03x01 - 12 Angry Hens

[bunniefuu]

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jason you could break something

thanks grand mom it's soft

see yeah but this is wood

oh no jason conrad look what you did

grandma's going to be really upset with

you she told us to take care of

granddad's old stuff

i didn't do it it just got dented all by

itself

listen to me i don't need to listen it's

obvious what happened

my my pickles what are you two fussing

about

michelle says i did something but i

didn't and she won't even let me explain

well

pets remember the good book says he who

answers before listening

that is his foley and his shame that

means that answering too soon is

um it means that making a decision

before you listen to everything

is foolhardy for what

not at all bright now michelle love

would you mind sure grandmom

actually dear i was going to ask you to

empty the bag seeing as it was full

the extras are in i know upstairs i'll

get them

whoa

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hi guys i wouldn't take jason this time

after what he did to the rockhopper

we'll take your word for it

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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vigil

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kevin

three two

one

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we're approaching the beacon signal

captain i say

where's young jason in the penalty box

michelle says he dented our ship

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doesn't sound like jason did he say what

happened

uh well no not exactly

did you ask him no i mean he was gonna

make up some excuse

but but you didn't listen to his answer

i didn't have to it was obvious what

happened

a captain the ship flashing the beacon

will right on top of it

on top of it oh no we probably crushed

it

what am i going to tell commander straps

i don't mean

it's just an expression i mean we're

very close

oh right of course like a code

what a pretty easter basket yeah an

empty basket looks abandoned i say we

leave it

but aren't you the least bit curious

what's inside there's got to be more to

it than that right

yeah but look at it what more could

there be

i don't see any candy all we know is

that it was putting out a distress

signal

and our mission is to investigate those

captain i'll take a double cheeseburger

large fries oh you mean

that code speak again um

extend robotic arm retrieve object

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no kevin this is delicate equipment let

go heaven stop oh

no telling what's inside guys so be

ready to run

i mean to confront whatever dangerous

alien is in there

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that's kind of a letdown i mean except

for that holographic head that's pretty

cool

she's so cute

she's attacking i knew it a hostile

alien chicken after her

wait captain i believe she's trying to

tell us something

whatever she's saying it's foul

get it humor in the face of danger no

captain vigil's right she's trying to

tell us something

what's it say vigel i can't read it must

be some sort of hieroglyphics

i think it's just bad handwriting

chicken scratch you might say

whatever it is we should help her right

we should help

but what if she's merely a decoy a trap

sent by cavitis

oh you're right we shouldn't help but

she brought breakfast

good point let's help her i mean wait

what should we do perhaps find out more

before we answer

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happy easter

how's it coming doctor slowly nothing is

working

only the most advanced cutting-edge

state-of-the-art decoder can help us

decipher this

i have an egg timer would that help it's

digital

neat ring kevin where'd you get it

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kevin you're a genius no i'm a penguin

that's a decoder ring it's exactly what

i need to break this cipher

may i can i blow the whistle when he's

done cracking the code

ah come on oh what if i let you

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know

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i've got it i broke the code

sugar frosted black hole cereal is the

best

oh wait that's what's written on the

ring urgent

from planet and pectolott need help come

quick

please pick up milk and bread if you

pass a market midgel set a course for

the nearest convenience store

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yes ma'am you heard her mitchell make it

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snappy

there it is captain planet hemp act a

lot

this is where the chickens play candy

eggs

want to give it a go chickens are

pen-pecked a lot

we are from the federation and have

heard your cry for help

let me just say that your coop here is

awful

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i was just trying to say your coop is

