01x03 - The Horse Who Would Be King

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Sancho have you aspired any voracious

Beast yet not the one Don Quixote drat

and double drat

I haven't flown a dragon in weeks it's

okay by me

ah tis a pitiful plight I'll get out of

practice I lose my keen eyes open

overrated

by a miniscule mosquito but it did miss

me

Carly I thought user downer for sure or

maybe stung but I ain't stupid

hey what did everybody go

no you can see better DC kicad I don't

believe it for my see up ahead pray tell

I gave up what a giant beast flying in

late

maybe it is infeasible Don Quixote in

Cisco don't make me laugh Sancho I feel

horrible months are waiting in ambush a

worthy foe at once huh for the love of

Pete it is only a balloon DC true a

balloon knows to light the booth once

again I shall shut my battle cry

how humiliation captured by balloon nose

galactopus go Oh No

where are we going probably to the

monster's nest where he can devour us

and comfort

I hope eat this mutt like Sancho and

salsa come back come back where are you

going with my invention it's not ready

to fly yet

what am I saying it is flying you'll

never get away I'll get you I hope he

gets us before we get much higher do not

despair hi Don coyote shall vanquish

this file creature with my trusty lens

just in case maybe we could be saved by

this friendly tree

but maybe not

I'm coyote look a nice soft hey my god

let's jump jump-jump and lose our chance

to slay this monster of course you

wouldn't want to miss that we'll be down

there waiting for you

or maybe not thanks a lot

some loyalty to your own kind looks like

our futures up in the air just so it

doesn't wind up 6 feet underground

I'll annihilate him I wait until the

weather permits

it's your ease quiet too quiet I wonder

where we are I don't think we're in

Paloma anymore I don't think we're

anywhere anymore

did I check the sign of life he just

hope it didn't detect us wow that's what

I call life from another time that's a

time I missed and I'd sure like to miss

it again

how about we hop back in and fly out of

here

were not Sancho I shall befall you

Sancho explore for signs of civilization

in that direction and I shall proceed

roughly in that direction oh boy maybe

I'll find a place to buy a hamburger

ah sell for a hey burger that is side of

old fries did I ever get to be a heroes

assistant how in tarnation did I get to

be a heroes assistants assistant I hope

that's not the huge monster with a tiny

voice baby it has four legs and a cute

little tail

I too have found something it has four

legs and a very big tail I'll bet that

baby was lost BC

a touching scene indeed fortunate for

the mother that I let her here

no thanks for necessary madam tui one

expression of gratitude would have been

sufficient ah another good deed for done

coyote that was pretty scary

don't be ridiculous Sancho ah

what a loyal steed he was behind me all

the time way behind

what is it Sara got entangled with an

overgrown lizard

my mind

Oh blast

but infernal insect must have followed

me here Don Quixote rustle monkey is

gone not a fret one must keep in shape

you know the brave steed is out jogging

no doubt without leaving no footprints

I'll take a bottle of that perfume my

key to put a few what am I talking about

huh

what's going on I must be dreaming but

I'm through hope you little wakes me up

what do you know that horse looks just

like me these guys got taste I don't

know what's going on but I sure ain't

gonna find it Oh

Sancho my brave steed must be miserable

without his master we must find him

let's make it a package deal that police

gon do

well I'll be a monkey's uncle

Fitzhugh first motel I ever seen inside

the mountain yep and rent free besides

we'll never mind about that shake leg

let's get out of here I got a maid in

the shade here these guys really dig my

style what that I ain't seen no guys

that for room service

you may go Beibei here look at it King

Rosa Dante and how would you like to be

my main man say it can you whistle up

them there fellas again I got a

hankering for some bananas Don Quixote

silent central following Devil's trail

requires total of Kahn's contrition done

I done coyote tracker par excellence

must not be distracted by trivialities

that's the triviality giant footprint I

was telling you about

aha a giant footprint how observant

it's dapple and rosin any ha they'll be

overjoyed to see us come my noble seeds

your masters are here pretend you don't

know

now who that's my main man get can I

have it

it's obvious that Rosa ball throws a nun

cake and double that both are under the

influence of an evil magic spell oh I

hate it when he talks like that but how

do we break the spell we must rescue

them while they sleep or slumber if you

will

lucky for us we found these things in

our size ABC indeed Santo another daring

plan created by yours truly in this

disguise no one will notice our presence

hop again

oh no he hasn't my plan seemed to have

gone slightly astray Oh

what are they saying I don't know but

the last part sounded like or else

I look on the Brightside Sancho we do

have a spectacular view sure if you

happen to like wall-to-wall rocks how

are we going to get out of here

park what can that racket be hmm I

wonder what the natives are doing with

no TV what else are they up to do you're

starting to look like a parade float

what's going on I don't know but I sure

dig the whole scene and what in

tarnation are they build an app that who

cares it's got to be them cats way of

honoring their new king we gotta get out

of here I'm already on my way where are

you going up there so I can highball all

my royal turf oh yeah

well the you know why they got y'all

hogtied that thing sure they don't want

me to fall off and bruise my royal bod

excuse me but this dude's got a date

with destiny

bow chicka Bow - go go - cool you got a

date for lunch bucha chicken and then in

one fell swoop I done coyote vanquish

thee hmm are you listening central I

sure AM I'd know those hooves anywhere

darn they don't speak donkey now what am

I gonna do wait I got it

we should nothing

ha ha a stone platform and a man-eating

Tyrannosaurus you meet horse eating coal

boy

listen auntie is in big trouble but how

do we get out of here oh we ain't got

time for complicated plans so

hmm I could have done that yeah over

there

Turner's predicament and dangerous tone

I think and I think I can I think I can

still like a real estate

were they gonna do something about that

noise

fear not rescue is at hand they're gonna

rescue me from a lifestyle of the rich

and famous

no they's gonna rescue you from from

that let's say we get that rescue in a

high

another heroic encounter essential the

situation is well in hand and so this is

so mortifying I'm almost tempted to cry

for assistance this is all my fault we

gotta save them good idea but how what

we're done coyote do with a totally

hopeless situation charge exactly

he can I've never seen my no esteem you

know so far he's never had a better

reason

aha we've lost that voracious Beast not

for long we've got to hide it appears

fortune has forsaken us wait Don Quixote

it's the baby

though watch Emma Khalid and its father

hmm

if we could only but restore this

wounded thing to its original buoyancy

Oh No that big bully he's going to hurt

our friends you see Fanshawe you had

nothing to worry about

I know not until the next

there you are I got you now I told you

you'd never get away wait a minute come

back I'll get you oh yes a flock of

primitive birds escorting us on our way

home