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01x05 - Bailey and the Doggy Doctor/Dog for a Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Pupstruction". Aired: June 14, 2023 – present.*
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The series centers on the crew of a dog construction company.

01x05 - Bailey and the Doggy Doctor/Dog for a Day

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-[bell rings]
-[pups] ♪ It's Pupstruction time!

A-woo

A-woo

-♪ A-woo
-♪ A-woo

Suiting up, tooling up
Rev it up and run

-[Luna] ♪ The crew is on the way
-♪ And the job has begun

Let's go!

-♪ We haul
-♪ We break

-♪ We dig
-♪ We make

We pups are gonna get it done

Here we come!

A-woo

We're the Pupstruction crew

A-woo

And we love what we do

When we put our paws together

We're making dreams come true

We're the Pupstruction crew

Pupstruction

[Tank] "Bailey and the Doggy Doctor."

Hmm.

Hmm.

[squeaking]

-Bailey, are you copying me?
-Uh-huh.

Aw. Look at my two builders.

Hey, Pops.

Bailey's been doing some great work today.

[babbles]

-She just loves her toy tool set.
-[Bailey laughs]

I just love lunch.

[sniffs]

Smells like it's time for it.

You're always the first to know.

It's chow time, pups!

[pups] Yay! Lunchtime! Whoo-hoo!

-[Luna] So excited.
-Pawnut butter sandwiches?

All right!

I gotta say, Dr. Barkley's new office
is coming along nicely.

I couldn't agree more.

Hey there, Dr. Barkley.

We weren't expecting you
until later today.

I just thought I'd check up
on the new office you're building for me.

See what I did there?

Checkup. [laughs]

Oh, that's just a little doctor humor.
[laughs]

And, if you don't laugh, why,
you might need your funny bone checked.

[laughs] Checkup. Funny bone. [laughs]

I love this doctor.

[Bailey] Ow.

Oh, no. What happened?

[Bailey whines]

Bailey got a little splinter
stuck in her paw.

It must have come from one
of her wooden blocks.

Ow.

I can take that out for you
in two wags of a dog's tail.

Aha! Found my tweezers.

Tweezers?

Don't worry, Bailey.

Removing the splinter
just feels like a little pinch.

-It barely even hurts.
-Hurts?

All I need is some cleaning solution
and a boo-boo strip.

So, if you'll just follow me to my office,

which isn't finished yet.

Don't worry, Dr. Barkley.

We'll be done building it in no time.

Perfect.

You'll be just fine
until the crew is finished.

Then I'll have all my supplies
to remove your splinter.

All right, team.

-Lunch is over.
-[Tank] Almost.

Now lunch is over.

The sooner we get this office built,

the sooner Dr. Barkley
can tweeze out that splinter.

No build, no tweezers.

No build, no tweezers.

No build.

[giggles]

[giggling]

[Tank] Hey, Luna. Let's go check the plans
to see what's next.

Here they are.

Huh? These plans are smiling at me?

That Phinny.

He always comes up with the wildest ideas.

[laughs]

And done.

It's done, all right. But what is it?

I've never seen a doctor's office
like this before.

Well, I love it.

[cracks, rumbles]

Correction.

I used to love it.

I don't understand.

We followed your plans exactly.

Wait a second.

My plans are covered in crayon.

And I know someone who likes crayons.

Me!

[laughs] I meant Bailey.

Huh? [laughs]

She must have thought
your plans were a coloring book

and drew all over them.

It's okay, Bailey.

We know it was an accident.

Don't you worry.

We're gonna rebuild the doctor's office.

Rebuild?

And then Dr. Barkley
can get that splinter out.

No build, no tweezers.

[laughing]

[laughing]

-[laughs]
-[squeaks]

[giggling]

Okay, team. I redrew the plans.

Now it's time to get to work.

You heard the pup.

Grab your tools.

[laughs]

Ow. [whines]

What?

Your drill is looking very bubbly today,
Phinny.

-[rattles]
-And my wrench is soft?

