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02x01 - I Scream, You Scream

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

02x01 - I Scream, You Scream

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all right I had a new piece of dental

floss sitting on the sink this morning

and now it's gone who took it did you

try looking under the rug yes in the

garbage yes

and Kevin's diary uh no I haven't looked

there yet mm-hmm you're awfully quiet

Mitchell yes mr. Mitchell mr. pilot man

mister mister Hey look at me on a pilot

man person Sanford Sanford captain

temper temper

Tony Mitchell did you hide my floss to

be funny

does that amuse you tell me where it is

hmm yes it's very good that Mitchell my

apologies of course next I don't know

you might want to do that before I go

purser go I'll do my best cap you know

how I hate to look silly

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Hey Joe Joe

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vigil

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having

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Wow

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Tencent flow start 888 point B / 11 D 12

mission accomplished

with Jason and Michelle's help we have

just completed a dangerous mission

helping the peanutbutter people out of a

jam for this sticky situation but we

prevail I'm ready to get back to grand

moms

I'd like a nice cup of cocoa before bed

you'll be back in no time mates I got my

flipper to the metal suppose we have

time to drop by the comet lounge for

some ice cream after all it's Thursday

the space-t-freeze ship comes by on

Thursdays calling chuna clowns come in

Sawle ice all we need some ice cream to

go down hey vigil yes

uh-uh-uh temper temper remember my floss

incident besides do we really know that

that toenail came from vigil well who

else could it have come from

still mustn't accuse before you have all

the facts well the captain's right

Mitchell like the Good Book says those

who have knowledge use words with

restraint and those who have

understanding are even-tempered now that

means the more you know the less you get

anger just makes you lose control and he

end up accusing others wrongly he talks

a grandma I suppose you're right captain

sorry I got angry fij penguins come in

penguins

natural strap sir Federation HQ I have

another mission for you penguins a

mission always at the ready sir

baron von cavitus has been spotted in

this sector

cavitus there's no time to lose we

should hide I think he wants us to

capture him oh right what about us are

we can help way too dangerous kids it's

straight onto grandmom's for you right

Jason and Michelle Conrad I've heard a

lot about you

thanks for helping to keep the Galaxy

safe sorry kids

looks like we'll have to skip the

ice-cream this trip flat you sure that's

all right we really want to get back to

grandmum's anyway

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well until next time cadets give ah

Knights

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hmm corn syrup soy lecithin and titanium

dioxide if I'm not very much mistaken a

construct otherwise known as oh no it

was you

you must have spare when the Glacial

pulls us in I wasn't the only one with

hubby chubby you were chewing it too I

swallowed mine I didn't do it you must

have done I did enjoy temper temper

here we go accusing each other again

remember what old soul told us not smart

without all the facts well the fact is

we aren't going to be able to get back

to grandmom's and it's all Michels fault

can you fix it can you make it work

again this is what makes it work the

metric magnetic matter disperser the

only one in existence as far as I know

without this the Galil is useless i feel

the Bubblegum has bonded oh can we get

another one who made this magnetic micro

metal thing anyway

his name was boot Bookman he was my

assistant long ago at the academy smart

lad big teeth but I have no idea what to

find him

hey maybe Sol at the comet lounge knows

where he is Sol knows everyone then off

we go to the comet lounge looks like

ice-cream is back on the menu whoo-hoo

spicy fries

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what about our mission in that cavitus

I'll alert the Admiral we'll just have

to look for cavitus later no rush on

hunting down a supervillain

space-t-freeze so kids frozen treats

sound good I just want to go home and

until we're back I'm not speaking you

well I'm not speaking to you either I

mean captain kindly tell my brother I'm

not speaking to him Jason I heard fine

by me then it's settled

we're off to find Bert Bertman and enjoy

a frozen Larry berry on the way first

officer Mitchell make it Seoul aye aye

captain

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oh hello professor looking for a little

refreshment oh yes I have a hankering

for grape a Palooza

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cavitus

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look at all the travelers awaiting the

arrival of the celebrate oh I am evil

overlord and the bane of your miserable

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monster why ambush why not just wait in

line like everybody else smell my little

wattage friend

we juggler space-t-freeze and blame it

on somebody else that will make everyone

angry soon they will start blaming each

other giving us free reign to take over

the galaxy

do they covet loads every turn home did

they know we were here

no matter I won't let them ruin my fun

today intercept the Rockhopper and

distract those penguins make them lose

control you know what to do I don't need

to fight my flippered foes but I can get

them to fight themselves

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[Applause]

