02x05 - The Funniest Pup In Petsburg/Beddy-Bye Build

[bunniefuu]

-[alarm ringing]
-[all] It's Pupstruction time!

♪ Ah-ooooooh ♪

♪ Ah-ooooooh ♪

-♪ Ah-ooooooh ♪
-[chorus singing] ♪ Ah-ooooooh ♪

[Tank] ♪ Suitin' up, toolin' up
Rev it up and run! ♪

[Luna]
♪ The crew is on the way ♪

[Roxy]
♪ And the job has begun ♪

Let's go!

-[Tank] ♪ We haul ♪
-[Roxy] ♪ We break ♪

-[Luna] ♪ We dig ♪
-[Phinny] ♪ We make ♪

[all] ♪ We pups
are gonna get it done! ♪

♪ Here we come! ♪

♪ Ah-ooooooh, Ah-ooooooh ♪

♪ We're the Pupstruction crew! ♪

♪ Ah-ooooooh, Ah-ooooooh ♪

♪ And we love what we do! ♪

♪ When we put
our paws together ♪

♪ We're makin'
dreams come true ♪

♪ We're the Pupstruction crew! ♪

[all] Pupstruction!

[Phinny] The Funniest Pup in Petsburg.

[Pup Alert] Awoo.

Awoo.

[Phinny] We've got a build, crew.

Let's rock this.

Pupstruction, we've got a big problem.

What's wrong, Mayor Gilmore?

Funny Furguson is telling a bunch
of new jokes here on Retriever Lane.

All right, what kind of dog
loves taking baths?

A shampoo-dle!

[all laughing]

A shampoo-dle?

That's hilarious.

That's the problem.

He's so hilarious,
everyone wants to hear his jokes.

They're blocking the sidewalk
and no one can get through.

Hm. What if we built a theater?

Then everyone
would have a place

to watch Funny tell his jokes

without blocking the sidewalk.

It's perfect, but hurry.

His jokes are getting funnier.

Why did the dog laugh?

Because he dug up a funny bone.

[all laughing]

We're on our way.

Good luck, pups.

You heard the mayor.

We've got a theatre to build.

[all] It's Pupstruction time!

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do ♪

♪ We got a job to do ♪

[Phinny] ♪ Come on! ♪

♪ Jump in, gear up ♪

♪ Can't stop these pups ♪

♪ It's gonna take some work ♪

♪ A lot of bark ♪

♪ And a little drool ♪

-♪ Let's build ♪
-[all] ♪ Let's build! ♪

-[Phinny] ♪ Create ♪
-[all] ♪ Create ♪

♪ Let's make something great ♪

-♪ The plan's a check ♪
-♪ All paws on deck ♪

♪ Pupstruction, grab your tools ♪

[revving]

[beeping]

♪ We got a job to do
do, do, do, do do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do
We got a job to do ♪

Let's crush this!

♪ We got a job to do ♪

I dig it!

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Ready to haul ♪

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Crank it up ♪

♪ We got a job to do ♪

♪ We got a job to do ♪

♪ We got a job to do ♪

[all] Ah-ooooooh!

Pups, thanks for coming so quickly.

This problem is no laughing matter.

[laughter]

Then why is everyone laughing?

That Funny Furguson must be
the funniest pup in Petsburg.

Sit tight.
I'll be right back with more jokes.

[laughing]

I'm so sorry the crowd is blocking
the sidewalk, Mayor Gilmore.

I guess Petsburg
just can't get enough of these jokes.

Not to worry.

Pupstruction's got a plan.

We're gonna build you this.

[Funny] A theater?

Yep. One big enough to fit everyone
who wants to hear your jokes.

That's great.

[gasps] Just one question.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[clucks]

To hear my jokes!

[all laughing]

"To hear my jokes."

Uh, but seriously, this theater
will be able to fit him, too?

-You bet it will.
-Tools up, pups.

Tank, haul in the boards!

Here I haul.

All right, Roxy, you're up.

Saw those down to size.

On it.

Luna, you and I are going
to assemble the stage.

Come on, drilly-drill.

