02x12 - Don Coyote & the Christmas Bell

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put a little sweat in it We want it up

by Christmas not Easter A miracle would

help

We've already had our share Padre Yeah

saving enough money and getting the bill

I'm getting a backachche I hope this is

worth it

Does that sound like it's worth it

yeah I guess it is If nothing goes wrong

do you hear the sound of bells see I

hear bells but I see stars Christmas is

approaching The joys of giving and

receiving What do you suppose he's given

us for Christmas the same as every year

More work

Looks like a village up ahead Thumb

coyote

Ronaldo bring the water I'll do it I'm

the baron and it's my well Well the king

rules over everything And I'm a king

of Hey he asked me I'm a knight of the

realm and we do good deeds Well your

first good deed is to let

go

Help help

quickly we must ride to the rescue

I say "My wet young friend did you

happen to hear somebody cry for help?" I

did I did too No I I mean it was me I

called for help and you rescued me I did

You did cuz you're a knight aren't you

dong coyote at your service Traveling

hero doer of good deeds

Slayer of dragons fighter of ogres

Luckily we haven't had too many of the

dragons and ogres lately Our luck has

changed Sancho Yan ogre is placing those

poor peasants in peril Uh-oh I think you

are about to put us in peril It's only a

crate Correct Sancho The great craned

kraken creature Look after the lad

Make

for good heaven It doesn't look too good

to

me the bell

What do we do quick this will stop it

Nothing will stop it Not even my hay

Uh-oh What do we stop sounded like B

flat to me Or our signal to move on

before it's too late Get in

It already is

Turning custom But there's no need to

thank me for slaying the dreaded ogre

Well this is for what you did to our

bell What a shame it's in pieces It

might have made a splendid bell for the

church What are they doing to my night

they're about to say good night It's

another bell you want Leave it to Don

But

thanks for showing me the shortcut and

don't come back I know I know Without

the bell That's a dream that'll never

happen He'll make it come true I know he

will

Gold Precious

gold Did I Jack Boutique Scourge of the

Seven Seas say he'd show you more gold

than you'd ever seen in your poor

pitiful pirate lives yeah Don't it warm

the c*ck of your greedy black hearts

yeah And should we return it to its

rightful owner the

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king spoken like the scurless scurvy

scuds that you are Now let's move out

But Captain sir being the scurless

scarvy scuds that we be we'll never get

it past the king's guards

I'm glad they thought of that We need a

plan What's that

probably just some monks Captain Sir

Waring up the bells for Christmas Monks

say a perfect

disguise I'm glad I thought of it Oh and

this time I

did Was it a brilliant idea to melt the

gold into a bell yeah Now nothing will

keep us from getting the gold to our

ship

Three missions and no bells Done Coyote

This country is definitely short on

bells But let us not be short of faith

Sancho I have a feeling that just around

the corner we'll find the bell for the

steeple of the church without the

bellless people Uh the church without

the bell for whom it polls There you see

a light to guide us

It looks just like a reflection Don't a

reflection of our face Soncho And we

must follow it like a guiding star My

cry for

done Tell me it isn't the madman who

nearly cost me me life and me ship and

me sanity Oh no No

No Our faith had led us to some men of

the cloth and the bell for the church on

the cliff A bell for nothing It's free A

gift Oh what generosity What generosis

What a sport We're taking this bell to

our ship And where are you taking this

to the church on the cliff my good

fellow I mean it is true And this good

night is leanness on her way Don Coyote

at your service Well good luck Don

Whoever He's going to need all the luck

he can muster

[Applause]

Make for ding

dong The ding-dong sleeping like a baby

This be our chance But captain sir

shouldn't we be using the wagon too much

noise This be our only way I'd like it

better if we could see where we was

going I'd like it better if you'd leave

it to me I know just where we're going

This is

[Applause]

freezing Felo have you ever seen such a

hearty order of months my hat is off to

you Frier An interesting sort of penance

taking a dip in icy waters in the middle

of the night Oh macho Very

much Make way for Ding Dong

Help Help We've been robbed The bell

They They took it that way Make way for

Dong

Uh-oh The old camouflage over the ravine

trick Yeah and we fell for it Well we're

going to fall a lot farther Jaboo

They fell for it Captain All the

way I knew they would Free Free at last

Shall we move out Captain i But first I

just want a peek Heave to me hearties

Just one last delicious peek Thank you

good father And just in the nick of

time No

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it'll work It's got to work I pray we

can get the pieces back together by

Christmas Eve We'll never even get it to

the top of the cliff by Christmas Eve

Hey what are you doing all this for

we're going to get a new bell Don Coyote

promised I never want to see or hear the

name

Again a slight

miscalcula A slight boo

boo I'll have it free in an instant And

we'll be free from him Captain Boutique

has handled it personally I'll believe

it when I see it

Quicky Uh there's a mad man in the

battle tower up ahead Somebody's got to

stop him You need a man who's brave and

courageous and make way for D

I knew that'd get him

[Applause]

