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01x12 - Fair Play

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x12 - Fair Play

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey seven little monsters seven

little monsters seven little monsters 1

2 3 4 5 6 7 monsters

hey I've never seen such an exciting

game of soccer and it's all due to seven

it's been the star of the game he's got

a good soccer head on his shoulders most

of the time once again Seven is in

complete control of that ball it is

almost as if it were tied to his shoes

seven fakes out one man breezes past a

second and uh-oh let's see how he

handles this third

man

unbelievable he may be the best monster

this game has ever seen it is threeonone

seven has gotten himself into a real jam

here he'll never get it past them

just when you think you've seen it all

Seven has just punted the soccer ball

off the Good Day blimp it is rocketing

back down to Earth and Seven he's

unscrewing his head folks i've never

seen anything like it in the history of

the

sport oh sorry

go s seven hey seven heads up seven what

watch out for the ball

yay i scored a basket no that's

basketball in soccer when the ball goes

into the net it's called a goal yes but

it's got to be a soccer ball that goes

in the net six not seven's head no goal

maybe you should let me play goalie

seven why don't you go play defense

what's defense what's defense it's when

you keep the other team from scoring a

goal no matter what sounds simple enough

sounds simple enough well we'll see

seven pay attention watch out for two

watch his feet i'm watching i'm watching

pass it to me too

five it's not that funny

oh sorry

nice play two thanks one it was easy

getting by seven seven forget about

defense try playing offense okay um

what's offense what's offense it's when

you kick the ball into the goal hey that

sounds perfect for me

oh no

oh I did it i did it i can play offense

yeah you did all right you scored in

your own net oh is that bad you're

supposed to score on the other team's

net

oh what should I play now for uh how

about you play benchwarmer

okay what's bench warmer it's where you

go sit over there on the bench and keep

it warm oh dear

now I saw a lot of hustle out there a

lot of the old Randy Gazoo but we're

going to have to work even harder on our

teamwork if we're going to beat those

bumblebees tomorrow looking what my

doodles are doing to the floor taking

off the shoes please sorry Mom won't do

it again

so you are telling me every week when

coming home from soccering we'll take

him off Mom

so fun can you hide my little mushkas

well we would have except for seven what

seven what is wrong with my seven he

isn't as good as he could be he could

use some more practice nobody plays

quite like seven does he stinks

i What he uh means your socks stink they

do no he didn't say your socks stink he

said uh you're looking in the pink i do

no he said you like to ink no he said

that you should do dishes in the sink no

no no no no he said you use your brain

to think what are you talking about i

didn't say pink or wink or sink or think

i said he stinks

well that's not very nice four accurate

but not very nice now four maybe seven

just isn't knowing as much about the

soccer as he can

i am thinking maybe some somebodyies I

know should teach him who soccer angels

that can perform miracles

mom's right we can teach seven all of us

yeah okay i'll help cuz you sure need it

and a one and a two and a one and a two

can we stop now

i'm just trying to give you a good

workout believe it or not exercise will

give you more energy

really all it does is tire me out

exercise is very important for your body

why is that i'm glad you

asked exercise wasn't important to big

little Bobby here

until Bobby began exercising he learned

how to skip rope but he also went

swimming

he did push-ups

by exercising only 20 minutes a day

Bobby not only felt better he made some

real progress

okay so he didn't make that much

progress but he sure had a lot more

energy now Bobb's a lifeguard at the

beach and it's all thanks to

exercise that and my father owns the

beach

wow i want to exercise so I can look

just like Bobby it's not about how you

look it's about how you feel and

exercise will make you feel great now

let's get

busy that's it seven take it

slow i did it one i did it watch i can

do it again

um one I think I'm stuck

you can't play the game if you don't

know the rules okay yes Siri only fools

don't know the rules rules rules are

what you learn in schools schools stools

are where you sit on stools stools

stools are often made with tools tools

the tools you really need are rules and

only fools don't know the rules hey um

so what are the rules i'm glad you asked

soccer's played in many lands but in

soccer you can't use your hands use your

other body parts instead

your feet your nose your knees your bum

your head

but you should only touch the ball you

can't touch other players at all just

kick the ball into their

net you're better off the more goals you

get class

dismissed okay seven every good soccer

player needs a couple of moves of their

own moves five move five

move not dance moves five soccer

moves c7 i'm going to show you some of

my very own special

moves let's start with some basics and

then move on to the more advanced plays

okay okie dokie this is called bouncing

it builds your reflexes for better ball

control now you give it a try start by

hopping from knee to

knee okay i'm going to pass the ball and

I want you to bounce it from knee to

knee go

ahead oh

ow what a girl can we try it again okay

but this time I'll stand behind

you ready or not here it comes seven

oh girl is that what you wanted for

close seven i have another

idea here it

comes five foot down should we try it

again no i think you've got the idea

let's move

on when you play defense your job is to

get the ball away from the other team

now watch as five takes the ball from me

ha

you think you can do that i don't know

it doesn't seem like that much fun for

you hey sports aren't about having fun

it's about winning and you have to do

whatever it takes to win you sure you

want me to do this yes now go over there

and try to take the ball from me

oh dear a little mistake could happen to

anyone let's try it