Here comes the last beam.

[Luna] Time for the lights.

Presenting the all-new
Funny Bone Theater.

Well, Funny, do you like it?

I love it!

Oh-h*!

Oh, this is a perfect place
for me to tell my jokes.

Like, what do you call
a dog that sneezes?

A-choo-huahua.

[all laughing]

A-choo-huahua. I get it.

Come on inside, everyone.

There's more where that came from.

[crowd member]
More laughs, I'm there!

Thank you, Pupstruction,
you cleared the sidewalk.

Now, I think I'll head inside
to hear more of Funny's jokes.

We don't want to miss
any of the big laughs, do we, Lloyd?

We do not, ma'am.

[laughter in theater]

Sounds like another job well done.

[Mrs. Hopper] Excuse me.

We heard this is where
Funny is telling his hilarious jokes.

Any room for me and my family?

[both] Jokes, jokes, jokes!

For the three of you, definitely.

Oh, it's not just the three of us.

[whistles]

[all] Jokes, jokes, jokes,
jokes, jokes, jokes!

That's one big bunny family.

There's no way they'll all fit inside.

And now the sidewalk's
blocked again.

Which means we've got to build
a bigger theater.

And done!

With this second floor,
everyone should fit.

[bunnies] Jokes, jokes, jokes!

-[rumbling]
-[grunts] Huh?

I think we're gonna need another floor.

[rumbling]

And another floor.

-[rumbling]
-[all exclaiming]

And another floor.

[Tank] Wow! This is one big theater.

Let's just hope it fits everyone.

-Ooh!
-Let's go!

-It does!
-Every last tail.

Love the bigger theater, pups.

We wanted to make sure all your fans

could fit inside to hear your jokes.

And perfect timing

because I just came up with
a bunch of new ones about floppy ears.

[audience] More, more!

[gasps] Floppy ear jokes.

Hey, everybody.

Funny's got new floppy ear jokes.

Uh-oh.

-I love a good floppy ear joke!
-Me, too!

Wow! Everybody
really loves floppy ear jokes.

Now the crowd's not just
blocking the sidewalk,

they're blocking the street, too.

[horns honking]

We need to build
an even bigger theater.

We can't.

It's already as high as it can go.

Mayor Gilmore is not gonna like this.

Oh, my! I do not like this.

What's going on?
We heard honking.

The street's totally blocked.

No one can get through.

-[cat] Can I get through?
-[turtle] Why is the traffic so slow?

Wow. This traffic is no joke.

We just can't build a theater

big enough to hold everyone
who wants to see you.

I love making people laugh,

but not if it blocks the street.

[sighs] I guess I'll just have to stop
telling my jokes.

We'll need to let everyone know
the show is over.

Go ahead, Lloyd.

Break it to 'em easy.

The show is over.
All laughter must stop.

-Please leave immediately.
-No more jokes?

But I love laughing!

-[audience member] No!
-[Pedro] What about the floppy ears?

They're all so sad.

It's too bad there isn't another way

for everyone to hear your jokes.

Sorry, folks.

You don't have to go home,
but you can't block the street.

Hm.

Maybe there is a way
for everyone to hear your jokes,

if we bring the jokes to them
by building a funny mobile.

You mean take this show on the road?

That'll take care of the crowds.

That's right.

Then your jokes can be heard
all around Petsburg.

I love it!

Luna, I need you
to bolt on the wheels.

I dig it!

[Phinny] Tank, you're gonna
haul in the megaphone.

Ready to haul!

[Phinny] I'll crane it in.

And, Roxy, you're gonna
hammer on the stage.

Let's crush this.

All right, crew, let's crank it up.

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ We're coming to help
and we know that we can ♪

[all] ♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ We work as a pack ♪

[all] ♪ And we got a plan
It's time to build ♪

[Phinny]
♪ We're not gonna stop ♪

-♪ Except for a treat ♪
-[chomps]

[all] ♪ We work
till the project is complete ♪

♪ Our furry crew
has got the skills ♪

Okay, hold up.

