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01x04 - Veni Vidi Viking

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x04 - Veni Vidi Viking

Post by bunniefuu »

do you see anything Don coyote we see

you mean yes like in Spanish no I mean

see like in seawater the nerve of that

travel agent because this that locks a

connotation this year being deluxe I

wonder what economy classes probably

swim fins at a compass that's a bit of

discomfort if I can reach distant shores

search perform good deeds and feats of

derring-do intent on devouring us

man I never thought I'd end up beat

seafood not to worry

this beast has mattered match call me

silly but I'm gonna worry take that file

creature by thinking of UDC hmm you have

a point central but I wish to catch up

to that shape and rescue dog by dog team

it's no use the ship is gone and so is

done coyote see him again I think a

robot has it knocking it all right

already who is there

coyote you escaped on the contrary the

dragon's sleeves in fear well it's back

to square one

yo everybody is raid time this is no way

to greet your visitors

oh it's rendering the sleazy and all of

the off isn't it you should know Fenwick

the fraidy we've been raiding you every

week for years yeah

that's why because this place peel each

village

speaking of pillage let's get the lead

out no I mean the loot out of course oh

oh yes right away keep reading

and baskets mix fruits check five

bundles first check assorted bric-a-brac

okay that does it for this trip so long

Fenwick be nice trading with you yeah

see you soon whoo say for another week

I just knew standing up in the boat

wasn't a good idea to think I shall be

the end of Don Quixote we're safe I

thought that water was getting mighty

hard well of course we are did you ever

doubt it

I wonder if this year town has a stable

the question is does a stable have a

town I suppose I should have known far

arrival what back so soon

- on special for being a talkative no no

BC look ah ah these gifts prove my fame

it's worldwide even this bleak primitive

settlement has heard of Don coyote the

daring night and my did he say night you

mean you're not a Viking surely you just

I am done coyote do a good deed and

phony paper false alarm

let's move it hmm surprising

developments Sancho you can say that

again

a surprising development central new you

in the same those Vikings pillage your

village every week yes been doing it for

years but why don't you fight back well

who wants to get our bravest and

scratched up and everything what you

need is someone to protect you like a

hero

hold the phone oops what did I say

did I hear your own donate my car

I know who you are yes but he doesn't

graduate about me night school dancers

rats good dragons this bad film you

forget your trouble with my trusty lens

that you have nothing nothing but a

little fixer-upper observe anything see

see like in the Spanish yes no see like

in water remember you must remain as

sigil n't have I don't like ings a belt

none obviously they know I am here

really if you need any help big fella

just look message hmm what you know

arrow nail

it's from North Ogden Asti he's the head

writing I have decided to take have eyes

my ship will arrive to abduct your

village beauty brilliant hilt the box 'm

s my bride

ah how romantic Cupidon if arrow and all

like that and stuff no he don't

understand

Brunhilde doesn't want to get married PS

whether she wants to or not ha Don

coyote will never allow this poor frail

damsel to be taken on the

music so much I looked allows me married

nor that the nasty fight the nerve that

cream oh not too whorey brain healed I

am sure our Kyra has a clever plan to

stop him

done Kyra needs no plan astride my novel

feed what is name I'll charge them just

as I'm charging this I only wanted to

report that the Vikings are coming ha ha

so they are well I'm ready for them as

soon as I find my Lance and Rosa Rosa

fini Rosa

Sancho where are you you're supposed to

be my lookout that's what I've been

doing the Vikings have landed the moment

of truth has arrived

wanna trade places I could make you a

star I'm happy just being an extra

Starling Fenwick the Frady where is

genius there see a message us to dig a

hole ah

not just a hole a trap in case the

Viking vermin come back you see the hole

is now almost invisible a knight must

always think ahead

the trap is so good

it almost fooled even me and those

Vikings who avoid my trap will be

frightened off by my cleverly conceived

monster if they can stand up though the

Vikings get here they're false this

monster see pants call yourselves

Vikings it's impossible to find really

nasty help pity stays this time I know

laughter nasty we'll need to read myself

my trap will really surprise

Brad surprised me 30 see it didn't work

picky picky picky nobody's perfect

Sancho

although did you come close no what do

we do simple at the sound of my whistle

our price T's will charge and strike

terror in the film looks like we're on

I'd love to but I can't see diddly into

this mods Motel chicken coop judo that's

better

I can see everything now even this bunch

of nasty looking Whitey's oops looks

like the Bearskin bit just beat the dust

come we must rescue our Braves team

then we shall wrote those villain quiet

on kiya my trap before it sure did on us

oh can you people keep waving little you

mean it

attention everybody should we forge

weapons build a boat and sail to rescue

Brown Hilton a brave protectors Shh I

was hoping you'd say that

Jeepers Creepers her screech and his

room in my disposition well at least

your nastiness her making like a time

bellowing all about this song tells of a

bunch of ruffians carrying off the

delicate young maiden I wrote it's

myself now I know what they mean by

horsepower and chicka-boom chicka-boom

how come nobody never mentions donkey

power Jacob and Jacob oh I wish that guy

knew some other song oh I don't know I

find it rather catchy myself

gently down the stream I guess I'll have

to join in married life is but a dream

row your boat gently down the stream

I can't stand this it smelled it is ship

became the sole boat is just as far away

as we can get

yeah we should have built a longer she

the perfect opportunity to rescue the

fair Brune ill but DC you're forgetting

something done coyote never forgets

then how about this chain a mere over

without the stream watch this Santo as a

lad I want a merit badge in the night

Scouts for this Arthur damn fool you are

free

thanks kiddo but now about the video

spin for it

he cared we're still stuck on the ship

hard way

listen my stance I don't hear anything

that's what I mean hmm we think to

escape from with no place to escape to

the most annoying problem

make that two annoying problems look

don't really teach the Vikings but jerk

we do

would you believe so you're trying to

save Brunhilde buxom a where mr. smarty

then we land we'll see if you can save

yourself from thank the vicious no not

like the vicious is delicious are you

ready

oh yeah listen towpath he sounds like a

duck a duck you think sounds more like a

wounded dragon to me what possibly you

know no I mean look out

allow me to a fifth failure Thanks

a night worthy of the name never fight

an unarmed opponent

obviously a prior engagement in honor of

your factory and to prove I'm really a

good person how would you like to be an

honorary Viking and share in all the

loot you can have anything you want PC

will never accept hate sir I'll take

Brunhilde not a chance

but you said I could have anything I

wanted so I lied when you think I'm

called Nora Rock the nasty the deal is

off I'm getting bad vibes Tom for us to

lend a hoof Hey his do-gooder to the

tension and

I hope I done coyote have set an example

of one who is staring fearless and brave

as a token of our esteem we have a

reward for you oh you shouldn't have

your future bride what do we do