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01x35 - Sister Act / Too Close for Comfort

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x35 - Sister Act / Too Close for Comfort

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my best friend

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my best friends

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you

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so silly i better give her a hand

here let me help you hey i was showing

you

you always take over give it back

i was just trying to show you how to fly

it now you have to go find the kite

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i've just come back from visiting

magistrate chang

in the next village oh well

you must have had a wonderful time i

hear he's a most charming man

quite cultured and sophisticated yes

everything they say is true he is

amazing

i thought i was a good magistrate but

compared to him

well i'm no match at all

i was having fun and you took over

you were making a mess of it kittens

look who's here auntie chichi

sagua look how big you are

oh my little baby

the last time i saw you you were this

big

don't be shy shigwa this is my older

sister

your auntie chichi you forgot

star of the peaking captain

really wow

darlings come give your auntie a kiss

but don't ruin my hair i have a

performance tonight

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magistrate chang has a most impressive

walk

what do you think is my walk distinctive

that would be one way to describe it

your magistrate

i realize that it's no use feeling bad

about

magistrate chang oh that's wonderful

dear then you will come to the opening

of the acrobatics festival tonight

oh no i'm far too busy perfecting my

special walk

[Applause]

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[Applause]

oh thank you so much

auntie chichi you are amazing can you

teach

me to be a catcher back me too i wanna

learn too

copycat but darlings hasn't your mama

already taught you

how could mama teach us fun stuff like

that

you mean you don't know let auntie

chichi

tell you your mama and i were the

grandest sister

act we had flame talent style

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we were glorious together

wow why didn't you ever tell us you were

a catcher bat too

oh well it really was so long ago

i was just a kitten

[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

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all right kittens let's try the pools

it used to be our favorite routine

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now wait until i say go then you jump

from one pole

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i was just having a little fun

oh my they do remind me of two sisters i

used to know

chang has a pack of big and impressive

dogs

so i too need a pack of very big

very fast dogs but dogs

will make you

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how is my star horrible

how can i have a sister act with shigua

it's all a big joke to her

you know your mama wouldn't take

anything seriously either

mama silly didn't it drive you crazy

yes every day but she also made every

day fun

and that made our act even better really

maybe i could be a bit more patient

my new dogs are even bigger and fiercer

than magistrates

why aren't you warming up with sagua i'm

tired of her telling me what to do

sometimes older sisters forget what it's

like to be young

your auntie chichi used to get so angry

with me for being silly

really yes i'm sure if you could pay

just a little more attention

sagwa will stop being so bossy

my new clothes will be just as

extravagant as magistrate changs

perhaps more but your magistrate

clothes don't make the man everyone

already loves you

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wow they're amazing

and they actually look like they're

having a fun time

oh my sister you've

always been the best partner and you've

always been the best star

look if you want to show me stuff i'll

try and listen harder than

ever and i'll try not to get so huffy if

you don't

deal

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well i've done it fancier clothes

a new walker dogs

what do you think um what do

you think your magistrate

well i don't feel any different than i

did before

you are so funny but you might find it

easier if you bent your legs more

like this hey that is easier

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may i suggest you feel no different

because you've always been a wonderful

magistrate

just not as good as magistrate chang

why don't you go see the acrobatic troop

perform tonight in the village

it would take your mind off these

worries i think i'll just

go to bed early

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kittens that was wonderful

thank you you know

what darlings auntie chichi just had the

most

brilliant idea come

your magistrate you're not gonna believe

this you must come at once

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[Applause]

they're cheering for you

my dear they love you so

it's true they do

the villagers love me just as i am

isn't that amazing reader yes your

magistrate

truly amazing

[Applause]

it's foolish to try and be somebody

you're not reader

look how much they love me

good evening everybody tonight we have

three

very special guest stars

introducing my sister

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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shigura

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[Applause]

oh

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[Applause]

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let's prepare to leave

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[Applause]

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come on we can ride this all the way to

the pond

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look at me that's nothing

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nice one dongwa

[Applause]

your magistrate a terrible typhoon has

struck your cousin lee's village

oh my are they all right yes

but they have no place to stay and

they're on their way here

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how are you fine now that we are here

thank goodness we have family to count

on

i just hope you're not imposing don't be

silly

why our home is your home i want you

three to help make your cousin state be

as

pleasant as possible yes mama

come on we'll show you around and let's

get you to

some nice hot tea

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why don't you three go say hello to

mingyu

sagua don't you remember how much fun

you had last time mingyu visited

all i remember is her beating me at

every game we played

now now mingyu has been through a lot be

extra nice to her while she's here

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mm-hmm hey mingyu good to see you again

hi you guys it sure is nice to be warm

and dry

i bet you know ever since last year

i've been waiting for a lame chicken

rematch how about a game

that sounds great

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lost again i'm just no good just

try to pick up the stick a little slower

start over from there

we're supposed to make her feel better

don't try so hard

okay what no way oh come on

we're supposed to be nice if we lose on

purpose she'll feel better

just watch

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whoa i sure messed that up

your turn sagua um yeah

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looks like you win mindy

i'm first i win

eat you again you two are very fast are

you

of course we are we we just don't know

the palace as well as you

hmm i didn't think of that

what else could we do i have an idea

but we might get a little wet but i want

to keep playing inside

it'll be fun fun though come on

all right

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i can't believe i won three times in a

row not bad at all

yeah cook's got some special treats

today

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i didn't realize how hungry i was

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hey mingyu have the extra one go ahead

really thanks hey everybody

hmm shrimp uh

sorry but i just finished the last piece

what but hmm

uh that's okay i wasn't that hungry

come on let's go show me you some of our

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scrolls

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[Applause]

wow how'd you do that

that doesn't look so hard here let me

try

hmm

here take my hand

are you all right

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it's not funny

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wait up

huh hi sagua uh

your mom told me to sleep in your bed

well

where am i supposed to sleep

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tomorrow i do things my way

thanks again saguaro for letting me have

your bed last night

sure how about a game of choo choo in

the clubhouse

that sounds great actually i thought we

could do something

outside but it's still raining

what's a little rain come on it'll be

fun

um okay

i can't believe you're not coming they

did apologize

you're so stubborn i don't care

how would you like it if everybody

laughed at you

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oh

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are you sure this is safe we do this all

the time

it'll be fun you'll see i don't know

sagua it looks a little rougher than

usual

we've had a lot of rain no one's making

you do it dongwa

you can wait here

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you see the flatter the stone the more

it will skip

watch this

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now you try

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like this hey look what you did

you ready mingyu um okay

follow me and do what i do

this doesn't look so good

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wait here i'm gonna see if i can help

her

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come on what are you waiting for

oh this is too fast

just stay low and it'll be all right for

me

hold on tight i'm coming

try to land over here

hang on

don't worry ming it'll be all right

i can't believe you had to show off like

that show off

i was trying to do something i wanted to

do

well maybe this wasn't the time to just

think of

you i have to help her

you missed me

[Laughter]

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[Applause]

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are you all right just scared i wasn't

very good at this

look i messed up this was the wrong

thing to do

yeah well i guess i didn't have to agree

to do it either

come on let's get out of this rain lie

on your stomach and we'll kick back to

the shore

okay i don't know sagua it feels wobbly

tell you what you steer i'll kick

you two sure are lucky yeah

lucky we got back safely and lucky

you're back in time for lunch

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what's going on

that sure warmed me up what's next

i thought you might like another rematch

of lame chicken

the only thing is you can't let me win

this time

come on

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