-And my hammer is squeaking?
-[squeaks]

And my tape measure talks to me.

I love to measure.

These aren't our tools.

-Someone replaced them with toys?
-[squeaks]

Hmm.

I recognize these toys.

They're Bailey's.

[gasps]

Bailey?

[whining]

Did you hide our tools?

Uh-huh.

Sorry.

But why?

No build, no tweezers.

Sounds like she's scared
to have her splinter taken out.

Uh-huh.

I get it.

When I was your age, I was a little scared
of going to the doctor too.

And scared of broccoli and bedtime
and the color orange. [laughs]

But not anymore.

There's no reason to worry.

Yeah. Dr. Barkley is so fun.

She tells the best jokes.

[whining]

Hmm.

Dr. Barkley is fun.

Luna, that just gave me a pawsome idea.

If we make Dr. Barkley's office
as fun as she is,

maybe Bailey will be less afraid.

Tank, I need you to fill up the ball pit
with your dump truck.

Ready to haul!

I'm gonna lift the slide
into place with my crane.

Luna, I need you to lock it down
with your drill.

I dig it.

And, Roxy, I need you to use
your paint nozzle to add a little color.

Let's crush this.

All right, crew.

Let's crank it up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

Whoa, whoa, whoa

We're coming to help
And we know that we can

It's time to build

We work as a pack

And we've got a plan

It's time to build

-♪ We're not gonna stop
-♪ Except for a treat

We work till the project is complete

Our furry crew has got the skills

It's time to build

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

It's time to build

And done!

Whoa. [laughs] Whee! [laughs]

I think Bailey likes it.

[Dr. Barkley] I know I do.

Thanks for building me such a fun office.

[gasps] Is that a slide?

It sure is.

I love slides!

See you in there.

Here I go!

Whoa. [laughs]

Whoo! Whoa! [laughs]

[laughing] All right!

-How about it, Bailey?
-Ready to give the doctor's office a try?

[laughs] Yeah. Slide!

-[Roxy] Go, Bailey!
-[Pops] That's my girl!

-[Luna] Yes!
-You got this, Sis!

[laughing] Whee!

Whoa.

[laughs]

[grunts] Great slide, Bailey.

Whoa. [laughs]

[laughs, grunts]

[laughs]

Whoa. [grunts]

[laughs] Whoa.

I wanna go to the doctor's every day.

Okay, Bailey.
Now let's get that splinter out.

[gasps, whines]

[whines]

Oh, no. Bailey's still scared.

Tweezers.

I don't think she likes
the tweezers very much.

But they're not scary.

They're just a tool that doctors use
like all our tools.

Tool?

[gasps] Hey, that's right!

You need the right tool for the job
Bailey

The right tool for the job

You need the right tool for the job
Bailey

The right tool for the job

Like my trusty old wrench
Helps me tighten a bolt

Like my drill helps me
Drive in a screw

Doctor Barkley has all kinds
Of neat little tools

And they help
With what she needs to do

It's true

I can listen to your heart
I can see inside your nose

I can check your eyes with these
I can check your ears with those

To help me keep you healthy
From your tail to your toes

Everybody knows

You need the right tool for the job
Bailey

The right tool for the job

You got to have the right tool
For the job, Bailey

The right tool for the job

And there's nothing to fear
You just hold on right here

And they help remove
Your splinter, dear

What do you say? You ready?

-♪ She is!
-♪ So brave!

All you need is
The right tool for the job

The splinter! It's out!

Great job, Sis!

[babbles, laughs]

All done.

[kisses] I'm so proud of you.

There's just one thing left
in my bag for you, Bailey.

A lollipop for being such a good patient.

Lollipop!

And lollipops for the Pupstruction crew
for building me such a fun office.

Tastiest doctor's visit ever!

[all laughing]

[Bobby] "Dog for a Day."

Swing set coming in.

Got it! All right, Roxy and Luna.
Let's lock it into place.

And finished!

Well done, crew.

That was some pawsome teamwork.

