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01x10 - Don Coyote & the Flying Gargoyle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x10 - Don Coyote & the Flying Gargoyle

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two days without adventure are like two

days lost seneschal if we lost a couple

more it wouldn't break my heart son

coyote its mouthful in our mighty

oenomaus nonsense Sancho

with must be crusted with the damned

trodden waiting to be Upton we I'd

rather just be trotting along over to

commode - Coco - cool I'll make that

unanimous - at your own peach event burn

aha crossroads lie ahead you know what

that means my adventurous friend it

means we should lie down and think it

over

it means we play the game of chance a

spin of the wheel even it means he's

about to gamble with our lives why don't

we just say eeny meeny miny moe straight

ahead is the way we go

we shoulda picked mini or my knee

instead of more steady men I have fight

at the enemy imagine dirty money or mole

here we go again army it looks like a

shepherd and some sheep to me we must

charge without deliberation but

certainly not without a horse

it looks bad

very becoming Sancho Sancho we seem to

have run out of crossroads we're

hopelessly lost why this is a

catastrophe catastrophe Don Quixote

exactly we seem to be of the same mind

Sancho what a pity

to never see civilization again excuse

me Don Quixote with a village though of

course a village the village where we

can seek respite from the tribulations

of our heroic efforts holiday shy

search me maybe he'll play it back come

we shall restore ourselves in this

idyllic setting of peace what Don

Quixote I cannot hear you so much for

peace and quiet

how humiliating me Don coyote captured

by a credit

the dreaded flying car going like you do

man did you

the Beast must be taught a lesson keep

good choice coming connection some

choice go

beats me

but if you give me half a minute I'll

get to the core of it Don Quixote where

are you huh who call Val there's an

arrangement

I could live with mate gargoyle prepare

to meet your master with my trusty Lance

and my noble steed Rocinante make that

time to take a dive

is well-known The Gargoyle original

tonight's Don Quixote maybe we can find

a snack pizza a little fast for that he

in

excellent suggestion central oh no just

when we were enjoying a little slow food

at ye apple orchard

you call this pheasant under glass no I

called it glop in a bowl how come Oh Leo

javis go up because paying the blue

barons outrageous nasty rotten not to

mention ill*gal tributes takes

everything else blue Perrin could it be

the nom de plume of the cargo the beef

must cope with many hazards and will

that be cash or charge charge I'll wager

that piece that crunching it is not

Centro Nava ton coyote is on his friend

he seems to be secret we shall lure him

into a trap namely me done the door is

lock we're gonna need a plan of main gym

medical

- bye done do not despair my night we

plan tomorrow we attack I hated what he

says what we needed was a couple of shut

ears it is like sleeping with a Sikh

dragon dragon yes what is the way on our

mission attacking the guard going

our plans and home is inflatable it's in

fathomable its investments I hope it

worked

sir the light on coyote not a peep the

element of surprise is essential do we

have a plan B done coyote thank you

thank you I done coyote Dora your deeds

and prepared for this dangerous mission

to defeat the dreaded gargoyle husband a

flight change of plan aha

you could tell the Beast is worried he

sent little flying gargoyle to harass me

there's just a bunch of flying birds Don

coyote flying flying do you say splendid

idea essential I shall fly to the

gargoyles mountain and to feed him yes

but how are you going to do that Don

coyote oh never mind I don't want to

know

what's all that commotion don't those

peasants realize a villain needs time to

relax who's happy sounds a very annoying

wait

happy sounds what do they have to be

happy about my man will soon find out

those two intruders again but what are

they doing

are you sure you don't want to think

this over done coyote do you think Don

coyote can be outdone by a mere birdie

why was the aid of this noble beasts

looks more like going down down down to

me yep lucky the ground broke these fall

so he could fly I wonder what he'll try

next I hope this one works Don Quixote

safe for four if I shall fly into the

fray with a fine feather fine friend see

down liar

gone over the edge more ways at w*r I

hope those buzzards are not mean

buzzards Don coyote nonsense they should

suck me of one of their own no birds

that ugly

what's that birdbrain doing now up and

away my feet

we'll better them than us 200 mountains

teamwork we'll do it together oh man

wonder how he's gonna get out of that

one or that one and how we gonna get out

of this one

we can still make it

are you sure about this Don coyote

essential a night of my caliber never

gives up proceed I didn't know it worked

he's out of sight already hmm minor

miscalculation but it won't stop done

Caillou

looks like an edge still replay of the

last time but now that doats must have

realized he can never reach the blue

baron

boink what's making a point on a

predicative what a protector catcher

what a man

my balloon is neither ascending or

descending or even confident

I wouldn't say that I have you oh thank

you done coyote think nothing of it

Sancho on the count of three one two

three three of course

three well you are the boss so let's the

game is well I'll be ready

wings cannons bets balloons I can hardly

wait to see what's next forget you there

every time

you want us to do why I say my overtaxed

friend we should construct a flying

machine of our own another flying

machine that'll make the mad Baron and

even madder Baron and with it

hi Dan coyote will confront the beast in

the sky sittin with my trusty Lance I'll

but he needs it he will stay there

monster

Thank You tarnation are we hard on this

jump record your guess is as good as

mine yeah another dumb coyote and

another middle name

likewise for the unfailing

oh man that oughta scare the Baron I

know it scares me makes me glad I'm a

donkey I don't have to riding he's

someone really gonna fly this thing

but of course I done coyote and Mike

open right but coyote and his copilot

pirate hitman made with French Oh would

I deprive you of your share of the glory

come it's time to do battle to soar into

the heavens

can I keep one foot on the ground

think of it Sancho soon we meet the

gargoyle face-to-face I am thinking of

it Don Quixote ah thank you my friend I

just like to say Oh would you believe

goodbye

therefore module everything under

control

go away I'm trying to take my nap

consider me a nightmare a challenging

the cuts right I'm just along for the

ride that curve that cross my heart

not those two again and what is that

contraption less I am to see the bless

think they can scare me with that pile

of junk

well almost nothing

let me at those notes they won't escape

up better now until the guard coil must

be near

I hear the pitiful cry of a victim look

Sancho I was right the beasts have a cap

too

we must free him from the car coil crack

I knew they were gonna need help don't

have to they'll be down here pretty

quick

come on boots boats go a little bit left

but up a farther

okay go this way but to the right a

little more

now where is that gargoyle

diving on purpose Don Quixote

I must confess Sancho it is nothing

nothing can start a blue banner

knowing that your face it's me right

unfortunate Sancho this face that was in

exactly the right place ah essential

what a glorious triumph the gargoyle is

defeated and its victim has escaped and

Harmon some days it doesn't pay defeat

them who escaped is going to have to

escape again a map if we pull you up do

you promise to leave and never return

you promise to leave ticketless villains

don't keep promise

save your pain it's all in a day's work

for you might things and a night's work