And I knew he'd get

us Here comes the dumbbell Right on

schedule Oh fire I thought there was a

madman up here Church bells can be

delightful if they're not manu monotony

Well tell me boring I'll show you boring

My squire will bear me out Not

so Oh

no At least we know one thing The fall

wouldn't have k*lled him I am so a

knight I am so Yeah Well let's see you

slay something Yeah besides yourself

Stay out of the way boys

I don't believe we got it together I do

I can see my blood sweat and tears in

every piece Well it looks like a bell

but is it going to sound like a bell i'm

a knight I tell you Just like him Make

way for

He's right He's just like Don Coyote

after all No don't say that name again

Tighter Tighter I want that numbwitted

night in his Toad out so far their

clothes will be out of style before they

hit the ground I captain we won't fail

you this time I promise you We better

not Me buddy won't stand another failure

Keep moving Christmas Eve is almost upon

us Keep moving Me mind says yes but me

weary bones say no And perhaps a bit of

rest would be in order before the final

push Good I wish I'd thought of

that Here's a treat for your weary

bodies You first Oh no no no You're more

tired than I I insist Guaranteed to give

you a lift

[Applause]

Oh joy joy I can't stand the joy I am

not only a lift honcho it's downright

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exhilarating It's getting pretty crowded

up here Uh-oh From air seek to

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seasick How nice A roundtrip ticket

Hurry I be really free And I mean free

Never again

to No no

no I can't take it anymore Let him have

the gold Let him have the bell I give up

I give up Or do I

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time is short You must get the bell to

the village Don't worry about us They

can worry about me if they want to I

hear you Don't worry Is it hard well we

won't And you have me word on that

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Please please let him get here with a

bell Dear don't be too disappointed if

he doesn't come Mother you don't know

anything about gallant knights They

always keep their word Well now you can

keep yours You promised to go to bed

I'll bet he's on his way right now

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Why do I think my feet will never touch

the ground again it's not the time to

think of one's feet Sancho I'm also

thinking about the rest of me Panchcho

Getting the bell to the village should

be foremost in our minds And luckily its

fate is in the hands of those noble

monks Tie a tight scy scum buckets Lose

me bell and you'll lose your lives I

thought we was taking the bell to the

village Captain What you've been wearing

that monk's outfit too long Careful or

you'll be wearing a noose Now step

lively That bell is our

fortune Well lane anyways

Bet you they're not taking that their

bell to the village No takers Bet you

this wouldn't make DC very happy if he

knew what's going on I'll bet you it

ain't making me very happy if you're

thinking what I think you're thinking

Well let's stop thinking and start doing

chickaboom

Make way for ting dong

[Applause]

You got any last words before we go to

the rescue yeah I wish that we was just

you

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I'm having the most wondrous dream

Sancho Flying through the air on our

steam If it's your dream why am I so

frightened

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i'm taking the train Uh-oh Looks like

our ship is coming in again Don

Coyote Don Coyote The ship is getting

away So be it Sancho The monks have done

all they can From now on it's up to us

to get the bell to the village Do you

believe his dumb luck as long as I'm

still alive I'll believe it We should be

heading north Don Coyote But how can you

tell faith will show us away Fo I think

she got lost along with us Well merry

Christmas You're a day early Christmas

Eve till tomorrow night Oh Sencho At

last the North Star How do you know what

star it is it's the only star up there

It's the only star we're going to need

And it showed up just in time cuz we

were headed south

Young man you're in big trouble Where

have you been i've been everywhere

looking You've been everywhere but in

your bed And you promise well I I was

too in bed but I I didn't promise not to

get up But it's nearly Christmas I want

to be here when he gets here I don't

want you out here in the cold waiting

for something that isn't going to happen

Come on Look there's the village Well

somebody better tell this here boat cuz

we're going to miss it We're in luck You

sure got a funny idea Look

Help Help I told you no survivors I

don't see anybody I don't see anyone

either Quick there is somebody Raise the

boat

Don Coyote It's Don Coyote Him lower the

boat No No Stop He's right You might

damage the bell The bell

It's here It's here I told you it'd ring

it Yeah it's here All right No but we'll

never get it up that cliff by tonight Oh

yes we will And we'll do it with the

same faith Don Coyote has given us

I'm telling you it's a waste of time

Steady as she goes through the better be

steady with that lance or the bell goes

down I hear you Steady as she go

Do we rescue him now or later later

Jacob

It's magnificent The most beautiful in

the land A waste of time eh ask me at

midnight It's only 15 minutes till

midnight Don Kyogi I think they'll make

it A dream come true Feno I'll send you

to Dreamland you scurvy scud Oh what a

perfect touch A one g*n salute for the

unveiling Attention Our manufacturers uh

branch manager at benefactors have

joined us The noble monks who benefited

the bell Monks they don't look like

monks to me

I knew it We'll never hear that bell

ring Ring that bell ring

Wait that bell's made out of solid Well

anyways what it's made of won't ring

like no bell you ever

heard If it

does he can have

it He can't be after all this work

The bell is a fake just like he is

D Coyote it's not true is it done Coyote

we told you What'd you expect from a

phony night now just a minute

What was that it was the bell It rang

It can't be

You did it that coyote You made it ring

Oh it was nothing my boy Sure it rang

once it was free of the scaffold Are you

questioning a miracle my son oh not me

Padre one cheer for boutique

Say the word Captain Sir and we'll save

you and the bell You know nothing of the

kind you numb brains There's plenty more

gold where that came

from Besides I kind of like people

liking me for a change Make way for Don

Kyote I'm Don Coyote I am There's only

one Don Coyote Some Christmas huh don

Coyote A pirate turns into a hero A

village gets a bell when there are no

bells to be gotten Faith Pure and simple

faith And a lucky accident Otherwise we

wouldn't have known the bell was even

going to ring Accident Sancho