02x06 - Don Coyote & the Deep Sea

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hear me to time the terrible oh the

baddest of the bad the utterly odious

the completely contemptible the

naturally nasty the yes yes I know all

that now get on with it oh well the

Spanish Fleet isn't chambles I tell you

the kingdom is ripe for the plucking ah

they can keep their Kingdom but the gold

pluck me some gold in you my blessings

and a ship oh thank you thank you you

shall never regret

it and neither shall I forget that gold

we'll invade and Conquer and I'll have a

kingdom to rule at

last oh 7 years bad luck what am I

saying what could possibly bring me bad

luck it's all in the timing

fcho with timing and the flick of the

wrist the poor fish is out of luck and

out of the water and into the frying pan

and our stomachs I

hope the

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king you see Sancho one must last The

Cure cast The lure in exactly the right

spot I think I'm in the wrong

spot he recognized me hello

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peasant equally important is the follow

through help help everyone seeks my

assistance hjo even if it's just to

learn about fishing you must wait your

turn now where was thigh somewhere

between a rock and a hard place if you

ask me Don coyote look steady thano

quiet time I just had a little

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nipple Don coyote patience you must

allow a moment for the lunker to think

he's gotten a free meal now to set the

hook

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he's a

ler a fish like thiso will do anything

to

survive oh yes he's quite a trophy thano

you might say a norble catch Don

Coyote Well put Sancho and now for the

CP de grath catch and release ccho after

all someone else may want to enjoy doing

battle with this Majestic

macro

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oh Don coyote I can hardly tell you how

grateful I am to you for saving my life

I know fire I'm still trying to figure

out what happened to the

fish well put it this way if I weren't

grateful I would never have allowed you

and your friend to enter my castle on

Horseback he's got a point yeah I just

hope they don't pull the rug out from

under us Your Majesty we have a visitor

who

insists another horse in the castle what

is this a rodeo

maybe your highness I am abadaba and I

bear a mess message from the

gigantically great the excellent and

esteemed the very Valiant get on with it

will you yes now where was I oh the

utterly odious the completely

contemptible the naturally nasty and

kind of kinky um oh Tuton the terrible

toon the terrible what does he want from

me he wishes to inform you that he plans

to invade your country on it oh I

forgot it Monday we must starve The

Peasants Tuesday's t*rture day oh yes

here it is Tuton the terrible will

invade on next Wednesday

morning Wednesday but but but but

nothing sire I happen to be available

next Wednesday and if you wish who asked

you Tuton will invade unless you your

majesty are willing to contribute All

the Gold in your kingdom surrender your

gold or Surrender Your Kingdom that's

blackmail cisy death before Surrender

Your Majesty who asked you I'm thinking

of giving him the gold Wise Choice s

gold before goodbye who asked you listen

just between you and me I'd fight Tuton

the terrible to the last man even if it

means losing your country Bravo and I

don coyote am ready to offend the

wingdom I mean uh defend the kingdom who

who ask you well I thought I heard

someone

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a I appreciate your good intentions Don

coyote but I must do what's best for my

kingdom and my Countryman even though it

costs me all of my gold as my king goes

so goes done coyote well right now I'm

going to go out of here before he comes

too

I can't believe abadaba got all the

king's gold I can't believe he got the

last room in the Cod but you know what

they say Sancho when a man has the luck

of the lucky the luckier he is the

luckier he gets because luck follows the

lucky if you follow me I wasn't that

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lucky how could I be so unlucky I really

wanted this country but no do you

believe this wimpy King he's going to

pay the ransom Tuton gets the gold I

don't get the kingdom it's just nothing

fair oh I admire your intentions my my

Lord but you will never get this go past

the Pirates and renegades on the high

seas that's exactly why I have the

greatest inventor in the Kingdom

Vincente what have you got for us a suit

of armor sire for a ship made of the

toughest strongest most

impregnable on with the

demonstration yes sir Ready

Aim Fire

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but what will it do against a pirate's

Cannonball huh fire R

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ready F all wasn't that see ABA daa and

this time you had nothing to do with

it I assure you your highness nothing

can penetrate this

armor oh get pleas not that imile D

coyote get away from here why look there

tanjo is that not vincenti and the King

waving hello you're half right Don

coyote

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hello with your permission your highness

we'll be leaving soon not soon

enough perfect now I'll fix that tuet

golf so it'll sink like a

stone my friends and loyal subjects we

are gathered here today to launch this

vessel and all the gold in the entire

Kingdom gracious Sancho do you see what

I see the king is in Portal

manger uh mortal Danger

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and so without further Ado I'd like to

make way for D coyote Make Way for Don

coyote Make Way for Don

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coyote I'm going to have a k Kingdom I'm

