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03x01 - All's Quiet on the Monster Front/Nightmare on Chestnut Street

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x01 - All's Quiet on the Monster Front/Nightmare on Chestnut Street

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I set up a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

my God

cause trouble there they go

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hey

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must you do that

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I'll never get it

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seven it's the red

keeps falling and falling and fall

while you're interrupting Mike

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hey hey hey it's the g*ng so you've all

been waiting for who Wants to be a clown

s

today on Who Wants to be a clown we've

got an extra super special crazy wacky

scary face contest contestant number one

is flip flop bees knees mcbrister take

it away flip flop

hit him

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guys I'm trying to concentrate could you

please turn it down turn it down but why

I'm trying to write a song I need some

peace and quiet writing a song that must

be hard it sure is

so why do you want to write a song it's

for a contest a contest what's the prize

prize first prize is a year's supply of

rutabaga pudding

can we help you write your song Let Us

help okay okay you can help me decide

what the song should be about

nothing rhymes with pudding

rooted

sitting that's very good five those

rhyme all right but they're not real

words

I'm also having trouble with the melody

having a little trouble with the melody

hey cats lenny3stein here

you know Melody is really very simple

they're made up of emotions and

inspiration and passion love and despair

Sturm and Drang man but mostly they're

made up of notes Daddy-o

this is a note and when you string notes

together in a row

foreign

and when you put notes together in just

the right way you can make up a Melody

excuse me hey shh Mr three stains going

to play

um

I can play better than that

hey what about my song

what is all this noise

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well we were trying to help two write a

song for the pudding contest help making

sounds like noise making to me sorry why

don't you be going upstairs and let two

be quiet having

oh Mom sometimes you must be doing what

you don't want to be doing if you want

to be helping okay Mom

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now you can work my little noodle cans

thanks Mom

so sorry

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where's it fair yeah we were just

starting to find our groove Daddy-o I

wish we had a piano up here have I

taught you cats nothing you don't have

to have a piano to make music we don't

have any other instruments don't you see

anything that makes sound can make music

oh

yeah six there's something else we have

that can make music uh-oh my gorgeous

movies

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

I bet I can sing higher than you can no

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no get it I'm singing higher

where I thought was really quite tasty

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yes yes

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now you're cooking the gas

swing it baby

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hi too so

um how's it going

oh that's pretty I'll never get it right

sorry too we got a little carried away I

am hearing floor breaking what are my

galinkas doing up there

um we were being quiet to help too that

was quiet being would someone please

give me a hand

not that kind of hand

so this is how you are quiet being being

quiet is hard but I think you have to

think of a way that two will not you be

hearing

I know

who will never hear us down here but

there are probably bugs down there

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nah there's nothing to do here I'm gonna

go back upstairs we want to help too

don't we think of the pudding

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five stop it I guess I wanna help good

old too I do too but it's just so icky

down here and cold and dark come on man

when life is truly bumming you out

there's still one thing that can bring

joy to your heart and gladness to your

soul Here We Go Again music

Swing Low Sweet rutabaga pudding come

into the monster's home Swing Low Sweet

rutabaga pudding coming to our dear

sweet home

you know when I'm low and

and I just don't know which way to go I

just think of that yummy rutabaga

pudding

the sweetest but also the most

nutritional dessert I know

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coming to the monsters

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coming to my monsters

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hi Mom

there is only one more place left for

noisy monsters to be going

so what do we do now

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peace and quiet

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yes I've Got My Melody

now I just need the words

we have a living room and a TV

no too boring

the couch is broken oh that's no good

either

this is harder than I thought it would

be I can't think of anything to write

about it has to be something interesting

something fun

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that's it

hey I finished my song come in and hear

it

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this house gets noisier here

One Day of Silence would be music

to my ears

even though we can bother each other

they are still my sisters they are still

my brothers and this would be a boring

place

without them

I love them they love me

we are a family

and this would be a boring place

as quiet as in outer space

this would be a boring place

out there

[Applause]

you win that pudding for sure

everyone more pudding is one thing

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thank you

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foreign

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wake up six yes wake up

it's all right six you're safe now it

was just a bad dream

what a bad dream it was horrible it

better be a really bad dream cause you

woke me out of a good one I was Swimming

in Chocolate wearing marshmallow

swimming trunks

five stop licking me it was just a dream

dreams versus this I'm hearing about

dreams tell sigmundry all about this bad

dream it was the worst I dreamed that I

was doing a dance recital in front of a

whole bunch of people and I couldn't

remember any of the steps was awful

that's not a bad dream being stuck in a

crocodile cave covered in ketchup

that's a bad dream catch up

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you wake up Mom

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don't worry sis it's only a dream indeed

