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07x02 - Mail Truck Blaze

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

07x02 - Mail Truck Blaze

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat music]

[musical car horn honking]

♪ ♪

- Whoa. Yeah. - Whoo-hoo.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey. You're just in time.

- Yeah. Blaze and I are going to one of

the most important places in Axle City.

both: The post office.

- Come on. Let's go check it out.

♪ ♪

Whoa. - Wow.

♪ ♪

- Whoa. Blaze and AJ.

- Hey, it's our friend, Millard the mail truck.

- [chuckles] Welcome to the post office.

- Thanks, Millard.

- Looks like things are pretty busy at the post office today.

- [chuckles] They sure are.

That's 'cause here at the post office,

we deliver all sorts of important things.

Like party invitations, letters from grandparents,

and birthday presents.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Being a mail truck's an important job.

- Well, you know what they say.

Mail trucks always deliver.

Oh! [bell chimes]

Her come the last packages of the day.

- How many boxes are there?

Three. Yeah.

- There's a box with a key inside,

a box with a teddy bear, and a box with a microphone.

- Hmm, I wonder where all these things are going.

- Let's find out.

[bell chimes]

Looks like the key is supposed to go to--

- Argh!

- A pirate.

- [groans] Yar!

If I don't get that key, I'll never get me treasure.

- He must need that key to open his treasure chest.

- Gee, that's an important delivery.

- Let's see where this teddy bear's supposed to go.

[bell chimes] - It's going to--

a dragon.

- [cries]

It's naptime, but I can't sleep without teddy bear.

[cries]

- Poor dragon, she really needs that teddy bear.

- Phew! Better check and see

who's getting this last delivery.

[bell chimes]

- Looks like the microphone has to get to--

a pop star.

- That's Cariana! I love her music.

crowd: Music, music, music!

- What am I gonna do?

I can't sing without my microphone.

- Oh, boy.

All of these packages need to get delivered fast.

- Don't worry, Millard. Blaze and I can help.

- Yeah, we can make those deliveries super fast.

- I'll be...

mail carrier AJ.

- And I'll become...

mail truck Blaze.

♪ ♪

- All right.

♪ ♪

- Yeah. - Awesome.

- Good luck, you two. And remember, no matter what--

all: Mail trucks always deliver!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ They travel all over the world ♪

♪ Nobody does it better ♪

♪ They're carrying boxes big and small ♪

♪ And lots and lots and lots of letters ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Far and wide and high and low ♪

♪ They gotta get where they need to go ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Wow.

Crusher, did you see that?

Blaze is a mail truck.

- So?

- So mail trucks are amazing.

They always deliver.

- [chuckles] I can do that.

I can be mail truck Crusher.

- Wow.

- Okay, Pickle, you pretend to be the customer

and I'll bring you this letter. Got it?

Pickle?

- Yoo-hoo! Up here, mail truck Crusher.

I can't wait for you to climb this ladder

and bring me my mail.

- Psh, ladder-shmadder.

That's too easy for mail truck Crusher.

I'll deliver your letter with a giant ramp.

[laughs]

Wee!

♪ Mail truck Crusher, he's the best ♪

♪ Mail truck in the whole, wide world ♪

Whoa.

I'm the best in the whole world.

[groans]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- Remember, mail carriers,

we have to make three important deliveries.

- For our first delivery,

we have to bring the key to the pirate,

so he can open his treasure chest.

- Come on, AJ. This way.

Mail truck Blaze is on the way.

- Yeah.

- Whoo-hoo.

♪ ♪

- Hmm, I wonder what's making that strange chomping sound.

- I don't know, but something tells me

we're about to find out.

all: Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

both: Sharks!

- Chomp, chomp, chomp.

- [screams] [laughter]

- Whoo. - Chomp, chomp, chomp.

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

- Hubcaps! - Oh, man.

The sharks are trying to chomp our boat.

all: Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

- Well, we've got to find some way to get past them.

