01x21 - Sticks and Stones

[bunniefuu]

- Oh, melting meteorites!

I'm so glad to see you!

Have you ever had your feelings hurt?

You have?!

Then you know, it's no fun when someone makes fun of you,

or calls you a name.

That's what Nick finds out today,

When he hurts Max's feelings.

Oh, but don't worry!

They'll work it out in the end.

Do you want to see what happens?

Oh, you do? Then come on!

Here we go!

- (Children singing) Here comes Dooley

from a planet far away!

His home was way up in the sky where Dooley used to play!

He's come from far beyond the stars,

to make some brand new friends!

So now its time to learn a ton

with Dooley and pals!

Dooley, Dooley, Dooley and pals! Yay Dooley!

He made a friend out of you and me,

Dooley and pals! Yay!

- Okay. My rule is double time,

Everyone go as fast as they can.

Faster, Max, come on, keep up.

Max, you're doing it all wrong!

You're messing up the game.

- I know, I'm trying.

- You're such a baby.

- I'm not a baby.

- Well everyone else can do it, why can't you?

- Well, because...

- Because you're a baby.

- I am not you're just a big bully.

- I am not a bully.

- Are so.

- Are not.

- Oh, forget it, I don't want to play anymore.

- Fine.

- But...but. Ugh.

Psst, Marty! Why is Max so upset?

Because Nick called her a baby?

- Accessing data banks.

Hmm, Hmm.

Oh, a baby is a small human.

Hm, I flow butter san- I mean uh, I don't understand.

Max is a small human, why is she so upset?

- Hmm. Maybe it has something to do with that bully word.

What's that?

- Hm, accessing data bank.

A bully is someone who uses size, or mean words,

to boss somebody around, or to get their own way.

- Nick, are you a bully?

Did you use your size to get your way with Max?

- I am not a bully, that's just the name Max called me.

She was acting like a baby.

- So, you called her a not so nice name?

- Kind of.

- I know what this is!

- What? Ron catoove, I mean, uh, I'm confused.

- It's like on our planet.

When someone calls someone else a not so nice name

- [Dooley And Marty] Mh hm.

- It hurts their feelings!

- [Dooley And Marty] Mh hm.

- What happens on your planet when you call someone a name?

- Well, we say, we're sorry,

because we never want to hurt anyone else's feelings.

- Maybe Max's feelings are hurt.

- I'd better go see!

- Whatever.

- Are you okay, Max?

- My feelings are hurt.

- Why is that?

- Because Nick called me a baby.

I might be smaller than him, and younger than him,

but I'm not a baby.

I can do all sorts of things.

- Sure you can, Max.

- Yeah, all sorts of things.

- We know you can!

(Children singing) Mostly I take care of me,

I can do just about everything.

I still need help but you can see,

mostly I take care of me.

- I dress myself with the clothes mom picks,

but I'd rather choose,

and if you're not in a big, big hurry,

I can tie my own shoes!

- I brush my teeth, I brush my hair,

and I know which one is which.

I learn to do more most every day and I add it to my list!

- [All Children] Mostly I take care of me,

I can do just about everything.

I still need help but you can see,

mostly I take care of me!

- I know not to ever cross the street,

until I look both ways.

When I ride my bike my helmet's on,

Same as when I wear my skates!

- I don't go near things sharp or hot,

I'm careful all around.

It's just a part of growing up and staying safe and sound!

- [All Children] Mostly I take care of me,

I can do just about everything.

I still need help, but you can see,

mostly I take care of me.

Mostly I take care of me, I can do just about everything.

I still need help, but you can see,

mostly I take care of me!

Mostly I take care of me!

- Yay!

- That was fun.

- That was cool, that was so cool.

- Hi, you jingling dweeble!

- What did you say?

What did you call me?

- Uh, jingling dweeble.

- Zoon, why did you call me that?

- I don't know, I just heard it somewhere.

- Just because you hear someone else say something,

doesn't mean you should say it Zoon!

That's not a nice thing to call someone.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know what it meant!

- Oh, that's okay. I understand.

- I won't ever call you a jingling dweeble ever again.

