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01x11 - The Plooky

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x11 - The Plooky

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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[Applause]

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

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go hey seven little monsters seven

little monsters seven little moners 1 2

3 4 5 6 7 mon

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rain rain

rain F

down five that's not funny it's bad

enough that it's raining and I'm stuck

in this house bored out of my mind f

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it's no use five not even tongue animals

are going to break the boredom around

here sorry five nothing is going to end

this

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boredom so you think you can stare me

down do you uh-huh uh-huh first one to

look away loses

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[Applause]

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[Laughter]

never

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fails stop right where you are I'm

mopping the floor and you can't walk on

it until it's dry but five is

starving starving

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no more

eating H not bad five let go of the mop

we want sandwiches you can't have them

why mom left me in charge and I say the

kitchen is closed

five let go of the

mop

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sorry out better get to work mopping

that floor mom will be home soon

ah the first rule of selling is have

something to sell now what is this

anyone

anyone you sir with the prominent nose

it's lemonade wrong wrong wrong it's not

three no to it's not lemonade it's the

lemonade it's our lemonade the lemonade

of Champions the juice of the Gods the

River of Life the answers to the

universe

that's how we have to sell it really yes

really we have to believe ours is the

best lemonade in the world and once

people try it their lives will be so

much better so what's going on in here

excuse me this is a private seminar

really well what's so private than five

and I can't join in h well Nothing is

Stopping You I guess I am teaching our

employees how to sell our product what

product two and I have gone into the

lemonade business three says I have a

nose for it we're opening our first

Lemonade Stand tomorrow morning on the

sidewalk in front of the house but we

hope to add other locations by expanding

we will have stands on every street

corner in the world interesting but

there's only one flaw in your plan and

what's that I should be the boss and

five should be the vice president boss

we might as well start right now two

give me that pointer no it's my laser

pointer you don't need it you've got a

pointer right on your face four this is

our company not

yours

hey a hostile takeover give me that

pointer thingy what's going on here for

burst in here and disrupted the seminar

it tried to take my pointer and made fun

of my nose four can't you stay out of

trouble I'm going to have to tell Mom

about this hey can I help it if trouble

finds me go it's not

fair and you two need to clean this

place up us Ford did it young lady we'll

make you a deal no deals just clean it

up

okay and now it's time for the story of

the girl and the boy who like to eat

cheese I'm a little girl

I like cheese I also like cheese many

kinds of cheese will you be my friend

fellow cheese lover oh no now you know

my secret my head comes off don't worry

mine comes off too hooray we can both be

headless lovers of

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cheese simply astounding what

Bravo gee did you like it oh sure all

the good plays are about cheese but your

story is a little

weak it's still a work in progress It's

not ready to see yet fine if you don't

want a little help that would make it

much better

better oh well you could start by giving

the boy doll a hat with a number on it

like four for example and maybe the girl

doesn't speak she just

beeps but that's not my

story your story smells like old cheese

oh go away and let me

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rehearse oh five I love cheese I love

cheese cheese

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Everyone's a

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Critic a Perfection this year I'm

certain to get into that dance class

ah four that's my special lucky

tutu hey we can help dancers always have

Partners look at me I'm a

bumblebee get out of my too

hey everybody mom's

home I'm home my Kinder Lings oh such

good news I am having really what is it

I am always having a good time at my

indoor beach volleyball club but tonight

is being special fun but first tell me

how are things here

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being for has been call in trouble he

