03x06 - The Ethereal

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The time is near.

Ice shall fall from the sky.

The earth shall move.

Light shall become dark.

Creatures of destruction shall bring

forth their wrath.

No! Then I, the Ethereal,

shall come, and the day of

reckoning shall be at

hand.

Agrabah, it can't be. No,

noJasmine, are you all

right?Father?Oh, thank

goodness it was only a dream. You haven't

had a nightmare like that since you were

a little girl. What in heavens?

Why, it's hailing.

Ice shall fall from the sky. Well,

sweet dreams, my dear.

You must have heard the hail while you

were asleep, and your mind just fitted

into your dream. Okay, even if that's

true, don't you think hail on a summer

night in the desert is just a little

strange?Strange, yes,

but add some lemon-lime flavoring and

it's delicious!

Yum! So you dreamt about the hail.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence. It's

not the end of the world. Maybe not, but

it was at least the end of Agrabah. Look,

there were three other signs in my dream

before Agrabah was destroyed. If they

happen, then I'll worry. Put

your back into it, chimp! Did any of

those signs involve a cranky parrot?Come

on! I haven't gone all day! Hey, watch

it! We're losing our fortunes here. The

bird's-eye tour of Agrabah?This is a

fortune?Look, people visit a

city, they want to know the hot spots.

We here at Birds Hide Tours are

happy to provide a guide scroll...

for a price.

And thanks to last night's hailstorm, I

got to add a fun and freakish weather

section to this baby. Tour guides, huhDo

you rate the local eateries?I've been

curious about that shea cheese. Back

off! Blue no pain, no shea!

What a way to make a living. Hey, not all

us are gonna marry wealthy.

Just like the dream.

Is everybody all right?Hey, Jasmine, it's

okay. It's all over now. I'm not

so sure. In my dream, the Ethereal

said, The earth shall move. This

Ethereal character! What other beans did

she spill?Ice shall fall from the sky,

the earth shall move, light shall become

dark, and creatures of destruction shall

bring forth their wrath. Shall bring

forth their wrath. Got it!

I wouldn't worry too much about it if I

were you. I admit that dreaming the hail

and the earthquake is a pretty big

coincidence. But I'm sure that's all it

was. Coincidence. Oh,

no! Oh,

Tonty. What shall we

do?

Need a hand?Eddie's baby should be

rotated every 5,000 miles or after any

civic disaster.

There you go. It's guaranteed for 30

days, parts and labor. Thank you all so

much. These are

very nice. I made that one

with my mommy. You did?Then

I would very much like to buy it.

Is this enough?Is it ever?

Ahem! If you really loved

your mommy, you'd take her on a tour of

the city. Now for a few coins, hi-ow!

Iago. What?It's called a

free enterprise system, exchanging

goods and services as the basis of

economic growth.

Thank you. HmmSomehow,

I thought the end of Agrabah would be

much worse. You're probably right.

Maybe it was just a silly dream.

Or maybe not.

Light becomes dark. Still think it was

just a dream?I'm starting to have my

doubts. Let's

see. Ice from sky, earth moves, light

becomes dark, fat leaves. Creatures of

destruction shall bring forth their

wrath. Aladdin!

Creatures of destruction! Creatures of

destruction!

Run,

monkey,

run! They're iron creatures, but they

work hard.

Thanks, Jeannie. Hilpinimini, we're

not out of the hood yet.

Oh, devil!

You can go easy, or you can go hard.

Ohh Why do they

always choose hard?

Whoa! Bad scorpion!

sh**t! Captain!

Oh, way past my lunchtime. What

this then it is the helping of my Genie

jumping out. Now where are Genie gonna

find a bunch of good craw down?

Ah This is closing up. I'm too

beautiful to die! You are so scared. How

can you live with yourself?

Come to Papa.

Whee! Just the way I likes him.

Spicy.

Genie, you did it! That was the last

sign. What happens now?What did she

mean?

What happens now?There's more! Then the

ethereal shall come.

Look!

It is time.

It is the day of reckoning for your

civilization. I shall pass

judgment upon this kingdom. Not

to be a pessimist, but what happens

if you don't like what you see?Then

your city will be reduced to dust.

I don't like the way this is going! Do

something hero-esque. What do we know

about this Ethereal?Not much, but she

rubs my lamp the wrong way. Fire!

