleep in today okay I got out of play

and leave her asleep

[Applause]

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I'm awake now

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come on laser Pony we must stop the evil

wombat all right well oh goody my

favorite show wild owl and Laser Pony

one do you mind I can't hear you over

the back

yard

I can't see

that was careless for I was just trying

to turn up the volume so I can hear over

the vacuum

[Music]

oh because I'm tight where is my hat

here it is

you've ruined my favorite hat why do I

have to have brothers and sisters

here is being the first batch of donuts

these Donuts are definitely born I mean

good of course they are as fan chefs Lee

Donuts al-mass specialty how many do we

have

one two three four

five six seven eight nine ten eleven

twelve

manifique that is arm a dozen what's a

dozen whenever you have 12 or something

like 12 donuts that's a dozen but there

won't be a dozen of these babies for

long all right what's the big deal those

are for the result at dinner time but I

want a donut now and having one you will

for but waiting till dinner time are you

I only wanted one

one more popsicle stick in my beautiful

model turkey will be done

six you ruined my turkey I'm a butterfly

not a turkey

no you ruined my turkey

I'm sorry for maybe I can make it up to

you by giving you dancing lessons no

thanks

sisters who needs them

hurry up in there too just a minute you

said that 15 minutes ago

it's about time I have to steam my

nostrils for at least a half hour to

keep my nose clean and fresh

a nice hot shower before bed is just

what I need

[Music]

yeah two we used all my minty windy

toothpaste

[Music]

so my kinderlings if you are making a

wish upon the Wishing Star this wish

will be coming through golly is that

true mom as through as any story has

ever been if only there was such a thing

as a Wishing Star I know what I'd wish

for be careful what you are wishing for

my four link

which stars the Wishing Star it is the

first star you are seeing in the sky at

night

now to sleep you are going doogles good

night

good night

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how fabulous it is to be a four

it's fortunate and wonderful you see

who has a need for a one two or three

why can't everybody be like me me me

[Music]

four is so delightful four is so

insightful who could ask for more

444 there's nothing as incredible as

four sometimes I think about how life

could be if everyone and everything was

four four four just think about how

great this world would be

why just one scoop of ice cream

wouldn't you like to have four

why just one jelly donut

wouldn't you like to have four

why just two feet to walk with yet be

much faster with four there's nothing as

incredible as for

sometimes I dream about how life would

be

if everything and everyone was four four

four that would be fantastic for me that

would be fantastic for me for me for me

for me

that's it I wish I didn't have any

brothers or sisters

oh boy this is going to be good your

task is to show for what it would be

like if he had no brothers or sisters at

all if you succeed zero you'll earn your

twinkle remember to appear to four in a

way that he will understand in a way he

will understand

[Applause]

that

oh

[Music]

four waking up are you

hi Bob uh hi Bob five time to get up

five I said it's time to hey

where are everybody's beds

mom must be spring cleaning again well I

got to sleep in finally but I bet all

the hot water has been used up by two

oh yes

This Is The Life

I guess two didn't take a shower this

morning after all

one two three four four tubes of minty

windy toothpaste one two three four four

new toothbrushes with four right on them

I must be dreaming

Mom I'm hungry where is everybody oh my

four is always making the jokes I have

my one kalanka and that is all I am

needing should you put it that way I

have to agree what's for breakfast four

fried eggs four waffles four sausages

and four muffins

wow Mom this is amazing is it my

birthday or something my silly wordling

having this you are every morning oh

joking you like to be with your mom this

is kind of weird Belinda for breakfasts

you just giggle Belinda I am to the

market going for you are being in charge

until I am getting back me I'm in charge

of course thinking you out of somebody

else you usually leave one in charge oh

such a jokester you are being today one

is being in charge because you are my

only one being

only one that's ridiculous I have two

sisters and four brothers I

unless unless unless my wish did come

true that's it I wish on the Wishing

Star and I got my wish I have no

brothers and sisters I am an only

monster finally he figures it out

did you just talk Belinda

yeah I did I'm your Wishing Star I'm

star zero At Your Service but you're a

cow and you are a genius I appear to you

as a cow because I thought you would

find that well easier to accept it toss

me another one of those waffles will you

toots

these waffles Rock anyway you made a

wish and I'm here to show you how life

would be different if you didn't have

your brothers and sisters so far it's

fantastic who needs brothers and sisters

anyway they're a pain in the neck listen

up honey this is the scoop all I have to

do is make sure your wish comes through

and if I'm successful I become a

full-fledged Wishing Star with my own

twinkle and everything so far everything

couldn't be better you better start

polishing up that twinkle while I go

watch a little television hmm

[Music]

all right well though come on laser Pony

we must stop the evil wombat

so what are we watching here this is

wild owl and Laser Pony it's my favorite

show of course it is this is the world

before

all right

come on laserpony

look out

take this

no I never thought I'd say this but I'm

bored with this TV show I wonder what

else is on this is your wild sweetheart

and there's nothing else on television

but your favorite show but there must be

other channels nope just one channel

buddy channel four we'll see about that

Smooth Move remind me not to let you fix

my TV that's all right I'll get two to

fix it he's good at that sort of thing

there is no two remember oh yeah I

forgot never mind I know what I'll do

I'll go work on my turkey model with no

one around to disturb me I should finish

it at giphy hmm

even leftover popsicle sticks can be

useful

there all done a perfect likeness of a

turkey

looks a little plain to me don't you

have anything you know to give it a

little zippity-doo-dah yeah I guess

you're right it needs some color or a

makeover like six always says too bad

there is no sex oh yeah I forgot darn

the glue stuck into my hand if only one

were here she could help me get this off

but she isn't chief

sorry

I know I know I think I'll go to the

park

no fun playing tetherball alone is it

full uh kind of makes you wish you had a

brother to play with doesn't it you mean

like five nah I get more exercise this

way oh I meant to do that

five

[Music]

