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02x13 - Don Coyote & the Secret Weapon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

02x13 - Don Coyote & the Secret Weapon

Post by bunniefuu »

ah how pleasant to enjoy the sounds of

nature a fan show the whispering of the

wind the humming of the locust the

twittering of the birds if he'd stop

babbling long enough we might be able to

enjoy him

I think I hear something else Don

Quixote oh yes the unmistakable found of

bees buzzing he doesn't sound like

buzzing bees to me perhaps you're

hearing the rippling of the Bravo

what you're hearing now is the sound of

a man drowning

come come poncho that's no way to enjoy

the pleasure of an afternoon fad what

I'd like to know is who's this here guy

and why are they screaming the battle HB

but if he's really coming I hope we

bring some towels look at the bright

side Sancho clean clothes to go with our

clean bodies it's sure hard to stay

clean with him around

we know we know he's coming I don't

believe I've had the pleasure of his

acquaintance he's met the invincible

he's on his way to take over the kingdom

you don't think oh yes I do the armies

are in retreat the peasants are being

trampled into the ground they're doing a

pretty good job on us the kingdom's in

the panic her quest is clear rise

swiftly tell the King to panic no more a

knight of the realm is on his way

oh boy good news for change

hi Don Quixote defender of kingdoms

enemy of the wicked will not take this

i Harmon retreat my village is ransacked

is there nothing we can do this Achmed

seems unstoppable your highness your

highness your highness help is on the

way

I found a valiant knight who read our

lights against this met at last someone

to save me who I cry for no rather here

it is coming at your service fire o

crown most becoming your grave are you

all right your majesty

I never mind me each man is after my

throne maybe not if he could see it now

we do have the portable from your

majesty ah yes from that crazy inventor

Vincente crazy

these inventions were nutcake all right

just the kind of nutcake who could save

by kingdom bring him here

that might not be so easy your majesty

you banished him well and banished him

perhaps I could persuade him if I had

some gold of course no one can resist

the lure of gold very wise of your sire

I'll take it to him myself and we shall

be your escargot laughs Gordon oh that

won't be necessary no need for gratitude

it shall be a pleasure to protect you as

I would my king yes I'm coming

I'm going have it your way now is my

chance

adios Osiris

guard guard the golden it's me punky

okay son Sean get some sleep

lila stangard good fellow thank you what

a glorious morning

rise and shine thank y'all thank y'all

just a few more Winx mom have you

forgotten our duty to the minister

fortunately he's sleeping like a baby

time to get up your ministership your is

hard to wake up Sancho

no wonder Don coyote you're trying to

wake up a dummy central that's no way to

talk about the Kings Minister he's gone

DC and he's taken the gold why you're

right Sancho the kind gentleman probably

didn't want to wake us so he went on

ahead

thoughtful by that I've got some

swampland in Seville visalia then again

he might have been abducted by

highwayman

oh my but the King comes first we'll

deal with a minister later for now we

must convince the city to bill the

weapon to save the kingdom from man that

might be hard if we don't have the gold

nothing is too hard for Don coyote

except maybe this

good help is so hard to find these days

help you're gonna need your dukeship

remarkable simply remarkable they don't

call me Vincent a the inventor for

nothing nothing this is gonna cost you

plenty but where else can you find a

device that will chop wood wash windows

chase prowlers yes yes I know I don't

pay you anything

you see even Jesus knows the value of

fitness

notice how exercise its transformed

incentive from a short funny fellow to a

tall strong strange whatever that is I

think we got another dummy here coyote

first complete for nearly losing his

head hey so it isn't the dummy

Betty it's one of these selfies

inventions see it runs with this key on

the back nonsense

all this key does turn and turn and turn

and turn and turn

right now I'll tell you what's off the

deal I can't explain it done coyote at

your service done coyote those two words

say it all oh yes they do have a certain

ring to them don't they

my house is a shambles because of you

looks like an Army's been through there

