02x01 - Sancho's Island

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we'll have your jewels and that Crown

King Hernando never nobody gets this

crown

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ah feno those sportsmen are engaging in

a contest of speed I love a challenging

race don't coyote wait those aren't

Sportsmen come on BPP we got to save the

king grab Make Way for Don

coyot take a good look you're looking at

a

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winner get us out of here you didn't

tell me the tree was the Finish

Line H too the king's a

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corner I've had worse days I haven't you

save my life and you captured those

Bandits Bandits yes indeed they are they

stole a victory from me I'll deal with

them later but now how can I reward you

why no reward is necessary just to

compete is prize enough it's not for you

it's for this Brave land anything you

want just name it well um I always

dreamed of having my own Island

peaceful quiet what luck have I got an

island for you the governor vanished so

there's an opening you can't be

serious I can't be serious how can I

leave my master after all these years

what would he do without me he'd get

somebody else you see you'd get somebody

else the King has spoken Sancho and when

the King has spth whatever he has spoken

us we must listen us and doth his willth

it's a dream of control my own Paradise

peaceful and

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quiet oh rip out your scurvy tongue I'll

boil you an

oil Bay your squabbling you spet heads

save your strength for plundering don't

forget the plundering Boutique haven't

you caused enough trouble with what

you've done to the old Governor the worm

found us out I've have a mind to go

finish him off half a mind that's too

generous the only thing we're going to

finish is filling this with gold from

the governor's quarters just as we

planned

it Captain B the king appointed a new

governor he did his name is Sano Panda

Sancho Panda don't tell me he's the swab

who hangs out with a furry bloke named

on coyote oh that's him sir they're

together like tea and com they are yeah

fishy fool I told you not to tell me

that Don Coyote's a maniac a Madman a

raving

lunatic I met up with him years ago

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four I nearly wiped out all me

mates and darn near KN me black

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off I hate him from stem to stern oh

don't get your patch in an uproar I'll

take care of the new governor and Don

coyote nay I'd rather do it

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myself I'm seeing

red you better a loyal Squire thano I'll

miss all our adventures master I wish

she' cut that out me too I can't see

where I'm

walking there are a few Adventures I

won't

miss oh boy Don coyote I guess this is

what they mean by home sweet home how

true thano I fear I'm beginning to feel

a Pang of regret I'm with you done

coyote here we go again yep you got that

right welcome I'm here to assist you in

any way Governor yours to

command to would be nice of course

towels all around Geraldo quickly we

have honored guests our new

governor Don coyote I don't believe it

you're my

hero not him him show him to his

quarters he's our new governor and he's

the greatest Knight that ever lived

I'd be proud to carry your Lance fa

don't mind if you do

ow well fcho now that you're Governor

it's up to me to find a new Squire new

Squire ow you found him I'd follow you

to the ends of the Earth hopefully

further take him Don coyote he's yours a

splended idea the boy reminds me of me

when I was a lad I guess it's Farewell

My friend so long Don

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coyote and after tonight it'll be so

long

Sancho after Sancho eats this he'll be

dreaming for a week thanks to this

industrial strength sleeping powder now

where's my mixing spoon

um it

is B old we BL a nose you scarby SC

bucket what are you doing in there oh me

I I was looking for me mates I must have

used the wrong door well just stay out

of my way mixing spoon mixing spoon nay

I've got a score to settle with that

puny Panda and that c*ck coyote they

left me with a on me face once but it'll

never happen

again no I will get rid of them

permanently

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he stole my flower Governor he stole my

pit he stole my wife one at a time

please I'll get to everybody now who's

the wife I am and who's the pig he is I

thought he was the flower I'm the flower

he stole it from me and he stole my pig

he stole the pig and your wife I

wouldn't steal any wife who looks like

that pig are you calling my wife a pig

you can't insult my pig like that hold

it hold it you came here for justice and

you'll get it first the flower how does

50/50 sound

and now for the big and the

wife you call that Justice yeah that was

my pig and my wife let's get him some

Governor being Governor could be

dangerous to your health Soups On good A

little soup might settle my nerves yes

for the whole night oo no no no no

them's leftovers

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Governor back to the

kitchen I'll handle the governor and

next time hold the hot sauce

That's What I Call fast food now open

wide maybe just a bath and bed would be

better for my

nerves a worthy Knight is a ready Knight

ready to rescue a fair Maiden ready to

protect a helpless babe ready to battle

a a a what Don coyote a monster huh oh

yes that monster I'll slay the fish

Brute ow me

master defend yourself you barbaric

Beast I'm going to knock the stuffings

out of

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you ah yes it's the thought that counts

