03x08 - A Five-y Tale/The Big Store

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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thank you

cause trouble there they go

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hey

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five are you okay

yes sports fans are Intrepid Challenger

the young five has no injuries save his

pride summer so hard nah somersaults are

easy watch

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he's trying again

listen to me five just tuck yourself up

into a ball and then roll forward that's

all there is to it here we go

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another unsuccessful attempt how

disappointing final summer song Oh you

just need more help I know who to help

Mom

hey

refrain from the licking my large

tongued friend you'll dislodge my

quaffer

la la

la la la la la

LA today

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oh never in all my years as a

sportscaster have I ever

oh King's five we're looking for Mom

she's out doing the grocery shopping oh

five needs your advice with learning the

somersault oh well you helped me five so

I'm gonna help you now let's see mom

always gives us advice by telling a

story right right yeah that is

unaffirmative well I can do that

sit down everyone and I will tell you

the story of six Sorella oh boy here we

go once upon a time there was a

beautiful princess it was more beautiful

than all the other beautiful princesses

in the fairy tale land

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unfortunately this princess had to live

with her ugly

ugly stepsisters

what a bad break for our princess what a

tragic setback

and it was the stepsisters made the poor

princess do all the work they made a

sweep

cook

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and wash their clothes

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one day they received a letter

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it was an invitation to the fancy dress

ball being held by the local handsome

prince

the stepsisters got dressed up but they

still looked ugly

our beautiful princess on the other hand

she chose a lovely g*ng with silk bows

and polka dots and a little rock around

their collar to bring attention to an

incredible beauty yeah

especially nice and she painted her

nails a kind of peach color not to

orangey more on the pink side but not a

bright flower pink more of a sunset pink

would you get to the point already

well when she was already she went to

the party and some other stuff happened

and she married the handsome prince the

end that's it I thought there was

something about glass shoes in there not

in this story five's having trouble

learning to somersault so I'm trying to

help him with a story like Mom does so

what's the lesson of the story mom's

stories always have a lesson uh well

from this we learned that peach is a

lovely nail color for any occasion even

the most formal till five did that help

no help that story is no good I can tell

a better one

I know once upon a time there was a

princess a beautiful princess she has to

be beautiful all right a beautiful

princess

anyway one day she comes across this

frog

a horrible slimy warty frog

princess

spell if you kiss me I will turn into a

handsome prince

foreign

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such perseverance I have never seen

before in an amphibian this frog just

keeps on trying

oh

ever one day

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that's one scary story I don't think

that's the way the story goes well it's

my story and I'm telling it the way I

want to so what's the lesson in your

story Mr Smarty Pants oh uh kisses are

yucky a valuable lesson for us all does

that help you five

hmm

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no stopping no help

I know who we can go to who who tells

good stories besides mom

wake up

huh

Darby found his head

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oh hello five

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thank you

oh I was having such a nice nap we need

your help seven if I've been trying to

learn to somersault and having a tough

time of it

and tell him a story to help him out

like she does but it's just not working

so you want me to tell him a story that

will help him please all right I think I

know just the story settle in my friends

for the terrible Saga of Donovan the

Hedgehog of Doom once upon a time in a

magical land of tiny elephants there

lived a courageous Hedgehog His Name Was

Donovan and he lived there with his

lizard henchmen

cool one day they set off on a great

adventure to acquire a magic cuddling

book from the clan of singing pencils

wait just a minute is there a beautiful

princess in this story there has to be a

beautiful princess all right all right

they set off on their Adventure not to

acquire the Magic coloring book but to

rescue the beautiful princess

after many days on the ocean of gravy

with only crackers to keep them alive a

lovely scenium guided them to shore

that's me

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but as soon as they reached the shore

they were attacked by the Monstrous

Mothman of Moose Jaw

he's not scary

please

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through the same pencils they went and

passed the frightful Blue Monster cow

and finally they arrived at the castle

to rescue the princess it's about time

you

thank goodness

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when they got back home they all moved

into a giant rutabaga and lived happily

ever after the end

that's some story seven so what's the

lesson

when pencils start singing fear

does that help five

um

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no heck

hello my schnoodles mommy's home being

hold on one at the time speaking please

be the young five Starwood rookie has

bravely attempted the challenging

somersault but has met with failure time

and time again his loyal fans tried to

help him out with a story six torella

the Frog Prince even the terrible Saga

of Donovan the Hedgehog of Doom but none

of them helped him at all my little

schmacklings are you knowing that all

those stories are about the same thing

being really

sistarella and frog and Donovan Hedgehog

they were trouble having but they keep

trying and trying and trying and in the

end everything is happy being

oh

yes does that help my little five a link

yeah file try again thanks Bob

and so today all the monsters are

helping five so that he keeps trying and

trying and trying just like in the

stories that's right we did yay

kudos to everyone now let's check in on

five and his Torrid struggle

remember to keep rolled up in a ball all

the way through

five try again

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here we are being at the big store

needle look at all this cool stuff

wow it's like it goes on for miles and

miles oh my it's that far attention

shoppers

I'm afraid I can't tell you it's top

secret the future of the Free World is

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who are you supposed to be today three

they call me three

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secret agent triple 03 Triple O Brother

