01x04 - Runaway Pride at Lightstation Kilowatt

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hi grandma oh hello love what brings you to the kitchen feeling a bit peckish

no i just wanted a snack there then that's better and i have the perfect treat for you

deary i first made this a long time ago before i'd even met your granddad oh good memories good memories did you

work in a bakery oh no love i was participating in a church bake sale

and as a recall there was a handsome young parishioner who had his eye on me he jumped out of planes no dear

not parachute uh parishioner he and i just attended the same church okay go on so this particular gentleman

thought himself an expert on hanging large banners but truth be told he was just a bit of a

show-off well prideful as a puffin actually what happened well he refused to let

anyone help him by holding the ladder he was standing on whilst trying to hang that bake sale banner right over that table of me pies

and cakes and such said he knew what he was doing and well like the bible says pride goes before a

destruction a haughty spirit before a fall you mean means he was puffed up with pride let

her get the better of him and that ladder wasn't as steady as he thought

messy business pride jelly deal as well

let's sing a little song with eight little words but a rocket ship

and flightless [Applause]

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mijo vigil

kevin [Music]

three

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well we've struck paint by numbers perfect yeah perfect something right at

my artistic alley and look it's a dog holding an umbrella uh yeah it's from the

surrealist collection where are your glasses anyway don't need them glasses are unnecessary for someone

with my awesome talent and panache mr what i heard grandma say it

once she said it's french for la grande sure just doing what comes naturally big

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difference [Music] you color in the drawing there by

matching the numbers with the ones on the paints those numbers are uh pretty small huh

not at all what better way to expand my advanced artistic talent beyond all

those finger paintings i've made for grandma's refrigerator you know i can run downstairs for you

and get your glasses where'd you leave them oh sit down i don't need any help because i know what

i'm doing this might not be as hands-on as finger painting but an expert artist can adapt

if necessary okay then picasso can't wait to see that one on grandma's fridge

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staying inside all the lines no not really

that looks nothing like it's supposed to okay then let's have a look at yours well first of

all you've got that big blue thing where there's supposed to be a big brown thing

that is a clipper ship mr magoo but i'm having fun doing it my own way

thank you well at least one of us has the motor skills and the panache to create true art

[Music] well at least one of us has a head so big that there's not enough room in this

attic for two of us enjoy your solo career oh i will

i don't need your help or your company

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[Music] pretty quick on the draw there doctor

ma'am [Music]

bonzo

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hmm uh thanks so what's our mission our mission young

friends is to prevent the imminent demise of thousands of space cruisers across the galaxy

we must deploy ourselves to reinstate the signal that warns against the perilous title of these waves and the cosmic reef they

surround sounds exciting huh the tidy

yes it's quite simple really all we have to do is repair the beacon here at light station kilowatt

boy i love these things but i'm an artist i don't know the first thing about [Applause]

the lighthouse is actually more of a traffic signal letting cargo freighters know when the electron tides have

aligned to permit safe passage by the color and action of its beacon we've been working on a device which

serves as a temporary substitute beacon while repairs are made on the failed signal beam to restore its proper

spectral wavelength and pulse cycle frequency and sets it back to being red and blinky

you know what they say green and steady passage ready red and blinky conditions stinky it's been quite a team

effort so far now freighters will have ample warning to steer clear of the tides until it's safe to go through

i'm very proud of each one of us rightfully so and this little ship of ours is the only

one in this galaxy small and powerful enough to get us through the perilous bloomiest waves and keep us

off the reed [Music]

thanks i needed that

[Music] but what do you want me to do well our solution has everything spit spot

except for one thing that's where i come in alas the poor doctor is color blind as a

mackerel so as captain i've assigned myself to be his replacement uh a was that again yes uh

well well we oversee things here on the ship the captain is going to be manning the remote control panel as a wavelength

sensor frequency tuning yes sir and the expert wave frequent cycle daily

engineer that there is i've got to keep the ship under control

on those waves that's right the man in the field and we need you here with us

on this end for panache the grunt in the trenches well sort of i need your help to monitor

the temporary beacon's color and visibility here from the ship the fly in the ointment

that's perfect color comes to me quite naturally you know the feet in the bonnet oh and kevin will

be serving as my trusted assistant trustee assistant be on it trench grunt

approaching light station kilowatt right whose turn is it

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coming about

all ashore that's going ashore

i hope they're in [Music]

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you're late huh he says you're late now see here bobby

[Music] uh kevin he says there's another ship

coming captain ship the captain come in captain wouldn't you know it hello captain

there's a bit of trouble headed our way in the form of a heavily loaded transport vessel with a highly fragile cargo

what is it that's the fss emperor's pride if we don't do something quick to change its course it'll get caught in the

incoming tide and destroy itself on the unaligned cosmic reef in six minutes so some stereo equipment

goes straight into the scratch and dent bin big deal you can't rush an artist just before showtime

captain we are all directly in the path of that enormous freighter

delay your worries kevin and i are on the job

yeah uh captain permission to suggest the three of us go and try to head off the emperor's pride before it gets much

closer permission granted i suggest the three of us go and try to

head off the emperor's pride before it gets much closer very good in the meantime kevin and i

will carry out our mission here with a little expert banach hey kevin

this is captain ziggle calling uh my ship come in ship

this is ship uh midgel captain tell them to hurry the cargo ship is

still closing in and i'm not sure if we'll be able to head them off in time we need that beacon to warn them

do you have that gear set up yet this is uh woven thing plus clyde's frequent turtle