again the only way he's going to be able

to do this is if I let him take the

ball oops wow seven if you play like

that against the Bumblebees you'll be

unstoppable really yes really you just

mowed me down

now that's enough practice for today

don't want to overdo

it seven

girl of course not five i was just

pretending so that seven would think he

can play and tomorrow we're all going to

have to let him win furt

ow ow five get off my foot

feel for the hurt four yes hurt i'm not

kidding five get off my foot for no

f five

is everybody ready we're ready right

seven let's go

go seven and

go i mean I mean go

remember seven is just getting warmed up

he is unstoppable

maybe I should just go home no seven try

it again

i didn't even see him coming go Seven go

oh no I'm stuck seven all you got to do

now is take the

shot okay here it goes

well what do you know maybe I don't

think seven yay i don't know about this

what if Seven finds out we let him win

he won't find out as long as everybody

keeps their big mouth shut nothing will

go wrong

that's it now you're getting it

time for sleepings

okay Mom just a few more minutes of

practice that's

it you're getting

ite oh no maybe I've lost it for told me

not to practice too much all right team

let's get some sleep you all need lots

of rest before the big game tomorrow

that's right tomorrow we play the

bumblebees and after today even seven

can't hurt us four we might hear you

he's in the bathroom seven will never

know we fooled him into thinking he

doesn't stink

maybe this would be a good time to

practice our team

cheer everybody ready

seven little monsters in a row seven

little monsters go team go apples

oranges bananas and pears no other team

to us compares rudabag turnips rice and

beans cuz we know what team spirit means

peppercorn nutmeg salt and spice other

teams should take our advice corn alalfa

wheat and barley we're the best so beat

it Charlie seven little monsters don't

you know that we're the best so go team

go hey seven little monsters will win

today as long as seven stays away

seven what are you talking about you

were great today you don't have to

pretend anymore for I know what you all

did i guess you thought it was nice but

now I know I really do stink

red

what are we going to do about seven

there is nothing to do you want to play

today or not you want to win today or

not we want to win

bumblebees

soccering game is starting where are you

not going my little dook i would just

ruin it for everybody else maybe yes and

maybe no let me asking you some things

seven you know how to make cookies yes

sure Mom i've been making them ever

since I was

little needs a little nutmeg

and maybe you're leaving out a dash of

nutmeg why would I do that just for

examples

gee you'd still have cookies but they

wouldn't be as good as when they have

the nutmeg and what if you were leaving

out the butter then I don't know what

you'd have but you wouldn't have cookies

they need the butter to stick together

careful Seven ain is hot of course Mom i

always am

so now I am thinking maybe making

cookies and being on team are not so

different things you mean I'm like the

nutme ah seven you have a head so filled

with smarts

okay now this is the big game so I want

everyone to give 110% out there i

thought 100% was the most you could give

of anything uh no i want you all to go

out there and show them who's the boss

who is the boss are the bumblebees

coming to work for us look what I want

is a team that's really hungry by hot

dog no listen to me we shall fight them

in the back fields we shall fight them

in the gold creases we shall fight them

in the little mud puddle behind the

penalty area and we shall never

surrender at least until supper time

just go out there and have fun okay yay

they're good this smells like trouble

come on we can play these guys who are

we seven little monsters

then get out there and

play okay here we go

five look alive out there uh-oh

for I'm open i'm open pass it to

me over

here ow back

i was wide open why didn't you pass the

ball to me really huh i didn't see you

maybe seven wasn't such a bad goalie

after all

need a little help too no I got it

they're coming for you pass it to me and

I'll pass it back i said I got

it hey get off of

there hooray

that can't be fair what can't be fair is

you being a ball hog they wouldn't have

scored off my nose if you weren't in my

way I would have scored myself not

before I scored first huh you couldn't

score if the net was wide open and

nobody was on the field give me the

barrel get in the barrel get to the

barrel

time out time out

wow we all stink you i know what might

be helping mom maybe now is a good time

for cookies we don't need cookies we

need a new team

these are great mom it is not for me to

be thanking one seven is making with the

cookies so how is soccering game going

terrible they run really fast they pass

the ball to each other all the time

they're buzzing circles around us so

these BB bumbles play like a team just

like making cookies

seven what are you talking about well

you can't make cookies unless you have

all the right ingredients like butter

and nutmeg or the cookie is grumbling

well we're falling apart without Seven

but I thought I stink maybe but we're

not a team without you Seven we could

really use you out there yeah sure come

on

well why didn't you say so

soccering is like familying together is

better than not together

now be going out there and mowing the

grass with those be bumbles 7 6 5 4 3 2

1 Teamwork is a lot of fun

if I find myself in a little fix just

pass the ball to my sister six

but I'm surrounded so to keep hope alive

I pass the ball to my brother five

the goal is blocked and five can't score

so pass the ball to your teammate four

but when the other team surrounding you

just pass the ball to your brother too

and when my time with the ball is done I

pass it on to my sister one and when

one's in trouble as you can see she

passes the ball right back to me

with teamwork everyone plays the role

with good teamwork is certain to score a

goal

yay

yay that's my

Hey don't forget about me

even if you feel you stink you're never

bad as you think and if you blow a shot

or two don't worry because the team is

not a team without you

hey Hey