dirtied up my clean floor he wrecked my

seminar he ruined my best

tutos and he made fun of my puppet

show hey Mom don't look at me five did

it

too oh four five doesn't know better why

are you such a bad boy being I'm sorry

Mom it's just that I was bored for

sometimes we are having to amuse

ourselves you have to learn to be

respecting others but now for my big

newsing as you are known I go to the

indoor beach volleyball club once a week

for to be exercising well this week they

are having a contest for who can hit the

ball most far and be guessing who has

won the president of the United States

the Queen of England no it is your mama

wow Mom you won what did you win it's a

video

camera can I have it it isn't for one

person to be having it is for everyone

to use can I use it we'll have to take

turns using it can I use it

firsta you all want to use

it quiet

quiet I must be decided

H when the choices are many you know

what we must do ask the

plukey yes as the

plukey when I was a little girl which I

was before I grew my papa told me

daughter here is good advice for you

when you've got a sticky problem and you

don't know what to do don't worry just

remember let the bluey choose for you

let the let the let the choose for you I

know it's I little spooky let the choose

for

you when you have to make your choice

and you don't think you are able just

take the plooky out and put it on the

table each take a colored bowl and put

it in the top then wait for just a

moment for your PL B to drop

let the let the let the choose for you I

know it's cooking a little spooky let

the choose for

you each of you are coming forward and

putting your ball in the hole in the top

of this plukey then the plukey works his

magic and the ball that comes out first

is the one who is using the camera first

won't the first one in be the first one

out no this is the magic of the plooky

the one that should be coming out first

will be doing it the plukey chooses to

teach a lesson and that lesson can be

hard on who the plukey

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chooses it's the white one that means

plukey picked four hooray the plukey

picked mom eyeball I get to use the

camera first that's not fair after the

way he was behaving today he doesn't

deserve a reward why did the plukey

choose him obviously the plukey doesn't

appreciate true beauty it is not for us

to be questioning the plukey for is

being chosen but this I know the plukey

chooses always for a reason perhaps for

has a special lesson to learn for the

plukey is seeing what we cannot yeah you

guys Mom's right the pluk key has spoken

can I have the camera now remember for

the video camera is not a toy being it

is a very sensitive instrument whoever

uses it must be being carefully I know

Mom I'll be careful come on five time to

make some of that movie

Magic I don't get it oh my boblinks they

are not understanding the Magness of the

pl

but they

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will what what's happening get that

light closer

five four that light is blinding me I

can't see as your director you should

trust me trust you I don't even know

what you're doing I'm making a

documentary film just do what you'd

normally do I'd normally be sleeping

sleeping is boring the audience wants

action so give the audience what they

want now give me some

action that's good pick up the pillow I

love it I love it ow ow hey that's

enough cut ow I said cut ow

hey three I've practically memorized the

manual you gave me I think I can handle

this all right all right ring for

business okay to I need you to be the

lemonade be the lemonade sure look at

the lemonade in this picture sniff its

wonderful

Aroma ow it stings that's it now you're

getting in touch with your own inner

lemonade see it isn't about selling

lemonade too it's about selling yourself

be the

lemonade be the lemonade look a

potential customer you can do it too

make the

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sail how much for a glass of lemonade

our lemonade is the best in the world

great how much is it we use only the

finest lemons great how much our sugar

is Hand sifted by ladies with very clean

soft hands okay whatever how much is the

lemonade

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2ent two it's our first sale we're on

our

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way don't look at the camera drink the

Lemonade four what are you doing hey

what's with the

camera C and we were doing so well look

we can still get this shot in before we

lose the light slated at five

lemonad take

two beautiful beautiful hey I didn't

want to be in a movie I just wanted a

glass of lemonade I guess I'll just take

my business elsewhere please Mister we

didn't

know handcut did you see that guy wow I

got it all on tape you ruined our

business yeah I guess I did but I got

some great footage but what are we going

to do with all this lemonade now that

you've wrecked everything hey that's not

my problem I'm trying to make a movie

here two you almost got the camera wet

that's not our problem we're trying to

sell lemonade here come on to I've got

plenty of other get-rich quick schemes

just waiting for an expert salesman like

yourself five not now

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and go oh golly G I wish I had a friend