- That's good.

- I'll see you later.

- You sniveling gordo.

- Zoon! Zoon.

- Howdy do, all?

- [All Children] Hey Mrs. Z!

- What's the matter, Max?

You're looking kind of blue.

- Oh, actually she looks kind of purple, Mrs. Z.

That's what color her shorts are!

- Oh, Dooley, it's just an expression.

It means Max seems a little sad.

- I'm sad because Nick called me a baby.

- Ooh, that's rough.

Name calling always makes the other person feel bad.

Words can do wonderful things.

They need to be used carefully though,

because they can also make people feel hurt.

That must be why your letter of the day is T for thoughtful.

We need to be thoughtful when we speak to people.

- And talk, it helps to talk about our feelings,

when they get hurt.

- And T is for together.

I wish Max and Nick would work it out,

so we can all play together again!

- Well, maybe I can help cheer you guys up. Hm.

What do you get when a pig learns karate?

- [All Children] What, Mrs. Z?

- Pork chops! Hiyah!

- [All] I know a joke or a riddle!

Maybe you've heard it before.

You'll either groan or giggle,

but that's what jokes and riddles are for!

I could tell 'em 'til tomorrow,

'cus I love to have fun!

I know you'd think that was funny,

but wait until you here this one!

- What do you get from a nervous cow?

- What, Kayla?

- A milkshake!

- [All] I know a joke or a riddle!

Maybe you've heard it before.

You'll either groan or giggle,

but that's what jokes and riddles are for.

I can tell 'em 'til tomorrow,

'cus I love to have fun!

I know you'd think that was funny,

but wait until you here this one!

- Knock, Knock!

- Who's there?

- Hello!

- Hello, who?

- How low, can you go? How low, can you go?

(laughing)

- [All] I know a joke or a riddle!

Maybe you've heard it before.

You'll either groan or giggle,

but that's what jokes and riddles are for!

I could tell 'em 'til tomorrow,

'cus I love to have fun!

I know you'd think that was funny,

but wait until you hear this one!

- Why don't lions eat clowns?

- [All] I don't know, why don't lions eat clowns?

- Because they taste funny!

- [All] I know a joke or a riddle!

Maybe you've heard it before.

You'll either groan or giggle,

but that's what jokes and riddles are for.

I could tell 'em 'til tomorrow,

'cus I love to have fun!

I know you'd think that was funny,

but wait until you hear this one!

(laughing)

- I'd love to stay,

but I better make like a rocket and blast off!

- Ooh, are those my picture pals for today?

- They truly duly are!

- Thank you!

- You're welcome!

Gotta run, but you know you'll see me tomorrow!

Konichiwa! That's good afternoon in Japanese!

- [All] Konichiwa Mrs. Z!

- Whoa, cosmic comets!

These are truly duly beautiful!

Look at the shapes in Beth's picture!

Oh, I love the pictures Sonya sent in.

This is such a happy picture! It's from Kim!

Thanks, picture pals!

I just love my picture pal pictures!

Hey kids, when we're having trouble with our friends,

we have to try to work it out, like this!

- You say yours, he says mine!

Looks like its gonna be arguin' time.

Before you fight, listen to me sing,

'cus there's two sides to everything!

Work it out!

- [All] Work it out!

- Just listen!

Work it out!

- [All] Work it out!

- Stop and think!

- [All] Work it out, work it out.

Friends gotta work it out!

- [Referee] Come on!

- [All] Ooh, bop bop!

Ooh, bop bop. Ooh, bop bop!

Work it out! Work it out!

Just listen!

Work it out, work it out!

Stop and think!

Work it out, work it out.

Friends gotta work it out!

- He says 'A,' you say 'B.'

It doesn't really matter when you disagree.

All I know is, when it's done,

buddies work it out like everyone.

- [All] Work it out, work it out!

Just listen!

Work it out, work it out!

Stop and think!

Work it out, work it out, yeah!

Friends gotta work it out.

Work it out, work it out!

- Just listen!

- [All] Work it out, work it out!

- Stop and think!

- [All] Work it out, work it out, yeah!

