02x05 - Give and Let Give

[bunniefuu]

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our

team is pretty pretty would you like a

cupcake

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cupcake i'm the captain i should be

served before the crew

are they all gone i'm not sure there are

enough to go around

grand mom's secret recipe chocolate

squid

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guess they're all gone now not quite

there's enough for a major vigil and you

one for jason no jason doesn't get any

why not uh you sure really he can have

mine

i made them i say who gets them

but grandma sent me to my room to think

about my behavior

do you think that's fair

i would never disagree with a grandmom

you should share with your brother

captain admiral strap on the horn we

have a mission

duty calls

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given the hat

thank you

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let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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kevin

three two

one

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do

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let me have a cupcake i'll tell grandma

me learned your lesson when we get back

no i made them i say who gets one

you won't give me one because you're

still mad about pleasure tag

yeah it was no fair i was sick of being

it at least i shared with you you gave

me the broken one

this one it's a new invention vigil even

said it didn't work right

no thanks that thing is a pleasure tag

magnet

wherever i hid in the room that beam

would find me

i was it the whole time

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fine but it's not my fault it doesn't

work

keep your stale cupcakes

captain we just received a new directive

it's a class 4 planetary operation

right this is the big one battle

stations man the main blasters standby

tracking and target systems

raise shields

uh sir class iv operation it's

intervention between two opposing

factions

it's a peacekeeping mission right okay

so what's our heading

to the planet shadowlike land of the

great sahara desert

oh look fortune cookie

what saul never gave me a fortune cookie

the generous soul shall be blessed and

he that waters

shall be watered also himself

interesting what does that mean who

knows

i believe the conflict on cherulik has

something to do with water

maybe he's talking about that no the

fortune seems to be talking about

sharing you know generosity wouldn't

know anything about

that would you

kevin put that thing away we have a

mission this is no time for games

to planet share alike

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what a lovely planet looks pretty dry to

me

it's all how you look at it i'm looking

with my eyes and

it looks pretty dry silicone-based soil

compounds

arid surface climate 80 degrees zero

humidity and

oh this is interesting i'm detecting

major underground reservoirs

major who i'm detecting water

underground what do you think you're

doing

looking for water wait a minute

i've got something precisely 3.14

degrees east by northeast

what is it something different very

different

come along follow me sure east sounds

good

let's go that way everyone stay together

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well hello and welcome so nice of you to

come

you must be from the federation i am

flam this is my wife sham

we are the mingos thank you for arriving

so quickly

oh likey you hurt

it's our job sir we received a class

five planetary request for assistance

uh that was a class four whatever what

seems to be the problem

that is our problem well actually one of

several thousand

little pets nice get your wings off me a

long leg of twinkie basties

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we're federation officers here to help

you my lawn ornament friends

sure sure and what's your story small

fry

who me uh i'm jason this is my sister

michelle

we're with them yeah well i don't like

the looks of them

boys of a feather know what i mean

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i'll plead my case to the kids a

regulation permits the selection of an

arbiter

providing that are no linguistic or

dialectical difficulties

ah thanks einstein you always talk like

that

so kid name snotty mcfluffy pants call

me jeff

please all right this is it pure and

simple

they stole our water and we want it back

that's a blatant fabrication

we had an agreement now you pot-bellied

hoonigans are threatening to attack us

and go back on the deal who you calling

a hooligan boyd legs

excuse me but did you say attack you bet

you're bleak

in fact the signal's been given and my

boy should be on their way

right about now

hand over the water if you know what's

good for yours

i told you now do something or we will

we want our water

well

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well how about

you share never never never never

never the procedural directives of a

class iv planetary operation

specifically requires a review of the

history which preceded said disputes

he means before you launch a w*r why

don't you tell us how it started

oh it all started several years ago

oh yes things were very different back

then in those days it was very little

water

we barely survived from day to day

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while over there the gnomes lived in the

lap of luxury

theirs was a land full and lush with

vegetation

trees food but most of all water

they had a pond and with all they had

would they help us would they share

no but one day

it all changed a metal man

saw our plight and he helped us

it was through his clever genius that

everything was turned around

creating this the happy land we have

here today

happy land you stole all the water

stealing is naughty you had your turn

now it's ours

sharing is nice why you no good bandy

legged paintball

name-calling isn't very never we only

tapped into the water below with the

pump from cavities

wait a minute did you say cavities baron

cavities

oh he's gonna get it now it's one big

fat timeout for him boy

you watch and see cavitis was here

gentlemen you've been had

no time to waste take us to the hose

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perfect perfect the penguins have