going to have a

kingdom All the Gold in the Kingdom at

the bottom of the bay in the deepest

place I have no more gold the way I see

it your majesty you have two choices

surrender or be

annihilated oh no you always is correct

your highness I've another invention to

get the gold from the bottom of the Bay

and you are sure that this contraption

can dive underwater and retrieve the

gold reasonably sure your highness but

there's no time to test it the true so

all we need to do is find someone crazy

enough to

volunteer Sono do you see what I see the

giant ogre has sent one of its

offsprings Make Way for D

coyot I think we we just found our

man once again I D coyote deeder of good

Dos I mean doer of Good Deeds have

submerged I mean emerged Vic karus do

you know what he's talking about my

leash I believe the good dawn has just

kindly volunteered to test my

submarine Ah that's what wonderful I

accept Don

coyote perfect this way I can find out

if my inventions work and if for some

reason they don't and Don coyote should

come to an untimely end well how bad can

that

be I really hope this thing works Don

coyote I can't swim don't worry tho my

boy neither can I

now I know what they mean by

horsepower that's easy for you to say

I'm just a dokey this is it Sancho our

Deep Sea Adventure

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begins oh this is awful if the king

recovers the gold that means he'll pay

off toon the terrible and I won't get my

kingdom

you know what to do now do it no problem

abadaba we are ready all right show it

to him I'm showing I'm

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showing let's see that crazy coyote get

out of this one

ah wonderful day for an outing at 50

Fathoms a ancho sit on coyote if you're

a flounder wait Sancho I say something

Sancho prepare my diving deer my diving

gear I'm going out there

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ah pleased to meet you my

good whatever and you too F you're a

friendly group of fellows aren't you

well I hate to uh P myself away but I've

got work to do fellas I must say I've

never been smothered with such affection

before D coyote what happened to you

somebody's got to say save you let let

him do it I guess it's the usual

somebody

me you me

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too I'm on my way DC I can't believe it

the panda is trying to rescue his coyote

cohort instigate Plan B Plan B that's

right the first plan was a the next one

is B and the next one is C and someone

get it c not c b Plan B infest the

diving area with man eating sharks to

infest you must infest everyone's a

comedian at least I'll be a rich one H

shark treats these look pretty

good they're for the Sharks you lump

head

hold on down coyote I'm nearly

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there what are those

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things Mama Mia mother

the god KY I'll be right

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back are you seeing what I'm seeing no

cuz I can't look it's the end no more

hearing Make Way for Don

coyot well that part ain't too bad come

on they got to be rescued it's up to

us but who's going to rescue us you're

right it's no use we're out of time

we're out of hope we're out of

everything hey we're out of everything

except dumb luck

chickaboom when the dumb get lucky then

the luckier get Dumber all we got to be

is lucky enough to get them in and get

us out of

here so far so good ah a refreshing

experience who what about the one coming

up

look excellent decision myin Associates

a submarine

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Siesta dinner was saved

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everything's gone your gold my invention

and done coyote you're right sire the

news isn't all

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bad ah pleasant day for a Cruz no it

isn't all good either it's a miracle you

survived on coyote you can thank my

submarine well what's left of it the

shark can thank it too but is it

possible by some chance did you happen

to to recover your gold my dear

King do fish sleep do birds have lips do

snakes have ears then you didn't recover

my gold is that what that means fire if

it's gold you want it's gold you shall

have as soon as we pull up this chain my

country is safe this is impossible this

is terrible this is awful wait a minute

this is perfect that idiot Don coyote

has recovered the gold for me now all I

have to do is steal it from him and I'll

keep the gold and get my own country oh

this is too good Captain ramming

speed Don coyote I shall make you an own

for this your highness I am deeply moved

but I like my own name just fine

Don coyote we've got trouble nonsense

Cal what's in a

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name it's mine it's mine it's all

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mine this time there are no Witnesses

either

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and so great toot on the terrible the

king not only refused to pay the tribute

he said you'd never have the guts to

invade his country oh he did did he yes

he did he did indeed well we'll show

them who's the terriblest of the

terrible to sail the seven seas that's a

baldface lie I never said such a thing

oh yes you did oh no I didn't to did not

enough not only have you challenged Chon

the terrible but now you call his

Emissary a liar but I nothing can save

you now Make Way

for who was that

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D you see Tuton there's my tribute abaa

was lying I may be lying but you'll be

dying

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oh now whatever do you suppose we can do

with this help

help oh oh

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oh I don't know thano Tuton the terrible

wasn't so terrible after all he returned

all the gold to the king there is just

one thing I have second thoughts about

my portly pal I'm afraid to us maybe I

should have taken the king up on his

offer after all Earl coyote does have a

rather nice ring to it a what