I'm working on a construction joke,

but I still need
to hammer out the kinks

-because I really want to nail it.
-[laughter]

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

What do you call
a dog in the winter?

-I don't know.
-What?

A chili dog!

[all laughing]

Pupstruction,
I can't thank you enough.

You helped me bring laughter
to everyone in Petsburg.

And the sidewalks are so clear.

We're always happy to lend a paw.

I just wish there was
some way I could repay you,

but all I got are jokes.

Oh, we love jokes.

Tell us another one.

Another joke, huh?

Well, I've got one
that's perfect for you pups.

What's a construction dog's
favorite thing to build?

Ooh, I don't know.

The roof!

[chuckles] "Roof" like a bark.

[all laughing]

[Phinny] Beddy-Bye Build.

Okay, Bailey, time for your lullaby.

♪ Sweet dreams ♪

♪ Precious pup ♪

♪ Sweet dreams ♪

♪ Till the morning sun comes up ♪

[all]
♪ Every dog has their day ♪

♪ And when the day
turns to night ♪

♪ You'll sleep tight snuggled up ♪

♪ Sweet dreams precious pup ♪

Bailey's fast asleep.

Our lullaby really worked.

Good night, sis. Love you.

Now that Bailey's asleep,

it's time for us to get to bed, too.

Let's crush some Z's.

Nighty-nighty, Roxy.

Nighty-night, Tank.

Nighty-night, Phinny.

[Pup Alert] Awoo.

Nighty-night, Pup Alert.

[Pup Alert] Awoo. Awoo.

Wait. Pup Alert?

But it's bedtime.

Yeah, we never get jobs this late.

Come on, let's see what it is.

Good evening, pups.

I just received an urgent call from
Mr. and Mrs. Poochman.

[Mr. and Mrs. Poochman sigh]

They have a bedtime emergency.

A bedtime emergency?

Their son, Dudley,
has outgrown his puppy bed.

[Dudley grunting]

[sighs]

[Maya] Now he can't
get cozy enough to fall asleep.

[muttering]

Cutest emergency ever.

The Poochmans need you pups
to build a bigger cozier bed

so Dudley can sleep tonight.

-We're on it, Mom.
-[Tank] Yeah.

We gotta help that sleepy pupper.

All right, crew,
we've got a bedtime to save.

[all] It's Pupstruction time!

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do, do, do
We got a job to do ♪

Let's crush this!

[all]
♪ We got a job to do ♪

I dig it!

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Ready to haul ♪

♪ Do, do, do
do, do, do, do, do ♪

Crank it up!

♪ We got a job to do ♪

[all] Ah-ooooooh!

There they are.

Pupstruction, thank you
so much for coming.

We know it's getting late.

We're always ready to lend
a helping paw, day or night.

[yawning]

That's good because
Dudley can't fall asleep

in his little puppy bed.

Can you build him a bigger one

that'll fit him and his Wubby?

He loves his Wubby.

Wubby.

[Phinny] Hm.

How about...

this?

That'll definitely be
a big enough bed for Dudley.

[yawns]

And then maybe
we can get to bed, too.

With Dudley not sleeping,

we haven't gotten
much sleep ourselves.

[yawns]

Maybe you two could rest
while we work.

Yeah, we'd be happy to watch
this little cutie for ya.

And we won't leave
until he's cuddled up in his new bed.

Fast asleep.

Really? You pups are the best.

We'll just get a little shut-eye
and then come check on him.

-See you soon, Dudders.
-We love you.

Love you.

TIme to build this bed.

Tools up, pups.

Tank, I need you
to haul in the wood.

It "wood" be my pleasure.

Roxy, you're up.

Hammer together the boards.

Nailed it.

Luna, you and I are going to--

Have a pillow fight.

I was gonna say make the bed.

[chuckles] Right.

We'll pillow fight later.

Okay, Dudley, get ready
for some sweet dreams

in your brand-new bed.

Go on, Dudley. Hop in.

Yes, he fits!

And so does his Wubby.

[grunting]

Now that Dudley has
somewhere cozy to sleep,

it's time for us
to head to bed, too.