[straining]

[sighs] Guess it's about time
for me to help. [chuckles]

Ah, thanks, boss.

Help myself to another sip
of this delicious meow-meow juice.

[straining]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Ah, yes. Ours will be the best swing
Mayor Gilmore's ever seen.

[Mayor Gilmore] This is the best swing
I've ever seen.

Meow what?

And it's so well built.

We can do anything when we work as a team.

That's good because there's
another project I need your help with.

I invited all the kids in town
to the Petsburg Water Park today.

We have a water park?

Nope. That's why I need you to build it.
Could you have it done by this afternoon?

You can count on us, Mayor Gilmore.

[grunts] Why'd Mayor Gilmore give them
another cool project to build?

Do you think it's 'cause
they're really good at teamwork?

Teamwork? [scoffs, laughs]

That can't be it.

There must be another reason
their builds are always better than ours.

Here they are, team.

My plans for the water park.

Whoa!

That's the most pawsome water park
I've ever seen!

Your plans rock!

Thanks, crew.

Let's head back to HQ
and get our supplies.

So that's what makes them so great.

That little corgi's plans.

We gotta get our claws on them.

But how are we gonna do that, boss?

Yeah. It's not like you could just walk
into Pupstruction and take them.

I can if I don't look like me.

Woof.

Oh, hello, doggy. Where did you come from?

[sighs] Oh, boy. It's me Bobby.

Oh.

Did you know it was him?

No idea.

In this doggy disguise,
Pupstruction won't recognize me either.

I'll steal Phinny's plans,
build the water park,

and then we, Lickety-Split,
will be the best builders.

Meow. [laughs]

[doorbell rings]

-[all barking]
-[Luna] Door, door, door, door.

Hello there!

-Oh, hi, Bobby.
-[stammers] B-Bobby?

[chuckles] I'm not Bobby.

Come on. He's a cat.

I'm a dog. See?

[clears throat] "Bark, bark." I'm a dog.

Whoa, he is a dog.

Hmm. If you're not Bobby,
what is your name?

Name, you say?

Uh. My name is, uh,

Doggo McWoofwoof.

Yeah. That's it. Doggo McWoofwoof.

Nice to meet you, Doggo McWoofwoof.

What brings you to Pupstruction?

Oh, I'm such a doggone big fan
of you pups.

I was hoping you could give me
a little, uh, tour of your headquarters.

We need to head out for a build soon,
but I guess we have a little time.

Anything special you wanna see?

Oh, nothing much, you know,
just your tools, your trucks,

your amazing plans
for the Petsburg Water Park.

Excuse me, I mean, uh,
if you even have anything like that.

You bet your doggy tail we do.

Come on. We'll give you the grand tour.

[chuckling] Excellent!

Okay.

Get ready to see the secret
to what makes Pupstruction so great.

-[chuckles] I'm ready.
-[elevator bell dings]

Our food!

I smell kibble cake.

Kibble cake?

Every dog's favorite.

[chewing, moaning]

Dig in, Doggo.

[retches] I mean, mmm, delicious.
[strains]

You'll never guess what's in here.

Plans to the water park?

Huh?

Nothing.

Which makes our barks really loud
and echoey!

[pups barking]

Oh, boy.

[elevator bell dings]

Whoa! Now, this room sure looks fancy.

I bet you keep a bunch of important stuff
in here.

We sure do.

Like those plans.

Over here we keep our trucks.

Yeah.

And this machine raises them up.

[laughs] Yeah.

And most important of all…

Yeah!

…this is our favorite spot
to chase our tails!

Yeah! [laughs]

Wait. What?

[Luna] Come here, Mr. Tail.
I'm gonna get ya!

-[pups giggling]
-[sighs]

Like this?

[pups gasp]

No dog has ever caught their tail before.

Best dog ever!

All right, Doggo. We've got time
to show you one last thing.

Let me guess. A chew toy? A doggy bath?
Your favorite ball?

[laughs] No, thanks.

You don't wanna see my plans
for the water park?