awfully nice

you should have listened to the whole

thing what's the strategy

you know how hard it is

when are they going to run out of a*mo

it's like they have a never-ending

supply

if we could only get him to stop for a

moment to listen to us

wow i guess it's good to learn a second

language

as i was saying the royal egg was

sitting up there

but this morning we discovered that it

had been eaten

how despicable no if you'll wait till

i'm finished

it was stolen finished

stolen how despicable right out from

under us

we always have someone sitting on it and

without the royal egg

your once and future prince can't be

born to his rightful throne

do you know who stole it yes caught the

thief trying to escape

i didn't steal anything i tell you i'm

innocent go ahead

search me at this point

so why do you need us if you've already

had the child

try off one trial well

you have to have a trial right the

doctor is right my

fine feathered lynch bob you have to

give the poor fellow a fair trial

federation regulation but why a trial

would give us a chance

to listen to what gizmoid had to say so

we can decide if he is innocent or

guilty

the trial of gizmod fox is now in

session

judge zidgel presiding

you there zitchel excellent job

kevin

you got my best side penny penny

where were you guilty throw him in

prison

you haven't even heard the question yet

is that really necessary

he's a fox they're hands it's an old

story shouldn't you listen to all the

evidence before making a decision

but why because well

because he who answers before listening

that is his folly and his shame

grandmom said the very same thing this

morning when i accused jason of denting

the ship

i wonder and besides i'm innocent

not guilty then can we go home now

captain

fine but i'm still playing rolly ball

penny penny tell us what you saw the day

of the theft

well i was just going to clean up the

coop

i was so busy it was such a mess we

chickens are a messy lot i didn't notice

him at first

i only heard him at the last minute but

he threw a sack over my head

by the time i got the sack off my head

his mind was on the birds

holding the royal head

guilty you're really in a lot of trouble

there gizmoid

take the prisoner away your honor you

have to hear from the fox before you can

decide innocent or guilty

yeah but i already heard the story i

don't want to hear it again

i know how it ends oh very well

gizmoy you've been accused of stealing

henpecked a lot's royal a

i object you can't object you're the

judge

i know but i always wanted to say that

i sustained my objection mr fox how do

you plead

not guilty you have to believe me very

well

not guilty not so fast your honor

captain sir i thought this was what you

wanted

i want you to listen to everything

before you answer

like grandmom said ah that falling shame

bit huh

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your honor let mr fox tell what really

happened

fine fine but do you mind if i

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well see i was looking for shelter from

a cosmic dust storm

when i entered i spotted the royal egg

sitting on its perch

suddenly a shadow fell across it

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not guilty but there's more to the story

he's guilty captain vigil you're not

even paying attention

call me your honor okay i'm a judge and

everything see my robes

then act like a judge and listen no need

to he's guilty

order order order in the court

now where were we all right guilty you

didn't even listen to his testimony

yes i did i liked henny penny's story

better had more drama

although his did have more intrigue

your honor i want to cross-examine

hannie penny

okay honey penny no i didn't do anything

but i didn't ask you anything yet oh

sorry

honey penny are you a chicken no

what i'm sorry what was the question

i was going to ask are you a chicken who

keeps the coop clean

oh uh yes i i mean i clean

but why did you say no before

your honor i request permission to

unmask this

imposter

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this is one of this henchmen i

recognized his feet

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wow what tipped you off when he answered

my question before he heard it all

he said no that he wasn't a chicken that

was foolish of me

and now i feel a shame but what's he

doing here

and why would he steal the royal egg

huh can i get off now no it must hatch

soon

then i will have a friend a royal friend

i'll be invited to all the best parties

how much farther to work cavanus has the

egg i'm not sure

it's around here somewhere

why did kavitha send you back to

henpecked a lot after you stole the

royal egg anyway

he wanted to make sure gizmoy got the

blame

flat tire engine malfunction fork in the

road

which way

this is getting us nowhere whoopee i did

it

when you veered right i got the ball

into the hole i win i win

look there's a scarecrow pointing that

way let's go

i don't think he's actually pointing we

should ask

no he's pointing let's go that way

you're right i guess we better find out

before we decide what to do

let's ask the scarecrow

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no thank you

have you seen an arch villain go by here

with a royal egg

left he's pointing left let's go let me

wait you're right sorry i gotta work on

that

thank you now we have to get there

before the egg hatches

it's about to hatch then i'll have my

royal friend

the fox told me that the new prince will

bond with the first person he sees

me

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there he is the little prince in my

ticket to high society

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no not mama cavitus the great and

powerful

evil cavities and your new best friend

for life

no no no no you don't get it i can't go

to high society parties as your mother

we're friends get it

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wow

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there it is down there between all those

asteroids

take an evasive action watch out

kevin just set this up to stop a rescue

ship

oh very effective

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oh no look we're too late the prince

hats

i'd say we're right on time michelle yes

we're just in time to rescue the little

fellow

from the look of things the prince isn't

the one who needs rescuing

that looks like bert the hamster but

where

there let's save them

oh thank goodness you're here what took

you so long

um i'm not in trouble for leading them

back here am i just rescue me from the

prince

he won't let me please relentless

you you said he would bond with me

you didn't let me finish i said he would

bond with the first person he saw

like his mother

what's this bird and cavities

are one in the same get him

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ah get me out of here

don't worry prince we'll take you home

to your real mama

mama don't jump to any conclusions

until you listen to everything i have to

say okay

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i'm really sorry jason i didn't listen

to everything he had to say

and i jumped to a conclusion i'll listen

now

yeah great does me no good

mission's over hope you had fun i'm

sorry

how did the raw copper get dented beats

me

only we're both in trouble you know how

grandmom says to be careful with

granddad's old stuff

i love squash blossoms why so glum

granddad's spaceship oh yes right

i was getting ready to tell you before i

started the vacuum

i dented it when i was vacuuming earlier

i wasn't careful

so sorry pumpkins my fault now i hope

you didn't get angry with each other

before you heard the whole matter

come on jason you'll never guess what i

found out about burton

cavities

and thank you for a grandmom who listens

and teaches

us to do the same thing and to admit

when she does something wrong

and for bringing michelle home safe amen

jason you were worried i didn't say that

well what did you say yes no well

maybe a little thanks jason

good night

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