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01x27 - Sagwa the Stray / And Action

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x27 - Sagwa the Stray / And Action

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best friend

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best friend

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what a beautiful Village are we staying

long this time please say yes I'm sorry

Bailey we're only stopping for food and

supplies sometimes living on a boat is

no fun

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get back here catch me first shua you

have to do as I say oh yeah say

who wo says me okay says mom she put me

in charge of you and SWA so where is SAA

don't ask me you're the one in charge

Shu nothing like a break from

donga

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huh wow

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oops sorry about that hey no far off my

back but if I were you I'd keep my head

up around here well see you around yeah

see you

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if there's time may I explore the

village on my

own go ahead I'll finish but but be back

on the boat in 1 hour we leave at

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Sunset D did she say where she was going

away from you Mr Boston I am not fossy

I'm just the one in

command oh now Sawa could be anywhere

who's

so our sister and she's lost she's not

lost she's just not

found who are you Le one so what's this

missing sister look like kind of like us

and she's wearing one of these collars

well I did see one kitten but she

definitely wasn't wearing a collar then

she definitely wasn't our sister come on

sheep GLA she's probably just gone home

without us you know I wouldn't mind

seeing what kind of place you call home

and maybe taste some fresh cooked food

look Lea if you're hungry why don't you

just go to your house okay

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and who are

you you are so cute so adorable I'm

going to take you home you're going to

love living on a

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boat I'd love living on a boat

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oh no you don't little one you're going

to live with me

forever how could you come home without

SWA I I thought she'd be back already

you were supposed to be taking care of

your sisters

remember she'll be all right besides

anyone who sees her call her will know

she's from the palace and won't let

anything bad happen to it I'm sure Sagwa

is fine but I put you in charge for a

reason please go find your sister Baba

and I still have a lot of work to do

great I'll take care of it come

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on listen up if you help us find SWA you

have my personal guarantee that I'll get

you two bones

each No Deal three bones are we're out

of

here okay three bones but I call all the

shots for three bones you can do a fan

dance for all

weekend what are you doing here I came

to tell you something I was down at the

warf excuse me but I'm trying to solve a

problem here fine than he you can help

too but why won't you listen to me don't

feel bad my brother doesn't listen to

anybody especially since he's in

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charge we're going to have so much fun

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together hello there kitty cat where did

you come from I found her in the village

can I keep her please mama please Ming

I'll feed her and clean her and

everything I

promise

well we could use some extra help around

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here come mailing there's still a lot to

do before we leave I'll be back before

you

know I have to get out of here here's

the plan we stick together and look

Street by Street hey go wouldn't we

cover more ground if we you know split

up I'm sorry maybe I didn't make it

clear when I said that I give the orders

we stick together and that's final

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guys

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go ahead tell him tell me what um I

really think we should try the

Waterfront I saw a kitten get taken onto

a boat was it that same one you saw

earlier the one without a collar yes but

then it couldn't have been SWA keep

looking

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it's no use I'm never going to see my

family or Fufu

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again that's it she's definitely not on

this street but she

was look what I found do was calling

this is not good without her Coller

she'll get treated like any other

homeless stray that means she'll get

treated like

me that was her who was taken onto the

boat I tried to tell you no you didn't

yes she did but you never listen it's

tring face as Leaders go you're a great

orderer but a lousy listener well I'm

listening now why don't you lead the way

oh

no we're too late that's the boat we've

got to stop them everyone follow me I

mean does anyone have an

idea I think I've got

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one thanks again you're the best we're

lucky you knew that seag go when you

live down by the docks you make all

sorts of PS we're going to have so much

fun together little

cat what's

this is this your collar wow it's a

perfect

fit BBA turn the boat around we have to

go

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back wow you're really good at

