03x11 - The Bad Word/Don’t Pass Go

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little

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monsters

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey seven little monsters seven

little

monsters little monsters 1 2 3 4 5 6 s

little monsters

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I've got it sweet got it come on

five right on that was a great tennis

match I hit the ball

hard yes you did five it's a good thing

that we're going to tear down that tool

shed anyway fight

goodbye look at me F we're bouncing I

say bouncing is simply not done it's

impolite and not at all manly and who

says so I my dear fellow am Mr manners I

know it is polite and impolite in every

situation well in that case I think I'm

going to bounce too

o hey you guys mom told us to be home

before supper we better hurry do I'll

bounce home you

five be

five I'll beat you both most unou

uncouth what does that mean impolite

unmanly uncultured lacking in social

graces Ergo unou what does ero mean it

means therefore look a

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crane I love

cranes

we should get going indeed these sweaty

fellows are unlikely to be very mannerly

sorts they offend one moment please why

do you insult my manners did you hear

that pry joke indeed but one can hardly

blame the poor fellow this job tends to

make one rather unpresentable and I

understand how he might think that our

manners might match our outward

appearance indeed Fair Point dear sir I

see now that you are men of impeccable

manners no offense none

taken come seven and two and dear sister

one let's be off home I think I'll stay

and watch for a minute or two more very

well but don't Terry what's Terry mean

wow look at

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that

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ow

oh stinky that's a bad word I'm sorry

you guys you just came out we apologize

for our friend here he didn't mean to

say that bad word I'm sorry I it won't

happen again that's okay I've got to be

going

there is no way you're getting passed by

incredible

defense I'm coming downtown for you

can't stop me that isn't fair show me

the rule that says no

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flying it sweet five

sweet hey what's happening guys I

thought supper was going to be ready we

had a few minutes so we thought we'd

play some hoops oh oh my catch me quick

come on to you can be on my team okay

six I've got it I've got

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it

wo oh

no

yeah two you said a bad word oh for

shame for shame frightfully bad men no

I'm sorry everybody I didn't mean to say

it my nose got crunched and it just sort

of popped out well it better not pop out

again never say translation that's a bad

bad word never say a bad word oh that's

what I thought he said BB

linkas stew is St coming in and eating

are

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you bad words are for people who aren't

smart enough to think of good ones

remember that young man young man I'm

older than you

are it was kind of funny though to see

how shocked they all were when I said

the bad

word it isn't such a bad word anyway

what difference can one little bad word

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make I

stop just smell that succulent potato

and tuna aroma

what's that goose doing there it does

seem rather odd almost as if it was

waiting for something all is being

ready everybody

ready okay St for you

thanks

thanks thank

you beauty

beautiful

thanks

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Mom

yeah too hot

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oh that is a bad word but not

speaking why is this bad word being

spoken Mom I'm sorry I where are you

hearing such a bad word a guy named

stinky I was on my way home and I I I I

I what am I going to do with you my tles

oh Mom it's just one little bad word

what could it hurt one little bad word

listen carefully and I will be telling

you a

Story Once Upon a timing we are and

there was a young boy who used a bad

word ow

ow it just came out I'm

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sorry

ow I'm sorry I

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tripped the boy could not stop using the

B

work that hurt

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do you want to come out

and

yeah

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sorry

oh

H the boy was very sad because no one

was wanting to talk to a boy who is

using bad

words soon the village is angry with the

bad word boy and they are having a

meeting and all are agreeing no one is

liking to hear the bad words so the

town's people are voting to send the boy

away into the deepness of the woods

where the house of bad words is

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being aren't you even going to say

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goodbye the boy was now living in the

house of Bad Words which was being a

very loud and unpleasant

place all the people who are using bad

words must be staying in the house for

many many

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days finally one day the boy on

understands that bad words are like bad

noise and he is not wanting to say them

anymore I'm tired of this I want to go

home hey you didn't use no bad

word hey neither did you although your

grammar could do with some work this

means I get to go home me too the boy

promised himself he wouldn't be using

the bad words

again the boy I understood that the best

way for making people listening is to

find the smart words and not the bad

words hello everyone I am so very happy

to return home to my wonderful Village

and all you nice friendly

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people so the lesson is being bad words

are for bad people interesting words are

for interesting people but but sometimes

bad words just come out what can I do

here is a little trick that I am doing

when is coming a bad word instead say

another word that is silly but not bad I

know my word will be bumblebees hey

that's cool I'm going to say cream corn

really loud purple fuddle ddle will be

mine

ah pumpkins cupcakes buttons purple

polka dotted ponies purple pooted ponies

where did you come up with that my dear

brothers and sisters I could not think

of anything else to

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say hello there a good day to you my

friend good morning where's Stinky was

he sent to the bad word house stinky has

given up bad words altoe he's gone to

the house of bad Grandma well when he

gets back tell him to

says oh pumpkins we'll do here too let

us give you a

hand here we go my dear fellow thanks

guys to a

rat

pumpkins bumblebees cream corn cup

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hey everybody look what I've got it's