five

oh five am I glad to see you you want to

play some tetherball

[Music]

that's not very nice

[Laughter]

what's his problem I I know who you are

that's ridiculous he's my brother you

don't have a brother remember so why is

he acting so weird because you weren't

there to help him behave honey that's

why now he just runs around thinking

he's a dog

it's hard to believe something so tasty

could come out of a cow

you shouldn't litter you should clean up

after your cow Mister hey one one one

what oh very funny one watch with the

outfit do I know you of course you do

you're my sister you must be mistaken I

don't have a brother and if I did he

wouldn't litter good day hmm

okay one pretend you don't know me

she really doesn't know you honey

hey there's two he'll know me for sure

can I help you sir hey two it's me four

oh my glad to see you I'm sorry sir I

don't know you is there anything I can

help you with don't be ridiculous I'm

four of course you are sir we all are

this is for town for town are you crazy

this is Centerville and you're my

brother too sir I am four not two I have

never seen you before and if you don't

stop behaving so rudely I'll have to ask

you to leave this shop immediately fine

I'll go you don't have to ask me twice

too

and please take your Smelly Cow with you

hey there's no need to get poison oh bub

hmm

[Music]

can't believe he acted like that well he

was just being like euphora do I really

talk to my brothers and sisters in such

a rude way

don't answer that

six

look Belinda it's my sister six one two

three four and six why hello to you

mister my name is four and who might you

be oh no not you two six are you here

for dancing lessons sure sure how about

ballet ballet I don't do ballet I only

teach the one two three four dance okay

how does it go one two three four and

one two three four one two three four I

have a great idea why don't we do a six

dance one two three four five six one

fun one two three four five six hooray

oh no no no no no no no this is for town

we only do the four dance please please

just try it never please leave

one two three four and one two three

four

make it stop things can be pretty dull

when you have everything your own way

huh my own brothers and sisters don't

know me this was supposed to be fun it

isn't fun at all come on tell me what

I'm supposed to do

um well uh I bet you're just hungry hey

let's go to that Bakery over there and

get some donuts huh

[Music]

can I help you sir seven it's it's four

golly cheapest I'm sorry sir my name is

in seven it's I know I know don't tell

me it's four that's right how did you

guess never mind just give me a few

Donuts let's get a hold that in one two

one Donuts that's it's only four no four

thanks to your wish that is a dozen you

yesterday there are four Donuts in a

dozen no there aren't there are twelve

twelve what's a twelve you don't know

what 12 is it's 12. if you counted out

four Donuts three times that would be 12

which would be one dozen who knew it

wouldn't yes it would oh no it wouldn't

it would be three dozen no no no no no

there are 12 donuts and a dozen not four

what seems to be the problem three oh

I'm glad to see you seven is trying to

tell me there are only four donuts and a

dozen when everybody knows there are

twelve who is this seven you are talking

about and my name is not SRI you are

talking to the greatest French chef four

and but of course there are four Donuts

in a dozen a silly no you don't

understand why don't you just get three

dozen since three times four is twelve

still get a dozen because that's not how

it's supposed to be this is all wrong

twelve is a dozen

foreign

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I thought it would be great to have a

world full of fours but it isn't I miss

my brothers and sisters I know I didn't

always treat them well but now I know

that I love them and I miss them

five

[Music]

what have I done to you

five don't be mad at me I made a wish

that was a big mistake and if I knew how

to take it back believe me I would

what do I have to do to get my brothers

and sisters back what five

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how wonderful it is to be a four

how fortunate and fabulous for me

who has a need for a one two or three

why can't everybody be like me

if everyone and everything we're four

four

oh how great this world would be

oh how great this world could be

[Music]

I wish everything was back the way it

was and I had my brothers and sisters

back

I did it

thank you

[Music]

ah five

keep your big sloppy tongue five oh wow

I'm sorry five you're not a dog oh I

love you five

it tickers

don't think you can push your way by us

and go in first floor yeah you have to

take your time I will gladly wait at the

end of the line behind my beautiful

sisters she's sick he must be I'll be

out in a minute for

take your time in there and use all the

hot water you can

and how are you being this morning for

link mom I wished on the Wishing Star

and my wish came true I have the best

family in the world

[Music]

this is a good wish to be making and now

my finest creation the donuts a la seven

and Chef three

foreign

because last night you didn't have any

thanks guys but I want everyone to share

them with me

[Applause]

thanks for the lesson I hope you get

your twinkle

thank you star zero for showing me how

much I love my family

did I do a good job you did a wonderful

job does this mean I become a

full-fledged Wishing Star yes you've

earned it you've earned your twinkle

[Music]

thank you

hey

[Music]

hey