calligraphy donga thank you very much

but what do I know I can't even read

yet I thought she was as stray you see

and then I found her collar somebody

told us she belongs here at the palace

but um how exactly did you find the

collar I'm not sure you'd believe me if

I told you well the important thing is

Sag was back home where she belongs

thank you

thanks for helping you guys don't get

all mushy we did a little B glad you're

back

though I miss her

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already hello who are

you what's this it says my name is Lee

Wong I'm a great cat looking for a good

home Bubba mama can I keep her

please we could still use the extra

help you did that didn't you I am in

charge for the day

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woo

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wo huh what's going

on there are people walking through our

wall

wow moving pictures this is truly

spectacular I read all about this new

machine that captures images then

projects them but I never thought we

would see one thank the emperor Madame

he has sent zc and I to film some of his

villages including yours the emperor

wants to see my Village he wants to see

me oh my there's so so much to prepare

cleaning painting when did you say you

would be back be

back we are only here for a few days and

plan to start filming in the

morning

tomorrow I couldn't possibly be ready by

then not to worry my overwhelmed Orchid

I would be very happy to give our guests

a tour and of course up here in the film

excellent up here in the film dear

husband need I remind you how very busy

you are it would be best if I give them

a tour and be part of the

film well why don't you both show us

around fine Splendid wonderful we'll

start in the morning with your entire

family wow those guys came all the way

here to film The

magistrate I'm pretty sure it isn't just

the Magistrate they'll be

filming streten your back suck in your

stomach daughters

smile

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smile and

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action please this is a moving picture

perhaps you could could uh walk around

wave your arms something yes of

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course oh much

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better would you look at that dong

Mama's waiting okay I'm

coming the magic asked that I prepare

these for you they are my

specialty ah

delectable please stand in front of the

camera so your Edible Creation will live

forever on film oh no thank you please

excuse me I have much to

do may we stop yet oh of course

sorry magistrate perhaps you can show us

where you work while Madame Tai Tai

prepares for later wonderful idea I'll

lead the way to my

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study this is where I make all of the

important decisions about governing The

Village mama that's the machine the one

that takes moving pictures

ah you have such beautiful cats Hello

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Kitties your cat it it it can write why

yes his whole family can write shall I

sit or stand

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what are you doing showing them how

talented I

am as I was saying sit or stand actually

we would really like to spend some time

filming your remarkable cats my cats

that is simply I'm sure the emperor

would be most impressed that is simply a

wonderful idea you can film them

tomorrow once you finished with me

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who and then they said something about

the emperor seeing me on film wow that's

pretty cool oh yeah and I'm like the

star of the whole thing donga they're

filming everybody don't listen to her

she's just jealous they singled me out

hey do you think you can get us in this

thing sorry guys but I'm the only cat

they need see

you he's out of

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control

oh all right all right we start again

please Throw That Hideous mistake away

I'm sorry madam but film is not like

scroll writing once the camera captures

it it lives forever

forever

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a okay here I

come perfect just a few more steps do

everything I do H I'll show them real

dancing

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isn't that the writing cat yes poor

thing I wonder what's wrong with

him get that cat out of here

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hey no fair I'm going to be on film

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too I'm ready for my

closeup finally some peace and quiet you

know if you could remove all these silly

people this really is a lovely Place

beautiful isn't it yes no wonder you are

inspired to make such incredible food

sometimes in my kitchen I close my eyes

and see this very spot I suppose it is

my own personal film I wish you would

let us film you cooking this delicacy oh

no I couldn't of course you could Cook's

just being humble I am sure he would

love it if you film him in the

kitchen how about tomorrow cook

oh uh maybe tomorrow your

magistrate please excuse

me now let me show you the pagod sunset

from there is

spectacular all the way up

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there don't you think you're over doing

it listen I'm the star so I have to look

good let's film those writing

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cats

amazing

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lovely oh that's a bit of a mess huh

next

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magnificent keep filming she has such a

flare what is wrong with that cat I'll

take care of

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that ah perfect oh wonderful

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oh I'm so sorry no no it's my fault I

should have let you know we were

here could this day get any worse worse

but today you get to be part of the film

that is what makes this day awful

Preposterous everyone wants to be filmed

don't they your magistrate I mean no

disrespect

but I am a very private man not Everyone

likes that kind of

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attention this is so

exciting oh I hope the emperor will

smile when he sees us I'm so sorry you

couldn't be part of the film The

magistrate told us how he needed you to

go to the Village for extra fish yes I

had a small mishap in the kitchen

perhaps another

time you still mad at me no I'm still

mad at me why did I try so hard to be

the center of attention I think because

you always like to be in the middle of

things that's who you are no that's who

he is I did that y yep look it's

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[Laughter]

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me oh that silly cat

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s

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