who like cheese your prayers are

answered I like cheese seven this is

your lucky day lucky lucky lucky here's

what I was thinking seven how would you

and your puppets like to be the stars of

my

movie stars sure you'll be famous you'll

be bigger than than

cheese bigger than cheese exactly you

just do the show and I'll record it okay

four I'll do

it boy girl tell R hello boy I like

cheese I sure wish we had some right

now cut cut who is bleeding not that

kind of cut cut means stop in movie talk

oh thank goodness why did you stop the

show you're doing it all wrong s wrong

yeah and I'm bored already look s how

about the boy and girl team up and fight

the evil grasshoppers from outer space

but my play is a love story about a boy

and a girl who love each other because

they both love cheese

you have to trust me on this the

audience doesn't want to see a love

story it's

boring they want action now get rid of

the cheese no leave the cheese alone I'm

the director of this movie and what I

say goes and that's the cheese he's

making a grab for the cheese quick throw

it to

me my

cheese

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I well come on five let's go where our

talent is

appreciated I'm a happy little butterfly

flying light as a

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FEA my wings my beautiful Wings what are

you doing with my wings sorry six but

that show is Belinda is playing the part

of the cow in my movie and you will be a

moth your movie I wouldn't be in your

movie if it was the last movie on Earth

but you have to be in my movie why is

that well you have to because nobody

else will gee I feel so

honored well five now what do we

do my movie career is over before it

started Mom nobody wants to be in my

movie tell them they have to farling

your brothers and sisters don't have to

if they don't be wanting to everybody's

out to get me just because the plooky

chose me to use the camera first I am

thinking you are not being nice to them

so they are not doing what you are

wanting there is an old saying you can

be catching more bees with honey than

with vinegar I don't want to catch any

bees I want to make my movie you spend

some time thinking and not so much

filming and you will be

understanding let's look at the video we

have so far maybe I can do something

with it

five far have time A backward quiet you

I know what I'm doing you ruined our

business yeah I guess I did but I got

some great footage but what are we going

to do with all this lemonade now that

you've wrecked everything hey that's not

my problem I'm trying to make a movie

here I look pretty good on camera you're

doing it all wrong

seven I'm the director of this movie and

what I say

goes what are you doing with my wings

sorry six but that show B is Belinda is

playing the part of the cow in my movie

and you will be a

moth five I think I now know what Mom

meant really come on we've got a movie

to

save hey seven what are you doing here

probably the same reason we're all here

someone sent me this note please meet me

in the living room signed a friend in

need I'm glad you could all make

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it if I'm going to make a movie I need

your help I haven't been very nice

lately so I'll understand if you won't

work with me I guess I'll have to find

someone else to do the dance scene

there's a a dance scene yeah but I know

you're not interested I guess the puppet

scene has to go too there are

puppets it'll probably be very hard to

find someone with a very long nose to

play an important part look no further

and it's essential I have a person who

can play the president I regret I have

but one life to give my country but most

important of all I need someone who can

organize everything for since you need

our help so badly it wouldn't be very

nice if we didn't help thanks guys I

knew I could count on

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you all right everybody places quiet on

the set ready when you are one I'll set

director all right people this is the

last shot of the day we get this and

it's a

wrap what are we going to do the Beast

is loose in the city he's eaten all the

cheese and I'm still hungry I want

cheese so do

I sorry it's okay seven keep rolling we

can make it work now you listen to me

mister I don't care if this Beast has

eaten his way through the city I'm the

president of the United States and I

want every plane we have in the Air

Force going up against him he must be

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stopped he's eating the Air Force is

there nothing that can stop this Beast

wait a second we have one hope and

that's our secret weapon double

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XX I will save the world with my dance

The Savage Beast will surrender to the

power of my

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gracefulness

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whoops five are you

okay

help the end oh my mushas what a film

this is being all of you were being

great I am proud of this movie making we

each played a part mom but it was for

who was the creative genius for we

really enjoyed working on your film we

got together and decided to give you

this the Gold puky Award for best film

really you like me you really really

like me this is such an honor and

totally unexpected there are so many

people I want to thank first and

foremost I'd like to thank thank my mom

she's my

inspiration thanks Mom I also have to

thank my brothers and sisters without

whom I wouldn't be here

today and finally I want to thank the

plukey for teaching me that by being

nice you get a lot further working with

people than by being bossy that's my boy

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hey hey he