Jim Dandy and super keen and I bought it

all with money from shining shoes around

the neighborhood what is it what is the

thing it's a board game called the Great

cheese race how do you play it seven

well the man at the shop told me that we

are all mice and the point of the game

is to take cheese from the cheese

factory and deliver it to the airport

without being caught by the cat but how

do you apply it what are the rules what

do you mean rules

rules without the rules all games would

be pointless waste of time ridiculous

and seal

nice get up who are you supposed to be

today three I am great thy Chas master

was a chess chess is a game invented

long ago it has Knights and kings and is

involving no cheese or mice it is for

people with great

minds but I might be persuaded to bring

my vast gaming skills to bear on it

let's play shouldn't we learn the rules

first it's obvious what we have to do we

have to get the cheese to the airport

and avoid that pesky cat I like cats I'm

with seven rules are just a pain but

without the rules a game is Just sheer

Madness well I don't want anyone to get

mad don't worry about that seven let's

just learn how to play the game before

we play it exactly but I want to play

now okay here's what we'll do the shed

has to be cleaned out so why don't we we

do that while you learn the rules Okie

doie clean the shed let's go shed

Cleaners clean the shed foolish

ridiculous can I said how can anyone

like cleaning

sheds learn the rules I want to have fun

right

now where are the

rules ah here they

are oh gracious there certainly are a

lot of rules to read the object of the

game is to get the cheese from the

factory to the airport without being

caught by the cat well I already knew

that you get the cheese and give it to

the guard at the airport and oh dear

this is so boring I bet I could figure

this out myself now let's

see everyone starts at the Cheese

Factory simple now the

spinner blue obviously whoever's

favorite color is blue goes first

ooh the cheese goes into the factory too

and so the blue mouse gets some cheese

and

moves ha seven that's me so I get to go

now

oh this is

fun 2 3 4 5

6 there red wins H all who needs to read

rules I figured the game out

myself we would have been done sooner

but five kept trying to eat the

Broom

yumy the shed's completely in order now

so seven did you learn the rules rules

oh oh yeah yes I learned them all we're

ready to play the game

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now interesting not as challenging as J

perhaps but I am willing to pit my

brilliant strategic mind against all

commers the object of the game is to get

the cheese from the factory to the

airport without being caught by the cat

yes how do we begin um first we each

choose a different color of mouse yellow

green blue orange grip uh purple right I

guess I'll be

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pink well well what what do we do now

yes well we roll the

dice who rolls the dice yeah who goes

first um

um of course we have to spin the spinner

and whoever's color the arrow points to

that's the person who goes

first purple that's me I'm purple

oh where you

go well well what what does who do now

yes roll the dice airport here I

come

oops great now we can't play the game

it's all right we can play the one die

version there's a one die version of

Chase the cheese uh yes of course in

case you lose a die are you certain you

have read the rules completely my friend

yes perhaps I should study these as well

no no no I know the

rules okay I rolled a one 1 2 3 4 5

five so what do I do you move your piece

five places on the board 1 2 3 4 5 there

next but I'm not pink I'm

purple no I mean my mouse is purple five

don't eat the cheese it's part of the

game it's like this dye D pretty right

and I'm going to roll it now so watch

carefully and don't eat the cheese how

do you know it's your turn for yeah

seven who goes next I I surely you know

the rules rules I I what's the rules

seven it's well the one on the left

there's a

special the rules tell me the

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rules

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where do we go seven I don't know you're

supposed to know you read the rules

we've got to get this cheese to the

airport what do we do oh I don't

know ah we go this way to get to the

airport are you

sure who are you I am the master of

rules keeper of rules knower of all

rules not to know the rules is silly

foolish

ridiculous um excuse me can you tell us

the rules no you're supposed to read

them before you play the game I know I

should have read them but I just wanted

to have fun the rules are there to make

the game more fun that's the whole point

of

rule this cheese is getting heavy who

goes first

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first it's the cat let's all go at the

same time good idea

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run hurry up I think it's gaining on

us look at the size of those dice what

do we do if you had read the rules you

would know what to do with the dice but

I didn't read the rules

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silly the cat whatever you do don't let

go of your cheese what could be so

important about a little cheese it has

something to do with the rules then it

must be

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important we made it look

it's the

airport if we get to the airport we're

home free H free let's

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go quick what let us in I'd be happy to

let you in but uh don't you have

something for me

first but the cat is coming try and

remember the rule seven remember the

rules rul

rules I I I remember you give the cheese

to the guard and he lets you in is that

right Mr guard of course it's right it's

right in the

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rules

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uhoh

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I like

cat bye-bye Kata seven Ling you are

learning how to play the game is good

you are remembering the rules I can't

wait to get home so we can play the game

all my seven has to do is waking

up waking

up

what happened you fainted did I I must

have and I had the stranger dream and

you were there and you and you and you

were no help at all and we almost

couldn't get home but I remembered to

keep the cheese it is being all right

now seven Ling are you feeling better

seven much great let's get get back to

playing the game no huh not until I

learn the rules I didn't think the rules

were important but now I know they make

the game better let us be leaving seven

alone with his

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ruling good roll a hat good roll I got

my cheese to the airport good one

seven five don't eat the

cheese I like chees

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hey

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hey