Ratz, should've used the putter.

HuhWhere'd she

go?A malevolent,

omnipotent being shows up and you

tackle her?!

You cannot deny the ethereal.

You, Princess Jasmine, shall show me

what makes your kingdom great. Like

I have a choice. Right here! A

full accounting of everything wonderful

in Agrabah! I will show you our city.

So shall it be.

This is no good. We've got to find out

more about the Ethereal.

The Ethereal. Here she is. It

says here, for the Ethereal's references,

ask the Atlanteans, the Pompeians, and

the Babylonians. But they were all wiped

out a long time ago. My point

exactly. If this ethereal is as

powerful as I think, we need to cook up

one doozy of a whammy, the Spear of

Agabuta. This bad boy generates a full

reverse nega flux field powerful enough

to vex any. Magical impulse, up to 30

quogs in a portitude. What does that

mean?No clue, but Siskon and

Ibris gave it two thumbs up. And they

don't rate spells unless they're really

good. All right, let's do it.

Agruba's Library houses the world's

largest collection of tomes and scrolls.

It surpasses even the famous Library of

Alexandria. It is a place for scholars to

study the collected wisdom of the ages.

Certainly one of our greatest

achievements. Not to mention that the

library is big enough to house over a

third of the world's gerbil population.

It is a magnificent library. But

Atlantis also had a library

stocked with many wonderful tomes.

That was of no consequence when I

delivered my judgment.

You know, I'd feel safer if we had some

adult supervision. The marketplace is

Agrabah's center of commerce. It is where

our many merchants barter and trade.

People from all over the world come here

to sample a variety of wondrous goods.

And when in the marketplace, be sure to

stop by the International House of

Hummus. Genies under the age of



helping. They're a sponsor.

That is the finest workmanship in all of

Agrabah. The Babylonians also

prided themselves on being a center of

trade. Now, their

dust. Why,

she's a regular Susie Sunshine.

Everything we've shown her makes Admiral

look great, but she's still not

satisfied. What is she looking

for?

Hurry, I don't know how much time wehave.

One chilly breath a-comin'.

Agrabah is also rich with glorious art

and architecture. Artisans from all over

the seven deserts come here to gain

inspiration. In Pompeii, they

valued their art as well. But art

is of no interest to me. Perhaps

it would interest you to know that this

one fountain loses over 250

gallons of water a year to evaporation

alone. I am not convinced.

It's right here in black and white. You

think I make this stuff up?You have

shown me trivialities, but I have

yet to see what makes this city great.

My judgment has been made.

No! Give

us more time!

Genie, we need that spear now!

Almost finished now.

Okay, the bad news is, I don't know if

this thing works, but there is good news.

Good news?Yeah. Judging from the size

of that thing, our deaths should be

pretty quick.

This is not happening! I am not

here! La-la-la-la-la!

Please.

As the Sultan of Agrabah, I beg

you not to do this. I do

nothing but pass judgment. The

real power lies in those who

are judged.

Then all hope is lost.

Not yet.

Be careful back there! Roger

that, bug leader. You heard him, chimp

Jaeger.

Come on, come on

It's working. Get us close, Carpet!

Bullseye! Did it

work?I think so. Your boy has

done it!

I'm not coming out until she leaves!

Uh-oh.

It didn't work.

The end is truly upon us.

Maybe so. But I won't let this city go

without a fight. I'm with you, Al.

That's the spirit, my boy! Now, all

right, let's get this over with.

I don't know what else we could have

shown you. Come on.

From now on, free apples for you and

your monkey.

Move it before the parrot takes a

building in the beach!

Donkey!

Dotty, where are you?

Mommy!

Oh

No! Someone please help! Jasmine, come

back!

Jasmine! Jasmine!

The Princess

Oh no!

She... She's

gone.

What?Look.

I have seen what I needed to see.

Why spare us now?Your princess's

sacrifice makes it clear.

She understood.

Jasmine?

Aladdin!

My daughter!

It's the people, Aladdin. It's the people

that make Agrabah great.

You saved my life! You saved all our

lives. Remember the lesson learned

here today. Cherish your

people. For should you forget,

I shall return.

Ah I believe we've been spared.

ohh

Let's celebrate! Greasy food and

fattening cake on me!

This storage business is kaput!

There are some people you just don't want

visiting your town.