01x01 - Trouble on Planet Wait-Your-Turn

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let's sing a little song with eight little words but a rocket ship and

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mitchell kevin

three two

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whoops mom she did it again michelle now come

on we're almost there apologize to your brother sorry jason

i hope you two don't act this way while you're at grandmom's yay grandmom's cottage

cottage you know trevor's at space camp right now jason you'll get to go to space camp

after grandmom's cottage you're just gonna need to be patient i just love grandmom's cottage

are we almost there you should know where we are cupcake unless you aren't wearing your glasses

again [Music] hey hey hey we're here

hello sweeties how's my two favorite tween pumpkins

hi grandma oh that's grand mom to you you little bugs oh you kids are gonna love it here

your grandfather finished this place when i was about your age that's right built the whole place some selfie deed quite a man your granddad

oh goodness now which one are you then we're not identical twins grandma thank

goodness just remember i'm the cute one and i'm the one who's supposed to be at

space camp okay that's everything i'm afraid we have to run or we'll miss our flight

thanks for watching the kids mom jason and michelle we'll call you when we get there have a

good trip and don't you worry about these two they'll be just fine here no better

place for a kid you know that's right bye-bye sweethearts we love you be good for your grandmom

and have fun come on pumpkins you can give me a hand with supper bye goodbye goodbye

jason your mom and i know you'd rather be at space camp right now so we got you and michelle something that might make the time go faster

now be sure you take turns with your sister we'll call you tonight buddy

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what's that you got love huh oh it's a turtle 3000 game console and the best game in the

world banzai master three pruner of destiny it's almost as cool as space camp i just

need some tools to hook it up to your uh tv oh the telly sounds lovely

sure you can make it work no job's too hard when you use your head [Music]

hey what's that it's a two or three thousand mom and dad give to us are you gonna be

able to hook it up to that old tv sure it's easy ow

ow hi it's done [Music]

is it ready no i don't think so dad handed it to me and

i got it all hooked up so i get to go first hooking it up is half the fun

i get to go first no way michelle i get school stop it you've got to go stop i'm going

first first merciful heavens

i can't have my little onions fighting like frogs and dogs now can i

look i'm glad you got a new widget there but you need to learn to wait your turn to let someone else go first every now

and then it's called patience and it's a virtue now let's see what's a good book say oh

right a patient man has great understanding but a quick tempered man

displays fully do you know what folly is

foolishness trouble having to go first all the time only leads to trouble good

things come to those that wait i couldn't agree more that's why you

should wait your turn no way jason besides i had a controller first yes but i have

the controller that's plugged in

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supper's ready oh it smells even more delicious out

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here so grandma what's up for dinner well for your first supper here at the

cottage i thought i'd fix you one of your granddad's favorites bye pie for dinner oh yes sometimes we'd

have it thrice a week do they always serve pie for dinner in england oh no not always some folks serve

bangers and mash bubble and squeak or haggis haggis oh nasty stuff

mostly hearts and lungs sticks to the roof of your mouth like skunk bottom now there's a dish you don't try more

than once i know this one kid who ate frog brains with a little butter and

salt not bad really frog brains um what kind of pie

is this anyway why it's kidney pie dearie kidneys real kidneys

grandma would it be okay if i just went upstairs to play i'm not really hungry anyway

we stopped that burger bell on the way up yeah me too grandma well all right sweeties i was hoping to

show you my collectibles but that can wait till morning i suppose thanks grandma

yeah thanks

[Music] you be careful with those pumpkin your

granddad gave those to me on our honeymoon in the falklands i always knew how to make me smile he

did your granddad oh if only he was here to see his little granddaughter playing with the

penguins he got me on our honeymoon in the falklands oh well good memories all that matters

thanks grandma mom be careful

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space commander chase in here i'm stranded on a hostile planet with

absolutely nothing to do or eat you look very handsome today mr

penguin and you look beautiful in that new dress miss penguin did you borrow it from this pretty