Friends gotta work it out.

- You got it!

- [All] Work it out, work it out.

Friends gotta work it out.

- That's it!

- [All] Work it out, work it out.

Friends gotta work it out!

(cheering)

(cheerful melody)

- Hi, Max. I heard you were a little upset.

- Nick hurt my feelings, he called me a baby.

- I see, that wasn't very nice.

- Nick got mad because I couldn't play four square

as fast as he could.

- Uh huh.

- All he had to do was tell me how to play.

He didn't have to call me a baby.

- Aw, it wasn't a big deal, Max.

- Well, it was to me.

- Well you called me a bully, you know.

- Oh! Back on our home planet,

someone once called me a double twitted binzer!

- [All] A double twitted binzer?!

- Huh! Can you believe that?

I thought about calling them a triple totey threeb!

Well, it didn't make me feel any better.

- You're right, Dooley,

calling someone names back doesn't help you feel better.

When you call someone a name or make fun of them,

What should you do?

- Say you're sorry.

- Then, you can work it out.

- I don't want to say I'm sorry

unless Nick says he's sorry first.

- I don't see why I should say I'm sorry,

you called me a name too.

- Oh! Looks like Nick and max can't work things out yet.

Have you ever called someone a name, or been called a name?

How did that make you feel?

What would you do to help make things better?

- Okay. Now let me make sure I have this right.

I shouldn't call you a jiggling dweeble,

or a sniveling bordo?

- No, those are both bad things to call someone.

- Well, I won't do it again.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings cosmos, I didn't know.

I'm sorry.

- Oh, it's okay.

I know you are my friend, Zoon,

and you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings on purpose.

- Of course not,

not even when you're being a complete rippling biznits.

- What?

- A rippling biznits.

Or a deliberate farkin.

- What?!

- Oh yeah, you're quite the farkin sometimes.

Well, see ya.

- Zoon! Doh!

- Today's fun facts are about name calling.

- You can't cry in space

'cus there's no gravity for your tears.

- Words can hurt more than hitting.

- People are the only mammals who can cry.

- Hey kids, it's time to play, Dooley says!

And the first thing Dooley says to do is

for you kids at home to play along too!

So come on, stand up! Let's start!

- [All Children] If Dooley says, Dooley says,

do what Dooley says to do!

If Dooley doesn't say 'Dooley says,' then of course,

you shouldn't move!

If you miss it you're out for now,

so listen to his clue!

If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

- Dooley says jump two times!

Dooley says bend your knees!

Dooley says, say your name.

You guys are good!

Dooley says, touch your nose!

Stand on one foot!

Ah ah ah! I didn't say 'Dooley says!'

- [All Children] If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,'

do what Dooley says to do,

if Dooley doesn't say 'Dooley says,'

then of course you shouldn't move!

If you miss it you're out for now, so listen to his clue.

If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

- Dooley says wiggle your tail!

Dooley says hold up four fingers!

Dooley says clap once!

Dooley says clap three times!

Spin around!

Uh oh, I didn't say Dooley says!

- [All Children] If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,'

do what Dooley says to do,

if Dooley doesn't say 'Dooley says,'

then of course, you shouldn't move.

If you miss it you're out for now, so listen to his clue.

If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

- Dooley says, rub your belly!

Dooley says, raise your arms!

Dooley says lower your arms!

Dooley says act like a chicken, brrk!

Sit down!

Uh oh, did I say 'Dooley says?'

- [All Children] If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,'

do what Dooley says to do,

if Dooley doesn't say 'Dooley says,'

then of course, you shouldn't move!

If you miss it you're out for now, so listen to his clue!

If Dooley says 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

If Dooley says, 'Dooley says,' do what Dooley says to do!

- Hi guys!

- [All Children] Hey Dr. Arvin!

- Hey dad!

- [All Children] Hey. Ooh. Wow. He's cool.

- Dr. Arvin, what is this?

- Actually, this is a domesticated pig.

And I thought I'd bring him by just to say hi.

- Oh, hi.

- He's awesome, Dr. Arvin.

- What's fiz game? I mean, uh,

What's his name?