We've got a delivery to make.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

To get past the sharks, let's use a wave.

Waves move energy from one place to another.

If we make a big splash that energy will travel

through the water and create

an ocean wave that can carry the sharks away.

- That's a great idea. Come on. Let's give it a try.

♪ ♪

- Chomp, chomp.

- Look, here comes a shark. - Chomp, chomp, chomp.

[laughs]

- Help us send him away with a really big wave.

Say, wave.

both: Wave!

♪ ♪

- [screams]

- It worked! - Yeah!

- Chomp, chomp, chomp. - Look out, Blaze.

- Chomp, chomp. - More sharks.

- Help us make an even bigger wave.

This time say, wave.

both: Wave!

♪ ♪

[sharks screaming]

- Whoo-hoo.

- All right.

We've almost made it to the pirate ship.

- Chomp, chomp, chomp. - [laughs]

- Chomp, chomp. - But to get there,

we'll have to get past the most sharks yet.

all: Chomp, chomp, chomp.

- Help us make a really, really big wave.

Shout, wave.

both: Wave!

♪ ♪

[sharks screaming]

- Chomp!

- Whoo-hoo.

[musical car horn honking]

- Whoo-hoo.

- It's mail truck Blaze.

- Special delivery, pirate.

- Shiver me timbers.

The key. [laughs]

Now, I can finally open me treasure chest.

- So what is it, pirate? - Yeah, what's inside?

- The treasure be pirate snacks.

[laughter]

- Thanks, pirate.

- Check it out.

Now, that we brought the key to the pirate,

we're ready to make our next delivery

and bring the teddy bear to the dragon.

- Come on, AJ.

We've got to hurry and get to that dragon.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

both: Mail trucks always deliver.

- So long, pirate.

- Yo h*! Thank ye, mail truck Blaze.

- ♪ Waves ♪ - ♪ Whomp, whomp, waves ♪

- ♪ Through the water and underground ♪

♪ A wave is energy moving ♪ - ♪ Moving ♪

- ♪ Through the air, light, and sound ♪

♪ A wave is energy moving ♪ - ♪ Moving ♪

- ♪ Waves carry energy ♪ - ♪ Sounds make ♪

- ♪ Waves carry energy ♪ - ♪ Sounding ♪

- ♪ Waves carry energy ♪

♪ From one place to another ♪ - ♪ To another ♪

- ♪ Waves carry energy ♪

♪ Waves carry energy ♪

♪ Waves carry energy ♪

♪ From one place to another ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, I wish I had a letter.

If only someone would deliver one to me.

[horn honks] - Don't worry, sir.

Mail truck Crusher is on the way.

- Oh, goodie.

Now, remember, all you have to do

is climb this ladder and-- - [panting]

- Um, Crusher, what are you doing?

- Climbing a ladder's too easy for a mail truck like me,

so I'm gonna float up there with this balloon.

[laughs] Whoo-hoo.

♪ Mail truck Crusher ♪

♪ He's the best mail truck that ever delivered ♪

Uh-oh.

[screams]

♪ ♪

[groans]

♪ ♪

- Whoo. - Yeah.

- Remember, mail carriers, for our next delivery,

we need to bring the teddy bear to the dragon.

♪ ♪

- [cries]

- Blaze, look.

All the way on top of this mountain,

it's the dragon.

- I want to sleep,

but I need teddy bear. [cries]

- Don't worry, dragon.

Nothing's gonna stop us from bringing you your teddy bear.

Mail trucks always deliver.

♪ ♪

[rumbling]

Hang on, AJ. Do you hear that?

- Uh-oh. That sounds like--

both: An earthquake.

Whoa.

- Look out. - Whoa.

both: Whoa.

- Phew. This must be some kind of earthquake mountain.

- Oh, man. Check it out.

When the energy from an earthquake

moves through the ground,

it makes a special kind of wave:

a seismic wave.