wandered into my little conflict

soon the fires of w*r will be lit and

planetshare alike will be mine

and it's not even my birthday but master

won't the penguins help them and stop

the w*r not so

watch and learn

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second thought just watch

all right mr federation guy here's the

hose

now what

watch this

we're in trouble you think what did you

do

yes what have you done i i i i

i don't know it back on

this is too good

it must be cavities he shut off the

water

some kind of remote signal there must be

a pump somewhere out there

fidge give me a spectometer what for i

want to try something no

you'll break it what can't he borrow it

for a moment

he might be able to get us free no he's

never careful with my things

it's a delicate device but doctor what

about seoul's cookie

what about sharing well what you wanted

for anyway

i need to get back to the ship to get a

fix on the pump

so you can find it override the signal

and turn it back on

please this is no time to be stingy

don't get any sand in it thank you

i'll enter the ship you look around here

keep your communicator on

now i realize how this all must appear

but i assure you that despite my hearty

physique i'm really not strong enough to

break your water hose

right let's see what's what there we are

round and round and around we go and

gotcha vigil do you read come in well

it's about time they've got the captain

trust up like a christmas package

that's not good i mean unless it

actually was christmas

all right listen i got the pump

coordinates stand by

uh did i mention i was here on a

peaceful mission

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and from the looks of it i'm going to

need some tools yes thank you just get

that pump working

mustard there is still no fighting where

is the w*r

patience patience they're getting ready

for w*r

these things take time the planets share

alike is just within our grasp

with all of its vast resources add to

that the end of the penguins

a prize well worth waiting for wouldn't

you say

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why do i bother

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what are we gonna do well we're not

gonna panic

okay now if i can just just

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you want us to help you no just look

natural

i'm almost nearly there just

one more thing oh how did we even get

into this

how are we supposed to fix this problem

well if those selfish birds would just

share the water

there wouldn't even be a problem selfish

sure is good wait a minute why should

they

the gnome started it they wouldn't share

the water when they

had it oh that's great the cupcake queen

has spoken

and since digital shut off the water

nobody has them

i didn't shut off the water why does

everyone keep saying that i was standing

there just like you

i didn't do anything i thought you said

we shouldn't

panic i'm bored

yeah well

hello kevin is that you we've been

trying to raise you in the captain

i'm trying to open the control panel so

i can boost the transverse override and

operate the pump manually

hello kevin hello

kevin is the captain there

oh a bit tied up vigil

i'm here you found the pump any idea

what shut it off

i'll give you one guess well it wasn't

me i can tell you that

was it the duck lord cavities cavities

drat

i was gonna say that okay ask me another

one uh jason and michelle there

yes oh come on that's too easy i want a

hard one

midgel is on his way to rescue you i'll

join you just as soon as i can

fidgel out captain i got your positions

prepare to transport

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uh

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eureka

congratulations you've restored the

water

how heroic and now thanks to you i

thought of a much better plan a way to

destroy

both meddlesome civilizations all at

once and get rid of you

as well it's perfect really

thank you

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what's the status of the pipeline midge

is the water back on yet

scanning affirmative water's flowing

terrific

way to go fidgel vigil it's come link is

off

that's not like him sir what's going on

vigil got the water back

on isn't it great what about the w*r

what more over the water oh yeah

that's still a problem isn't it uh sir i

found vigil

and it looks like the problem's gotten a

lot bigger

great scott that hose is going to blow

and wipe out everything

what do we do we've got to think of

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something

i got nothing and he

that waters shall be watered also

himself

i've got an idea may i borrow this kevin

you want me to share that's the answer

isn't it

sharing

jason i'm sorry about the cupcakes

i was wrong not to share but now i need

your help if we're going to say fidget

okay i'm in

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what do you want haven't you done enough

harm

just stand back fijo middle is that you

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how do i turn the blazer beam into a

laser

will if you take up the filter and boost

the maximum frequency the

light will become a laser but the beam

will still be self-reflecting

it won't fire straight that's fine just

hold on

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ready michelle

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yeah wow

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wow

you see when you're generous with what

you have

everybody benefits

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well don't you stand there and tape me

oh

look at the pretty green planet

have a bite miss pretty pretty grandmom

and i made them ourselves

oh hello pumpkin i hope you've had time

to think about sharing

i have grandmom would you like to hear

what the good book says about it

the generous soul shall be blessed and

he

that's right very good young lady

you have learned something yes grandmom

i learned when you're stingy it makes

for a disaster

it's better to be generous and share

what you have with others

see i'm even sharing with jason

if i have to attend her party i have to

dress for it anything for a cupcake

dear god thank you for the cupcakes but

mostly for good friends and family to

share them with

and thanks for grandma who's an

interesting baker

and for a sister who's generous amen

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