02x24 - Caught by the Tale

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routine every France rampant just wild

in the street sesame here we go

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Oh

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you keep

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sugar dates these Dodgers

night then Hey whether my finesse got

the fruit potassium deficiency hello

Jeanie

right here in Agrabah coolness as well

two windows in one town yeah he's up to

Jeannie might actually grant wishes but

if I gave up a banana I will grant you

three wishes

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I wish for a million more wishes

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lady Jeannie

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seriously get this your name's Oh Coheed

and Jana Wow how did you know because

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and it's sewn on these tags here

you're just a crappy sorcerer oh yeah

how do you think I got this hunting

accident

Asura do this it is - laughs boy oh

there was nothing

you should have seen the time Aladdin

and I Aladdin the hero we're a team we

do put guy stuff like helping the

helpless and conquering the

unconquerable and recycling the

recyclable like that time when Aladdin's

evil for a piece ma try to steal the

treasure of mushroom mushroom blast the

Latin I want the hero extra crispy the

genie is sacrificing himself for his

cohort Aladdin her genie kind of thing

to do that genie has it all our courage

and a sparkling smile

the highlands these are impressionable

young children who write and Alan of

Ellen talked over the differences in

wrapped how it really happen and I mean

spare you that curry sleep

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it is yeah

here Iago at last were saved abou

captured again a boys a rude it is the

k*ller bird indeed sir your worthiness

Iago the feathered fury ah he's a

magnificent figure

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eye for an eye fees DN

there's more step off route mismo 46 47

48 49 I believe you have reached 40 10

50 paces sir

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according to this ancient scroll the

secret stronghold of Scorpio the

undefeated is near where we will find

scuffle the undefeateds

golden weapon which was apparently

crucial to the whole wonderful aspect of

his career this is it I absolutely

nothing this isn't a secret stronghold

it's just a big empty place accessible

to the general public

stupid perhaps my untrained eyes can

glean something which eluded your keen

intellect

Allu clean away booze whoever seeks blah

blah blah blah blah

of course like a lowly desert scorpion

our fierce fighter seems to a favored

and underground lair anybody could have

gleaned that baggie captain we must

enlist some help is some small help

please Iago I wake my muse my

inspiration we brought more treats for

you

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okay okay my turn my turn

Oh my name is Aladdin the street rat

turned a bunch of hero I'm jasmine the

action-oriented yet feminine for

instance once on his most special day

Aladdin was very sad this little monkey

friend went away little bit out of hunt

strange this place is usually teeming

with filthy urchins this first girl was

very busy with the annual palace

cotillion

Aladdin's Genie let's get out of fuel a

stupid shitty rules all my plans this

time I think he's helped surprise I

thought you forgot my birthday well who

can top that those juveniles are small

enough to fit through the hole and

retrieve our treasure but kids in

jeopardy I like it a rude let me tell

you about tonight I knew swinger beach

ba*ls

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say friend

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justice was served with blood tell again

you don't need slimy pads and gratuitous

violence the story can be wholesome and

entertaining teach a little lesson -

good luck fine an audience tomorrow I'll

tell you the story of the magazine me

goes to ruling this burg should go

Kebede guy will find some other kids who

want to hear about Aladdin's greatest

adventure wait a sure way

mm-hmm yes well it all started at the

hideout of the fearsome they miss

antihero Bobby's mom halendar they

Aladdin with a blush Arif

yeah wait no hair he was completely bald

the strong young hero no no wait wait

that's strong wait Aladdin could barely

climb because his belly was so big

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Aladdin and his arch nemesis came

face-to-face well I sort of heard

actually Aladdin had to look up because

obvious

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Oh give you a sporting chance my

ineffectual especially to a hummus head

like a Bismol listen I'll show you

you're very correct a lad would be

hunting for treasure how would you like

to go on a treasure hunt

just like Aladdin ok the fuser them oh

right you like tight spaces kids break

into the entertainment biz like me

of all the treasures down there that's

right

what kind of treasure actually we have

no idea exactly what it is but it's some

kind of a weapon did we mention the item

is golden this is a bad idea

alas few are as brave as a Latin I see

two bad guys no kids like anything

happens to those kids they won't get any

more freebies hiding my true compassion

behind the facade of selfishness really

how goes it

little treasure hunters

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I'm an adventurer just like away hurry

let's get out of here we have a treasure

Oh

Ladon would be so proud

now be good adventurers and tie it to

the rope those Aladdin stories have a

run India brains you kids have been

rooting mother

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why is that

these moths in it to attack us but I'm

going to attack it first they thought

you're the bat of doom doubt too scared

oh look at this this is pretty I'm sorry

alright alright I'll fly up and get some

help I'm great I'm busted more traps

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yes sometimes a hero could be so scared

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it's just a hat how rude

it's not just any hat this is the Hat of

a man who is undefeated and it's shiny

and everything friends colleagues

criminally inclined bow down I shall now

rule you all hi I'm al cloud I M rats

one shiny shiny hat now and you Father

you just can't go around freezing my

customers like that did you see that

rude pretty snazzy

now what to do what to do

the Thrones I'm not following

the throne of Agrabah yes yes could be

yours right my long time

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it's a lie he's the hero he has the dog

he had the right idea he's the one who

never gives up if Aladdin doesn't give

up then we won't

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you have to stop we'll just go to a

school this kid shot more like a line

you might have men which means a

c*ck plan should be fog copy we'll

go out the way the scorpions

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I'll find a way out come on that I

didn't have moments of heroism where is

everyone

we were going to do the story of

Aladdin's mysterious pet dinosaur today

well know what a new track

oh this is lovely

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the marketplace we're free

there you are added a frying pan and

into the fire

storytime where have you been giant

scorpions ninny

oh my story is much better than that

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undefeated I'm working you with a head

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we'd better get to the palace in warn

out just in case

healing plea to put my friend

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hmm need an extra seat better that I

knew once three dragons here nothing

that rollerskates and rocket boosters

won't face

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you're witnessing history

haru Agrabah is about to get a no ruler

me i'll be no sultan digging in my town

we should help him ah now genie can

handle it

sock puppets

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except they appear to be giant sock

puppets

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you should have seen yourself chasing up

to my son

Eenie can you really handle it what

happens when he cares usually that's

where Aladdin comes in and says

something like your reign is over office

mall

I'm confused am i yelling another story

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you'd better call off the coronation

mall he's so brave

he's sooo cute oh by the way Aladdin I

have a new name

I best be undefeated you've already

supposed to dodge badging is out

I'll just await your victory from a safe

distance you think it's funny do you

well you're next you bystanders are

supposed to sit tight and clam up

I know bystander I'm a hero like a way

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prepare to be stunned

you little Aladdin booster drop them off

his mall I've got a G and I'm not afraid

to use them

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I'm thought oh my however did I get in

the palace

I let myself out face it mall this is

the end

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this story's not over

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and now just deserts line of food on my

vest or something never ate in the

storage guys what exactly did you tell

them in these stories you have this

whoever it is taller gigantic shaky

doing stuff like escaping from k*ller

scorpions and helping to save Agrabah

like you

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anybody can be a hero the key is how you

tell dear friends when you get home oh

you got myself

dramatized embellish haven't you learned

anything with the message like in your

case I think don't talk to strangers

would be

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you

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