- To get past seismic waves,

we're gonna need to jump over them.

♪ ♪

- Get ready, Blaze.

There are ten giant waves heading this way.

- To help me jump, count to ten with us.

both: One,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight,

nine,

ten.

[musical horn honking]

- Whoo-hoo.

- Wow. Mail truck Blaze.

- Here you go, dragon.

A special delivery just for you.

- [gasps] It's my teddy bear.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[kisses] - [laughs]

You're welcome, dragon.

- [yawns] Now, I go night-night.

[snores] - Aw.

- That teddy bear really worked.

- Check it out.

We've only got one delivery left.

To bring the microphone to the musician.

- Well, then let's get to that music concert.

AJ, give me some speed.

- Nighty-night, dragon. [engine revs]

- [snores]

♪ ♪

- Poor me, I wish I could get a letter in the mail someday.

[horn honks] - Fear not, green stranger.

Mail truck Crusher is here with a letter just for you.

- [laughs] Hooray!

Now, I'll just wait while you climb

this conveniently placed ladder.

- A ladder, you say? [groans]

Who needs a ladder when you've got--

[groans] A super bouncy trampoline?

[laughs] Time to bounce.

Wee!

Oh, no.

[groans]

Your mail, sir.

- Ah! Oh, goodie. It's junk mail.

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- Hey, look. We're getting a call.

crowd: Music, music, music!

- It's Cariana.

- Mail truck Blaze, you've got to hurry.

It's almost time to start the show,

but I can't sing without my microphone.

- Don't worry, Cariana, we're on our way.

♪ ♪

- Whoa. - P.U.

- Hmm, something that smelly could only mean one thing.

[laughter]

both: Stinky skunks.

[laughter]

- Whoa.

- Phew. If we're gonna deliver that microphone,

we've gotta keep away from those skunks.

- Don't worry, AJ.

I know what we can use to get past them.

An x-ray. - Yeah.

X-rays are special waves of light.

They have so much energy,

they can go right through something

and show us what's inside.

- Activating mail truck x-ray machine.

♪ ♪

Now, let's see where those skunks are hiding.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Is there a skunk in that trashcan?

Nope. That's a boot.

♪ ♪

Is there a skunk in that box?

Yeah. It's a skunk.

- [laughs]

- Whoo-hoo.

- Not today, skunk.

- Huh?

♪ ♪

- Come on.

Let's use our x-rays to look for more skunks.

♪ ♪

- Is there a skunk hiding in that crate?

No. It's a banana.

Is there a skunk inside that leaf pile?

Yeah.

- [chitters and laughs]

- [grunts]

I don't think so, little skunk.

- All right.

We've almost gotten past all the stinky skunks.

- But there's still one more out there somewhere.

Let's look.

Is there a skunk under that blanket?

No, those are glasses.

- Is there a skunk in that basket?

Nope. That's a sandwich.

- Is there a skunk in that barrel?

There sure is.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo.

- Smell ya later, skunks.

- [chitters]

- Look, there's the music concert.

[electric guitar riffs] [cheers and applause]

But that sound means the show's about to start

and we still need to deliver the microphone to Cariana.

- Then we've got to get this microphone there super fast.

Time to use mail truck Blazing Speed.

♪ ♪

To give us Blazing Speed say, let's Blaze.

both: Let's Blaze!

- Whoo-hoo. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

crowd: Music, music, music! [musical car horn honking]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] It's Blaze.

- Whoo-hoo.

- Special delivery.

- Here you go, Cariana.

- All right. My microphone.

Ladies and gentle-trucks,

please give it up for the greatest mail carriers

in the whole, wide world,

AJ and Blaze.

- Thank you.

- Thanks, everybody.

- Okay, you two,

grab and instrument and let's give these fans a show.

- You got it. - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Far and wide and high and low ♪

♪ They're gonna get where they need to go ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

♪ Mail trucks always deliver ♪

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