Wha--

Well, if you are not interested…

No, wait. Show me.

I mean, uh, that does sound kinda cool,
I guess.

Uh, interesting.

Huh?

Say, pups,

how would you like to play
a little game of fetch?

-We love fetch!
-[ball squeaking]

-[Roxy] I got it!
-[Luna] I'm coming for you, ball!

With these plans,

Lickety-Split will finally be
the best builders in Petsburg!

Now I just need a way
to keep those pups out of my fur

while we build the water park.

Huh.

Purrfect.

-[Tank] Ball!
-[Luna] I'm coming for you!

-[squeaks]
-[grunts]

With this machine jammed,
their trucks won't be able to leave.

Meow. [laughs]

[pups giggling]

We got the ball, Doggo!

[elevator bell dings]

-[Phinny] Doggo?
-[Tank] Where'd he go?

Probably chasing his tail.
He's so good at it.

All right, team.
We've got a water park to build.

It's Pupstruction time!

Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo

We got a job to do

[lift stutters]

Uh-oh! A squeaky toy jammed up the lift.

We're totally stuck.

Where's Pupstruction?

They should be here
to build the water park by now.

-No water park?
-Aw.

[truck horn honks]

Worry not, water park lovers,
Lickety-Split is here!

Lickety-Split? Where's Pupstruction?

Pupstruction said to tell you
they couldn't make it,

and that we have great plans
for the water park,

and that we are the best builders
in Petsburg.

Whoa. They said all that?

Those pups are so nice.

Well, if Pupstruction said so,
on with the build!

-Yay!
-Water park!

You hear that?

It's time for you to get building.

I think I've earned a break
after all this plan stealing.

-Well, okay, boss.
-We'll try.

[straining]

[straining]

It just won't budge.

But we can't miss our build.

We're not going to.

Like you said this morning,

"We can do anything
when we work as a team."

Wait a second.

Maybe that's how we can move the lever:
as a team.

Oh, yeah!

Let's all try to pull it at the same time.

Ready, pups?

One, two, three…

[straining]

-[Luna] Yippee!
-[Roxy] We did it!

Now it's really Pupstruction time!

Mayor Gilmore, I present Phinny's--

[grunts] I mean, my amazing water park!

[Scratch, Sniff] Ta-da!

Lloyd, does this water park look finished
to you?

It does not.

[splutters]
I thought you followed the plans.

We tried, boss.

But it was a lot to do
for two kitties on their own.

We really could've used your help.

-[horn honks]
-[Phinny] Mayor Gilmore!

[Mayor Gilmore] Oh, thank goodness,
Pupstruction. You're here!

You must help Lickety-Split
with the water park.

Something went wrong with their plans.

These aren't their plans.

-They're ours!
-[grunts]

They are?

Bobby stole our plans?

And he took Doggo's ears.

Bobby didn't take Doggo's ears.

Bobby is Doggo.

[pups gasp]

All right! You caught me!

I pretended to be Doggo,

so I could steal your plans
and build the water park.

That wasn't very nice.

Sorry.

But it didn't matter,
'cause those plans didn't even work.

[creaks, crashes]

That's because it doesn't matter
how great a plan is.

It takes a great team to build it.

And I think we can fix this water park.

Roxy, I need you
to hammer in the supports.

Let's crush this!

[Phinny] Tank, I need you to carry
the slides in with your dump truck.

And I'm gonna lower them with my crane.

Ready to haul!

[Phinny] And, Luna, I need you to lock it
into place with your drill.

I dig it!

All right, team! Let's crank it up!

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

It's time to build

-They did it! They did it!
-Such great teamwork.

-[puppy] Yay! Whoo-hoo!
-[kitten] Whoo-hoo!

[grunts] This day couldn't get any worse.

I take that back.

Team effort from Pupstruction!

I'm so proud of you.

All in a day's work, ma'am.

Now there's just one thing left to do.

Let's slide!

-Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
-[Roxy] Oh, yeah!

-[Tank] Whee!
-[Luna] Whoo-hoo!