you will keep it under your heart right

for the wolves have ears all right

paying attention are we yes yes Mom of

course I'm a whim continue the briefing

this is being a very large store and so

it is easy to be getting lost in

fixling

oh yes big store hmm

if you are finding yourself being lost

do not make with the wandering around

please be finding a grown-up who is

working for the store these are peoples

with uniforms and name tags telling them

that you are lost and they will look for

Mom

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six-ling listening audio

ah these hand means beautiful with my

beautiful face in them

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you see they store people will be making

an announcement that you are lost being

and I can be coming to get you now we

are here to be getting new shoes for

seven Jeepers why do I need new shoes

mom I finally got these broken earrings

they're broken in all right if you're

planning to put on a puppet show

oh I love this song

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mom five and I need new plastic buckets

plastic bottles looking around the spine

but being back here in a half an hour or

week how will we know when half an hour

has passed when the big hand is to the

top of the armadillo a half an hour will

be up understanding are you oh

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come out

oh they are so cute wait for me six Ling

knowing you do where to meet am I right

okay mother whatever you say

you said hi come along seven Linsky

golly b*mb can't we make some sort of

deal how about we get one new one and I

keep one old one headquarters beginning

period of radio silence

come on five let's find the plastic

bucket section

I think I saw nose wax over this way

you think I'm in danger of perspiring

wow those dolls can talk and everything

what's what's Shin are they in so many

aisles to choose from one two three

four five

the aisle for me

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oh so many pretty bottles hello would

you like to sample some lipstick

natural

elegant lady needs a fine perfume I like

perfume but you love love eyeshadow try

our new line no thanks try the face

powder

wrinkle cream I'm not wrinkly

moisturizing gel my skin is naturally

moist I quencher my eyes are tasty

wrinkle cream I'll quencher oh

moisturizing gel

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how are they feeling

fine mom not too tightly no just fine

good taking them away all righty then

what do you want to do with these I'd

like to keep them if I could to remind

me of the good times we heard fine

putting them in the box of the new shoes

and paying our way oh

mom the armadillo clock says it's time

to meet the others

ripe you are my seven hurrying we must

be

cool

these are perfect for space helmets five

we just have to save up and buy them

look at that a half hour's up come on

five we've gotta meet the others it's

still far too large to be a secret radio

don't you understand

oh turn found it man where are the

lasers how can I defeat the super

villain threatening the world without a

laser blaster

time to go returning to Rendezvous point

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s we're back

I'm sorry I'm late but I was getting a

free nose waxing are we all here being

we're six I don't know she's late

wherever she is afraid of this happening

was I what Mom what I was thinking that

she was not paying to my instructions

attention and now she is maybe being

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I don't recognize this place I thought I

was turning the right way but it must

have been the wrong way oh what did

mother say about meeting I wish I'd pay

better attention

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thank goodness

wait up running away isn't funny

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before

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oh I'm sorry I thought you were my

brother four oh

my

puppy

thinking I am my six was not to my

instructions listening she's probably

lost wandering alone in the Wilds of the

big store shivering in the wind and rain

seven she's indoors how could there be

wind and rain if she's indoors there

could be a wind and rain Department

oh I wish I had paid attention to mother

when she gave us the instructions didn't

I wouldn't be lost

alone

hello young lady are you all right

I'm

I'm father don't cry little

um big lady we'll find your mom

that's right Mr President we need the

satellites from all around the earth

pointed at this store we can find agent

6 from the air well I'm in the air three

and I can't see her do you see her mom

not seeing her am I luring me down

tickles

all right staying here are you bubblings

well I am going to the security place I

am hoping they will be making an

announcement let me come with you mom

maybe I'll spot her on the way no

staying here are all of you and stay

together in case six is coming back I'm

sure we'll find them but you should

always listen to your mom when she's

giving you instructions I know that now

I'm glad I'll take you to the security

desk then we'll make an announcement and

your mom will come and get you

oh oh I know you're worried about sex

but don't pull my hair this is

ridiculous six might be out there alone

and in trouble she might need our help

dangerous missions are with secret

agents do best I'll crack down our

missing agent six I'll go with you thank

your help too what are we waiting for

none of you are going anywhere but six

got lost because she didn't follow mom's

instructions and now you guys are

planning to do the same thing but we

want to help we can help Mom and six by

doing what mom told us to do which was

the ink here are all of you and staying

together in case six is coming back

exactly that was a very good imitation

of mom too

thank you my little seven ninsky

and wearing a tutu is she also and she

is very tall and she is very graceful

being and she's also very fond of her

mom

I'm sorry I didn't pay attention and I

got lost this is all right being

worrying where your mother and brothers

and sister but happy we are you're back

now I've learned my lesson mother I'll

always pay attention to your

instructions good let us be going and

finding your brothers and sisters

thank you just doing my job Miss

it's been a long time do you think Mom

got lost too here I am being and I've

got someone with me

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great to have you back six I'm glad mom

found me six thank goodness you're safe

I love sex

now I am thinking that we are all being

back together again and seven is having

new shoes so we can be going home

G6 were you scared I was a little it

seems the Free World is safe for now

but one day the secret hedgehogs of Doom

will store our Shores I will have to

fight as a team

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thank you

hey

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hey