engineer uh ziggle preparing to activate the uh thingy here roger

kevin [Music] here

[Music] fair all it needed was one big jerk

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hey [Music] captain you have less than a minute to

get that beacon working or its lights out for that cargo cruiser and you what

what's happening yourselves mates this fog is getting pretty thick

what is it fascinating it's a vaporous anomaly unique to this

sector the thick and fickle piscing super nebula oh dear and

it appears to be interfering with our radar contact with both the lighthouse and the emperor's pride ah i can't see a

thing and with the navigational systems out i'm gonna have to shut it down until this clears up

captain i strongly urge you to get that beacon functioning so we can at least establish visual contact with you

yeah yeah roger that repairing to tune frequency so kevin

how many penguins does it take to change a light bulb um four and one little girl

no no no it's a joke see you're supposed to say i don't know how many okay so how many penguins does it take

to change a lightbulb or don't know how many one as long as it's me

classic hey what's your name where are you from great great well uh let's just the dc of some d

here it's why i get the big money for my next number i don't get it well

you see it's kind of a punch

and big finish

what oh that's pretty but should it look like that captain is that you is everything okay

hey okay doctor oh yeah but captain you simply can't treat that equipment

doc not now huh the show's going great besides i know what i'm doing i'm an

engineer [Music]

oh what color is that light it's green oh dear

something's gone wrong i'll say look the light color has topped on green

the emperor's pride must think it's signaling a safe passage now captain come in captain you must change

the light back to flashing red immediately just listen carefully and i'll help you through it

no help no no i uh i don't know what you're talking about uh i'm just gonna see if i can get that cargo ship on the

old horn here uh just have a little chat but uh yeah i'm good here thanks

how are you we've got to catch up with that ship and

do what we'll figure that out when we get there [Music]

oh pay no attention to the steady green beacon lie signaling you onward it

uh doesn't count got to fix the beacons it has to flash gotta fix the beacon it

has to flash red

they're a bit upset what not now kevin they say the big ship is yeah yeah i know i think the rodeo

will help all right then if you're the expert now you dial up that ship

you can do it vigil if you're not sure what to do next just ask for help it's okay don't let

your pride get in the way of solving this problem remember pride goes before destruction

a hotties period before a fall

kevin i don't know what to do and i need your help hey kevin i don't know what to do and i need

your help

[Music] that's it kevin we are a genius

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my good bald people i need your help to save that ship follow me

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wow [Music]

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the piscine super nebula and the perilous hermes waves nearly claimed two more vessels

but thanks to michelle's words of wisdom destructive pride was set aside just in the nick of time

furthermore the cooperative bulb-headed natives helped me realize that a light show isn't what we need to make

the act really work so i figured out something better

[Music] hey kevin knock knock come in uh no no

no you're supposed to say uh who's there who's there wait wait till i say knock knock sorry okay

okay ready okay knock knock who's there no way your life's not

dwayne i know i know it's part of the joke oh sorry come in dwayne you're not waiting for me too is sigil's middle

name twain no it's lloyd that's uh classified mitchell

whoa please give me a hike first oh jason oh jason

i'm sorry i was so prideful before and chased you out of here now i know

what happens when pride gets the better of me and now i don't even have enough paint

left to try and fix it hey don't worry about it and look since i didn't do mine the right way either

i've got tons of paint left over so you can redo yours [Music]

all right crumb beets say your prayers and talking dear god please bless grandmom and help

keep mom and dad safe in their trip and thank you god for all the fun we had today

and for helping me understand how we shouldn't let pride get in the way of more important things thank you for making

each one of us special and for giving some of us a really nice helpful brother

and for giving some of us to panache to do what comes naturally

amen

hey it's great to be here tonight y'all look beautiful you know that any of you folks from county made five

me i come from a very small planet i'm talking tiny can you quantify its size i planted some

seeds the other day and they sprouted in the other hemisphere a celestial body of that

small scale cannot be categorized as a planet you said it our weatherman has to change

his forecast whenever someone sneezes to reiterate a celestial body of that

small scale cannot be whenever the moon orbits past you have to duck our sun gets dimmer when you try to

make toast hey did you hear about the 16 armed

martians who met the 18 armed venusians that information is unavailable well for the first year

they shook hands

all right let's hear it for the binary humor of the ventrilomatic and rusty and now

please welcome back to the fabulous comet lounge those

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we're gonna tell you all the story of a surfing sensation

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they were swinging and swaying everybody

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[Music] no one noticed on that fateful day when

a long tall stranger came their way

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oh [Music]

he's coming he's coming who is it the president buzz aldrin

robert goulet larry the cucumber even better it's him the king of the surfers the

pride of blastoff beach it's the big luna kahuna

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please please no applause your sl*ve is funning is enough [Applause]

oh please ride the ba*ls well maybe just one girl

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sword bovine a bunga dude

hey y'all look at yonder [Applause]

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hey look at that

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he was catching the waves and hanging sticks

to share the spotlight for even one right now

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he's going to attempt the triple phonemen oh no the most dangerous stunt known to

serfdom but nobody's ever tried to do the trouble

no there he goes

[Music] oh no he's being pulled out into deep

space by the vicious andromedan riptide only a surfing prodigy could save him from that dangerous current

somebody help him save him please what oh look the portly yet heroic stranger

is surfing backwards against the waves i have never observed such daring behavior

and the long tall stranger me was totally tube now spacer superstar he mastered the waves

and he rescued the room now [Music] [Applause]

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is now [Music]

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