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worked every day on my biceps don't

worry about getting a and I danced a

small jig with my triceps it's great

being a man penguin

I love to go ride in a fat car and eat

pork and beans from the can I wish for

it's great being a man something

something something are it's great being

a man penguin

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[Applause]

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yes smashing all right Kevin now try

this it's an aerosol meat spray for easy

sandwich making Oh

it comes in chicken beef or savory

shrimp flavors Jason Michelle would you

like a sandwich

I just Coco I thought you weren't

talking to me I wasn't talking to you

Dolezal break is tasty you did your gum

must have come out when you see me like

a baby baby you always scream like a

baby one girl easels into the ship

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you've been into my shampoo again calm

down captain calm down calm down

listen to me ridiculous proportions

Shampoo is shampoo do you hear me

Shampoo but you always use it as a body

wash a body wash do you know how much

body you have to watch now wait just a

minute captain didn't you say earlier

that we shouldn't be too quick to accuse

each other

sark what are they under my poster I

just needed something to protect the

table do you know how much this is worth

it was from the last tour of the

boomerang it turns well if you wouldn't

leave your quilters in such a mess how

am I to know what's rare and what's

rubbish Laureus but the Rockhopper has

stared of course the great and terrible

cavitus will now rule the galaxy

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[Applause]

right hello is anyone there

join one

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I treated your stuff that way

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ponder those sugars

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nobody waits quality hair products on

high watch mister hey what's this a

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unique combination of citrus jasmine and

cedar oils I'd know that scent anywhere

my shampoo my apologies Kevin it was

this little imp Tron that did the deed

okay a net what if I'm not very much

mistaken from its markings I deduce that

it belongs to none other than the Dark

Lord

cavitus ravenous avarice poverty he does

he did all this the shampoo the poster

he wanted us to fight and accuse each

other but why Hey look what's that

flashing the space-t-freeze ship it's

come under attack by cavitus what do we

do here my leafy friend guard him well

we have to hide now I mean we have work

to do

all right just think things through

before accusing each other so is right

our anger made us lose control and get

way off course but now we're back on

track on our mission to capture baron

von cavitus Penguins to your hiding

places

I mean station

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this degrees is fun to eat

it makes each day a special treat after

veggies and a meat of a space debris

push up by this bus

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game over

cavitus you yes me

well it's us actually let's see there's

one two there six of us seven if you

count the plan no no yes yes cavitus

you'll never up the good people of

sector 12 of their delicious space deep

treats and now we're gonna reel you in

you've reached your last penguins

three hurry before they hook us

again I will return to retrieve hurry

sh**t the thingy at cavitus is ship

before he gets away thingy

its technical commander speak midgel you

wouldn't understand

it's a metric magnetic matter disperser

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cavitus is telling away no matter our

first job is fixing the gal easel for

Jason and Michelle true true

why confront a dangerous foe when you

can let him go and have grandmom's

Coco how did cavitus get that metric

thingy stupid from Burt Buchman most

likely well this is in perfect condition

you're going home children but first we

have a date with some frozen confections

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well what can we say thanks again guys

not a problem so we would have been here

a lot sooner but cavitus is gnat bought

at us at each other's throats

dear Fitch have a frozen pumpkin signal

as a peace offering I've learned my

lesson too and I'm certainly glad to see

you two are speaking again he'd crazy

there for a minute didn't it you know I

guess I could have lost my gum when the

Delisle pulled us in no might have been

anyway I don't think either of us can

really know for sure

either way I'm sorry I blamed you and

got so angry me too Jason

Oh song I was meaning to ask you do you

know whatever happened to my old

assistant but Bertman Bert Bertman hmm

oh yeah I remember him inventor nice kid

big teeth don't have a clue what

happened that little hamster hamster oh

yes I didn't mention that to you before

but was my pet hamster yes he was very

ambitious well children ready to go home

you bet

with your smashing paper boy I'm not

saying otherwise

but you didn't deliver my paper this

morning well where is it then I did look

young man I did oh my wherever did you

find it pumpkin under the picnic table

grandma

why thank you that's okay what's the

matter I accuse the paperboy of not

delivering it oh I feel just horrible

so told us the Good Book says those who

have knowledge these words with

restraint and those who have

understanding or even-tempered that

means the more you know the less you get

angry so just a friend of ours well he's

a very wise friend indeed

now why don't you two come quat's go get

ready for bed whilst I call The Paperboy

and apologized

thank you for this exciting wonderful

day and for new friends and good ice

cream and thank you God for - very wise

young children who taught their brand

mum an important lesson

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you

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