- Actually, his name is Benny.

- I thought pigs were dirty and smelly,

But this one's kind of cute.

- That's right, Kayla.

You know, people tend to think that pigs are either dirty,

dumb, or greedy when pigs are actually very clean,

they're smart too.

- People shouldn't talk that way about pigs.

- That's right. You know, when you say things like that,

that can really hurt people's feelings.

- I guess people who call people names,

sometimes don't think about how the other person might feel.

- Gee, I think he's a nice pig.

- I hope no one called this pig any names,

Cause when someone does that, to me, it hurts my feelings.

- Yeah. Well it hurts my feelings, too.

People shouldn't make fun of him for what he does,

or for what he is.

- So if someone called this pig, or his sister name,

he should say he's sorry.

- I'm sorry Max, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

- I didn't mean to call you a name either.

My feelings were hurt.

- I won't call you names anymore.

- And I won't call you names anymore either,

because sticks and stones can break your bones,

but words can hurt, too.

(Jazzy saxophone)

- When you call someone a name,

it's hard to take it back.

If you think before you speak,

That should take care of that!

- [All] Sticks and stones can break some bones,

and words can hurt some feelings,

- Gentle hands can lift you up,

- And kind words do some healing!

- So don't say anything at all,

- Unless its something nice!

- 'Cus in the end, you'll make a friend,

- By taking this advice!

Sticks and stones can break some bones,

and words can hurt some feelings.

- Gentle hands can lift you up,

- And kind words do some healing!

- So if you called someone a name,

and hurt them deep inside,

- You can do the friendly thing, and just apologize!

Sticks and stones can break some bones,

and words can hurt some feelings!

- Oh, Zoon! Oh, Zoon! Zoon!

Hm. Hey, Zoon! You jiggling threeble!

You sniveling wardo! You rippling biznits!

- Cosmos! I am upset that you would use language like that!

Especially about me!

- But, Zoon,

you have called me each and every one of those names today.

- But I was kidding!

- It was still wrong.

- I was just kidding around.

- It doesn't matter.

- It still hurt my feelings.

- I'm sorry, Cosmos.

I promise I won't do it again, forgive me?

- Oh, oh, I forgive you Zoon,

but there is one name you can call me.

- What's that?

- Your friend. Aww

- Hey friend!

- Daily Dooley log entry!

Oop! Hi, everybody.

It's me, Dooley!

Ever since my ship landed here on Earth,

I've learned lots about your planet!

Today I learned that calling someone names,

can hurt their feelings!

Mrs. Z brought us the letter 'T,'

and tried to cheer up Max by telling jokes and riddles!

All my friends helped Max talk about her feelings,

so she could tell Nick how she felt!

Dr. Arvin stopped by with a pig,

and we all learned that words can hurt,

and we should be careful how we use them.

Colliding comets!

You know what that means.

- Time to go?

- [All Children] Hey hey, hi h*,

Do we, Dooley, do we have to go?

- We sure do, but we had so much fun today,

It was a Dooley day!

Today we had a great day!

- [All Children] Great day!

- With good friends!

- Good friends!

- We laughed and played!

- Laughed and played!

- Hope it never ends!

- Never ends.

- Yes, we had great fun!

- Great fun!

- With songs and games!

- Songs and games!

- We really truly, absolutely,

had another Dooley day!

We really truly absolutely had another Dooley day!

- I had so much fun playing and learning with you today!

Join us again next time!

- Mcflare! I mean uh, take care!

- And we're gonna have a great time!

- Great time!

- Tomorrow!

- Tomorrow!

- We'll laugh and play!

- Laugh and play!

- Lead and follow!

- Follow!

- We're gonna have great fun!

- Great fun!

- With songs and dance!

- Songs and dance!

We really truly absolutely gonna have a great day!

We're gonna have a great time, tomorrow!

We'll laugh and play, lead and follow!

We're gonna have great fun!

With songs and games!

We're really truly absolutely gonna have a great day!

We're really truly absolutely gonna have a great day!

We're really truly absolutely gonna have a Dooley day!

Yeah!