-Good night, Dudley.
-Good night.

-Sweet dreams.
-Sleep tight.

[Tank] Dudley?

Oh, hey, Dudley's up.

He's supposed to be sleeping.

What's wrong, Dudley?

Don't you like your new cozy bed?

Uh-uh. Not cozy.

Aw. I don't think
it's cozy enough for him.

[yawns]

All right, crew, our job's not done.

We gotta build a bed cozy enough
to help Dudley sleep.

[Tank] Hm.

And I just got an idea.

How about a pillow-fort bed?

[grunts]

Nuh-uh.

A bunk bed.

[Dudley shuddering]

Nuh-uh.

A waterbed.

Whoa.

[grunts] Nuh-uh.

A dirt bed.

[sneezes]

Nuh-uh.

Dudley doesn't like
any of the beds we made for him.

[yawns]

Poor pup. He's so sleepy.

We've got to find a bed
that helps him fall asleep.

It's too bad
beds don't sing lullabies.

Our lullaby helped Bailey
fall right asleep.

Wait a second. Maybe they can.

If we build a bed
that plays a lullaby.

All right, Dudley,

time to go to dreamland
and your new lulla-bed.

-[Dudley groaning]
-[button beeps]

♪ Sweet dreams, precious pup ♪

♪ Sweet dreams ♪

♪ Till the morning sun comes up ♪

♪ Lay down your head ♪

♪ Tuck your tail into bed ♪

♪ Sweet dreams, precious pup ♪

[snoring in the distance]

Ah, the sweet sound of puppy snores.

The lulla-bed worked.

Huh? [chuckles]

Just not on the right pups.

Wake up, crew.

-Huh?
-[Tank yawns]

What happened?

I know what happened.

We built a bed out of marshmallows,
and then a dragon showed up,

and he made Mr. Tail
the King of Bed Land,

and then I started flying, and--

That was a dream, wasn't it?

Yup.

The lullaby bed
helped you all fall asleep,

but not Dudley.

[yawning]

Poor Dudley.

He's so sleepy,
but he just can't get cozy.

The only thing he seems to find cozy
is his Wubby.

Wubby.

It's too bad
Wubby isn't big enough

for Dudley to sleep on.

Hang on, that's it.

What if we built
a giant fluffy Wubby bed,

cozy enough to get him
to fall asleep?

This plan is pup-dorable.
I love it.

And I think Dudley will, too.

Just one question.

How are we gonna fit
a giant Wubby through the door?

Oh, we're not going to use the door.

Tank, I need you
to haul in the stuffing.

Ready to haul.

Luna, you're gonna use your scoop

to stuff the bed with fluff.

I dig it.

[Phinny] Roxy, I need you
to unbolt the roof.

Let's crush this!

And I'll use my crane to lower the bed
into Dudley's room.

All right, crew,
let's crank up bedtime.

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

Love you, Wubby.

♪ We're coming to help
and we know that we can ♪

[all] ♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ We work as a pack ♪

[all] ♪ And we got a plan
It's time to build ♪

[Phinny] ♪ We're not gonna stop
till Dudley's asleep ♪

[all] ♪ We work
till the project is complete ♪

♪ Our furry crew
has got the skills ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ It's time to build ♪

Whoa!

♪ It's time to build ♪

Well, Dudley, what do you think?

Is the bed comfy enough?

Is it cozy enough?
Is it Wubby enough?

Dudley?

[muttering]

[all] Aw.

It worked!

[grunts]

Sweet dreams, little pupper.

Wow, this bed really is cozy.

Yeah. [exhales deeply]

I think
I'll just close my eyes for a quick sec.

[Luna snoring]

Luna's right.

Maybe just a quick snooze.

Well, Roxy, I guess
it's just you and me.

[chuckles]
And it's just me.

[yawns]

Maybe I'll just rest my head

while I wait for you all to wake up.

[all snoring]

Pupstruction did it.

Dudley is sleeping.

And so are they.

[Mrs. Poochman chuckles]

Sleep tight, Dudley.

And good night, Pupstruction.

[♪ theme music playing]

Chirp.