and the Kings worries would be over

that's

what kind of worries can I worry a water

machine who was going to build this

machine in sente the world's greatest

inventor just the edge I need bring the

inventor to me you traitor and you'll be

my chief minister when I defeat the king

now remember if catch the plan a doesn't

work we'll try Plan B unless there's a

hitch then we go with Plan C or D

they're gone finished completed makeable

markable keep grubby hands off them

your wish is my command and if capture

plan X or Y doesn't work we'll go with Z

or back to a or we'll just toss in the

torches and smoke them out get me away

from my I don't know which plan this is

but it sure worked

the king is cleverer than I thought

Oh also disguising the royal troops as

barbarians is a stroke of genius His

Highness will make mincemeat of that

no-good uncouth ruffian as you desired I

have brought without risk to your love

this is going to cost you gold a king's

ransom sure since we left the king that

shouldn't be a problem

it does seem Vincente should be back by

now

maybe he got hung up on a late dinner

date the garden forsooth first son Joe

is your explanation since sandy has been

captured how do you figure Don coyote by

the unmistakable markings of a fearsome

fire-breathing dragon ha ha

you wait here in case by some rare

wrong I shall return as soon as I slay

the dragon dragon no way I should've

kept going amazing how the Forrestal

begins to appear the fame it should look

the same we passed this three times well

that's much better than Cho no it's not

unheavenly pilot or Philips pinging time

coyotes ones

be patient I shall free it momentarily

I'll go get help TC don't worry

GTC I couldn't sleep all night with that

racket coming from next door

no I French Oh from thinking of poor

Vincenti in the clutches of that warfare

as we have captured that nuisance knight

and his squire very good

wonderful done mighty march on the king

this is me when when our genius inventor

has completed his secret weapon

Oh goody-goody cat fan Cho did you hear

that the barbarian have also attained

the services of a genius inventor what

are we gonna do DC we must escape and

find them

escaping puts a kind of snag in that

plan

it's useless evil I done coyote can't

lose and these bonds amen looks like

it's show time

yeah I hate the taste their room

sir Sancho our faithful steed

don't you agree thon ciao don't you

think we should wait for Vincente dizzy

nonsense Sancho if we could find the raw

materials we could begin construction at

once

Vincente has honored me with the Don

coyote collection mementos from our past

adventures together yeah you sure

wrecked a lot of his inventions DC Thank

You Sancho and not one mango peach shall

be wasted someday seneschal my brilliant

assembly-line idea may change the world

and what more fitting tribute to

Vincenti than to use the Don coyote

collection to complete his mechanical

men you means you Don Quixote have

completed Vincenti spoke an economy gee

I don coyote have completed Anthony's

mechanical army it waits outside the

castle walls your highness so now you

may raft

easy arrest easy when you put down that

lance and Cindy's inventions will save

your kingdom if dares attack your

highness thank goodness I mean it's only

the truth sir not your highness leave

this to me

be that desperate that I leave it to him

yep come the moment of truth awaits

sancho ingenious a magnet who use

against the Kings mechanical army

I built it just to show you what I can

do

you're not going to use it against my

king are you serious

you're dealing with this med the bad guy

now this made the pussycat prepare to

attack

another trial for done coyote French oh

those barbarians took out what a part of

Frankel filming goes

there's

to be a long event taking off going

around be seen

aha my good friend Vincente you've

escaped from the dragon well you you

Thunder you've ruined everything

my magnet my mechanical men if you would

be test a glance on your men perfect

nothing

I shall turn them back here you call

that the right DC

fortune smiles on us we've captured them

all now we've captured them all and so

Vincente i reinstate you as royal

inventor

encho to think that i don coyote was the

one who proved the value of intensive

intervention

I think we should forget about the Kings

thanks for saving the king of BC hmm

well I started that thank you

funny thing about that a convention it's

very much my command however if you

really think about thinking someone you

shouldn't really pay them data to you