pretty i beg your pardon this pretty pretty bar was closed for me thank you very much

did you bring any comic books well i don't believe i do mr jason i mostly

read magazines from paris on account of me being a super model i'm gonna die

here did you say you speak french miss

penguin wee wee i do indeed quite well mr penguin wow beautiful and sophisticated you're

an amazing penguin miss penguin why must see ever so much mr penguin

[Music] oh you dropped your hat

jason you almost k*lled me there was a ring

it was hanging this is so i jumped then the stairs fell from the sky i wonder where they go

oh no you don't jason t conrad you put those right back in the ceiling before grandma

comes up here i think you have to pull these shots from the top i'll go try

okay but you come down just as soon as but if jason

oh

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jason greetings earthling hey michelle look at all this

cool stuff awesome

the starship xylem glides gracefully through space level five bonsai master captain romolo

and his crew of botanists are headed for a distant galaxy but what's that in the distance could it

be oh no one intergalactic choke fairy quick guys captain ronaldo launched dry

claw raffling torpedoes [Music]

at your rack tit and four to six days you'll be reduced to wilted stem tissue

hooray it's grandad jason look at this

[Music] look it's grandad how do you know that's granddad look

here's grandma standing in front of this cottage with him who else could it be

wow cool telescope i wonder where that picture was taken

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i saw it first no you didn't i did no you didn't

[Music] you got to try the video game first it

didn't even work i get to go first do not stop you're gonna break it you stop okay okay okay

look i'm the oldest i get to decide huh by five minutes big whoop i saw it first

well i could decide that you could go first yeah yeah i've decided i'll go first

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cool my turn no no no no i'm not even close to being done

you'll just have to wait your turn [Music]

quietly [Music]

after a short lunch break captain and his team of buttons resume their search for a perfect bonsai

breeding ground [Applause]

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i can't hear you

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michelle the ship is flying by itself nice try jason no really

t conrad we need your help you're alive of course we are kids yeah

it's much easier to do our jobs that way get in here jason the galaxy waits for no man

huh i can't i'm too big ah too big too big when i was your size i was twice

your size dr fidgel gleason yes right away

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[Applause] [Music] i i can't believe you guys are alive

of course we are either that or you're daydreaming that's true senses indicate that he

could be daydreaming but no time for small talk now we've got work to do

what about my sister is she coming don't worry she'll get her chance but right now you're the one that we need

all right boys strap yourselves in it could be a bumpy ride

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hello hi do you know where we're going up right okay

hang on

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[Music] you'll have to do better than that jason

[Music] okay boys i think it's time we briefed

our new cadet now listen up i'm captain ziggle this

is my ship over here we have dr vigil how do you do this is the ship's pilot

and engineer first officer mitchell and um that's uh kevin pleasure

what does he do [Music]

well mostly he just does that [Music]

okay so where are we going we've received a report on our fax machine the

planet wait your turn is in crisis wait a minute you guys get your directions on a

fax machine yes why no reason

so what's the crisis that we don't know we were low on toner let's get on with

our mission boys engineer midgel engage hyperdrive hyperdrive we're only 10 miles away

can't you read a map perhaps if he was wearing his glasses

he doesn't wear his glasses because he thinks they make him look silly that's not true i uh i just don't like

the red marks they make on my beak [Music]

great schools of halibut we've been hit it's all right we're okay we were in the correct

landing padding but another ship caught right in front of us clipped us with his wing how rude we'll

uh have to report this to the local authorities let's bring this ship down buckle up for

landing everyone [Music]

right here we go you can do it mitchell yes we believe in you hang on

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ah what was wrong wrong that was a pretty good one spot on thank you very much i thought it

was rather impressive yes much better than the last one it felt like the landing gear broke off

landing gear landing gear landing gear you know that's not a bad idea

it just might work i think the kids got something landing gear hmm no matter here we are

quite and as the ship's scientist i should go out first oh as the ship's engineer i should go first