how is

it a little quick flying cement and that

sunow joker will be stiff as a poker

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I'm exhausted I think I'll bathe

tomorrow no no no sire cleanliness is

next to Governor

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L this will be easier than I

thought Lego was Snappy's

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dinner hey watch

it uh-oh wrong

move that Snappy have a

bite not me you Leaping

Lizard he been off me BT himself s out

of the

way is that you Don coyote it must have

been a dream I could have sworn I heard

him say out of my

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way it is my mortal me prepare to fall

the giant

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giant stand still you

coward

yeah that's a lot of trouble to go

through for a bath and to give us one

too you made that Giant's head spin Don

coyote yes

and now that I've secured the area the

new governor will be able to sleep in

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peace perfect a Fleck of the lever and

this poor fish will be fat as a

halet perfect right under the soon to be

exg Governor's bed I'll will send him

off for the bang

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oh that little kelp scum has got more

lives than a cat and you've got less

brains than a cat don't you be worrying

I'm calling in the Assassins they'll

take care of them my

way oh shiver me timbers I hope they

take care of him before right take care

of

me jump Master I'll save you believe

that and I'll sell you some swamp land

in Barcelona here I come faithful

Squire oh missed him by that

much and I miss my Sancho

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when we get done with that wood be

Governor he won't know what hit him oh

blow me it's that crazy C coyote two for

the price of

one ah it's the gentlemanly Sportsman

approaching for another race great

YooHoo want a race call it what you want

just say your

prayers a friendly

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jel a FL CL we must Jou again some other

time if we make

it if they ever find out we can swim

we're in big

trouble a look a yachting party taking a

fiesta the Assassin's work is done by

now so tonight we plunder the gold in

the governor's Henda now sto the

provisions will be hoist an anchor

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soon what are you doing here it's nearly

time to liberate the gold your assassins

failed Governor Sancho is still in our

way Barkin Barnacles I'm going to pickle

that

pist Sano needs our help we must stop

those violence those villainous those

nasty

Scoundrels ow

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my Tail's getting tired and besides it

ain't

working there's only one thing left to

do this calls for

wfl what's that wet face

scks

y Thanos and

danger he takes a licking and keeps on

the ticket

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somebody open the door what does it mean

Don coyote it means they've got the

governor and they've got the gold then

it means Don coyote to the rescue I that

D coyote to the rescue but first

somebody open the

window we missed the boat the Pirates

are getting away with the governor and

the

gold precise Absol well at least you got

that

right nothing shall stop me from

liberating soncho from those

bloodthirsty Pirates except maybe those

bloodthirsty sharks sharks are no

problem but

whale what is a whale doing in Spain

swallowing us that's what I've never

been in a whale before a good lesson in

survival that there's everything here

that a well stocked whale should

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have I believe that's a that's a that's

a pepper I I I think you're you're

you're right hey don't blow that stuff

over

my two way that goes for

me

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me thanks for the ride oh Noble beast

and cathon

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time up you go being Governor has its

drawbacks and these drawbacks have te

come on come on yes sniv and squit

help

me pry

dive I don't believe

it welcome aboard fual old friend

believe me Don coyote the pleasure is

all

mine that's

SMS Slither and swordfish it's that

Maniac down coyote in his mats delay the

land

we cut them on the Run yeah they're

running after us cut them down in iron

nail you figure they need us I'm not

hanging around to find

out I like your

thinking a banana mat the trip down

should be easier Y and

faster I said I'd never let him get away

from

me I may change your

mind Governor

Gilberto what are you doing here well

I'm not taking a luxury Cruise those

swine imprisoned me so they could steal

the king's

gold and now that we got the treasure I

can get rid of all ye swabs or Versa

Visa or uh Visa fer or uh uh maybe not

hey stop yapping and start blasting

uh-oh looks like we blasted you

first we're in KN he calls this living

Man Overboard a poor soul to be rescued

no not pay you you ch face jins fear not

I'll save you thy foul Pirate no man

eaten sharks where are you when I need

you I lost him I lost him ah but we

found

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you to the dungeon with them

bless you I'll be safe there away from

him hey in the

Bley I am in your debt for saving

Governor Gilberto and for recovering the

gold whatever you want you shall have no

offense but I'd like to get out of

politics Gilberto should be not me I

belong with Don coyote but I'll need a

new assistant I dominate Geraldo for the

Island's good for the peasants

good and for your own good good Don

coyote

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