a dream can't hurt you it can only be

scaring you a little but what if I go

back to sleep and I have the same dream

all over again and again and again

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don't worry six you don't have the same

dream over and over again all the time I

wouldn't be so sure one I was watching a

show on the know-it-all Channel and they

had doctors who would look into people's

ears with little ear telescopes and they

saw that people often did have the same

dreams over and over again oh no what's

wrong with you Freddie cat I'm terrified

of the ear telescopes they're just

unnatural and what's wrong with being

afraidy cat uh nothing go ahead three uh

you were saying six the human brain is

like a television inside your head

sometimes the shows are really nice

but sometimes they are scary

you'll never know if it will be a good

or a bad dream but you shouldn't worry

they are not real and they cannot hear

true six

I don't want to go to sleep at all now

me neither I'm gonna stay up all night I

know

let's tell each other about the scariest

dreams we ever had that way we can take

six's mind off her bad dream and she'll

go to sleep oh boy it's a good idea yeah

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Zach is a fine idea sharing our bad

dreams might help us understand them

who's gonna go first one should go first

because one is the first number when you

count all right but I should warn you

this is a really scary dream

well the scariest dream I ever had was

when I dreamed that I was in a long long

hallway

and I was dusting I dusted and dusted it

seemed to have no end it went on and on

and on and just when I thought it would

never end it did oh but when I looked

back along the hallway

Dill looked

see

well that was about as scary as watching

paint dry but it is scary to one one is

obviously a very neat person so shiver

is about dustiness even in her sleep my

dream is very very scary

let's hear it seven all right

it went like this I dreamed it was a

beautiful spring day and I was out for a

walk

but even nice though was the fact that I

was made completely of cheese What's So

Scary About dreaming you're made of

cheese it's scary when the dream is also

filled with giant mice

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I scared myself

we'll wait mom

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is a dream that is easily explained you

have likely been eating a cheese before

bed and this can cause cheddary

manifestations in your dreams oh dear me

I've got manifestations in my dreams man

or manifestations

what's a manifestation

is nothing to worry about yeah oh dear

now I have nothing to worry about who

wants to hear my scary

dreams hear it it goes like this I go

out into the backyard to enjoy the smell

of flowers it's my favorite thing to do

but I can't smell anything no matter how

hard I sniff

then I realize

oh no

how's it going to

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man notifications

good show signs of a nasal fixation

nasal fixation is that serious we shall

see I've got you baby

is it the tongue dream again

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five's bad dream goes like this

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no one going to be eating eating last

cupcake

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I believe this dream mean you are afraid

someone is going to steal your tongue

stay at my time

it's good to share our dreams but I

still don't even know what mine is all

about

I the great sigmundry shall tell you

what this most Troublesome dream is all

about go ahead three you can't scare me

psychiatrist oh

what's a side a psychiatrist it's a

doctor for your brain

now

psychiatrist

a lot of lot of time in

in dreams

what does interpret mean it means that

he can figure out what they mean quite

of did you say that it's fun to learn a

new word I never thought of it that way

interpret meet him six's dream is very

interesting let us look at the elements

of this stream part one there is the

crowd who is watching which I believe

represents the fact that there are nasty

creatures living in our closet and under

our beds

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what the floor is cold

part two the orchestra they all have

instruments and therefore they represent

all of the pointy painful things that

can hurt you very badly if you are not

careful part three and finally the

dancing dancing represents the fact that

we could all be eaten by evil giant

dwarfs at any minute

evil giant dwarves oh even I am scared

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thank you

Mom oh what is wrong with my doogles

that they are not sleeping being six had

a bad dream

sorry I wasn't really scared really oh

my duckles dreams are not to be scared

though they cannot be hurting you they

are healthy things to be having

sometimes there are so many things going

on while you are awake that your brain

is still thinking about them and trying

to be figuring them out while you are

asleep all healthy growing Doodles are

having dreams so it's okay to dream

about dancing as okay as any dream is

being so in my dream when I can't

remember my dancing I'm really just

worried about my recital my six-ling has

been practicing with her steps for such

a long time worried you should not be oh

mother I I feel so much better

now I am dreaming my locals are with the

Sleep being look at that the sun is

coming up

we've been up all night worrying about

our dreams now that the Sun's Up I

couldn't possibly go to sleep

I'm tired me neither

then maybe I should be making a nice big

plate of waffles for my doodles yay off

to the kitchen going I am hey did I ever

tell you about my Waffle dream

which of my one kaloncos is helping me

making the waffles

still is the mom wanting a little

waffling I am thinking

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hey

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hey