as captain i'll go first hey kevin could i stay here

all right mister if that's your attitude you can just go first

hey not so fast you can't go out dressed like that you'll frighten the natives

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come on everyone hey buddy you can't just cut in front of me i didn't just cut in front of you i also

cut in front of him him him and him and why we've been standing here they've cut in front of us kind of old behavior for a planet

called wait your turn they're all cutting in line they're barbarians

back to the ship well there captain remember we've got a job to do what oh yeah see look kevin stole it

already get your hands off me your big look i can't wait let me go stop it be nice excuse me

but how long is all this cutting been going on oh it all started when president noah

and the president took office pushed his way in the office you mean i see

well they're not good vacuums we have heard your distress signal and we are here to help what oh

you're the guys from the federation we didn't call about the cutting line we called you about the heat come to

think of it it is awfully hot out here like a sauna like a barbecue like someone's

barbecuing in a sauna it's gotten so bad we had to cancel our ice sculpture competition

and this would have been the winning entry it was a swan it was beautiful

man mitchell key up the satellite viewing system find out why it's so hot down here

hang on captain this planet is in worse trouble than we

thought is broken out of its normal orbit it's trying to cut in front of the other planets in its solar system

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i think i know why captain sensors indicate a cutting inline bug infecting the entire planet oh yeah

that's the bug that was introduced into our environment by president obama president you don't think that has something to do

with all this mess do you it's a theory anyway and that's not all in taking itself out of its normal orbit

the planet is now headed directly toward its sun

don't you people understand your planet is headed for the sun yeah but at least we're ahead of all the

other planets the cup is here full my friend what that is good news captain did you

hear that we're on the planet that's fast [Music] penguins we have to get out of here the

cunning and wine bug is infecting us too nonsense but if it is it infected me

first you knew i was fast be me you're all being ridiculous i wanted to cut in front of you hours

ago people don't you understand what happens when you get too close to the sun

you burn up

k*ll the ship do the ship to the ship [Applause]

he first leave fish hey first

we're all gonna die if we keep this up he could be right or it could be a clever scam so that he

could go first wait listen to me we need to learn to wait our turns to

let someone else go first now and then it's called patience it's a virtue

i couldn't agree more that's why you should wait your turn no no oh what was that first

um a patient man has great understanding but a quick temper man displays

valley what's fully foolishness trouble having to go first

all the time only leads to trouble like getting burned up by the sun now

the consequences are not always so extreme but good things come to those who wait

so what do we do after you

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what happened you you told someone else to go first we haven't heard that since the line

started jason you've destroyed the category

not only that but the planet is returning to its normal orbit

[Music] attention everyone president obama the

president was at the front of the line when the planet abruptly stopped where is he now he was last seen hurling

through his face over there

he is succeeded by president after you [Music]

hello citizens as my first act in office i would like to officially thank jason

and his penguin friends for saving our beloved planet [Applause]

mr president i have to ask what was so important that everyone's cutting in line to see

why a telescope jason we've discovered the most bizarre

preacher who appears to be spying on us

well looks like our work here is done penguins let's pack it up goodbye

everyone goodbye goodbye thanks for coming you know

i really like that old landing gear idea i think i'm gonna give it a go yeah do

you think you can build it no no job's too hard when you use your head

right jason [Music]

started help me out here kevin i'm having a little trouble reading the star

calendar uh wednesday stardate wednesday mission

accomplished planet wait your turn is safe and sound thanks to jason's amazing display

of patience i couldn't have done it without you guys you really don't get this whole daydream

thing do you

huh i'm not quite finished yet don't worry

about it i'll look when you're done

all right bugs time to turn the lights out don't forget your prayers dear god

thank you for mom and dad and keep them safe on their trip thank you for grandma and her cottage

and for the really cool spaceship in the attic and for the telescope that i got to use

first and thank you for helping me learn to be patient but please teach michelle something next

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